Until the cigarette burned all the way down, Eonni quietly stayed in my arms.
“Young lady. Your butt is so soft and nice, huh?”
“…Is that you, Uncle Autumn?”
“Why can’t I touch my friend’s butt a little?”
“If you’re gonna waste Autumn’s pretty face like that, just give it to me.”
I stubbed out the cigarette and lit a new one.
“Stop smoking.”
“It smells, so stay over there. I’ll finish this and come.”
“I hate it… The scent from Autumn makes the cigarette smell disappear.”
The more I smoked, the more Eonni buried her face in my arms.
“Autumn.”
“Yeah?”
“Autumn, you’re a good person.”
“You’ve got the wrong person.”
“Even if it’s only been two days like you said, in that short time, I saw that Autumn is someone who’s kind to the weak.”
“You’re so wrong. I’m freakin’ strong-strong-weak-strong.”
“Pfft… I haven’t seen the strong-strong part, but I’ve definitely seen the weak-weak part.”
“Why are you beating around the bush just to ask to touch my butt?”
As I spoke, I firmly grabbed her butt.
“Eek…”
In the meantime, I stubbed out the burnt cigarette and said to Eonni.
“Eonni, I’m gonna start broadcasting now. It smells like smoke here, so let’s go out.”
Eonni hesitated, looking reluctant, then slowly slipped out of my arms.
“I’ll be broadcasting, so give me the phone mount and stop by the store on your way back.”
“Huh? Why the store?”
“Don’t you need to change your pants?”
At my words, Eonni’s face turned bright red. She handed me the mount and quickly disappeared toward the clothing store without looking back.
“Pfft. So cute.”
I prepared for the broadcast, placed my phone on the mount, and adjusted the angle.
“Hmm… Nice.”
[Lady Han Ga-eul has started broadcasting.]
[LOL]
It seemed the viewers had been waiting for a while, as the number of viewers quickly rose once the broadcast started.
[F*ck, Bangjang-nim, LOL? You really wanna die?]
[The title is so f*cking funny LOLOLOL]
[I’m gonna lose my mind, I’m gonna lose my mind]
[You said you’d start as soon as you woke up, you b*tch]
[Bangjang!!! Turn on the lights! It’s so f*cking dark]
“These bastards are already going crazy as soon as they come in. I’ll let it slide since I’m late.”
[You b*tch, you didn’t keep your promise]
[Bangjang, you f*cker, it’s already past 4]
[LOLOL you’re so late and you’re pulling this sh*t with the title, I’m so mad LOLOLOL]
“Hey, listen to me, you little sh*ts.”
“When I opened my eyes, the birds were chirping so clearly, and the sunlight was shining so brightly.”
“My body felt so f*cking refreshed. You gotta understand that, you little sh*ts.”
[What are we supposed to understand, you crazy b*tch LOL]
[That feeling on the morning of an exam day means you’re totally f*cked LOL]
“These damn kids, calming the public sentiment with my ‘mamma tong’ (breasts).”
He operated his mobile phone, turned on the camera function, and focused on his chest, which was bulging as if his white shirt was about to burst.
“Now, calm down, my babies, and let’s look at the ‘mamma tong’.”
[Kieeeeeeek]
[Room Master! Room Master! Room Master! Room Master! Room Master! Room Master!]
[This is what a nation should be like, you know?]
[This girl calls her own chest ‘mamma tong’ lololol]
[Damn, it’s still majestic even when I look again.]
“Pfft, you guys are so damn simple.”
“Good?”
[Yesssss, so damn good]
[Pya, the white shirt Room Master really knows how to handle public sentiment]
[Now I finally feel like the nation is standing right]
[That shirt looks so damn miserable lol]
[Damn, I want to be reborn in that shirt]
[Oh wow, so good]
“There’s a reason why I was late.”
“I wanted to show you guys something pretty to wear.”
[Kya, as expected, our Room Master has a reason for everything lol]
[It’s possible to be late sometimes in life lol]
[Yes, yes, we understand everything]
He adjusted the zoom on his phone to show his full body from the neck down.
[What, is it outside?]
[Room Master’s outfit is so pretty]
[Room Master, is it a night broadcast today?]
“I went to the hair shop and turned it on right away. I even bought a phone mount for outdoor broadcasting.”
“And it’s not that the clothes are pretty, it’s that I make the clothes look pretty.”
[That’s right lol]
[Damn, with that body, even a rag would look good]
“So, today’s broadcast is outdoors, but I haven’t decided what to do yet.”
[??????]
[Lololol, this house is so casual]
[Where is this place?]
“What else are you trying to see? Damn, you guys just need to look at me, you bastards.”
[Kya, Room Master only speaks the truth]
[Lololol, it’s fun just watching the Room Master]
“Pfft. Right?”
“Oh, right. I bought some fun glasses, I’ll show you.”
[Glasses?]
[Oh, are you revealing your face right away?]
He moved his hand to adjust the angle of the mount to show his head, revealing beautifully flowing pink hair, 8-bit sunglasses, and a large mask covering his face.
[Wow, Room Master, what’s with the hair color?? So damn pretty]
[What is this for real]
[I only saw a bit of the flowing hair, but seeing the whole thing, the color is so pretty]
[Damn, take off those glasses]
[Damn, those are 8-bit glasses lololol, wearing those outside]
“They’re not just glasses, they’re Kingbit God-glasses, you bastards.”
“My hair has always been like this. It’s not dyed, so stop asking.”
[Pingchang Room Master, does that even make sense?]
“You bastards, it’s basic common sense, like being a rare constitution or something.”
[This is the first time I’ve heard of such common sense lololol]
[I’m curious about the teacher’s common sense line]
“What can you do with something like this originally?”
“You guys were born with useless dicks hanging, and I was born like this too.”
“Just go with it.”
[LOL, pretty much, if you’re pretty, that’s all that matters.]
[Damn, the room master just roasted us.]
[For real LOL, she’s insanely pretty.]
[Even if you dye your hair a million times, you’ll never get that color.]
I watched the viewers chattering and moved back to the smoking area.
[Where’s the room master going?]
I entered the smoking area again, took off my mask, put it in my pocket, and skillfully pulled out a cigarette with one hand, lit it up.
“Phew─”
[OMG, what the hell?]
[Wow, her lips are so pretty, damn.]
[Why were you wearing a mask?]
[Her jawline is so pretty, why was she hiding it?]
[Damn, watching her smoke with those lips is so hot.]
[I wanna suck those lips so bad.]
[Room master, turn on the lights and come in. You’re supposed to tease us a bit first, right?]
[Her nose and lips are so pretty, she’s like a doll.]
[Even with those damn glasses on, she’s still insanely pretty.]
Suddenly, after taking off my mask and smoking, the chat exploded.
“Did I say I’m insanely pretty or not?”
“And yeah, I’m insanely pretty, that’s why I cover up.”
[Damn, she’s spitting facts, I got nothing to say.]
[If she didn’t cover up, it’d actually be dangerous.]
[Her pale face with that perfect makeup is so hot, like she just dabbed some fruit juice on her cheeks.]
[For real, her lips are so pretty, look at that color and how glossy they are.]
“This isn’t makeup. I’m bare-faced, okay?”
[Room master’s going wild.]
[LOL, even if you say that, it’s too much.]
[If that’s bare-faced, what does that make people who wear makeup? LOL]
“You guys won’t believe me even if I tell you.”
I took the cigarette out of my mouth, held it between my fingers, rubbed my thumb on my lips and cheeks, then showed it to the camera.
“See? Clean, right?”
“My cheeks and lips have nothing on them, guys. It’s really bare-faced.”
[Is that even possible?]
[For real, there’s nothing on her.]
[That’s bare-faced?? Makeup companies are gonna go bankrupt.]
“First of all, I don’t even own any makeup. I don’t know how to do it.”
“Damn, in our room, it’s common sense that the room master is insanely pretty even without makeup, so remember that.”
[^^7 Memorized.]
[As the head honcho commands, I’ll engrave it in my head.]
[But seriously, what’s up with the room master? Her chest is huge, her body is insane, her hair color is gorgeous, and her nose and lips are so pretty.]
[A smoking hot doll LOL.]
[Her eyes must be insanely pretty too.]
“My eyes? They’re freaking gorgeous.”
[LOL, her tone is so annoying but I can’t help but believe her.]
[For real LOL, she’s probably insanely pretty.]
[OMG, her smoking is so hot.]
He crushed the cigarette and thought about putting his mask back on as he stepped out of the smoking area, but since he’d already exposed himself to the viewers, he decided against it and walked toward Rodeo Plaza.
“Hey guys, what should we do now?”
[Why are you asking us?]
“Damn, I’ve only been streaming for a few days. Plus, it’s my first late-night broadcast, so I might not know what to do.”
“Also, I started this in a hurry because I was late for the promise I made with you guys.”
[Lol, the room master is so pretty, just watching them is fun.]
[For real lol, it’s so entertaining, just do whatever you want and make sure the camera’s on point.]
[But the room master doesn’t even look like a real person.]
“Ugh, I’m tired of hearing how pretty I am, you little yes-men.”
[Damn, the night’s heating up.]
[So cringe, pretty girl.]
[The room master looks so mischievous, damn that messy hair is so hot.]
[This b*tch is pretty but still yells at us.]
[For real lol.]
[Take off those stupid pixel glasses lol, you wear them so confidently.]
While chatting with the viewers, I saw Eonni approaching from afar and waved my hand enthusiastically.
“Autumn!!”
[Who’s that?]
[Damn, their voice is so cool-toned.]
“She’s a friend I got close to while shopping. She’s a regular person, so don’t freak out. If you do, I’ll end the stream right away.”
[We’ll behave, b*tch.]
[Lol, just trust us.]
[Lol, we’re better at tightrope walking.]
Eonni smiled and hurried over, so I greeted her warmly.
“Were you streaming?”
“Yeah. We were just talking about what to do today.”
“I see. But is it okay to take off your mask?”
“It’s fine. It’s stuffy, and I’ve already shown my face to the viewers.”
“Ah, got it. Wanna hang out with me? It’s Friday, so there’ll be a lot of people soon, and there’ll be plenty to see.”
“Then let’s grab something to eat. I’m hungry.”
I hadn’t eaten all day and was feeling hungry, so as I walked with Eonni toward the area packed with restaurants, a loud commotion erupted from the plaza.