<Lady Han Ga-eul starts broadcasting>
[⚔️Bangjaaaaang!!]
[⚔️President Han, welcome!]
As soon as she gets off the plane and turns on the broadcast, viewers flood in.
“Hey, my babies, did you miss me?”
[⚔️It’s been a while, where’ve you been? Feels like hours since we last saw you.]
[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOL]
[⚔️Room Master, your outfit is pretty.]
“You guys are prettier.”
[⚔️Oh my]
[⚔️Shy]
[⚔️Stop being so cheeky LOL]
The crew walking through the airport corridor with her laughs as they listen to the conversation with the viewers. They’ve heard that filming usually has a bad atmosphere, but here it’s always warm and cheerful.
“Is filming your main job, Ga-eul?”
“Yes. It’s not much different from broadcasting, right?”
“True.”
Uncle Woo-hyuk approaches and waves at the phone mounted on the stand.
[⚔️Milky-white Seol Woo-hyuk!]
[⚔️Wow, who’s this handsome guy?]
“Hahaha! It’s Seol Woo-hyuk. Thanks, but the milk’s gone bad, it’s spoiled.”
[⚔️So handsome]
[⚔️Who’s this guy and why is he so good-looking?]
“Hahaha.”
As Uncle Woo-hyuk keeps laughing, Uncle Gwak Jin approaches too.
“Woo-hyuk, what are you doing?”
“Just saying hi to the viewers.”
“Huh?”
Reacting to the word “viewers” and “chatting,” Uncle Gwak Jin, not understanding the situation, bows his head toward the phone.
It seems like chatting during filming has become second nature to him.
“Hello, I’m actor Oh Gwak Jin.”
[⚔️Wow, even more handsome than the milky-white guy]
“I’m a bit better than Woo-hyuk, right?”
[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOL]
[⚔️Please watch where you’re walking]
[⚔️Room Master’s guests are Seol Woo-hyuk and Oh Gwak Jin LOL my heart is swelling]
[⚔️Room Master’s chest is always grand]
[⚔️FR LOL]
“The chat during filming feels a bit different, right?”
“Yeah. It feels a bit rougher, I guess?”
“Really? I think our kids are being careful because the uncles are here.”
“Huh?”
Uncle Gwak Jin, still staring at the phone, looks deeply confused.
“They’re good kids who chat nicely because they like you.”
[⚔️Shy]
[⚔️I wanna kill these shy brats]
[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOL]
“Is that so…?”
[⚔️Room Master’s kids are terrifyingly attentive, if they don’t chat nicely, they’re not human LOL]
[⚔️FR LOL]
As they chat and make their way through the airport departure area toward the lobby, Director Kang, who’s leading the way, stops.
“Ga-eul.”
“Yes.”
“There’ll be a lot of reporters ahead. Don’t pay them any mind, just ignore them.”
With Director Kang’s words, the lighthearted atmosphere shatters.
“Hmm. Okay.”
As they walk further, just as Director Kang said, a crowd of people holding huge cameras and microphones are staring in their direction.
“Han Ga-eul! Is it true you actually fired a gun?”
“Did you aim and shoot at someone?”
“Is it true you deliberately aimed and fired?”
Flashbulbs rain down like a storm.
“Ga-eul, hold it in. You’ll get scolded by Grandpa.”
“Right. I’ve called a car outside, just push through and get in.”
[⚔️Please don’t open your mouth, please]
[⚔️Pleasepleaseplease]
“These brats are making me want to pull out a revolver.”
As soon as she speaks, the noisy airport falls silent in an instant.
From beside her…
The uncle and staff who were walking also bow their heads deeply.
[⚔️Choo— Bisaang!!!!!!!!!!!!]
[⚔️Someone please sew Bangjang-nyeon’s mouth shut]
“Han Ga-eul, were you just talking to us?”
“Did your wife lick your ear so much that your eardrum is filled with water? Are you an idiot? Can’t you understand what I’m saying?”
[⚔️Kyaaaak!!!!!!!!]
[⚔️Holy….]
[⚔️Ugh, my gosh]
“Almost said it. Cancel.”
[⚔️???]
[⚔️???????]
“If I were next to you, I would’ve smashed your heads instead of the robber, but I can’t say that because I got scolded by my grandfather.”
[You already said it all]
[Oh, you crazy woman, please shut up ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
[LOL Reporter gets hard countered = Crazy b*tch]
The flashes that were popping non-stop suddenly stop as if the power went out.
“Everyone in the world sees you as idiots, what gives you the confidence to walk around with your heads held high?”
[⚔️Oh sh*t]
[⚔️Damn, just turn it into a setup]
[⚔️How do you turn face-slapping into a setup, you life-setup bastard]
“No matter how much there’s no hierarchy in jobs, you guys gathered here are definitely trash humans. Even Just Stop Oil would stop their activities and be happy if you guys just hung yourselves, right?”
[⚔️Bangjang-nyeon, your voice is so loud even in this situation LOL]
[⚔️Top-tier output from the speech academy]
“Han Ga-eul! Just because you spit out words doesn’t mean they’re all true! Do you think reporters are a joke?”
The reporter right in front of me raises his voice, eyes wide open.
Looking at the employee ID hanging around his neck, it’s a place I’ve never seen before.
“Damn. Reporter Park Da-jeong from Yeonjang Ilbo. What makes you so great, spouting nonsense on the internet? There are worse bastards than you who call themselves my pretty kids. How many of you are there? A hundred? A thousand? Or ten thousand?”
[⚔️Bangjang-na is hurt…]
[⚔️Why did we get hit all of a sudden, really don’t get it]
“Half-baked Reporter Park Da-jeong from Yeonjang Ilbo. We’ll let our kids go, so take care of the aftermath, you bastard.”
It seems like it’s the first time they’ve been cursed at like this to their faces, everyone looks bewildered.
“Guys, these bastards are bullying me!”
As I swing my phone and capture the reporters’ faces on broadcast, except for a few who cover their faces belatedly, they all stare blankly at my phone.
[⚔️Let’s go in]
[⚔️Making a list of idiots]
[⚔️LOL let’s get to work]
[⚔️Bastards are super excited to do their main job after a long time LOL]
[⚔️Even counting the hairs on their ass LOL]
“Uncles, let’s go.”
“Uh, uh… Is this really okay?”
“Yep. I did it alone, so what.”
“No. We’ve lived long enough, but are you okay, Ga-eul?”
“Yes, I’m fine.”
There’s a saying that three people can create a tiger out of nothing, and even in a garbage dump, there’s a hierarchy.
“Guys, sorry but let’s keep it down for a bit.”
[⚔️Bangjang-nyeon is doing something weird again]
[⚔️Ok]
Ding-dong!
Click.
As we exit the airport, I make a call, and the other person picks up quickly.
“Jeremy, sorry but can you do some work?”
– Of course, miss.
As expected of Jeremy, who is unrivaled in information warfare, he answers immediately.
“Then should we hire the Hongmun guys? They’re naturally good at that kind of thing.”
– No, miss. Are you doing this on purpose? I’m much better at handling information than those guys.
“Just kidding.”
“Hey kids, dig up all that shady stuff you’ve been watching and plaster it all over the internet like a public notice, complete with your faces and records.”
“I’ll even pull out your private messages and prostitution records and send them to your families via registered mail.”
“Uh… Do you really have to go that far…?”
Jeremy takes it up a notch.
“Haha, gotta make sure it’s thorough.”
“Ugh. Thanks. I’ll leave it to you.”
“Since I’m from Spooky, black ops is my specialty—”
“Jeremy!!”
“Gah! Dude, my bad. Put that down.”
Albert’s booming voice drowns out Jeremy’s.
Looks like he’s gonna get roasted for days over this.
“Hmm.”
*Click.*
“Uncles, it was fun. Don’t go defending me or anything. I caused this mess all by myself.”
“Why’s that?”
“This is just how I live. Bye-bye!”
Waving at his uncles, he turns and starts walking away when a voice calls out from behind.
“Ga-eul, see you next time!”
“Come back and cook for us! Just thinking about traveling with this guy already makes me sick.”
“Haha, sure!”
***
“Is our Pposiraegi asleep?”
Seeing how quiet Baekseol is in her pocket, bouncing around excitedly, she must already be deep asleep.
*Click, click.*
“Phew—”
Arriving at the storage area in front of the house, there’s a mountain of packages piled up.
The angel was rolling around on the sofa, tapping away at her phone, and now it’s come to this. If there wasn’t a storage area, we wouldn’t have been able to receive them at all.
To properly handle this much stuff, it looks like we’d need at least two industrial-grade generators like the one I gave to my master.
“Phew— How much did she even order?”
After sweeping all the items the angel ordered into the subspace, only two neatly packaged items remain.
The shipping address isn’t from a store but seems to be sent by an individual.
***
<Lady Han Ga-eul has started broadcasting>
[⚔️????]
[⚔️Why’d you turn it on again? Weren’t you gonna rest?]
“I was, but some packages arrived. Did any of you send these to me?”
[⚔️Probably just a fan sending gifts, right?]
“Maybe? There’s a small one and a big one.”
[⚔️What’s that big one?]
[⚔️Looks like a doll, doesn’t it?]
“A doll?”
I’ve never owned or played with a doll in my life.
Age doesn’t matter when it comes to hobbies, but this is definitely not my taste.
“Guess I’m doing this now. Unboxing, go?”
[⚔️Lol, this’ll be fun]
[⚔️Go go]
*Tap tap. Tap tap.*
Tapping the packaging with my nails, the sound echoes.
“Is this how you do it?”
[⚔️I’ve seen it somewhere lololol]
[⚔️Stop messing around and just open it already]
“Such unromantic brats.”
[⚔️Lolololololol]
Starting to tear open the smaller package, the gift’s identity slowly reveals itself.
[⚔️Most people carefully unwrap it to save the pretty paper, but you’re just ripping it lol]
[⚔️Don’t ever do unboxing again lololol]
*Rip.*
As I tear open the packaging with force, the gift is immediately visible.
“Wow, what is this? Is it me?”
[Ding!]
[User “IWantToStickMyFingerInHanGa-eul’sSoftButt” sponsored 10,000 won]
[Eonni, I made this and sent it to you! Congrats on your first official broadcast! I love you, eonni!]
“Change your nickname first, then talk.”
[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOLOL Is there a female fan here?]
[⚔️You’re such a weirdo LOLOLOL]
[⚔️What’s up with the female fan’s nickname LOLOLOL]
[⚔️Wow, the quality is insane, props to the golden hands]
[⚔️Your nickname is so ridiculous LOLOLOL]
I don’t know if they’re really a female fan, but the quality of the figure that looks just like me is no joke.
Whether it’s well-made or not, I’m most grateful for the effort they put into making it for me.
“Thank you so much. I’ve never received a gift like this before. I’ll cherish it.”
Looking at the gift, I can’t help but laugh.
[Ding!]
[User “DidYouScratchYourBalls” sponsored 10,000 won]
[Eonni, I sent the big one!!!!!!! Congrats on your first broadcast!!!!!!!!]
“Uh, thanks. But can you change your nickname?”
[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]
[⚔️It’s really chaotic LOL]
I don’t understand the sentiment of celebrating my first broadcast when I’m not even a celebrity. Judging by their actions, they seem different from the usually stoic guys.
If they’re really female fans, they must have their own unique sentiment, but still, I’m just grateful.
“I’ll open it.”
Pop!
I tear open the wrapping paper with such force that a loud sound echoes, and a big teddy bear pops out.
“Wow, what is this? It’s really cute. Thank you! I’ll cherish it.”
[Ding!]
[User “DidYouScratchYourBalls” sponsored 10,000 won]
[Proud!]
“It’s huge and super cute. But, can you change your nickname?”
[Ding!]
[User “ScratchedBallsDidYou” sponsored 10,000 won]
[ㅠㅠ]
“Is that the changed version?”
[⚔️You still love it, right?]
[⚔️Han Ga-eul’s average viewer LOL]
[⚔️LOLOLOLOLOL]
“I feel like killing someone.”
***
“My babies, bye-bye. Sweet dreams.”
[⚔️Bye-bye]
[⚔️Room master, sleep well]
“Goodnight.”
<Han Ga-eul has ended the broadcast>
“Hmm.”
The teddy bear is uncomfortably big.
I don’t know why they made it so huge. When I throw it on the bed, the teddy bear takes up the entire space.
“Ugh, seriously.”
I plop down on the teddy bear, and one of its thick legs wedges between my thighs.
“Ahh!”
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