[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 18

In front of my eyes, she was dangling and shaking a piece of string. I asked her, “Does that thing actually function as panties?”

“Not really, it barely functions as underwear,” she replied.

Her answer that underwear doesn’t function as underwear deepened my curiosity.

“Then why do you even wear it?” I asked.

“The biggest reason is that it doesn’t show panty lines. That’s one of the main reasons people wear it,” she explained.

“Ah… I see. I’ve never worn it before, so I didn’t know,” I said.

She declared that she wanted to use me as a doll to play with, and unlike earlier when she was radiating crazy energy, she now transformed into an expert and gave me a detailed explanation.

“Many people avoid it because of the preconception that it’s ‘sexy underwear.’ But thongs are more about fashion than functionality,” she said.

Seeing her go on a long lecture about underwear, she suddenly seemed like a different person.

“Especially when wearing pants, you should definitely wear it. People with pretty butts, like you, even more so,” she added.

“Uh… um, can you see my butt?” I asked.

“Of course!! Look at that perky, mischievous butt of yours, sticking out while you roll up your oversized training pants to emphasize that loose streetwear vibe, slightly pulling them down to expose your butt, securing it with a clip, and pulling off that no-panty sex appeal!!! Even in the middle of all that, it’s doing its job perfectly!!!”

While I was thinking how cool and pretty she looked in her professional demeanor, she suddenly slammed into a sharp drift without even turning on the blinkers.

This was my first time encountering such a crazy woman, and now even the old construction workers who only spout random sexual jokes seem like angels in comparison.

“No… this isn’t some ‘sexy loose’ fashion or whatever nonsense. My pants are just too big, so they slipped down,” I said, pulling my pants back up while cursing.

Now she started laughing so hard it seemed like she might choke.

“Puhaha!!.. Ahahaha.. *cough*…”

Seeing her laugh uncontrollably, I couldn’t help but sigh.

“Ugh…”

“I’m sorry… *cough*… hehe… I am,” she said.

“Either laugh or cry, pick one,” I replied.

“No, I didn’t cry… ahahaha…”

She tried to hold back her laughter, but it burst out again in strange giggles.

She laughed so hard that tears welled up in the corners of her eyes.

“Whew─… I haven’t had anything to laugh about lately, so it feels good to laugh like this for the first time in a while,” she said.

“…”

“Pfft─ You looked so stiff, so I thought I’d crack a joke. But with that sweet scent wafting off you, looking as cute as a peach dessert, and then seeing you curse while wearing toy sunglasses, it was just too adorable, so I couldn’t help but laugh.”

“Hey… turn on your damn blinkers before you crash into something.”

She still seemed affected by the laughter, as her words were mixed with giggles.

“Pfft-, customer! Can’t we be friends?”

“Huh…?”

Her sudden and bizarre attempt at friendship left me dizzy.

“I really want to get close to the customer!”

I wondered if this was how popular people made friends.

“Is this how popular people make friends these days…?”

Upon hearing my words, she let out another strange laugh and responded.

“No, I just really liked the customer. It’s my first time meeting such a cute customer, so I mustered up some courage.”

Her words about mustering courage.

I know all too well how heavy the word “courage” is, and since I’ve never mustered any myself, she seemed to shine brightly to me.

I thought she was just beautiful, but she was also cool.

To someone, it might just be courage.

But to me, it’s so heavy that I fear I might break if I try to lift it, so I’ve never even attempted.

That’s why, even though it was just a single word, she seemed dazzlingly radiant.

“By any chance, is your name Bitna?”

“Ahaha, why all of a sudden?”

She asked back with her unique, peculiar laugh.

“Well… because you’re pretty.”

“I do have some looks, don’t I? Hehe.”

She playfully boasted and parried my words.

“What’s your name?”

“My name is Hong Da-rin.”

“How old are you?”

“Oh my! Are you hitting on me? I have high standards.”

Her playful words made me smile, and I playfully parried back.

“At this point, I’d hit on anyone.”

“Ahaha. That’s true, even though I can’t see your face because of those weird glasses and mask. I’m 27.”

When she mentioned her age, I remembered she wasn’t wearing a name tag like the other employees on the first floor and asked.

“Are you the shop owner here?”

“I don’t think I mentioned it, but how did you know?”

“You’re not wearing a name tag like the employees on the first floor.”

“You’re quite observant. I’m the owner of the Ririnda clothing store.”

“Rinda… Isn’t that just Da-rin spelled backward?”

Seeing her silently smirk, I guess I was right.

“That’s so lazily done…”

Even though I was badmouthing the store name, she just laughed strangely, as if she laughs a lot anyway.

“Ahaha. Well, I think I’ve told you everything about me. What’s your name?”

“I’m Han Ga-eul.”

“Kya♡ Even your name is cute!♡”

“Damn, I haven’t told you my age yet.”

“Puhaha! Ga-eul~ How old are you?”

Now she calls me casually like a friend, as if it’s natural.

Her playful nature isn’t annoying.

“I’m 21.”

“Kyaak! You’re a baby!!”

“Damn, have you ever seen a baby with such big boobs?”

“Ahaha, a baby with a sexy body, huh?”

She was smiling beautifully, as if she liked whatever it was.

“But Ga-eul, can’t you speak casually? Like friends!”

“…There’s a 6-year difference.”

“Ha.”

Hah. It’s fine!”

“Phew… I’m comfortable and happy, so take care of me, Darlin.”

Her eyes widened cutely, as if she hadn’t meant to say that.

“No… not that, Eonni!”

“Nuna.”

“Ugh, my gosh…”

She babbled nonsense, covering her face with her palm and pretending to cry.

“Ah… sh*t. Uh… uhh… uh… uh…”

She was so excited, like a puppy, that I couldn’t even understand her as she mumbled and jumped around.

“Kya!!! Okay! I’m Han Ga-eul’s Eonni!♡”

“Ah, okay, so let me finish buying clothes. What kind of chaos is this when we came to buy clothes?”

“Okay!! Just trust this Eonni! But first, give me Ga-eul’s number!”

When I took the phone she handed me, the case was covered in cute, chubby cat character stickers.

I felt something on the back of the phone, so I turned it around and saw a round, chubby cat character grip attached.

“Nu… Eonni, do you like chubby cats?”

“No!! It’s not chubby, it’s fluffy! Nyang-chin!”

As I turned the phone around, it was decorated everywhere with the so-called “fluffy” cat.

Looking at it, I muttered.

“Hmm… it’s like you brought a wallet or something…”

“Whaaat~~?!”

As we bickered playfully, I moved my hand to dial my number and handed it back to her.

She took the phone and called the number she had saved, causing my phone to vibrate.

─Bzzz

“You set it to vibrate?”

“Yeah, I don’t get calls often, so I always keep it on vibrate.”

“Huh? Why don’t you get calls?”

She, being a social butterfly, seemed confused that someone with a phone wouldn’t get calls.

“Before… hmm, I used to live in the countryside, and when I moved here, I erased everything, so you’re the first number, Eonni.”

I could see her eyes widen in surprise. Every time she gets surprised, it’s cute.

“Really? I’m Ga-eul’s first experience, hehe.”

“Enough already? Help me pick out some clothes.”

“Okay! Let’s start with T-panties!”

“I already have like ten pairs of panties.”

Hearing that, her T-panty theory started again.

“T-panties are a must when wearing pants.”

“Because! Wearing T-panties hides the panty line, enhancing Ga-eul’s butt fit.”

“And when Ga-eul wears her favorite hip-slung look, exposing the panties over the pants, it adds another layer of sexiness!!”

“Finally, if you show this to someone you like? Their heart will be shot with a bullet!”

“Ugh! I’m going crazy. Okay, okay! I’ll buy them, so stop!”

She made a finger-gun motion and finally stopped, smiling brightly.

“Okay, I don’t know much, so Eonni, you decide.”

“Pick something pretty for me.”

“Yay!! Just trust me!”

She dashed over to where the panties were displayed, quickly grabbed a few T-panties, and started shoving them at me, explaining how the double waistband strings slightly reveal the skin, making it look good.

Seeing her excitedly chattering with a smile about things she likes and cares about made my heart feel ticklish in a good way.

“So, with these T-panties, you can slightly pull down your jeans and lift the strings above your hips, and it looks great!”

“Feels kinda healing…”

“Huh? What did you say? Healing?”

“Uh… no, I mean, wearing what you picked feels like it’ll be healing.”

It seems she heard my mumbling and asked me about it, and in my panic, I ended up spouting nonsense.

“Right? I’m wearing them right now~”

I’m grateful she’s agreeing with my nonsense, but I don’t get it.

Looking at the T-panties dangling from her hand, there must be at least ten of them.

She quickly organized the T-panties and the underwear set she picked earlier into a paper bag and started urging me.

“Ga-eul, let’s go pick out clothes now!! I want to dress you up! Hurry, hurry!”

As she urged me, she grabbed my hand and dragged me toward the elevator.

She pressed the button for the elevator, which was on the 1st floor, and while waiting for it to reach the 5th floor, she kept chattering away, unable to wait even for that short moment.

Her chattering didn’t stop even after we got on the elevator.

“Sniff sniff─ ..Ah. Ga-eul, your scent is so nice. How does your body smell like this? I just want to take a bite.”

As I was about to say something to her while she was sniffing, a sound suddenly came from the elevator.

─Ding! 4th floor.

“Huh? Are there clothes on the 4th floor?”

“Yeah! There’s something special.”

“Then why take the elevator? Let’s just take the stairs.”

“I’m wearing heels!”

I just saw her running around excitedly, and now she’s confidently saying that.

She stepped out of the elevator first and, as if introducing something, spread her hand toward the store and said.

“Do you know why our Ririnda is famous?!”

“It’s none other than the King Tits Mall!”