[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 13

『Almost said it?』

– [Hallelujah] : Crazy bitch lololol

– [bb비비탄] : Wow, 3.1 million won, delicious

[Cha-ching!]

[Hallelujah sponsored 10,000 won]

[Eyes, don’t go anywhere!!]

『Where would I go without you guys』

– [Military Secret1q2w3e] : Wow, your words are so sweet

– [Broth Enthusiast Kim Broth] : Boss, the broth is too sweet

– [Flabby Bottom] : They’re not just after the broth, they’re sucking the marrow too, crazy bitch

『Ah… I’m sorry. I was just trying to lighten the mood in Radelly’s room with a joke.』

– [엄브라렐라] : Radelly, the money-printing mint lol

– [Mohican Radelly] : The room master here is so sweet, taking care of Radelly

[Cha-ching!]

[Radelly sponsored 100,000 won]

[Thank you for your concern, I’ll be going now]

『Yes, go ahead』

Lastly, Radelly, who sponsored 100,000 won, lay down and looked at her phone, breathing heavily.

“Why the hell are those demon bastards sucking up to that bitch·····.”

It felt like her stomach was turning upside down seeing those crazy dogs, who usually tear things apart, liking some unheard-of trash.

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“Wow, guys. I just turned on the stream and made 3.2 million won. That’s the money for 32 rounds of hard labor.”

– [dhgkaak] : Yagada lololol, take care of our room master

– [Hallelujah] : Honey, what about my 10,000 won??

– [Breeding Ground President] : LOL, you made 3.2 million won, and you’re worried about 10,000 won?

“3.21 million won now. Thanks for the 10,000 won, Ttalttal.”

– [Hallelujah] : My special nickname, Ttalttal♡

Money that would take dozens of times eating construction site dust to earn, fell into her hands in an instant.

Her heart is racing.

[Cha-ching!]

[Absentee Cover sponsored 1,000 won]

[What about me?]

“Alright, Mayonnaise Ttalttal, thanks for the 1,000 won.”

– [Hallelujah] : Damn it, honey, don’t mix it up

– [Absentee Cover] : ㅗㅜㅑ Mayottal

“What should we do next on the stream?”

– [Ice Maëlstorm] : Please do a communication stream, Room Master!

– [Flabby Bottom] : Let’s play a game

“Communication? Oh right, I moved to a rooftop room because the neighbors complained about the noise from my stream. The downstairs is empty, so it should be fine to be a bit loud.”

[Cha-ching!]

[Military Secret1q2w3e sponsored 10,000 won]

[Sing for me, Eyes]

“Sing? I can’t sing. Yuchul, thanks for the 10,000 won anyway.”

– [Breeding Ground President] : LOL, adjust the price

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 10,000 won]

[Sing for me]

“I can’t sing.”

“Can’t sing well, huh? Thanks for the 10,000 won, kid.”

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 100,000 won.]

[So sing for me.]

“Can’t sing well…”

– [Lepe69]: It’s not like we’re asking you to sing well, lol.

– [Hallelujah]: LOL, the room master is checking the mood.

– [dhgkaak]: If you sing with that voice, I might just melt, lol.

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 1,000,000 won.]

[Sing.]

Just when I was wondering why the viewer was being so persistent, a sponsorship came flying in, instantly calming my doubts.

“What should I sing…?”

– [Broth Enthusiast Kim Broth]: LOL, financial therapy, hahahaha.

– [Hallelujah]: Fully cured like a dog, LOL.

Seems like financial therapy is the way to go, as the viewers said.

My heart feels at peace.

[Cha-ching!]

[Red Parade sponsored 100,000 won.]

[Anything, go ahead.]

“Thank you, Chairman. But seriously, what kind of person spends money like that?”

– [dhgkaak]: Instant chairman promotion, LOL.

– [Absentee Cover]: That kid’s famous even in the main room.

“Should I really sing anything?”

– [dhgkaak]: Yep.

“Wait a sec. I’ll be right back after going to the bathroom.”

As I quickly turned off the mic, saying I was going to the bathroom, anxiety started to creep in.

“What song is this? Damn it, status window!”

Ding!

[Remaining balance: 5.23 million won.]

Countless skills popped up before my eyes.

I wondered if there was anything I needed among all these, but nothing stood out.

“Out of all these skills, there’s no singing skill?”

I thought for sure there would be, but when it didn’t show up in the search, I was completely baffled.

After scrolling up and down the skill list for a while, I noticed a skill called “Music” instead of “Singing.”

I quickly clicked on the Music skill, and a bunch of sub-skills appeared.

[Singing]

[Conducting]

[Instrument Study]

[Music Therapy]

[Composition]

[Sound Equipment Knowledge]

…

…

[Full Mouth Resonance]

[Lion’s Roar]

As I scrolled through the endless list of skills, I got dizzy and clicked on the Singing skill again.

[Singing]: Slightly increases vocal ability. Acquire sub-skills. Skill level increases with repeated purchases.

[Price: 10,000 won]

Excluding the mysterious sub-skills, the price was surprisingly cheap.

I figured I’d learn more once I bought it.

Ding!

[Harmonious Melody]

As I moved my fingers, a message with an unclear meaning appeared before my eyes.

“Let’s go!”

Ding! Ding! Ding!…

[Breath]

[Law] [Vocal Technique] [Pitch] [Rhythm] [Beat] [Vocalization] [Emotional Delivery]

Ding!

[Song of the Storm]

[Remaining Balance: 120,000 won]

“…You’re like a drug. I can’t stop. What the hell did you even learn?”

───

[Singing Lv.9]

Explosive increase in vocal ability.

[Harmonious Melody]: Harmonizes sub-skills of singing.

[Song of the Storm]: Adds a storm to the melody.

Skill level increases with each purchase.

[Price: 5.12 million won]

───

Another additive appeared.

I don’t get how you add a storm to something that’s not even a beverage.

I glared at the skill window, which always seems to lump explanations together, before turning the mic back on.

“Hey guys, I’m back. Did you miss me?”

– [sm_is_truth]: Why did it take so long, Eyes?

– [Wasabi Soybean Powder]: What the hell were you doing? Spit it out.

“I took a massive piss and smoked a cig, you bastards.”

– [Fidgety]: LOL, at least pretend to be a girl, Bangjang.

– [Best_Suyeon6974]: Bangjang, do you smoke?

– [Red Parade]: LOL, zero pretense, huh?

“Maybe it’s because your dick is as small as my pretense?”

– [Absentee Cover]: Damn it, Bangjang!!! Watch the splash damage!

– [dhgkaak]: You’re not falling behind in trash talk with those demon bastards, LOL.

“I thought you were a girl, Absentee, but you’re a guy?”

– [Absentee Cover]: Why are you like this with me?

“Just saying.”

I’m starting to get used to bantering with the viewers.

– [Hallelujah]: So when are you singing??

– [Wasabi Soybean Powder]: For real, when are you singing?

“I’ll sing, I’ll sing anything. But I’m really bad at singing, so you might feel like your guts are twisting. You okay with that?”

– [bb_Bibitan]: Go for it.

– [Butterbean_Kongkkang]: If you were good, I wouldn’t have asked. Go for it.

I opened an internet tab and played the nursery rhyme I had in mind.

– [Strictly Strict]: Wow, I’m slapping my balls in awe of Bangjang’s choice. Never imagined a nursery rhyme.

– [Platform]: LOL, but with that voice, even a nursery rhyme will hit hard.

As the nursery rhyme’s backing track ended, I started singing along with the lyrics on the screen.

The moment my mouth opened, a vocal ability that even surprised me burst out.

A vibe so soulful it could turn a rabbit into a black rabbit.

“Little rabbit, little rabbit, where are you going~♪”

A nursery rhyme so catastrophically long it feels like it’s heading toward its end in less than 5 seconds.

“Hop! Hop! Jumping to where~.”

I felt the soul flowing from my body shaping the rabbit, and then…

Suddenly, the thought, “What was the song at the end of the storm?” popped into my head.

Ding!

**”The Song of the Storm”**

**”Gaaaneuaaa—!!!!”**

A storm, as if tearing apart a mountain rabbit, bursts forth.

A storm-like volume. A storm-like singing ability. A beautiful and sweet voice quietly mixes like the eye of the storm and then explodes.

A song that was supposed to end softly was pulled up to a triple-octave G in just three words.

A triple-octave G, which even appears briefly in the famously high-pitched song “Tears.”

It’s not just a loud high note, but a vibration mixed with a soul that makes your whole body tingle, combined with a sweet voice.

Viewers felt goosebumps all over from a dizzyingly short nursery rhyme, as if a rabbit was about to leap and then it ended.

Even though the chat wasn’t muted by the room master’s authority, the once noisy chat suddenly went silent.

‘What the… Was the Song of the Storm this crazy? Suddenly popping out like that, what the hell.’

Even though a viewer paid 1 million won to request a song, the thought of messing it up made my head spin.

As I let out an involuntary sigh, the chat finally exploded.

– [Military Secret1q2w3e]: Wow!! Eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

– [Wasabi Soybean Powder]: Wow, I thought you couldn’t sing, but that gave me chills.

– [Absentee Cover]: Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul! Han Ga-eul!

– [Platform]: From now on, it’s not yoga, it’s god-yoga. Teachers, take note.

– [Hallelujah]: From now on, you need Han Ga-eul’s permission to sing “Mountain Rabbit.”

[Ding!]

[Red Parade sponsored 5,000,000 won]

[You sang so damn well, it was amazingㅅㅅ]

“Wow, 5 million won. Thank you 50 times, Chairman. Thank you so damn much.”

[Ding!]

[Red Parade sponsored 100,000 won]

[I saw your aegyo video, can you do that?]

“Match the price, come on.”

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