[TS] Became a Peach Saint – Chapter 101

[Title: Seriously, the Room Master messed up]

DaeGung (123.111)

Humming is so good.

Listening to it for the tenth time lol.

It really hits from the head to the heart.

[74th Floor Allen]: Since Eun-A got archived on YouTube, the lyrics are disappearing from music platforms en masse.

ㄴ[Reels]: For real lol.

[New Beginning]: Eun-A’s broadcast influence is no joke.

ㄴ[Dinghaetto]: The funny thing is, the Room Master had way more viewers lol.

ㄴ[Pine Tree Look]: Legendary behavior.

—

[Title: Damn Room Master]

Saheonbu Study Group (111.112)

I’m a lyricist by profession,

but the composer said songs these days don’t need lyrics,

so I’m unemployed now lol.

[Freestyle]: BS lol.

—

[Title: Seriously, so cringe]

Winter Cat No.17 (115.141)

The Room Master is seriously so cringe, there’s nothing they can’t do.

As of today, my squad declares

that Ga-eul is our Room Master, not yours.

[Silfeed]: Ah, Ga-eul, the light of my life.

ㄴ[Slime Look]: WTF, you’re crazy.

ㄴ[It’s Fun]: The flame of my life.

—

[Title: Thanks to the Room Master, I became a morning person]

Past Ball Up Zerg (121.123)

For real lol.

[Yamoo]: For real lol.

ㄴ[Mr. Park]: For real lol.

—

[Title: I’m on a trip abroad]

Optimus Prime (128.112)

I was having a drink with friends at a bar,

and then Eun-A and Ga-eul appeared on the big screen.

We started a drinking game where you fold if you know Ga-eul,

and the Earth folded in half, so I ended up in Argentina.

Now I’m borrowing a surfboard to get home.

[Gugu Gagak]: LOL, stop exaggerating.

[ab Rueng]: You made it to the other side of the world lol.

—

[Title: Breaking News) Ga-eul Retires]

ㅇㅇ (123.181)

To those who rushed here thinking that,

here’s a cute Ga-eul singing and jumping around excitedly.

👍(488) 👎(329)

[ㅇㅇ]: Giving both downvotes and upvotes, you crazy.

ㄴ[ㅇㅇ]: LOL, you really rushed here.

***

*Rustle.*

“This is insane.”

[⚔️LOL]

[⚔️LOL, is the gallery owner really doing a fire inspection?]

As I scroll, the cringe comments left by viewers make me shiver.

[Ding!]

[Living Radio donated 10,000 won]

[Hello. This is Living Radio, starting your morning. Since there’s no contact info listed, I had to reach out here. Please contact us.]

“Sorry, not interested.”

[⚔️Ssaeng-nim, no soliciting here.]

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

“Damn, here we go again. The tyranny of the ads.”

“Five thousand times more!”

Eun-A Eonni said that something this good should be shared, so she quickly uploaded the song she sang at her place yesterday to a video platform.

Thanks to that, or maybe not, the unwelcome guests who had stopped coming are now flooding back in like a tidal wave.

[⚔️Kkyuot, I got a manager too!]

[⚔️She’s really crazy lololol]

[⚔️A touching true story of a chat manager with ten thousand people]

“Oh, right. Yesterday when I went out, it felt like reporters were guarding my house.”

[⚔️??? What feeling?]

[⚔️Did those bastards really go that far?]

“I gave them my address for a fan meeting, so I guess that’s why it felt like that.”

[⚔️What the hell are you talking about, Bangjang?]

[⚔️Why are you talking like that?]

[⚔️Damn, those bastards don’t know their limits, are the reporters out of their minds?]

Seeing the flood of guests, I suddenly remembered something and decided to share a story, but the viewers’ reactions were more intense than I expected.

“It felt like the reporters were snapping pictures with their cameras, so it was like I dropped the camera and stomped on it with my foot. It felt crushed.”

[⚔️LOLOLOL I saw Bangjang rolling his eyes yesterday]

[⚔️I believed in you, Han-sajang]

[⚔️You already took care of it lol]

[⚔️So it felt like your face was exposed?]

“Nah. It felt like I transformed.”

Can a childhood friend be like this?

When you beat the drum, they beat the janggu; when you hit the kkwaenggwari, they hit the jing.

While happily chatting with the viewers, Baekseol, who had been dozing above, suddenly jumped down onto the desk.

“Did you sleep well?”

“I’m hungry.”

Ding!

“Let’s eat.”

[⚔️Baekha]

[Does Bangjang really understand Baekseol?]

[It’s more amazing the more you see it]

“Of course. Don’t you know Baekseol is smart?”

[More than that, where does that flower keep popping out from? That’s what I’m curious about]

[⚔️LOLOLOL]

Watching Baekseol munching on flower petals made me hungry.

“When’s my food coming? It’s been a while since I ordered.”

[⚔️What, when did you order?]

[⚔️What did you order?]

“I ordered while chatting with you guys earlier. I’ll let you know the menu when it arrives.”

Bzzz-

As soon as I finished speaking, my phone vibrated.

<Left it at the door>

“It’s here! I’ll go get the food.”

I ran up to the rooftop and opened the door to find all the food I ordered had arrived.

I ordered two different things from different places, and seeing them arrive at the same time made me realize how well delivery apps work these days.

I laid out the food in front of the computer desk and slightly lowered the camera.

“Ta-da!”

[⚔️Wow, you know good food]

[I’m so hungry]

[⚔️Look at that sushi shine]

[What’s next to it?]

“Next to it?”

In response to the viewer’s question, I lifted the lid of the opaque disposable heat-resistant bowl, and hot steam rose up.

A feast with a thick broth and large chunks of meat, enough to make even your soul pat its belly.

A bowl filled to the brim.

Flavor and infinite possibilities.

“It’s Soul Food Soup. I was hungry, so I ordered two kinds.”

[⚔️Huh?]

[⚔️???]

[⚔️Room Master, what kind of combo is sushi and soup?]

“No, why not? They’re both rice dishes. Sushi Soup.”

[⚔️Haha, didn’t know that one.]

[⚔️LOL, she’s so cute, but she’s clueless.]

[⚔️Hey, know your limits.]

Earlier, when the reporters swarmed in, the viewers willingly got angry on my behalf.

Those same viewers were even more fired up now.

“Hey, why you little brats! Just eat it as it is.”

[⚔️Is this some kimchi stew thing? Mix it up.]

[⚔️LOL, you’re so clueless, it’s hilarious.]

“Shut up before I add pepperoni and cheese to the pork soup.”

[⚔️LOL, that’s crossing the line.]

[⚔️Ugh, even if you’re the Room Master, that’s a bit much.]

While I was in a heated argument with the viewers, Baekseol confidently held out a bellflower next to me.

When our eyes met, I could feel her message without words.

She wanted me to dip the white bone broth on her petals right away.

I thought I read her mind, but apparently not.

Baekseol’s foot stopped at the side dish container with ssamjang after passing the soup.

A domestic hybrid foreign breed, Pposiraegi.

***

Yuhan Ilbo reporter Jang Hyun-rae was hiding near the home of a private broadcaster named Han Ga-eul, forced by his boss to keep an eye on a person of interest.

“Why can’t he do it himself? How am I supposed to know when someone who broadcasts from home will come out… Gasp.”

Jang Hyun-rae, who had been blaming his inconsiderate boss for making him work late into the night, unconsciously covered his mouth.

Tap.

Tap. Tap.

The sound of footsteps, which hadn’t come down for hours, finally started echoing loudly in the narrow staircase as if someone was about to come out into the dark night.

‘My senior said she has a sixth sense, so be careful. What else was there?’

As he recalled his boss’s words, his tension peaked when the footsteps suddenly stopped.

‘What, what’s going on? Did she notice?’

Tap.

The footsteps, which had stopped for a moment, started again as if nothing had happened, and the long-awaited protagonist finally showed her face.

“Gasp!”

Her figure, illuminated by the faint moonlight, was so bizarre that a groan almost escaped from behind his covered mouth.

Piercing eyes.

A large hooked nose.

A mask that seemed to embody her negative personality.

Paradoxically, her lips, visible through the holes in the mask, were incredibly beautiful.

Perfectly plump and glossy lips.

As he stared blankly at her lips shimmering in the moonlight, he noticed her moving towards a nearby storage area.

He cautiously followed, hiding against the wall and listening carefully.

“Young Lady…”

“It’s not just one or two people, it’s fine. I’ll handle it myself in a bit.”

“Yes.”

A beautiful voice, so enchanting it could captivate just by listening, echoes through the quiet night sky.

The distance is too great to clearly eavesdrop on their conversation, but they seem to be discussing handling something.

‘What are they handling?’

I strained my ears even more to continue listening.

“But seriously, it’s a bullet delivery. Shouldn’t you have left it on the rooftop?”

“There’s too much of it. The weight would cause the rooftop to collapse.”

“Huh? Is this all of it?”

“Yes. That’s it.”

‘That?’

I tilted my head slightly to glance at the storage area, where rough wooden boxes, nailed shut, were piled up like a mountain.

“Wait, you sent this too?”

“…I only took over the handover, so I didn’t know. Young lady, are you planning to start a war or something?”

‘Gasp.’

The wide storage yard was filled to the brim with wooden boxes.

In the mind of Jang Hyun-rae, who often watched violent movies, horrifying images began to play out one after another.

Gangsters moving stealthily in the quiet.

Drug and weapon smuggling.

Prostitution.

Various crimes.

And the protagonist standing against them in a chaotic world.

‘Me?’

The moment I snapped out of the endless delusion, I realized their conversation had stopped.

“Peek-a-boo?”

“Ahhhhhh!”

A terrifyingly fierce mask was suddenly right in front of my face.

—Whack!

It felt like someone had hit the back of my head with a sledgehammer. Just like that, Jang Hyun-rae’s consciousness began to fade.

“It… was me…?”

Thud.

“What do you mean, it was you?”

“Young lady?”

“No. It’s that rat I mentioned earlier. He passed out saying it was him. What kind of guy is this?”

As Jang Hyun-rae lay on the ground, his consciousness fading, the words of his mentor suddenly came to mind.

「She’s a real crazy woman with no limits, so be careful.」