Chapter 402 – Peaceful Daily Life
Once again, a peaceful daily life has returned.
But even so, we are hunters after all.
Especially since we’re running a guild, we had no choice but to return to our original workplace.
Desperately and fiercely trying to work again.
“Kanp, you fcking btch! Do you really want to stick a chair in your head?!”
“If you want to win, you have to do it, Hyeji unni!!! Thanks for the compliment!!!”
“Caressy soldier! We called ourselves allies, so why are you trying to push my daughter to death!”
“Remember this. The betrayal of the Leaf Guild happens twice. And I was actually allied with Ear Goblin.”
Right now, the heroines were fiercely competing in a survival party game.
“Indeed, we were blood allies! Now let’s play fair-!”
“You too should just die.”
You’d think they were fighting for their lives.
“No, are you really a fcking btch? How could you suddenly betray us?!”
“What are you talking about? It’s not betrayal, it’s diversification. Now that you have no value, it’s time to cut ties.”
Compared to how fiercely they were competing.
The prize that only the winner could claim was not much.
That’s because the prize was none other than me.
“Nyahaha! Now for the next 30 minutes, Shinwoo is mine!”
“……Where did my human rights go?”
It’s me who’s still wearing a thick collar around my neck.
[What’s wrong with putting a collar on a dog?]
‘Shut up. This is really f*cking awful.’
Just as the boisterous Caressy started to approach me.
The reaction that followed was quite different from what I had expected.
“But no matter how I look at it… this isn’t right…”
Caressy’s bitter and pained gaze aimed at me.
Perhaps she didn’t like that I was tied up like this.
“This is too much… How can you leave a person like this?”
And slowly, Caressy reached out her hand towards me.
Presumably with the intention to lift me up and set me free.
She really was the only saintess of this novel.
– Click.
“Now that’s a bit better.”
“F*ck.”
Caressy was just a crazy woman.
I wondered why she was reaching for my hand, and there was a good reason.
It was to put handcuffs on my hands.
“Just putting on a collar is not polite.”
Soon, Caressy grabbed my collar.
She started to walk while slightly tugging on it.
“Let’s go, dog Shinwoo.”
“Let me go.”
Then Caressy tugged on my collar again.
With a mixture of sadistic glee and a sense of conquest in her eyes.
“Since you’re a dog, bark like a dog.”
I was momentarily enraged.
No matter what, I’m the main character! How could I be treated like a mere dog?
Is this even a situation that makes sense?
That’s why I glared at Caressy.
At least to uphold the dignity of the main character.
“Caressy is really saintly.”
“Stop saying smart things and talk like a dog.”
“That is dog talk.”
“You’re dead.”
“F*ck.”
Shortly after, Caressy began dragging me into the room reserved for the Guild Master.
In the meantime, she sent a provocative smile towards the heroines.
“Losers can just practice self-pleasuring in there.”
Of course, one might question this.
No matter how much our guild name is ‘Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters’.
Is it really okay to do this so openly?
Especially with our guild’s receptionist, Choi Da-eun, being present.
But looking at Choi Da-eun right now, there’s no need for worry.
That’s because right now, she was frantically making a phone call.
“Hello, is this a chicken place? I want to order chicken delivery here!”
Of course, if you look at it simply,
You could say she is just placing an order for chicken.
But to state that definitively…
[It seems she’s preparing lunch for you in advance.]
‘…But something feels off?’
There were a few things weighing on my mind.
First, it was the fact that we had a little leeway until lunch.
Second, Choi Da-eun’s hands were trembling quite a bit.
Her face looked more urgent than ever, and her tone extremely desperate.
It seemed more like she was asking for help from outside than ordering chicken.
Of course, it wasn’t my immediate concern.
Just as Caressy noticed my shift in gaze and tugged on my collar again.
“Don’t get distracted.”
“How the f*ck is this a saint? She’s just a whore.”
However, even with my words, Caressy calmly opened the Guild Master’s door.
“Both statements are correct.”
“…F*cking crazy woman.”
“That’s correct too.”
Thus, the Guild Master’s room began to close tightly.
What followed was simply the happy moans of someone.
And the sounds of someone crying out in pain.
*
A little while later, Caressy and I came out of the Guild Master’s room.
“I ate well!”
“……My head hurts…”
Caressy looked cheerful.
I was clutching my lower abdomen, a bit dazed.
Soon, Caressy headed back towards the heroines.
Out of nowhere, unexpected visitors arrived at our guild.
“Hello.”
“……Huh? What brings you here…”
They were people we had recently encountered often.
But there was no reason for them to show up here, so I expressed my confusion for a moment.
However, there was one person who was quite happy to see them.
“We’re the police.”
“You’ve come!”
That person was none other than Choi Da-eun.
[Looks like Choi Da-eun reported to the police earlier.]
‘That fcking btch is repaying my kindness by making me an enemy.’
As Piece said, it seemed Choi Da-eun had contacted the police earlier.
It was a way for the victims who had been imprisoned to report the crimes without being noticed by the criminals.
“You’re the ones who received my report, right!”
As she said this, a bit of color began to rise in Choi Da-eun’s face.
It seemed she was preparing to expose the illegal labor practices.
At that moment, the police began to speak.
“Here’s the chicken you ordered.”
“No, you f*cking cops!!!!!!”
Choi Da-eun’s face began to twist in horror.
Seeing her face, the police suddenly looked flustered.
As if they had discovered a critical problem.
“Ah, wait a second. This definitely is a problem.”
“Of course!”
Along with that, Choi Da-eun’s face lit up.
Though from exhaustion, she looked as pitiful as ever.
But for now, the word “vitality” began to settle onto her face.
It was due to the hope of escaping from this place.
“We brought you bone-in chicken. My apologies.”
“Get me out of here, you fcking sht cop!!!!”
Of course, it didn’t take long for her face to return to normal.
Aside from Choi Da-eun’s anger, our lunch arrived.
Since it had come to this, we decided to have an early lunch.
Of course, the police also naturally settled the payment for the chicken.
“Here, pay with this! Oh, and please cover everyone’s share too!”
“Mi, f*cking Ear Goblin! That’s my card!”
“Oh, thank you so much!”
Before we knew it, Elcia had sneakily taken Choi Da-eun’s card.
Ignoring Choi Da-eun’s cries for help, the police quickly swiped the card to make the payment.
Compared to the usual speed of processing tasks, it was remarkably fast.
After that, the police soon left the place.
“Enjoy your meal! Please leave a good review and star rating!”
“Goodbye! We’ll be in touch with the police station again!”
As is often the case when delivery objectives are accomplished.
In the end, the person left standing there with a blank expression was Choi Da-eun.
But it didn’t concern us, so we promptly decided to eat.
Right on Choi Da-eun’s desk.
“Yo, crazy bastards! Why are you eating at my desk when there’s a meeting room?!”
“We can’t dirty the meeting room.”
“I clean it every time, so just go in!!!”
“Too bothersome.”
Just then, Hyeji spilled some seasoning from the fried chicken on the desk.
“At least lay down some newspaper, you b*tch Hyeji Kim!!!”
“Why are you making such a fuss over a little spill?”
Of course, while Hyeji didn’t seem to care too much.
Worried that things would escalate, Caressy quickly wiped off the seasoning.
“I’ll wipe it for you, so be quiet.”
“That’s my clothes, you f*cking Guild Master!!!”
“From now on, I guess I’ll just smell like chicken when I work. It’s a win-win.”
In the meantime, Elcia and Ayeon spilled seasoning just like Hyeji did earlier.
Only difference being it wasn’t on the desk.
But rather, on each of their chests.
“Oh! The seasoning keeps getting on my chest! It should just fall to the ground!”
“I don’t think having this is always a good thing.”
And Hyeji ended up grabbing Elcia and Ayeon’s heads and dragging them toward the window.
“I didn’t say anything this time!!!”
“If you fall from here, you’ll really die!!!”
“You can use your chest as a cushion to survive.”
[How peaceful it is.]
‘So nice.’
Truly a continuous string of peaceful daily life.
However, it seems it cannot always be peaceful.
Suddenly, an unknown number called Choi Da-eun’s mobile phone.
“Hello.”
“Don’t touch my phone with greasy hands, you f*cking bastard!”
Ignoring Choi Da-eun’s outburst, I focused on the call content.
– “Hello, this is the secretary of the Guild Association President.”
“What can I do for you?”
– “Is this… the ‘Biodegradable Dildo and Pillar Sisters’ guild?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
And what I heard on the other end of the line was enough to disrupt our peaceful daily life.
– “This is a request from the Hunter Association President.”
