Seira Seira Dang Dang☆
With a completely different cute tone and a wink, Seira is putting on a show.
“Waaaah!”
“President, you’re too cute!”
“This gap moe from the President!”
“Cough… President…”
“You’re the best! President!” “That swimwear is too dangerous!”
Cheers erupt from the audience.
“Hehe. Everyone’s completely enchanted by the charm of Seira Dang. Then the crown of Miss Shuo will be mine, no, Seira Dang’s!!”
Seira beams confidently.
“That’s right!”
“Best President!”
“Thump thump!”
The audience is almost in a frenzy with excitement.
“Seira Seira Dang Dang☆ Everyone will fall for Seira Dang’s charm!”
With excitement, Seira strikes a V pose with her fingers.
“Seira Seira Dang Dang!”
“President, you’re adorable!”
The cheers keep coming.
It’s a horrific scene that wasn’t even in the original work.
Seira doesn’t officially join as a heroine until after volume 11.
Since this is the 7th volume, Seira participating in a beauty pageant shouldn’t even be happening.
If my memory serves me right, only students of Shuo Academy were eligible to participate in Miss Shuo.
Isn’t Seira disqualified?
[Now let’s hear the judges’ evaluations on participant number 1, Seira Dang.]
The MC, Amano Nodoka, turns the spotlight to the audience.
The first to grab the microphone is Mayuzumi-sensei.
“President…”
“Ah, I am not the President right now, I am Seira Dang! No, I’m everyone’s cute idol☆”
Wink.
Seira winks.
Mayuzumi-sensei awkwardly smiles at the sight.
“Seira Dang is super cute. I give her a perfect 10 out of 10!”
Mayuzumi-sensei awkwardly presses the button, and as the number 10 appears beneath her…
Kamiya Ritsuko grabs the mic.
“What’s this? President Grandma. Aren’t you embarrassed?”
“Ah, Ritsuko… I am…”
“The eligibility to participate is only for students. President Grandma, you are disqualified. Disqualified!”
Swish.
Ritsuko pulls out a poster from her pocket and waves it around.
The beauty pageant poster flies across the entire arena on the monitor.
[Eligibility: Any female student of Shuo Academy is OK☆]
The eligibility is enlarged dramatically through a camera close-up.
“Th-that’s… ahhahahaha…”
Seira awkwardly laughs while giving herself a light slap on the head and sticking out her tongue.
“I didn’t know! Dehet☆”
Seira’s dehet face.
Something inside is slowly trying to crawl up.
is coming up.
[Hey, sis… Oh my… I won’t watch this…]
The Black Prince sighed.
For today, I can empathize with the Black Prince’s emotions.
I also don’t really want to see this.
“Host! What are you doing? Right now! Disqualify participant number one according to the rules!”
Ritsuko protested.
Seeing this, Nodoka panicked and spoke.
[Aha ha ha ha ha… Understood. Then, unfortunately, participant number one will be disqualified…]
Nodoka’s words were met with boos and cheers from the audience.
“Uuuuuuu…”
“The President and Seira-chan are two different people!”
“President! Don’t get discouraged!”
“President, you’re the cutest!”
“Go President!”
Hearing the cheers, Seira’s face turned red.
“T-thank you, everyone…”
She looked touched.
What an unnecessarily warm atmosphere.
[Then Seira-Seira-chan, I mean President, please proceed to the judges’ seat.]
“Understood.”
Seira smiled and walked off the stage in her swimsuit.
Swoosh.
She pulled out a chair and sat down.
Of all places, Seira is sitting next to me.
Scritch.
Seira covered her face with her black lace fan.
“Long time no see, little one. How was my charm?”
Wink.
She winked at me.
What did she mean by asking about her charm?
[Partner. Even at times like this, let’s say something nice to our sis. The audience is watching.]
The Black Prince’s voice echoed in my head.
I turned my head.
The audience is indeed watching us.
This is going wild.
“I wonder what the Black Beast and the President are talking about?”
“I can’t hear them because the mic is off.”
“No way, has the President also fallen into the Black Beast’s clutches…?”
“Oh no! The President has to be everyone’s angel!”
I really should have tuned out from that conversation.
Angel?
I’m feeling a bit nauseous.
“Oh, well. It was fine.”
I managed to spit that out.
At my words, Seira’s eyes curved with a smile.
“Hehe. My charm… to the extent of captivating a little one… even if it’s not as good as during my prime, it’s still dangerous.”
It is dangerous.
For my mental health.
There’s no need to respond to her.
Just when I was about to sit down.
Grab.
Seira grabbed the hem of my clothes.
She said in a low voice.
“Hey, little one.”
I turned my head.
There she was, blushing and pouting her lips.
“Um… thank you for saving A-chan.”
It was established that Aris and Seira were close.
“It was nothing much.”
“Hmph. Still, being thankful is important.”
As Seira spoke, she opened her fan wide to cover her flushed face.
[Then, let’s welcome participant number two!]
I heard the host Nodoka’s voice in my ear.
I turned my head.
Finally, I could see participant number two.
*
Shuo Hero Academy.
Main Arena.
Backstage of the Miss Shuo Selection Contest.
In the waiting room, the heroines participating in this beauty pageant were gathered in one place.
Olivia, Rin, Eri, Makoto, Kasumi, Haru, and Aris.
A total of seven beautiful girls sat in silence.
The monitor displayed Seira striking a pose.
“There’s no need to see the winners; it’s obvious. This galaxy’s number one beauty, Eri, is going to win. And the one who loves the master the most here is Eri!”
“It’s also Eri-rin, you know!”
The first to speak was Eri.
She smiles while making a V sign and fiddling with her collar.
Right now, Eri’s mind is completely filled with Kim Deok-Sung.
She proudly declares that she loves Kim Deok-Sung the most.
Seeing this, Shinozaki Rin twitches her eyebrows.
She looks at Eri and says, “Washboard. What nonsense is that? The one who loves Deok-Sung the most is me, Shinozaki Rin. I’m even prepared to give up the Shinozaki surname for him…!”
Rin speaks with a serious tone.
Kim Rin.
She had already resolved to one day inherit his surname.
Eri laughs at this sight.
“Eri-rin is prepared to make soybean paste soup and braised meat and potatoes every morning! A low-tier girl like you can’t even imitate that!”
“Kuh… um, that…”
Rin bites her lip upon hearing Eri’s words.
Though her cooking skills have improved a lot, she knows she still falls short of being the perfect bride.
“It’s frustrating…”
Annoyingly, Rin couldn’t refute Eri’s words.
After all, if one is to be an ideal wife, she should be able to serve delicious soybean paste soup and braised meat and potatoes to her husband in nothing but an apron.
While Rin is confident about the apron part, she still lacks in making the soup and potatoes.
She needs to properly master the Shinozaki style soybean paste soup and braised meat and potatoes to have a fighting chance.
‘I need to take the Shinozaki bride training more seriously from now on.’
Rin clenches her fists and resolves herself.
“Hehe. Then it’s a victory for the most beautiful girl in town, Eri-rin, in love for the master☆”
Just as Eri shrugs her shoulders at Rin’s sudden silence.
“Wait a minute, Nishizawa-san. I’m the first slave of our junior. Not you, Nishizawa-san. I met our junior before you did. I’m the senior slave. Ahem. My love for our bad boy, the Black Beast junior, is the greatest!”
Kasumi blushes and clears her throat.
“Even if the club president comes first, the master’s favorite slave is Eri-rin.”
As Eri puffs out her cheeks in protest at Kasumi’s words.
“Ugh, Eri-chan. This time, I can’t give in to you. I will be the number one slave of our lord! I love our lord the most!”
Makoto interjects.
Just as Eri, surprised by Makoto’s words, was about to say something.
“Ahhahahaha. You guys are so funny.”
A laughter can be heard from a distance.
Everyone’s gaze shifts toward the direction of the laughter.
There stands a beautiful girl with side-tail hair that mixes red and black colors, Kurosawa Haru.
“What’s up? Kurosawa. Do you have a problem with Eri-rin?”
“No, it’s just that you guys are super funny. Nishiishi. Problem? Oh, I totally do have one.”
Haru’s red eyes narrow.
“Call me Haru, not Kurosawa. I told you to call me by my name, why aren’t you?”
“Evevevevev beep meolonglonglonglonglong. Eri-rin will never call you by your surname!”
“What? Eri-rin, you’re so childish. Hmph.”
Haru puffs her cheeks at Eri’s gesture of sticking her tongue out.
“Anyway, I love every part of Onii-chan, and it’s so ridiculous to hear you girls talk about your love for him in front of me. Nishiishi. That’s a huge score loss for you!”
Haru scans the heroines with her eyes.
‘As expected, only Haru knows.’
To know all of him.
To know his true self is something that only she can do in this world.
“The one who will become Onii-chan’s favorite character, the one who loves him the most and understands him best is not you girls, but the super cute gal little sister and his only younger character, Haru!”
“The person who will become Oppa’s favorite character, the one who loves him the most and understands him the best, is not the older sisters, but his super cute gyaru younger sister, Haru, who is the only younger character!”
The one who loves him the most is super cute herself.
Thinking so, Haru winked and stuck out her tongue teasingly.
Seeing this, Eri bit her lip.
Her gaze turned toward Haru.
“Kurosawa, you are so cheeky… Your Highness, don’t you have anything to say? What about our senior?”
Olivia and Aris both flushed red at Eri’s words.
“I…”
Aris bit her lip, realizing her feelings.
She had liked him for a long time, but it was only today that she finally admitted it.
However, saying that she liked him in front of others was…
“…”
She was still lacking confidence.
With girls who had liked him longer, especially underclassmen, how could she confess now that she liked him?
It was just too embarrassing.
Aris’s face turned even redder.
She lowered her head.
Olivia, who was also pointed out by Eri, pouted her lips.
“Uuuhh…”
Olivia’s face turned bright red.
Her heart raced.
Who loved Kim Deok-Sung more?
In this conversation, the tsundere Olivia was at a serious disadvantage.
She recognized her feelings, but admitting it openly to others was something entirely different.
The not-so-honest Olivia still couldn’t express her feelings properly to anyone.
“Wh-why are you asking me such useless things?! There’s no way I could like that fool! I’m just participating as his personal maid, okay? It’s not like I’m doing it willingly to be by his side or anything! Hmph!”
Olivia turned her head away.
Her face was boiling hot.
‘How could I ever say I like him out loud?! That’s just too embarrassing!’
She liked him.
But she couldn’t bring herself to say it.
Thump, thump.
Olivia’s heart raced.
“Olivia is still super tsundere, huh? Hehehe.”
“Shut up! As a personal maid! I can’t allow anyone to take his side! I, Olivia Napoleon Bonaparte, will not allow any riffraff to be near the man I recognize!! Hmph!”
Olivia puffed up her cheeks while glaring at everyone.
Her face was flushed.
Just when Haru was about to say something with a smile in response to Olivia’s words.
Creeeak.
The waiting room door swung open.
Everyone’s gaze shifted toward the open entrance.
There stood Han Seo-Jin, a beauty in a black suit with gray bobbed hair.
Her cold gaze swept the waiting room.
A faint smile lingered on her lips.
‘The time has come.’
The conversation she just overheard replayed in her mind.
The heroines fighting over their affection for Kim Deok-Sung.
If their feelings for him had grown this much…
‘It’s time to proceed to the next step of the Harem Plan.’
It would be safe to move on to the next step.
Everything was for his harem.
Han Seo-Jin, silently chanting her mantra in her heart, bowed politely and calmly announced,
“Participant number 2, it’s your turn to take the stage.”
