Chapter 91

“GRAAAAAAAAH!”

The super strong dragon roared.

It was the most powerful creature among living beings, incredibly strong.

“Ugh, let’s get the hell out of here!”

Humans were no match for it.

And thus, the Colorful Magic Tower settled in the Kellierhton Kingdom met its doom.

The end.

– Oh shit, no!!!

– ?Dragon?

– It hasn’t even been a year in Kellierhton, you idiot!!

A dragon appeared.

A real dragon, only spoken of in legends.

The mysterious dragon, glowing a shade of red, spread its gigantic wings that could cover the entire square.

“It’s not just a fairy tale; it actually exists.”

Suddenly, a chilling thought crossed my mind.

Could it be a type of monster?

If it were a Variant Monster crawling out from a Rift, Kellierhton would be facing a service termination crisis.

But fortunately, I found out through a concept post that the dragon was not a monster.

[Concept Post: Oh f*]

Author: ZL Storm Magician

(Screenshot of looking down from the Magic Tower)

I don’t know why it’s the Colorful Magic Tower…

The dragon told me to write this instead of him.

You, the blue administrator who didn’t believe me.

Did you ask me to prove my existence?

I’ve proven it, so now it’s your turn.

Come out and keep your promise to duel.

[Recommended: 6121] [Disapproved: 3121]

– Whoa, that dragon’s pupils are bigger than a human’s!

– The dragon even puts a period at the end of its gallery sentences; that’s madness!

It’s got to be the dragon lord speaking so properly!

– So what the hell does that mean?

– It means let’s throw down, you little brat!

– ??? You think you can? You punk!

– That’s what it means!

– Ah~ Thank you!

– So you thought the Deputy was causing trouble?

But, it was an issue in another sense.

Duel and prove.

In short, it was saying it was pissed off and wanted to throw down.

Of all people, the instigator was also the Deputy.

“No way, this is a disaster.”

The problem was that if any of the Deputies went out, it could be catastrophic.

If 곧죽흡 went out, the Kellierhton designated to be the duel site would become Kellier/Orton.

And if Full-Peel Elf went out, it would turn into a cold corpse.

It was possible that they might even blame me for the responsibility.

[Admin Chat]

Head of the Gallery*: What’s going on here??

Head of the Gallery*: Who started trouble with that dragon?

Before things escalated further, I left a message in the Deputies’ chat.

“It wasn’t me.”

“Ah.”

곧죽흡, who was sitting right next to me, immediately shook his head.

Now that I think about it, 곧죽흡 had been more interested in me than the gallery since joining me.

So naturally, it wasn’t 곧죽흡.

That left only Full-Peel Elf…

Head of the Gallery*: Full-Peel, what’s going on…?

Full-Peel Elf: I…I…!

Full-Peel Elf: That crazy dragon started it first!

And ominous predictions rarely go wrong.

It all started when gossip spread in the gallery that the Deputies were getting paid.

– Oh f*, let me be a Deputy too!

– I want Honey Butter Chips for free!

At that time, the Deputy frenzy was intense.

Everyone wanted to be a Deputy and applied.

– 4023, genderless, dragon, I don’t know about the gallery but I’ll work hard for decades!

Even the dragon got mixed into it.

“No, that wasn’t the bait.”

I had memories of this.

I thought it was just season 451243 low-tier bait.

So I ignored it time and again, but unlike me, Full-Peel Elf didn’t hold back.

– Full-Peel Elf: I bet you can’t even attract bait.

– Mortal, what do you mean all of a sudden?

– Full-Peel Elf: If you’re gonna set a concept, do it nicely. If you keep whining about dragons in every thread, I’ll ban you.

The dragon talk had been frequent, not just once or twice.

Full-Peel Elf finally said they’d take matters into their own hands and put forth a warning.

– ?

– I’m really a dragon!

Naturally, Gallum, who was indeed a real dragon, felt wronged.

But living for thousands of years wasn’t for nothing.

The dragon didn’t counter angrily right away.

– Dear blue administrator, dragons exist.

– Of course, I understand it’s hard to believe.

– I speak not a word of lies, so will you not trust me?

Calmly and peacefully, I acknowledged the possibility of misunderstandings and explained.

If I sincerely spoke like this, the Deputies would also understand and acknowledge.

But who was Full-Peel Elf?

– Full-Peel Elf: 1 point for you!

– Full-Peel Elf: If you’re a dragon, then I’m a god!

– Full-Peel Elf: Eat shit! LOL

– ???

[Banned for 10 days]

[Banned Reason: Impersonating a dragon, endless brain rot]

Immediately, the Deputies, who fought with Gallum every day, got banned and were expelled from the gallery for mistaking the dragon for disruption.

After hearing all that, I calmly left a message.

Head of the Gallery*: This is all your fault!

Full-Peel Elf: Hiii!

I momentarily thought about whether the real dragon had any fault since it started first.

In the end, unable to contain himself, the dragon stormed into the Kellierhton Magic Tower.

He began demanding the Deputies to come out and face them.

“Uh-oh.”

“Hmm?”

“They usually just sleep in rarities. Guess they’re really riled up.”

They had stirred everything up enough to draw out a rare dragon.

I realized the severity of the situation as I saw 곧죽흡 speak in wonder.

Kellierhton was on the verge of collapse as we spoke.

(The dragon roars)

(The impact shatters windows)

– Ugh, help me!

– (Fear! Not impressive!)

– (Hug me!)

– (I’ll hug you, monster!)

– Ah, the Deputy idiot!

– Crazy Deputy, come out and fix this!!!

“Ugh, this doesn’t look like a problem I can solve…”

Using an anaesthetic gun against a flying dragon seemed like a total joke.

I was indeed a victim in this situation.

I didn’t know how to calm it down, but I set out to manage the aftermath.

[‘What does it mean to make a nickname’ has been unbanned.]

“No, what a dumb nickname.”

I decided to approach the dragon Gallum first.

Head of the Gallery*: Hey, let’s calm down and talk a bit.

I cautiously approached.

I certainly didn’t expect it would communicate immediately.

How far gone would it have to be to come down to the human city?

There was no guarantee a worst-case scenario wouldn’t happen.

Considering this, I even prepared to ask 곧죽흡 for help…

– Administrator of the Gallery! It’s a pleasure to finally meet you!

“Uh?”

This dragon appeared to be more favorable towards me than I expected.

Gallum called himself the Queen of Dragons.

His name was Ebrewin Diean Felici.

Dragons generally do not have a specific gender, it seems they lean towards the first polymorphed gender.

– Head of the Gallery*: So what’s gender and what’s name?

– Hmm, is it really hard to say?

– Don’t worry. I’ve heard that your gallery has the appropriate rules for that.

[‘What does it mean to make a nickname’ → ‘Dragon Dragon X’ has been changed!]

Dragon Dragon X: Call me that.

“What a lame nickname.”

Honestly, I preferred ‘What does it mean to make a nickname’ over that.

Anyway, when you think of dragons, you usually imagine arrogance, but Felici was not like that.

Or perhaps she was just that way towards me?

Dragon Dragon X: I’ve read the works you’ve penned. Each one was a beautiful treasure.

Dragon Dragon X: You must surely have risen to the heights of greatness like us!

It seems she had read the fairy tale books I had sprinkled throughout the marketplace.

Maybe that’s why she followed my words closely.

As if she had never caused chaos, she quietly sat cross-legged in the plaza in front of the Magic Tower.

Felici appeared to see me as a transcendent being akin to herself.

Head of the Gallery*: I’m sorry, but I’m not that great or anything.

Head of the Gallery*: I’m just an ordinary civilian.

As always, I tried to correct the misunderstanding, but Felici didn’t believe me either.

Dragon Dragon X: That’s a witty joke!

Dragon Dragon X: The literature stemming from your intellect is far beyond the distant future.

Dragon Dragon X: Moreover, how could the manager of the unfathomable gallery be human?

So, saying that, Head of the Gallery, when’s Volume 2 of Jean Valjean coming out?

Rather than leaving, she seemed to be increasingly interested in the gallery.

She looked like she intended to settle in Kellierhton.

“Ah, this is a pain…”

At least the issue with the Deputies and the duel had disappeared, but it remained a fact that a dragon had appeared in Kellierhton.

There wasn’t anything I could say distinctly about the dragon.

To put it bluntly, if she suddenly decided to get annoyed and float around, Kellierhton would disintegrate.

Tuna Can Queen: …o︿o

Head of the Gallery*: Hehe, sorry;

Tuna Can Queen: Head of the Gallery… save me…

Starting with Tuna Queen, whom I recommended to become the Queen of Kellierhton.

– Please stop… We’re all going to die!

– I feel like I’m going insane!

– Head of the Gallery, do something!!!

– LOL, I just made eye contact with the dragon through my second-floor window!

Even the Gallum, who were tense about the dragon’s arrival, waited for my decision.

After much contemplation, I opened my eyes.

“I’ve made my decision.”

Though I seem like a dumb idiot for casually agreeing to a duel with the dragon.

I do bear even the slightest responsibility.

I boldly composed a warning post directed at the dragon taking over the Kellierhton plaza!

[Notice: Dragon, come out!]

Author: Head of the Gallery*

(A cat looks down sternly)

I didn’t want to say this until now, but it had gone too far.

So I called out to say it.

[Recommended: 9999+] [Disapproved: 0]

– Ooh, are you finally speaking up?

– I believed in you, Head of the Gallery!!!

– (Noble knight cheered with hands clasped together)

– Dragon Dragon X: Did you call for me?

– Whoa!

– Heheek!

Emerging amidst cheers and fears was Felici.

I left a comment on that post.

– Head of the Gallery*: Do you also want to be a Deputy? Hehe

.

.

– ?

– ??

– What the f* is this?

– Hey, you little punk!!!!

First, there will be no discrimination against species.

Second, you have to have the ability to ban serious disruptions in reality.

Finally, you must have some free time to stay in the gallery.

“This is totally a Deputy recruitment pitch!”

Felici seemed to be the perfect fit for the third Deputy role.

*

[Hmm?]

I dozed off briefly.

When I opened my eyes again, my home had completely vanished.

– Kyaaa!

– Kii!

What I first found after thousands of years was not the warm home of my lair.

But goblins that had tied me up and drained my mana.

– Cough cough!

[Sickening.]

And what’s more, the goblins poked at Felici with spears.

Felici quickly took down all the monsters around and soared high to survey the situation.

What she found was a world reduced to ruins due to the Great War.

[The world has perished.]

The once-brilliant civilization vanished, leaving only debris and corpses in their place.

And only a gallery called ‘Another World Destruction Gallery,’ of which she had no knowledge, greeted her.

It was only natural that Felici, with no acquaintances or dragons left, would become engulfed in the gallery.

– Today’s bait summary post…jpg [102]

– Thoughts on the magical tool I completed [52]

– Today’s collection of adult content [999+]

[How interesting.]

Countless posts went up every second, every minute.

Jokes and interesting threads that threw etiquette and honor to the wind.

For someone who had lived for a long time, the gallery was truly a cradle of pleasure.

Above all, the ultimate foods that could be obtained for pocket change in the marketplace.

[Who the hell is the owner of this gallery?]

Gathering all creatures facing annihilation and delivering items she couldn’t even imagine at low prices.

Naturally, her curiosity towards the gallery manager, Head of the Gallery, rapidly skyrocketed.

– Head of the Gallery*: Do you also want to be a Deputy?

[Hmm?]

At that moment, the highest manager of the gallery offered her a position as a lower manager.

[Hmm, are you suggesting I go under you?]

A spark of interest flared in her jewel-like eyes, which were cut vertically.

Felici soon shrank her immense body down to that of humans.

“Well then, just when I was feeling bored, it’s a great opportunity.”