Chapter 9

“Then… do you want to sleep with this older sister?”

Camelia suddenly leaned in with a face reeking of strong alcohol. Wow, she’s really drop-dead gorgeous.

“Older sister, it seems like you’ve had too much to drink… Let’s calm down first, and I’ll take you to the lodging…”

“I didn’t book a lodging.”

Wait, is she planning to sleep outdoors? Did she down some shrimp sauce or something? This woman is seriously crazy.

“Older sister, what are you talking about? Where’s the lodging? Stop joking and tell me.”

“My lodging… it’s there, it’s there.”

Yeah, right. Of course, as an outsider, she must have booked a place. She’s really playing a mean joke. Are you watching, Mr. Kang Ho-dong? Here’s a woman avoiding outdoor sleeping.

And are you watching, Jaejoong?

“My lodging is… Werner, our younger brother’s bed.”

I heard Mr. Kang Ho-dong shouting “Ma!” And then PD Na Young-seok shouting “Ddaeng!” Finally, Jaejoong’s sigh.

“Older sister, what kind of nonsense is that?”

“Let’s go, let’s go to the lodging~.”

They say some people turn into dogs when they drink, and Camelia was exactly that type. Normally, she’s tougher than steel and colder than an iceberg.

But when she drinks, she becomes all wobbly and even cute. The muscles on her usually stern face relax, and she transforms into that kind of face.

“Alright, older sister, I’ll let you stay just for one night, so please be quiet and let’s go…”

“Werner, your room is my lodging.”

Hahaha, no way. If you want to claim ownership of my building, bring the property deed first. You can’t just take someone else’s building raw. Even if elves like raw food, eating buildings raw is a no-go.

An elf licking a human’s building, abbreviated… damn, that was close.

So, an elf targeting a sturdy man, abbreviated as LG.

“Sigh… fine, older sister, let’s go.”

“Alright, Werner, let’s sleep together with this older sister after so long.”

“You know it’s been 19 years, right?”

“19 years feels like yesterday~”

“Yeah, sure.”

Anyway, I don’t want to hear about their long lifespans.

Camelia couldn’t even stand properly, so I had no choice but to carry her.

The soft touch of Camelia’s skin enveloped my entire body. Especially the fatty part of her chest pressing against my back—honestly, just maintaining my sanity deserves praise.

“This older sister can give up everything, even her lifespan, for Werner~.”

“Oh, how delightful~ If you say that, this Werner doesn’t know what to do with himself.”

What is this person planning to do when she wakes up tomorrow? I shouldn’t tease her. No need to get hit, just bring her some hangover soup.

“Werner…”

“What now, older sister?”

“What do you think of the leader’s daughter?”

“Well, she’s cute. You don’t usually see such a pretty girl, as you know, older sister.”

“…What?”

“So, she’s my most cherished child. A precious disciple. She’s still immature and often causes trouble, but she’ll definitely become stronger than me.”

This is an actual line Werner said about Airi. When his friend asked for his opinion on Airi, he answered like this. I’m really glad I remembered every word.

“So, a cherished ‘child,’ a precious ‘disciple,’ right~? Right?”

“Older sister, did your ears get dark from drinking?”

If an elf’s ears go dark, isn’t that a loss of character? A hard-of-hearing elf is like a literature major dwarf or an orc politician. So, such things shouldn’t exist.

“No, come on, let’s go.”

Older sister patted my back. By the way, the pressure feels stronger than before. Especially the fatty part of her chest against my back.

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Werner’s room.

I forced older sister to lie down on the bed. Werner’s bed size was ambiguous—enough for one person but a bit small for two.

A guy with so much money should just buy a bigger house and bed. Living frugally in a small house just to raise a disciple.

Thinking about it, Werner lived frugally until the end because of Airi. Wow, life is really messed up.

“…You.”

“Werner!”

Camelia’s voice snapped me out of my thoughts. Older sister was sitting on the bed with her arms spread.

This pose… is it a rear naked choke?

“Come on, let’s sleep together with this Camelia older sister after so long.”

“Honestly, older sister, I’m an adult now, and that’s a bit burdensome…”

“Are you ignoring this older sister? Our Werner has grown up.”

And suddenly, those arms wrapped around me. I tried to escape, but I couldn’t move. It felt like being tightly bound by thick chains.

Werner’s strength isn’t weak, but compared to a professional swordsman like Camelia, it’s definitely weaker. The difference is like between a lowland gorilla and an impala.

Camelia must have been really drunk because she fell asleep quickly. Shortly after she fell asleep, I heard her sleep-talking.

“Werner… you must never die… if you leave this older sister’s side… I’ll be really sad…”

Originally, Camelia saw her younger brother in Werner, but the two were closer than anyone. If there’s an official setting book, their names might be listed under each other’s favorites.

So, this isn’t just simple familial love. At least for Camelia.

Camelia’s intense hug made my face gradually closer to her chest. Close enough that my breath might touch her chest.

Being a man, blood rushed to my lower body. To the point where I thought it might be okay to cross the line.

“Werner… I’m sorry for earlier…”

How could I take advantage of such a kind person? Unless she’s sober and willing, I don’t want to take advantage of a woman who’s completely drunk.

No matter how I think about it, that’s not something Werner would do.

By the way, Werner was quite popular. Shouldn’t he change his name from Werner Altan to Siu Altan? Well, his looks are top-tier among male characters in the world. It’s just his pessimistic and eccentric personality that’s the problem.

“Older sister, sleep well.”

Saying that, I gave up trying to keep my heavy eyelids open. I was a bit tired after today’s events.

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“…Yo!”

“Wake up, you pervert master!”

With those words, a dull impact hit my butt.

Startled, I woke up to see Airi holding a frying pan. Did she hit my butt with that?

“What’s wrong, Airi… Is it time to wake up already?”

The sun is still high, it’s not time to wake up.

“No, it’s not that! It’s about the person next to you!”

“What…?”

Looking to the side, Camelia was sound asleep. Her sleeping face is pretty too. It’s hard to believe her crazy antics from yesterday.

“You said she’s just a comrade…”

“No, Airi, this is a misunderstanding. Listen to me for a moment.”

Let me explain the situation. After you went to sleep, I went out to drink with Camelia older sister, and then I brought the drunk older sister back and slept together, hahaha.

Damn, that’s just asking for misunderstandings.

“Anyway, it’s a misunderstanding… It’s not what you’re thinking…”

I didn’t plan to give sex education this early. No, it’s all those damn romance novels’ fault. I should burn them all, those damn books.

“Really, nothing happened…?”

“Yeah… just sleeping together! Yeah, just sleeping together. There was no place to sleep.”

“Okay… then I’ll believe you.”

Airi surprisingly believed me easily.

“After all, master isn’t the type to make the first move on a woman.”

I felt strangely dirty being trusted like that.

“Ugh… um…”

Then, Camelia stretched and woke up. If she just confirms, all my suspicions will be cleared.

Camelia looked at me and Airi alternately and said this.

“Werner, thanks for yesterday. You must be tired from carrying me like that.”

Damn, I carried her, but saying it like that is problematic.

I could feel Airi’s eyes burning. She might really awaken the Sharingan.

And then Camelia said to Airi.

“And good morning. Airi, Werner’s most precious ‘disciple.'”

Airi didn’t back down and responded.

“Seeing you come here drunk to someone else’s house, it’s a very good morning. You’re a close comrade to master, right? I was rude yesterday.”

I wished Airi’s father would come and cut off my arm to resolve the situation.

Later, if an old man with a white beard asks me what happened to that arm, I can say I offered it to the new era.