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Chapter 77

“How did you all manage to gather here?”

“My dad pulled his back, so…”

“A few party members bailed, so I had to recruit some mercenaries and came back early.”

“I’ve got plenty of time anyway.”

The next weekend came, and my friends came over to my place.

Seeing how miraculously everyone managed to gather, they’re really lucky guys.

“Meow.”

“Seriously, it’s so cute I could die.”

“For real. Even though it’s kinda big, it’s still super cute.”

“It feels even cuter when it just stays still.”

The friends gathered around Max, petting and stroking him.

Surprisingly, Max is calmly accepting all the attention without resisting.

What exactly is the criteria for a cat’s judgment?

He hissed at Diamond Dust the first time they met.

Well, that was partly Diamond Dust’s fault too.

“Ugh~! Sex! S…”

“Shut up, idiot. Ayun’s in the room, so don’t say that kind of stuff.”

“Oh, she’s here? Sorry…”

Jinjin, that guy… he’s a total pervert, a real pervert.

Even if the door is closed and the sound doesn’t carry much, if you shout that loud, it’ll be heard clearly.

Diamond Dust is staying in the room on purpose because my friends are coming over, what’s he doing…

“By the way, this beer is amazing. So much foam and super smooth.”

“That? I told Chubby to throw the kit at him and make it, and that’s how it turned out.”

“Really?!”

“You see that plastic drum over there? The big one. I fermented it in there. These days, you can buy kits to make all kinds of alcohol.”

“Wow…”

“Hey, give me another bottle.”

“Me too.”

“Got it.”

These guys, they’re drinking beer and have no intention of leaving Max alone.

Well, I get it since they came to see Max this time, and I won’t stop them… but isn’t it a bit much to keep petting him until he’s exhausted?

“Meow…”

“Here, I brought it.”

“Thanks.”

“Good.”

“Appreciate it.”

Maybe it’s not bad to make and drink beer like this sometimes.

But since the amount you can make isn’t much compared to the time spent, I’ll probably stick to imported beer most of the time.

Though I’m kinda tired of ale, maybe I’ll go back to lagers…

“By the way, what does Max eat?”

“Max’s food? He eats this kibble.”

“Fancy kibble. Does he eat well?”

“As soon as I put it down, he comes running and chomps it all up.”

I should pet Max too.

Grab his front legs and lift him up… heehee, so cute.

Huh? But he’s gained a bit of weight.

Chubby plays with him a lot, but maybe it’s still not enough…

Probably because of his breed, he tends to sprawl out after a bit of play.

He’s not that active of a breed.

“I wish there were four Maxes.”

“For real.”

“That’d be great. Then we could each hold one.”

“They’re talking nonsense about not raising them. Well, since Chubby does all the work, it’s not a big problem.”

“Four is too much!”

“They said no.”

Ah~ When I hold Max like this, it feels so good~…

…Look at those jealous faces because he came to me first.

They’re all staring at Max.

“Oh, right. Want to feed Max some treats?”

“Oh, let’s do it.”

“Sure.”

“Where are they?”

“Chubby. Bring Max’s treats.”

“Yep!”

This time, it’s Max’s treat time.

With so many hands feeding him, he’s going to feast today.

He’s usually a big eater, so he’s going to be really happy today.

Go ahead, today’s a special day, so feast to your heart’s content.

“Meow♪”

…That’s a strangely pleasant sound.

How happy do you have to be to make a sound like that?

Well… it’s also super cute, so I guess it’s fine.

“He’s really a cat-dog…”

“For real, so cute. If I knew he’d be like this, I’d definitely have raised him.”

“Ah, he ate mine too.”

Plus, he’s not just a cat-dog, but also a water-loving cat, so bathing him is easy too.

I tried bathing him once out of curiosity, and he was super calm.

I don’t know why I’m so lucky in these weird ways.

Huh? Come to think of it, Katanu is also a cat, right?

He’s more like a cat that stands like a human… is that okay?

Of course, I can’t really see Katanu as cute when I think about his antics, but my friends will probably be fine with him.

“Hey, Katanu. Come here. You’re free, right?”

“Huh?!”

“Grab the signal light, and if you’re free, go get some affection from these guys.”

“Oh, what? Is he a fairy?”

“I think he’s Ayun’s mascot or something?”

“He’s flying, so definitely.”

“Wha?!”

This should reduce the burden on Max.

Then I’ll hold Max again.

Ah~ Max is so soft and chubby~…

…By the way, my sports bra feels a bit tight today for some reason.

Did it shrink from washing?

“Purr purr…”

“His name’s Katanu, right? He’s kinda cute and his fur is soft too.”

“Talking is a bit creepy, but if he just purrs, he’s definitely cute.”

“That’s too mean?!”

“Don’t talk, just purr. If you want affection.”

“Meow, purr…”

Katanu’s treatment is a bit harsh…

Well, he deserves it though.

Even seeing that, Max just yawns without any interest.

He’s such a carefree cat.

“Here’s the drinking snack!”

“Ooh.”

“Nice, capybara.”

“It’s Meriol!”

“Yeah, Meriol.”

“Good.”

This time, the drinking snacks are lamb skewers and grilled shrimp.

This could work as a regular snack too, so it’d be good to give some to Diamond Dust.

“Chubby. Did you give some to Ayun?”

“Yes! I’ll go give it to her!”

“Good job.”

If Diamond Dust got some too, then it’s fine.

But Yura’s not here again.

She went out in the morning, so she’ll probably be back by evening.

Missing out on this delicious stuff… poor girl.

“Ah~ This is paradise, paradise.”

“For real. Petting Max, drinking beer, and eating these snacks is the best.”

“Hey, don’t hog him, let me hold him too.”

By the way, my friends are pretty calm today.

Diamond Dust is here, and they came for Max too… there are probably multiple reasons.

A drinking party is nice, but when friends come over, this is just the right amount.

“Ah~ This is good…”

“Finished eating. Burp.”

“Meriol’s cooking is great…”

After eating their fill of snacks and drinking plenty of the beer Chubby made, my friends leaned back on the sofa.

So, they’ve stopped running around for now.

No, they’re still petting Max and Katanu, so they haven’t stopped.

…I should keep petting Max too.

“Pet me too~!”

“…Sigh, come here.”

“Yay~!”

Seeing me and my friends petting Max and Katanu, Chubby finally couldn’t resist and came running to me.

Come to think of it, Chubby loves being petted too.

Max is softer, but I should pet Chubby too to appreciate his efforts.

“Phew… Rampage’s petting skills are truly amazing…”

…Hmm, drinking beer like this, it’s already all gone.

The snacks are finished too… then I should start drinking another beer.

“Want more?”

“Yeah. But bring the game console too. Let’s play Ma○io Party.”

“Oh, I brought that too.”

“Good thing you brought it. We always play games when we come over, so I brought it just in case.”

These guys, they planned to just camp at my place, drink, and play games from the start.

But a party game… that sounds fun.

And it’s perfect for four players… alright, let’s do it.

“By the way, how much is that game?”

“40,000 won.”

“That’s expensive.”

Are all games this expensive these days…

Well, money’s not an issue, so I’ll buy it right away.

Oh… this, you can connect it to the TV and everyone can play with just the controllers?

I thought it was single-player only, but it has this feature…

“By the way, do you read manga or novels?”

“Huh? Yeah, I do. Why do you ask?”

“Just wondering, from a magical girl’s perspective, how does it feel to watch magical girl stuff?”

“I don’t think about it. Don’t drag reality into fiction.”

“Oops…”

Jin’s asking weird stuff again.

He sometimes asks strange things like this.

Well, I know he’s really into magical girls, so I get it…

“Anyway, press start.”

“Oops, sorry.”

But this game, how should I put it… the graphics and quality feel the same.

It’s not realistic graphics, so that’s expected, right?

But the movements and motions are more polished.

“Ah! Why do I keep rolling 1s from the start?!”

“Jinsu, that guy’s luck is always terrible in games.”

“For real.”

“He’s gonna be last again.”

It’s fun playing this kind of game after a long time.

Back in the day, you just had to mash the buttons, but now you have to swing the controller around a lot.

When did they introduce this technology? It’s been around for a while…

“Ah! I moved it up! Why didn’t it work?!”

Daeyoung, that guy messed up by inputting right too early and failed, but he’s got a lot to say.

Who told you to swing it around like that?

“Good.”

“You’re really good at this.”

“I check the sensitivity and stuff beforehand to get used to it. Can’t make mistakes if you want to win.”

“Is that so…”

Checking sensitivity and sensor response levels… Jin’s really something.

…Is this about it? After playing for a bit, I kinda get it.

Ah, the sports bra feels a bit tight during mini-games, it’s annoying.

I should buy a new sports bra tomorrow…

“Ah! Just one short!”

“Sweet.”

“Loser.”

“Good job.”

By the way, the game went on longer than expected.

Jinsu is still suffering from ridiculous bad luck, and the three of us keep teaming up to tease him.

Jin and I are doing well, with good luck and no mistakes, so we’re comfortably in 1st and 2nd.

Daeyoung keeps messing up in mini-games, so he’s in 3rd.

Last place is, of course, Jinsu, who’s suffering all sorts of misfortunes.

But seeing that he’s only one star behind Daeyoung, he really tried hard.

“First round, Jinsu’s last.”

“Ah, we didn’t set a penalty.”

“Are we doing penalties? What should it be?”

“No… penalties are a bit…”

Ah~ We didn’t set a penalty before starting.

But I can’t think of a good penalty…

…Oh, this’ll do.

“Hey, then mix a spoonful of wasabi into a beer glass and down it in one go.”

“…What?”

“Hey, that’s good!”

“I’ll get it right away. Where’s the wasabi?”

“Next to the vegetable drawer.”

“You crazy bastards!! Who the hell mixes wasabi into beer?!”

“You.”

“Obviously you.”

“Now it’s gonna be you.”

“Damn it.”

Alright, not a teaspoon, but a tablespoon, and squeeze a mountain of it…

Ooh, the beer’s turning green.

Now mix it well by stirring hard…!

“Ha~…”

“Drink up.”

“Chug it.”

“Don’t hesitate.”

The penalty, wasabi beer.

Jinsu must’ve steeled himself, as he started chugging the beer mixed with wasabi.

And me, Jin, and Daeyoung smirked, expecting his reaction.

But Jinsu betrayed our expectations beautifully.

“……Huh? My nose feels a bit tingly, but it’s good?”

“…What?”

“Huh?”

“Don’t lie.”

“No, it’s really good. Not amazing, but it’s unique and tasty.”

Then I’ll squeeze some wasabi into my beer too… huh, it’s not bad.

Wait… why is this not bad…?

Ah~ Seriously… the penalty’s ruined…

“Dabin. Let’s change the penalty.”

“For real. This is annoying.”

“…Fine.”

No choice… next penalty is…

…Alright, stepping on Lego until the next game ends.


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Magical Girl of Chaos: Magical Rampage

Magical Girl of Chaos: Magical Rampage

Status: Completed
Twenty years ago, Earth was suddenly invaded by the Demon Realm. To combat this threat, magical girls were born with the help of the Fairy Realm. Among them is Magical Rampage, a man who has served as a magical girl for 15 years, making him the most senior magical girl in existence. At some point, he lost the ability to return to his original self, doomed to live as a magical girl forever. Yet, driven by an unwavering determination to protect humanity, he ruthlessly destroys every enemy in his path. This is the story of a magical girl who relentlessly grows stronger with a single goal: to annihilate the Demon Realm.

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