Chapter 75

Page Twenty-Five Hurry up and stop this, this isn’t beach volleyball at all!

I rubbed my hands together slyly and approached with a face full of flattery.

“Lord Xiao Hai Tang, you… how did you come here?”

“Juzi called me, she said you were beaten up, so I came to check.”

I glanced at Juzi, who waved her phone at me triumphantly.

“Turns out you’re playing volleyball? Hurry it up, I’m in a rush, Xiaocangyu and Yang Qi are still waiting for me.”

Xiao Haitang’s arrival could be seen as a savior or another trouble, because I didn’t want her to know about the “Goddess of Beautiful Girls’ Notebook” under any circumstances.

I could only hope everyone present would keep their mouths shut…

“I remember! You’re that wild girl!”

Oh no, Leimiaomiao blurted out as soon as she recognized Xiao Haitang. So people with explosive tempers really do lack common sense!

Back then, at the entrance of the village, she was hit pretty hard by Xiao Haitang’s roundhouse kick, but back then, she was still Lei Laohu, and Xiao Haitang hadn’t seen Leimiaomiao. If this continues, Xiao Haitang will suspect something!

I instantly rushed to Leimiaomiao’s side and whispered, “If she finds out you’re Lei Laohu, your idol career is over!”

Xiao Haitang also froze for a moment, her eyes turning sharp.

“Who are you? Do I know you?”

“Oh, sorry, I mistook you for someone else.”

Although it was an apology, there was no sincerity in her tone. Leimiaomiao still held a grudge.

But Xiao Haitang didn’t care. She held the ball and walked slowly to the center of the court, waving me away like shooing a fly.

“Get lost, get lost, I’ll handle the rest.”

“Hold on? Why not Zhao Zhao? Don’t you know his current situation?”

“Yes, I know, he’s just Boki, right? I’ve been watching him for quite a while.”

It’s better for girls not to casually say “Boki,” right? Look at those two girls who used to be men and didn’t even mention “Boki.”

“Idiot Kǎi, I’m substituting for Juzi, which means you’re the last player on your side.” Xiao Haitang looked at me with a scornful gaze, “Your stamina is almost gone, and Zhao Zhao just got on the field. Should I replace Zhao Zhao and drag you along to play three games?”

“But he can’t help now.”

“Don’t believe me when I say you’re stupid? With Zhao Zhao on the field, can that busty girl perform normally?”

Tian Qian widened her eyes and let out a “Yi!”

Though it was somewhat of an apology to Tian Qian, Xiao Haitang’s words made perfect sense.

Thinking about a pervert using lewd eyes to wander around my body, no one, male or female, could tolerate it. Tian Qian, unable to play, might run off soon.

“That’s sexual harassment!” Leimiaomiao strongly protested.

“Yes, that’s sexual harassment!” I joined in.

To our protest, Xiao Haitang just shrugged her shoulders, “Sorry, it’s not illegal just to look.”

You strategists have dirty hearts.

But since Xiao Haitang came to save the day, I left the court to watch from the sidelines.

It’s strange, Xiao Haitang usually opposes such behavior towards Zhao Zhao, and even pokes his eyes, but this time she didn’t stop it. Could she already know something… No!

I looked at Tian Qian and then at Xiao Haitang, suddenly understanding the reason.

So that’s it! Because Xiao Haitang has a flat chest! It’s natural for Xiao Haitang, with her flat chest, to be jealous of Tian Qian’s ample figure!

The match resumed. As Xiao Haitang said, Tian Qian was indeed affected by Zhao Zhao, losing most of her combat ability, and the battle turned into a one-on-one between Leimiaomiao and Xiao Haitang.

Karate includes both fist and leg techniques, but Xiao Haitang usually practices leg techniques, so her arm strength and grip aren’t as exaggerated as Leimiaomiao’s.

One person had to take care of receiving and hitting the ball alone. Xiao Haitang was a volleyball novice, and with Leimiaomiao’s genuine talent, her serves became increasingly tricky, putting Xiao Haitang in a tough spot.

I thought she could suppress Leimiaomiao, but unexpectedly, Xiao Haitang was no match for Leimiaomiao in beach volleyball.

In the second set, the score was 11:18, significantly behind, nearly finished.

“Wearing a great facade, letting some muscle pervert leer at your sister, turns out you’re not so great after all?”

Leimiaomiao, harboring resentment towards Xiao Haitang, began to mock as soon as she gained an advantage.

“I admit, you’re stronger now.” Xiao Haitang, competitive, wouldn’t easily concede, “But the game isn’t over yet, it’s best not to jump to conclusions too early.”

“What other cards do you have up your sleeve?”

Black rage emanated from Xiao Haitang—she was truly angry, the kind that couldn’t be appeased.

“Is volleyball only played with hands?” she said out of nowhere.

Tan Linhua, sitting beside me, thought for a moment, “As long as you don’t use your palms directly, any part of the body is fine.”

“Very well.” A terrifying smile spread across her lips, startling Leimiaomiao on the other side of the net, who hadn’t seen this side of Xiao Haitang even when she was beaten up at the village entrance.

Though the rules allowed it, generally, hand reaction speed is much faster than foot speed, which is why volleyball players catch balls with their hands. Most importantly, catching with feet doesn’t allow for movement.

But is Xiao Haitang an ordinary person?

Leimiaomiao’s bullet-like spike was kicked back into the air by Xiao Haitang’s foot. Then, she jumped and performed a reverse bicycle kick, sending the ball back… straight onto Leimiaomiao’s forehead.

Despite Xiao Haitang’s legs being fair and clean, this kick was powerful, like a force capable of splitting mountains and rocks. Leimiaomiao, with the ball, sank into the sand, emitting smoke.

Don’t worry, it’s all part of the performance, no one dies.

Probably.

The latter lay on the sand, struggling to get up.

“Sorry, sorry, first time using feet, hard to control, please forgive me.”

No, it looks like it was intentional! And this apology was dry, lacking sincerity.

“Brother!” Seeing Leimiaomiao down, regardless of Zhao Zhao’s gaze, Tian Qian hurriedly helped Leimiaomiao up, placing her head on her knees, though this position…

“Mm, what blinds my eyes, gurgle, breasts?”

Leimiaomiao could only see a pair of white swimsuits covering her chest.

Somewhat envious, if it were Xiao Haitang’s knee pillow, you’d see her ugly face unobstructed.

“Xiao Qian help me up, this level of attack, your big… your sister can still bear it.”

Leimiaomiao stood up and shook her head, leaving a red mark on her forehead… rather, taking such a hit without breaking skin, Leimiaomiao’s defense is incredibly high, no wonder she could withstand hundreds of kicks from Xiao Haitang and remain standing, even as a girl.

“Oh, you can still stand?”

“Though I’ve weakened, I haven’t weakened to the point of falling in one hit!”

Because Xiao Haitang scored with a hit, Leimiaomiao rolled the ball back under the net.

“Solomon! I’m back!”

“Let’s get this straight, I’m extremely strong! Clock Up!”

For some reason, Xiao Haitang suddenly sped up, performing a Thomas spin, the whirlwind generated by her spinning legs blew the volleyball into the air. She then kicked it mid-air with a spinning back kick, the ball whistling as it dove towards Leimiaomiao.

“You understand this? Trans-AM!”

Leimiaomiao didn’t dodge, instead, she planted herself in a horse stance, her eyes blazing with intense light, her entire body turning red. She raised her right fist and smashed it into the ball, the immense inertia causing the ball to spin on her fist for several seconds before she sent it back into the air.

“School! Eastern Invincible! Stone! Shatter! Heaven! Astonishing Fist!”

Leimiaomiao, leaving a trail of afterimages, leaped into the air. The sun halo surrounded her back, making her look divine…

Wait, we’re indoors, where did the sun come from? Oh, special effects?

Leimiaomiao poured her strength into the ball, turning it into a golden stream of fire, flying straight towards Xiao Haitang…

These two hotheads… wait, hotheaded sisters, really fight like the end of the world.

“Ola ola ola ola!!!!!”

“Wood wood wood wood!!!!!”

My vision couldn’t keep up with the ball’s speed.

“Kai, did we walk onto the wrong set?”

Watching the super-powered chaos on the field, Tan Linhua questioned like a normal person.

“Hahaha, when did you start thinking this world was normal?” Right, ever since I learned the only goddess was the Goddess of Beautiful Girls, this world has been insane.

Finally, the second set ended with a regrettable 19:21.

But Xiao Haitang had a significant lead in the second half, and Leimiaomiao was slightly inferior. After all, leg power is stronger than fists.

That means we’re guaranteed to win the third set. Xiao Haitang is right in front of us, how could we lose? Even if we A past it, we won’t lose.

Professional commentators are brave enough to make judgments at times like these!