Chapter 7

Page Six Poverty of Bust is a Rare Value

Just about ten minutes before Zhao Zhao rushed to that battlefield.

I was combing Orange’s hair, which should be called brushing her head now.

Orange had very soft fur when she was a cat. Although she was a short-haired cat that couldn’t be identified by breed, her fur felt fluffy. It was probably due to her eating well, providing abundant nutrition for these soft hairs.

After transforming into a beautiful girl, this soft quality was inherited by her glossy orange long hair. The smooth feeling made combing her hair a pleasure, and one could even smell a strange fragrance, like that of sun-dried blankets.

Sniff, isn’t it normal for an older brother to comb his younger sister’s hair? Orange’s hair is so long, it must be difficult to handle, sniff, shouldn’t I, as her older brother, take on this responsibility? Sniff.

“Brother… I never thought I’d become siblings with you someday.”

“Yeah, yeah, after all, just a few hours ago, I still thought of you as a pig with orange fur… Pfft…”

“Scoundrel!” The teenage girl’s judgmental elbow slammed into my waist, causing a painful strike that made me arch like a shrimp.

“I know I wasn’t popular when I was a cat, but Brother always brings this up, it makes me feel awkward too.”

“Okay, okay, I understand.”

Actually, your mannerisms aren’t very popular either… But since I promised to take Orange as my sister, whatever she says goes.

After all, being able to gain a beautiful girl cat-girl as a sister, my life has already surpassed that of other male students at school.

“So, Brother, comb my tail too.”

Her cat tail obediently curled around my hand before falling into my palm.

“Then I’m going to do it!”

“Come on, Brother!”

“Yakuzou!”

“Mmm~ Ah~ Ohh~”

As I combed her tail, Orange blushed and emitted strange sounds.

Wow, why does Orange look so bad just from combing her tail hair? Is her tail that sensitive?

“Bang!!”

A loud noise came from the entrance hall, and the wooden door flew to the side of the living room.

“That’s enough! Pervert!”

With a stern reprimand, a teenage girl wearing cat ear socks stepped forward with her hands on her hips. She held a paper bag in her left hand and pointed at me with her right hand, similar to Conan, her ponytail slightly tilted back, her eyes full of disdain.

It’s worth mentioning that her height is very tall for a girl, but her chest behind the overalls is almost flat. If not for her “Sakura Dharma”-like voice, she would likely be mistaken for a crossdressing boy.

This is the high wall monster mentioned earlier, the childhood friend of Zhao Zhao and me, black belt third degree in karate, Chen Hai Tang.

Behind her, there was an effect of flames burning, turning into “justice.”

Although we call her Xiao Hai Tang, her height of 178 cm makes her stand out among girls, far from being small.

By the way, my height is only 176 cm…

“Damn, you tore down my door with your bare hands?!”

“Let go of that girl! You pervert with glasses! I heard everything outside!”

“What did you hear? I didn’t do anything!”

“You were doing something dirty to that child!”

“Xiao Hai Tang… Mm… Hai Tang sister?”

Seeing who it was, Orange jumped up from the sofa, and so did her exposed breasts.

Xiao Hai Tang and Zhao Zhao often play PS4 at my place, so both Orange and they actually know each other.

Orange hated Zhao Zhao when she was a cat, but she would be affectionate towards Xiao Hai Tang. It is said that cats rely on stronger ones? This might be true, although Zhao Zhao has muscles, even if he and I combined, it wouldn’t be enough for Xiao Hai Tang’s leg.

She is the strongest legend in the city village, the violent queen of the urban-rural fringe.

“Hey? Do you know me? Are you a familiar person to me?”

“I’m Orange, the cat of Cháng Kǎi.”

As Orange said this, she wagged her tail closer to Xiao Hai Tang, who hadn’t understood the situation.

“What? A cat?”

Looking at the cat tail coiled around her wrist, Xiao Hai Tang looked puzzled at the excited Orange, then turned to look at me with questions.

Compared to Zhao Zhao, who accepted the setup instantly, this is a normal human reaction. Generally, no one would believe such a transformation from a cat to a human.

“She is indeed our Orange. She suddenly became enlightened this morning, transforming into a cat-girl to repay us.”

I chose to conceal the existence of the notebook. If Xiao Hai Tang knew I had the beautiful girl notebook, this divine power might be controlled. Although she would surely use it for good, I have my own desires!

I want to change the miserable state of the boys’ school, and I can only rely on this!

“You think I haven’t seen Orange’s cat balls? That’s a tomcat!”

What, you actually looked at Orange’s cat balls? Unbelievable, Xiao Hai Tang, look at how red Orange’s face is.

“I… I am really Orange. To turn into a human, I can only transform into a cat-girl. This is our feline fate.”

Even abandoning the use of “I,” Orange spontaneously started helping me lie, as expected of my idol, she reads the atmosphere perfectly.

“Perhaps it’s true, but why does a tomcat turn into a girl with such large breasts?”

Xiao Hai Tang’s hands grabbed Orange’s breasts through her sports jacket, creating various interesting scenes.

Suddenly, I felt Xiao Cháng Kǎi starting to stir again.

Control yourself, Xiao Cháng Kǎi! If you show up now, you’ll be sent flying by the black belt third-degree Rider Kick—Deep Crimson Drill.

“Ah wah wah, Hai Tang sister… Don’t do this… Brother is watching~”

“Brother? Hey, you perverted, shy guy with glasses, what is Brother anyway? What did you teach the cat-girl…”

I think it’s because she used to sit on my lap and watch animations when she was still a cat.

“Hold on, Orange… Mm, naked?”

Before I could refute, Xiao Hai Tang discovered the issue herself.

“That’s why I called you to ask for women’s underwear.”

“Huh, how could I know if you don’t explain? I thought you had awakened a liking for crossdressing and planned to wear them yourself.”

No jokes, I, Cháng Kǎi, a seven-foot-tall man, will never wear women’s clothing in my lifetime.

She picked up the paper bag beside her feet and handed it to Orange.

“Here, besides underwear, there’s also a dress. These were originally prepared for Chairman, so they’re a bit old. Wear them for now, and I’ll take you shopping for new clothes later.”

What is this for? Do you really think I’m going to become a crossdressing boss?

“Thank you, Hai Tang sister!”

Orange hugged the paper bag and entered the bathroom.

“…I wonder how much mental struggle and delusion you went through to bring these things to my house after hanging up on me.”

“There’s no help for it. After all, Chairman, you took off your glasses, and even I, a girl, seem less impressive standing next to you. I’ve always thought it wouldn’t be strange if you awakened this interest someday. After all, you confessed to that ‘campus beauty’ the day before yesterday, right?”

“I had no idea Tan Linhua was a boy! I thought he was mistakenly placed in the girls’ class.”

“Do you think the teachers are fools? How could they place a girl in the boys’ school?”

“! Wait, hold on! Why do you know about the boys’ school?”

“Don’t underestimate the gossip level of the girls’ school. In the eyes of the girls at Bìyáng Girls’ School, the pitiful boys in the boys’ school exist merely to provide gossip material and romantic pairings. By the way, Zhao Zhao is an exception, with campus legends like ‘saying that man’s name will get you pregnant.'”

To become a living campus legend, how many times did he try to invade the girls’ lily garden?

Considering that pervert’s level of perversion, it’s understandable that the girls are scared. But don’t the girls’ schools have health classes? Getting pregnant just by saying someone’s name, that’s something even Voldemort can’t do. Does Zhao Zhao have a spell called “Avada Pregnant”?

“Hai Tang sister, no way!”

A scream came from the bathroom.

“What’s wrong?”

“This bustier is too small! I can’t fit it!”

“… (Depressed)”

“It’s fine, Xiao Hai Tang. Brother can clearly tell you, ‘poverty of bust is a rare value.'”

Then I was kicked away by the black belt third-degree Rider Kick.

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Interlude One: Zhao Zhao’s Strange Adventure

“According to plan!”

Coming out of Chairman’s house, I could no longer suppress my surging emotions, my expression gradually resembling that of Light Yagami.

“Hahaha! Although I don’t fully understand what Orange is saying, how could this divine power that turns people into beautiful girls distort the desires of a teenage boy in a boys’ school? Although I regret the lack of a chest, I look like a beautiful girl now, right? Which means those forbidden areas are open to me!

Not only can I enter lingerie stores, but I can also freely enter women’s bathrooms, but the place I truly want to go is Bìyáng Girls’ School!

Yes, countless times, as a man, I have attempted to climb over the walls between the boys’ and girls’ schools, hoping to enter the forbidden garden where lilies bloom, and meet a pretty and cute girl for a romantic encounter… but I was always stopped by the diligent security guards and beaten up.

By the way, even the security guards at Bìyáng Girls’ School are athletic big sisters. I wonder what Principal Huángfǔ Yuèhuá was thinking.

But undoubtedly…

“Undoubtedly, now, I hold the future in my hands!”

“Mama, that sister’s expression is so scary.”

“Don’t stare at others… Eh, how pitiful that young girl is, going crazy at such a young age.”

…I was pointed out by a little girl passing by. By the way, that lady’s words are really harsh.

While we are indeed in a rural area, thanks to a certain architectural genius, our entire village looks like a luxurious villa town. So, the developers began constructing neighborhoods and supporting communities around our village, developing a large community centered around our urban-rural fringe, making even the village’s farmhouses valuable.

The topic has veered off, but in any case, there are several commercial squares near our village, and I am currently inside one of them, the Wàn O Square.

Hesitantly pacing in front of the lingerie store, I don’t know how to enter naturally… Normally, how do ordinary girls browse lingerie stores?

“Little sister, is this your first time buying intimate undergarments alone? Do you need help from an older sister?”

Gentle words interrupted my thoughts. The shop assistant with wavy hair seemed to misunderstand the reason for my hesitation, approaching me with a business-like smile, revealing a deep cleavage as she leaned forward.

This was supposed to be a welfare event that would make my blood boil, but a sense of envy sprang up in my heart…

What’s wrong with you, Zhao Zhao? Don’t lose to the divine power!

“In fact, this is my first time buying lingerie…” I rubbed my fingers, feeling somewhat nervous.

Of course, this was the truth. Without Chairman’s magical notebook, I would never have come here to buy lingerie.

Upon hearing this, the shop assistant glanced at my chest.

“I see…”

She suddenly realized something and smiled more broadly… Ah, where does this sense of humiliation come from…

“Don’t lack confidence, little sister. Even girls with micro-busts need to wear bras; otherwise, it will hurt… Let me show you what we have in the store.”

The shop assistant pulled my arm into the store. Warm lights illuminated the orderly shelves, displaying various bras and socks, and even mannequins dressed in bras.

Being a lingerie store, the entire space seemed to exude a seductive aura, making me feel a bit embarrassed.

“Found it! Little sister, you can try this one. It’s designed specifically for girls like you, cute style, pure cotton, no underwire.”

It was simply a white satin wrap-around bra, completely in a girly style, without any hint of sensuality.

Although it’s not my type, my chest doesn’t have many options.

How envious, I wish I had a chest like the shop assistant’s…

Even if I weren’t like Zhao Zhao, I would still be envious!

“Then let’s take this one.”

“Huh? You’ve decided already? Bras can be tried on.”

“Try it on!?”

Right! Try it on! My gaze fell on a small curtain in a corner of the store… Gulp (swallowing saliva)…

“Remember, you can only try on the bra part.”

Following the shop assistant’s reminder, I carried the cute item into the fitting room.

How many girls undress and change bras in here? Are there hidden cameras somewhere?

Chairman’s bathroom doesn’t have a full-length mirror, but fitting rooms in lingerie stores are standard.

The girl in the mirror removed her loose hoodie and short-sleeved shirt, revealing porcelain-white skin. Her slender hands crossed in front of her petite chest, seemingly shy about exposing her body.

She lowered her head, her cheeks as red as ripe peaches, lightly biting her lips, her watery eyes filled with emotion, looking at me through the mirror.

This naive yet sensual pose, this pure yet enticing face, made me want to bite her…

Bite what?

Bite the mirror? After all, this is just myself.

Though this girl is so adorable, so uniquely mine, I feel no desire, not even shyness, covering my face.

When the bra with floral trim was successfully worn, a sense of indescribable safety crept into my heart.

Ha, comfortable, but it looks a bit young, like a tall little loli. If only it could be more mature.

Can I truly remain as calm as a clear mirror when facing a girl’s body?

Is this still Zhao Zhao?

Maybe after this state is lifted, I will return to normal.

Because of this comfort and safety, the bra was not taken off. I put on my clothes and left the fitting room.

“Just this one.”

“Oh, planning to take it? It’s best to wash intimate undergarments before wearing them. Would you like to buy a whole set?”

The shop assistant held another pair of panties of the same style, asking, such a small size, can I fit into it?

“Yes, I want a whole set. Also, I need another one… It’s for a roommate. I don’t know the size, but she’s a bit bigger, about this size.” I drew a circle with my finger, trying to describe Orange’s size. Honestly, this size is approximate, as she wears Chairman’s sports clothes, and I haven’t touched her directly, only guessing based on the clothes.

I should have brought Orange along. Why did she stay at home naked while I didn’t? There’s no difference between men’s underwear and nakedness anyway!

Well, I know the reason… I have a small chest, I’m guilty…

“Alright, I understand. Actually, some bras have elasticity and can fit within a size range.”

“Then… then pick one that’s simple for me. Thanks.”

“Oh, sister, I’m the shop assistant. These are my duties. Little sister, relax, don’t be so tense.”

The shop assistant quickly packed a set of beige bras, including panties, into a bag with a logo.

“The one you’re wearing is 189 yuan, your roommate’s is 149 yuan, in total… 338 yuan.”

“Eh! Why? Isn’t my set made of less fabric?”

“Because your set is a custom-made micro-bust style. Such targeted products tend to be more expensive.”

Being poor-chested is already so pitiful… Why do I have to spend more money than others? This reality is truly cruel.

I must find Chairman to reimburse me!

“Alright, mission accomplished, ready to go… No, since I’m here, let me browse a bit more.”

Looking at the colorful clothing stores nearby, I suddenly found it hard to leave.

Indeed, girls would rather shop, right?

But I shouldn’t be considered a girl, should I?