Chapter 65

Episode 65. Faction Sentiment (4)

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Title: WTF, why are these guys like this?

Author: Beloved Child

Content: [Confused toad image]

I joined the Earth Federation, but these guys aren’t the Great Crusade type, huh?

I proudly shouted “Xenos scum,” but they started cursing me instead, WTF;;;

And when I saw the so-called Federation building, there were aliens like Kanfu and some monster-looking things roaming around.

Like, seriously, what is this?

Comments:

-[It’s the Earth Federation, not the Human Empire.]

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

-[Another newbie got tricked.]

-[Seems like this version of the Earth Federation is leaning toward alien neutrality.]

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Title: MUST READ) For those who chose or are about to choose the Earth Federation

Author: Heisenberg

Content: [Earth Federation propaganda poster]

Unlike what the Great Crusade fanatics slandered,

This version of the Earth Federation is more like the rational, Galaxy Trek-style planetary federation.

What this means is, unless there’s a coup event that changes the Federation’s stance,

If you go around massacring Xenos, you’re gonna get your head smashed in.

Comments:

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

-[Xeno haters are crying.]

-[This isn’t the Earth Federation I know!]

-[Where’s my Great Crusade…?]

-[Your Great Crusade is right here.]

-[Image of a box with a hole drawn on it.jpg]

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Title: WTF, is this Earth Federation some PC-infested place now?

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Cat-eared female character]

Why are these furry freaks popping up?

Where’s the nation solely for humans?

Comments:

-[Freak… how dare you!]

-[Calling cat ears “furry”? Go die.]

-[Can’t even tell Xenos from cat ears? Go die for real.]

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The Earth Federation, which seemed like it would shout “Xenos scum” and “Kill the Xenos,” turned out to be the complete opposite—a neutral-alien nation.

Some of the early Xeno-haters were seen crying and suffering in real-time on the gallery.

But since the “unexpected” situation was the same for everyone else,

At least the Xenos-scum friends who chose the Earth Federation didn’t seem to feel lonely.

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Title: Kanfu loves peace, aliens, and is kind?

Author: Kantapiya Colombia

Content: [Arrogant elf diplomat looking down]

They started off by being rude,

And then demanded we destroy some of the neighboring factions’ bases and fleets if we wanted to join their faction.

Did I meet nomadic elves instead of civilized ones?

Comments:

-[LOLOLOLOLOL]

-[Isn’t that just a reward for being looked down on?]

-[They weren’t just looking down—they brought battleships and aimed their cannons at our base.] (Author)

-[It’s SF-style gunboat diplomacy.]

-[LOLOLOLOLOL]

-[Diplomacy (physical)]

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Title: WTF, why does Kanfu look like that?

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Western-style elf-faced alien]

Are they supposed to be handsome/beautiful? Like, Western-style corset-wearing handsome/beautiful?

Why do the so-called Kanfu look like Southeast Asian goblins?

And despite looking like idiots, they talk with such arrogance.

I wanna beat the crap out of them and cut their throats, but they’ve got battleship cannons aimed at me, so I’ll hold back.

Comments:

-[But you still love Kanfu, right?]

-[Control your anger.]

-[Anyway, it’s Kanfu, let’s have a drink~]

-[They look so Yankee-style, it’s hard to even look at them.]

-[Their looks and actions scream imperialist.]

-[Imperialist Western elves, WTF.]

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The Kanfu-lovers are screaming over the appearance of “Yankee-style” elves popping out of a weeb game.

Where did all the peace and alien neutrality from the propaganda go?

The alien-neutralists are losing their minds over the blatant imperialist tendencies of the space Kanfu (Western version) Empire (?).

Following the Xeno-haters who got nuked, the gallery is now filled with chaos.

He was scribbling a lament on the forum.

And for the other factions, the situation was completely different from what they had expected.

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Title: Hey, monsters are smarter than you think, huh?

Author: Angra Mainyu

Content: [A monster with tentacle eyes wearing a silk hat holding a teacup]

So, the smaller monsters in the fleet or the melee units on the ships are just as brainless as we thought.

But the larger monsters in the fleet, or the ones we’d consider superhuman, seem to be even smarter than us.

At first, I tried to be friendly and mimicked their monster sounds, but that silk-hat-eyed guy told me my speech was vulgar and suggested we talk in human language.

And then we started chatting about this and that, but why does a monster know more about political science than me?

I mean, I was a political science major in my past life, damn it!

Comments:

– [Getting owned by a monster…]

– [Why are they so smart?]

– [It’s because you didn’t go through the proper academic process.]

– [Oh, I see now… (Author)]

– [Come to grad school, you’ll understand.]

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Title: The characteristics of monsters as felt by a noob.txt

Author: Chippychippybbabby

Content: [A horned male and female character with glaring eyes and a blank expression]

How should I put this?

It’s really hard to explain, but if I had to sum it up:

Some of the humanoid monsters are as smart as mentioned in the post above, but the rest are just humanoid in appearance and are total idiots.

But it’s hilarious to see how the eye monsters or tentacle monsters manage to command and use those idiots.

Oh, and those eye monsters and tentacle blobs are way smarter than we imagined.

I asked them to prove the Riemann hypothesis, and they just scribbled it out with their tentacles and showed me.

Comments:

– [Why are you posting this now instead of sharing the proof?]

– [How did they prove the Riemann hypothesis?]

– [What?]

– [I’m dying, take a screenshot quick!]

– [They showed it once and then erased it, so it’s gone now.]

– [From now on, you’re officially dumber than a tentacle blob.]

– [The space monsters turning users into clowns…]

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The monsters, far smarter and more gentlemanly than imagined, left both those who chose them and those who were watching in a state of confusion.

Amidst all this, those who chose pirates…

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Title: If you chose pirates, you win☆, thumbs up lol

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [A handsome pirate ship captain taking off his shirt]

Kyaaaaah

A hot oppa chest party, thumbs up lololololololol

Comments:

– [Do girls even play this game?]

– [Yeah, but less than 10%, and yet they’re popping up here.]

– [My eyes…]

– [Chest party gets a thumbs up.]

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Title: Why are pirate ship captains prettier than elves?

Author: Genghis Khan

Content: [A curly-haired beauty in pirate attire]

I was going to go with an elf, but it didn’t feel right, so I chose pirates. Why are all the pirate ship captains so damn pretty?

Damn it!!!

Job satisfaction just skyrocketed, man.

Comments:

– [Why only us?]

– [Pirates are living the dream, damn it.]

– [Lolololol]

– [The Kanfu guys are just crying over there.]

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For some reason, the characters here are more “attractive” and have just the right amount of “exposure” compared to other factions.

The other factions, especially Kan-fu, which tried to attract attention with their looks, were being mocked relentlessly.