Chapter 63

Page Thirteen: Target Water World!

Since Tan Linhua hadn’t replied to my messages, I originally thought she didn’t intend to go.

Unexpectedly, after helping bring Old Dad home with Wu Qinglan, she actually sent me a message confirming her participation. This way, Yan Liuzhuan was also confirmed to attend.

If you think about it carefully, it’s clear why she hesitated for so long. Part of the reason was definitely our agreement.

On the other hand, water parks aren’t exactly friendly environments for someone like Tan Linhua, who is a cross-dresser.

Think about it: wearing swimsuits that expose large areas of skin, unable to hide a male physique; under the impact of water, makeup can’t hide anything either.

Forget about cross-dressers, even girls who don’t have great figures or looks probably wouldn’t want to go.

Once at the water park, even if mentally she hasn’t taken off her mask, her body will be exposed. She would descend from being a cross-dresser to a transvestite.

I figured there might still be spots available on Xiaohaitang’s group ticket.

“Qinglan, do you have time tomorrow?”

“Yes, what did you have in mind?”

“Right, how about we go to that newly built water park? There are still some spots left on my friend’s group ticket.”

“Is it that Water World!” I saw excitement in his eyes, then he scratched his head, and his expression turned awkward again: “Water parks, I’d rather not. Today’s flyers haven’t been distributed yet, I’ll go distribute them at the underground shopping street tomorrow.”

What! He was actually giving up on the water park filled with beaches, swimsuits, breasts, and beautiful girls, to go distribute flyers in the crowded underground shopping street during summer break?

Could Wu Qinglan be a homosexual?

Or maybe someone who says, “I have no interest in real women, I just need XXX to be my wife!”

By the way, XXX changes every three months.

(All I need is platelets to be my wife!)

In any case, since he said he wouldn’t go, I won’t push it.

That night, my mind was full of swimsuits and breasts, and I couldn’t sleep well all night.

Also, because I slept too late, the alarm clock couldn’t wake me up; Xiaohaitang and Zhao Zhao dragged me out of bed.

Yes, they dragged me.

They forcibly pulled my legs, dragging me from the bed to the floor. If the carpet weren’t soft, my head would have hit the ground pretty hard.

They dragged me into the bathroom to wash up. It felt so real.

Don’t ask me how they got in; it’s obvious that Zhao Zhao brought Xiaohaitang through the window.

Xiaolei aside, Zhao Zhao’s build could easily break my old air conditioner’s outdoor unit.

Xiaohaitang has gotten a bit tanner recently. This girl must have spent a lot of time outdoors this summer, but her wheat-colored skin is quite popular and shows good health.

Zhao Zhao looks very gaunt, with a haggard face and grayish-black pupils. He seems much older, like a traveler who has crossed the Taklamakan Desert, severely zombie-like.

Cram school is terrifying! Cram school!

“Hurry up and get downstairs, everyone’s waiting for you.”

“Everyone?”

“Yeah, I have a private car today.”

I brushed my teeth and looked out the balcony.

The private car Xiaohaitang mentioned was a silver Wuling Hongguang, an eight-seater minivan, parked right in front of my house.

Rushing to wash up, I didn’t even have time for breakfast. I grabbed my backpack and was pushed down the stairs by Xiaohaitang, as if my butt was a soccer ball and she was dribbling like Messi.

This woman is too rough. She’ll never find a boyfriend.

For some reason, she suddenly increased the pressure on my leg… believe me, I could lie down and fake a fall, my acting skills rival Neymar’s.

Opening the door of the Wuling Hongguang, a scruffy-looking guy with messy hair was sitting in the driver’s seat, looking to be in his early thirties. Probably the private driver Xiaohaitang found.

The three girls sitting in the back row were definitely Xiaohaitang’s student council members, though I couldn’t call their names. I had seen them before during the “Lost Moonlight infiltration operation.”

It’s hard to imagine that a few middle school girls could gather such advanced equipment and even forge IDs!

They seem quite different from the typical middle school students I know.

Although they will become real high school students next year.

“Big Brother! You’re too slow!”

Orange was lying on the back of the second-row seat, wagging her orange tail, chatting happily with the girls in the back. When she saw me, she half-turned and shouted.

“Sorry, sorry, I was so excited thinking about going out, I slept very late last night.”

Xiaohaitang naturally didn’t miss the chance to tease me, striking my neck with her hand.

“Are you still a primary school kid before spring outing?”

“Gua!”

Ouch, wait a minute!

Usually, teasing doesn’t involve hitting such a dangerous spot as the neck, does it?

So the empty seats are in the second row and the passenger seat.

Fortunately, Tan Linhua and Yan Liuzhuan are already waiting separately, otherwise, it would be awkward.

Zhao Zhao was about to get in when Xiaohaitang yanked him out by the belt, almost making him sit on the ground.

“You should sit in the passenger seat.”

“Huh? Why?”

“Of course, you’re so big, sitting in the back would compress everyone else’s space.”

Actually, I originally planned to sit in the passenger seat, but it feels awkward sitting close to girls, even brushing arms feels uncomfortable, considering the gender differences.

Even though Xiaohaitang usually doesn’t mind physical contact, if I suddenly hugged her, she would definitely blush and scold me, then beat me up.

So now Xiaohaitang and Orange are squeezing me. At least sitting next to Orange is fun.

Because of her tail, Orange prefers to kneel on the seat rather than sit normally.

Her playful tail occasionally taps my face, slides over my nose, and fills the air with a soft citrus fragrance.

Hmm, does Orange use shampoo or shower gel to wash her tail?

Since we’re going to change into swimsuits at the water park later, Orange and Xiaohaitang dressed simply today. Orange wore striped T-shirts and shorts, while Xiaohaitang wore a white T-shirt and suspenders, without those thigh-high socks or patchwork socks.

As soon as the Wuling Hongguang started, Xiaohaitang also turned around, imitating Orange, leaning against the back of the seat.

“Chang Kai.” She pointed at me with her thumb, “Well, you three already know him, after all, the previous operation centered around him.”

Then she looked at me and began introducing her three classmates and student council colleagues.

First is the short-haired girl behind her. From another perspective, her ability to pull off such short hair means her features are exceptionally outstanding.

“Bei Qiaojue, a student council member. As the overall committee chairman of the sports department, her athletic abilities are incredible. That’s her public identity.”

What does “public identity” mean? What exactly does your student council do?

“She’s actually the leader of my intelligence department, proactive. The hidden earphones and camera glasses were obtained through her connections.”

What kind of connections could get such things?

Why does a student council made up of middle school girls need an intelligence department?

After Xiaohaitang finished, Bei Qiaojue gave me a two-finger salute, rubbing her temple.

“Bonjour, I love making friends with everyone. It’s fine if you take off your glasses, we all know you’re pretty.”

Oh no, this girl is so cool.

She’s an outgoing social type, which I’m not good at dealing with!

“Oh, I’ll keep them on for now.”

At least with them on, I won’t be mistaken for a girl.

“Just a reminder, many water park activities don’t allow wearing glasses.”

“I know.”

Hmph, I’m not stupid. I’ve already anticipated that situation, so I brought diving goggles, the square and old-fashioned kind.

After introducing Bei Qiaojue, the next one is the girl with messy hair playing a game console behind me. She has a small, rabbit-like appearance, looking a bit timid and unwilling to participate in social activities.

But because she’s cute, this hesitant demeanor actually increases her popularity.

“Feng Cangyu, the student council treasurer. Don’t let her appearance fool you; she’s a famous online game streamer, although she has social anxiety in real life, but…”

Xiaohaitang changed her tone, a glint in her eye.

“However, whether as the treasurer or a game streamer, these are all just her cover identities! In reality, she’s a world-class top-tier hacker! She even got your ID.”

“Oh! That’s amazing!” I genuinely felt impressed, but hacking into national information databases is illegal, better not do it again.

“… For Big Sister, this is nothing.”

Big Sister refers to Xiaohaitang. Xiao Cangyu seems to be Xiaohaitang’s loyal follower.

“Oh, the driver now is Cangyu’s brother, Feng Wu. He came along because he’s worried about his sister, well, I got a private car for free.”

“Pleased to meet you.”

Probably hearing Xiaohaitang mention him, Feng Wu nodded at me through the rearview mirror.

“Siblings? There’s a big age gap, isn’t there?”

Xiao Cangyu seems uninterested in this topic, ignoring me and continuing to play her game… This child is a bit unlovable.

“Xiao Cangyu is 16, Feng Wu is 21 this year. It’s not uncommon for siblings to have such a big age difference, right?”

The girl with pigtails behind Orange nudged Xiao Cangyu’s head and answered for her.

But the driver is only 21?

He looks like he’s at least 30. Could it be the messy hair and beard that misled me?

“Yang Qi, the vice president of the student council. As you can see, she’s a very traditional literary beauty. This time, no twists, she’s the customizer for various operations, my strategist.”

At first glance, it’s hard to associate her with the role of a strategist. She seems more like someone who would bump into doors when entering a convenience store.

“Don’t doubt it, she’s an international chess grandmaster, incredibly strong.”

I don’t understand chess, but the title of grandmaster sounds impressive.

Cool Bei Qiaojue, introverted Feng Cangyu, and wise Yang Qi.

These three are likely Xiaohaitang’s “Three Ravens.”

In other words, these rare beauties are unapproachable from the start.

They belong to Lady Xiaohaitang’s harem.