Chapter 607

So…Twin Fish Director got attacked and turned into a kid? After barely figuring out what happened through the conversation between Leon and Big Sister Stool, the cleaners who were just running around had no choice but to reluctantly regroup.

“Twin Fish…Your Excellency.”

A Female Cleaner from Aries Division cautiously approached a bit closer, then shouted from five meters away:

“It’s no longer safe here. The enemy who attacked you could return at any moment. Could you please send us back immediately?”

“Okay~!”

Upon hearing the Female Cleaner’s request, the child version of Twin Fish Director drowsily nodded, then grabbed onto Leon’s pants leg, responding somewhat nervously:

“What should Mimi do to send all of you back?”

Ah? Confused by Twin Fish Director’s counter-question, the Female Cleaner from Aries Division couldn’t help but open her mouth before tentatively saying: “Just…use your anomalous item to send us all back.”

“Okay~.”

After nodding again in agreement, Twin Fish Director swung her slightly crooked horn braid and blinked her big eyes as she asked:

“So which anomalous item should Mimi activate to send all of you back?”

“…”

It’s over!

After listening to the exchange between the Female Cleaner from Aries Division and Mimi, the hearts of all the cleaners felt like they’d been doused with a bucket of icy water in the dead of winter, chilled to the bone.

Given Twin Fish Director’s current state, it wasn’t just that her soul strength had significantly dropped; even if her power was stronger than when she was in her old man form, with her current level of mentality, there was no way she could perform properly.

And worse still, with Twin Fish Director’s power plummeting and the attacker possibly returning at any time, they were all still trapped in the Dream Realm, with no idea how to get back…

“Mimi.”

Leon, who understood this just as well, thought for a moment and immediately asked:

“What anomalous items do you have on hand? Can you let me take a look?”

According to the intelligence currently available, they all arrived in the Dream Realm via the [Theater Dream Color Fungus Sapling], and Twin Fish Director should be in possession of the [Theater Dream Color Fungus Mother Plant] or the fragment of Paradise Lost where the mother plant grows.

The thing keeping all the cleaners trapped in the Dream Realm should be one of these two anomalous items. If he could use his abilities to locate these two items, and temporarily gain control of them using [Unfair Serpent Contract], he should be able to forcibly send everyone back.

Unfortunately, although Leon quickly came up with a solution, it was immediately rejected by Twin Fish Director.

“This is not possible!”

As if triggered by some keyword, Mimi instantly let go of Leon’s pants leg and covered the side pocket of her little skirt, shaking her two horn braids as she insisted:

“Joan told me that no matter who asks for my anomalous items, I absolutely cannot give them!”

“I’m not asking for them, just borrowing them to take a look.”

“Joan said even looking isn’t allowed!”

“If I can just take a look at your anomalous items, I might be able to send everyone back.”

“But…”

Hearing this, Twin Fish Director hesitated for a moment but ultimately shook her little head and refused:

“No no, Joan is definitely right! What she tells Mimi not to do must be for Mimi’s own good!”

“…”

“Joan is Bessie~!”

What the heck is Bessie… Wait, could it be Taurus Director? Is that really Taurus Director’s name?

Ah, wait! Never mind what Taurus Director’s name is, I was just thinking that, I didn’t say it out loud! How did you know what I was thinking? “Because Mimi has a very strong anomalous item~”

Once again, using some unknown method, Twin Fish Director “read” Leon’s thoughts and proudly declared: “The anomalous item Bessie made for me is called [Eyes of a Child]. It allows Mimi to see through the ‘dirty adults’ and their thoughts about Mimi. And if someone approaches with bad intentions and tries to hurt Mimi, Mimi will be sent directly back to Bessie.”

“…”

I get it. This [Eyes of a Child] must be the “safeguard” given to her by Taurus Director.

After exchanging a glance with Twin Fish Director’s clear, transparent eyes, Leon immediately realized that this path was probably not going to work. Although her mentality has reverted to that of a child, Twin Fish Director’s “thought imprint” was deeply ingrained.

His [Good Brother] badge could increase her trust in him, but it couldn’t compare to their decades-long relationship with Taurus Director. As for trying to deceive her…

“Only bad children lie! If you lie to Mimi, Mimi will dislike you.”

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I haven’t even started lying yet, and I’ve already received a warning about being disliked. Forget about lying…

Avoiding Twin Fish Director’s pure gaze, Leon frowned tightly, suppressing a strange sense of guilt and stopped talking, instead pondering other methods.

Seeing that he hadn’t gone berserk and started eating people, and with Twin Fish Director nearby overseeing, the cleaners finally gathered back together, clustering closer to Mimi and farther from Leon, imploring in chorus: “Twin Fish Your Excellency, why don’t you let him take a quick look at your anomalous item?”

“Nope, Bessie would be mad.”

“Who’s Bessie?”

“Bessie is the understanding cow~!”

“Ah this…”

“Twin Fish Your Excellency! You may be right not to trust him, but you can trust me!”

“No, your soul smells a bit off.”

“Then can I? I…”

“Not only does your soul smell, it also reeks.”

“ヽ(；Д｀)？？？”

After a series of bizarre and utterly awkward exchanges, one by one, the cleaners trying to coax the child failed, and not a single person managed to trick their way into getting a “ticket” home.

And perhaps annoyed by the “smelly” adults surrounding her, Twin Fish Director pouted and pulled out a delicate little conch shell from her skirt pocket, puffing her cheeks and blowing it with force.

“Poo poo poo poo…”

A series of dream bubbles were blown out of the conch and burst successively. And the cleaners who were surrounding her, trying to persuade her incessantly, even resorting to moral coercion, were horrified to discover that their mouths had disappeared entirely.

This disappearance wasn’t just the forced closure of the upper and lower lips; from the lips to the teeth, tongue, and throat, every organ that could be called a mouth was instantly replaced by new muscle and nerve tissue, as if the organ known as the mouth had never existed in the first place.

“You smelly adults aren’t allowed to surround Mimi!”

After angrily warning the terrified cleaners, Twin Fish Director looked left and right, decided Leon smelled better, and moved closer to him, saying unhappily: “You all… Huh?”

(The chapter ends here.)