Chapter 60

The Head of the Gallery Marketplace is updated twice a day.

However, the marketplace items were random except for a few fixed products.

In other words, I had to wait endlessly for the item I wanted to appear.

But now, I can receive what I want by combining excluded items from the marketplace?

– Are they selling excluded items too?

– Golden Olive sounds already fantastic.

– Has the Full-Peel Elf Mint Chocolate been completely released yet!!!!

Nani??? Why are we talking about food?

[Title: This EU is Absolutely Required to Stick Your Head into the Ongoing Wiki Crisis]

Hello, it’s Gallum, who fancies himself a foodie.

As you know, the marketplace items are top-notch.

The ingredients are goat, and the taste is goat.

Things sold by the Head of the Gallery for 1 Mana Pill could easily be worth over 1,000 Mana Pills in the black market.

In other words, you can’t even buy them with money.

There are even dishes that can’t be made in this era due to their variety.

So, I can choose one of the dishes that hasn’t been listed in the marketplace yet?

Honestly, if it were possible to taste it, there would be plenty of Gallums willing to trade half their lifespan for it.

So, what I want to say is this:

(While writing a meme for the wiki)

Ah, haha, I’ll take the bulgogi burger set please.

– Based on marketplace standards, tasteless food >>>> top-quality meals in reality.

– It’s true that there are tons of ingredients that I wouldn’t even be able to see in normal life… yep.

– Golden Olive ← I absolutely must eat this somehow.

– Does tuna look like something to mess around with?

Nani? Tuna? The super premium ingredient that you might find if you barely survive after praying hard at sea.

What even is the Head of the Gallery? Where does he get these things?

The announcement had more impact than expected.

Even if I just held onto my money, it wouldn’t make sense.

“Did I underestimate the marketplace too much?”

Until now, my interest was merely in the new system, but now it’s like an industrial revolution happening.

More than a hundred documents were modified or updated within a minute, and intellectuals like scholars and magicians were sitting on the wiki instead of conducting research, treating the documents like they were writing a thesis.

– Head of the Gallery*) I’m scared, we’re all gonna die.

Nani? New document: death

Nani? Death/Overview: Death refers to the end of a living being’s life.

Nani? This is mass madness!

The participation rate in the event was tremendous.

But in comparison, the rewards were limited.

1. Most document writers

2. Popular document writers

3. Most memes and video attachments

In fact, there were only these three fields to win in total.

It was the worst competition with only three winners allowed.

– I really want to eat Golden Olive Chicken.

– My wish in life is to eat something like that just once.

– How delicious could that be?

– Just looking at it makes me happy, seriously.

And yet, the excitement showed no signs of fading…

“Is it because of the marketplace?”

As modern food was introduced into another world, Gallums’ cravings for modern cuisine grew stronger.

Maybe it’s because this is a destroyed world; there are even people who dream of eating this kind of food from time to time.

Thanks to that, all sorts of situations began to unfold.

[Document/Adrian Confidential]

Overview: Deals with military secrets, diplomatic secrets, or secret passage locations within the castle.

Viewing Conditions

10,000 Views = Low-level Confidentiality Released

100,000 Views = Moderate-level Confidentiality Released

Over 1,000,000 Views = Highest-level Confidentiality Released

Author: Life Goal – Eat Golden Olive

– Huh?

– What are you doing, dude?

– Head of the Gallery! Head of the Gallery!!!

Immediately, a villain had appeared aiming for the “most viewed information writer” among the winning categories.

Fortunately, that document was caught by the World Tree just as it was nearing 9,900 views.

Just as a document appeared to be classified, luckily, the World Tree deleted it at the speed of light.

[This document has been deleted.]

– 137.7.32) (I just killed it)

Nani? You already killed it, didn’t you?

Nani? Stop, it’s already a corpse!

Nani? 137.7.32 (I just killed it)

“No way, this is insane…”

Is eating delicious things a priority over national secrets?

No matter how messed up Adrian became with the Black Plague and all, this just wasn’t right.

[30-Day Ban Period]

[Ban Reason: Cool off for a bit]

After a demonstration ban, it seemed the heat finally calmed down a bit.

So the focus of the Gallums turned to the top category: Most Document Writers.

But sadly, the field was already monopolized by one person.

[137.7.32’s written documents… 142 Articles]

“Oh wow.”

Right away, the World Tree administrator, 137.7.32, showed overwhelming document writing skills in less than a day.

– 137.7.32) (Praise it!)

There were countless branches as large as the World Tree to create documents.

It seems that with the unique thought process of a divine tree, they could organize multiple thoughts simultaneously.

Of course, some resistance was inevitable.

Even the shy elves were mixing in to say a word in the presence of the World Tree.

Everyone seemed to have an intense desire for the products I offered, but…

– Is there a chance for the wiki administrator to participate?

– That’s cheating!

– Give me equal opportunity!

Nani? 137.7.32) (Bring water. Con)

Nani? 137.7.32) (Die, elves. Con)

Nani? Hieeek

Nani? Heeek

Fists were closer than words.

In the end, all that remained were the most viewed document writers and those who attached memes and videos.

And surprisingly, the popular document writer was someone I knew, no, an elf.

[Full-Peel Elf’s Document Views – 142,132 Times]

Full-Peel Elf: Did you see it!

Full-Peel Elf: The Golden Olive Chicken is now mine!!!

Head of the Gallery*: Gasp!

It was indeed the Deputy of the Gallery, Full-Peel Elf.

The topic Full-Peel Elf covered wasn’t else but the Elard incident/documentation.

With all sorts of incidents from the mutated deer to the Bone Dragon and the Elard invasion war recently.

But until now, Elard’s situation had only been conveyed through real-time posts and memes.

So there were Gallums who missed out or wanted to know again, but Full-Peel Elf had revealed firsthand experiences and memes as the person involved, gaining a lot of views.

“I might actually win this thing?”

There was a difference of over 50,000 views from the one below.

If this continued, the likelihood of Full-Peel Elf winning was high.

[10 Seconds Until the Competition Deadline…]

Full-Peel Elf: Let’s go~

The half-confident Full-Peel Elf was basking in joy, waiting for the countdown.

And with the end of the competition, the winners’ nicknames were proudly displayed on the main screen!

1. Most Document Writers = 137.7.32

2. Popular Document Writers = Healthy God

3. Most Memes and Video Attachments = Carbonated Hooligan

Full-Peel Elf: ?

A name I never expected was proudly among the winners.

*

[Title: Winning Appreciation ^^]

Author: Healthy God

(Picture of glistening Golden Olive Chicken)

(A picture of someone taking a bite)

Ah… seriously…

It’s so delicious that it almost brings tears to my eyes.

How can such a flavor even exist?

Thank you all for your immense interest!

Especially, a huge thanks to Head of the Gallery! ^^

[9999 Recommendations] [1 Dislike]

– Wow, I knew it!!!!

– I don’t mind losing this time!

– You can take my Golden Olive; take my Golden Olive; take my Golden Olive!

– Seriously, wow… for real haha

– Full-Peel Elf) I-I’m so ticked off!!! Just DROP DEAD!!!!!

One hour before the competition deadline.

The Affectionate Konik’s Drying Machine wrote a document.

The topic was none other than Healthy God himself.

He uploaded several memes he had posted before and a new one-minute video using the new video feature.

That settled the match.

[Healthy God’s Document Views – 5,423,121 Times]

It was an overwhelming victory.

In the end, the Golden Olive went to Healthy God, and Full-Peel Elf collapsed in despair.

[Administrator Chat Room]

Full-Peel Elf: This world is… trash…

Head of the Gallery*: Why aren’t you attaching it?

Full-Peel Elf: This world is… trash…

I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire: Silly Elf.

But there was no comfort.

In the cold administrator chat room.

The successor, I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire, couldn’t dare intervene, and I, being the Head of the Gallery.

Deep loneliness seeped from Full-Peel Elf’s words.

“Well, I’m sure he’ll be happy when I send this as payment for the work he did as Deputy soon.”

Of course, I didn’t just plan to tease him.

I had made up my mind to send it soon and looked at the next winner.

Most Memes and Video Attachments = Carbonated Hooligan.

The unexpectedly awarded Gallum boldly took his box of zero cola.

[Title: sax]

Author: Carbonated Hooligan

(A box of zero cola piled up at home)

sax.

(Shot with a zero cola in one hand)

sax.

[6232 Recommendations] [6212 Dislikes]

– Damn…

– I’m really jealous of you, you jerk.

– Wow… look at the amount of cola, damn;

– This is an entirely new type of cola…

Nani? One sip would be great to try…

– But why zero?

Nani? I’m curious about that.

Nani? Well, at least cola is definitely delicious…

Nani? Head of the Gallery*) Oh, that means it’s sugar-free

Nani? Author) ?

Nani? Why???

Nani? Why not include that precious thing?

Nani? Head of the Gallery*) To stay healthy? I’m not sure myself.

Nani? Haha, this is legendary!

Nani? How well-off must one be to leave out sugar for health reasons? Hahaha

Nani? Author) SSibal

Nani? Haha, the author is weeping ㅋㅋ

Nani? That’s not it ㅇㅇ…

Nani? But still, it must be incredibly delicious!

The World Tree required nothing less than supplements…

No, they confidently demanded my photo.

– 137.7.32) (The World Tree with an outstretched hand, confidently requesting)

Nani? 137.7.32) (Pointing precisely)

Nani? Head of the Gallery*) What do you want?

Nani? My photo?

Nani? 137.7.32) (Exactly right! Con)

Nani? Head of the Gallery*) (Dozens of boxes of supplements)

Nani? World Tree, eat your supplements.

Nani? 137.7.32) (World Tree weeping)

Of course, it was not accepted.

Thus ended a tournament where everyone was happy.

“Now I should give some reward to the Deputy, right?”

My unpaid servant, the Deputy.

I was selecting items for him when I briefly took a break.

[Administrator Chat Room]

I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire: Head of the Gallery, Head of the Gallery.

Head of the Gallery*: Why?

I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire: Do you know a girl that looks like this?

I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire: (A crudely drawn picture of a white-haired girl with red eyes)

“Um, what? That’s definitely Penny!”

The girl I picked up on the street, Penny.

The features were spot on.

It seemed that I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire knew her.

Head of the Gallery*: Oh, you know her?

Seeing that someone was willing to take her in, I was touched and left a message in the chat.

I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire: Yeah, a bit.

Head of the Gallery*: That’s good to hear. So what do you plan to do?

I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire: I’m gonna kill her.

“What?!”

The Deputy confidently announced to me his plans for a child abduction crime.