Chapter 59

[Author: Sol] [Title: Important Notice (Must Read)]

[(Theater Edition Bonus Venus Photo Card Image)]

[(Theater Edition Bonus Saturn Photo Card Image)]

Thank you for visiting.

That’s all for now.

─[?]

─[It’s marked as ‘must read’ so it must be significant.]

└[Absolutely must read (Vital).]

└[Got this card just now but I wonder if it’s any good?]

─[Who would envy this and post lol.]

─[Did you go see the movie for the second time?]

└[Given this person’s nature, they were probably there until the ending.]

└[Didn’t you see it like 10 times? lol]

└[Magical Girls Chronik is my life (literally said that).]

─[While Venus is fine, why Saturn—this weird woman?]

I couldn’t help but post something on my Sol Bulletin Board.

I wanted the Saturn card to complete the set with the Venus card, so I went back and forth to the theater multiple times.

Finally, on my 11th visit, I got the Saturn card.

Set bonus activated! I can’t help but brag, even though there’s no specific effect.

I want to say I watched it 11 times and each was delightful, but then it would get too specific.

Control yourself, control yourself.

Sol!

While writing this announcement, I decided to browse the board a little.

A title caught my attention.

Of course, it was probably just another fishing post with no real excitement or thrill…

[Author: Legend] [Title: Is this really a Legend? lol]

Inside the post was a long-form capture from another site.

[Work at a theater, but I saw someone incredibly strange today.

Recently, there is an animated movie playing in theaters that, for some reason, a lot of men in their 20s and 30s are watching.

We had a woman come in who watched the movie three times in one day and came in for the theater bonuses. She complained that they didn’t include the proper bonus goods.

She came back the next day too, and word spread among the staff. We tried counting how many times she watched.

Turns out, she came 10 times in one week! Haha.

There are plenty of people in masks, but almost no one with sunglasses. But this woman always came in with sunglasses, making her stand out.

I would have thought she was just an interesting visitor, but then I went to clean the restroom and saw something…

This visitor had been crying after watching the movie, took off her sunglasses and mask, and was washing her face…

Oh my god! It was like a celebrity screen-dived through the silver screen!

And I’m not exaggerating. She was prettier than any of the models or actresses in the movie posters—seriously a real goddess.

Wow, if I was born that beautiful, I’d go to church every day! Thank you, God! Haha.

Is she an actress? A face like that must be famous somewhere, right? If not, she’s a new star? Still, doesn’t she have better things to do than cry in movie theaters over animated films?

I stared at her, and she noticed, so I pretended to be cleaning.

How could I just clean after seeing such beauty?

Should I have asked for her autograph? But I don’t even know who she is.

Anyway, I couldn’t say anything, but seeing such a stunning woman watch the same animated film 10 times felt so bizarre and funny.]

─[Op, this is going to get too personal. I think you should delete it.]

└[Which location? Are there not several theaters? Feels like you’re overthinking a bit haha.]

└[The only places screening this movie all day are Gigaplex Gangnam and Haeundae.]

The captured content went on:

[The original is deleted, but isn’t this some kind of legend?]

─[Reasonable suspicion lol.]

─[Another high-school-level goddess, is that you Sol?]

└[Game addict who’s also crazy about anime.]

─[Sol must show your beautiful face! Show it!]

My breath caught in my throat.

What seems like a joke from users on my board could very well be a real post from someone who spotted me.

The world is smaller than I thought.

It’s truly dangerous outside!

Why are these “spotted” posts shared online?

From the comments, it seems they didn’t think this would identify anyone.

At least they didn’t mention my short height. That’s a relief.

Glad it’s only narrowed down to two places: Gangnam and Haeundae. But that’s still too limited!

I can’t visit Gigaplex Gangnam anymore.

“Staying indoors is the only solution.”

I didn’t do anything wrong by watching the movie 11 times in a week. But people should stop talking about strange customers like this!

“Thankfully, I didn’t have the camera on.”

Even though I wasn’t going live with my face, I feel that if I’d read this live, I would have shown some kind of reaction.

I’d be startled first, then go blank as my mind freezes.

Then, the community might’ve pressured me to confirm if it was true.

My mind spinning three times as fast!

Thankfully, I avoided all that by not going live.

I left a decoy comment.

─[I wish that was me. If I were pretty, I’d probably attend every church and cathedral as well… sigh.]

Nope. I won’t leave my house.

*

How long do I have to stay holed up in my room?

I just watched a movie, so why is there a spotting post about me on the internet?

Just the fact that I even talk to men leads to confessions, drama, and emotional explosions.

When I talk to women, we can’t seem to connect at all.

It’s like we’re different species.

I’m convinced of one thing:

If there weren’t sex between men and women, humans could never coexist.

“Sex, dammit!”

I’ve had a drink or two.

My mental state may not be entirely clear.

But remember this one thing:

Is all of this happening because I’m pretty?

When I look in the mirror, the stress seems to ease a little.

It’s said that a beautiful face is the ultimate cheat code, solving all problems.

So why do I keep getting into these situations?

Answer: I lack tact.

If I’d been a beast tamer and properly handled them, things might have been different. But I dismissed everyone, and now they’ve developed grudges.

Gunshots, blood, screams, gunpowder, and the metallic smell of swords mingling together.

Why does human blood smell so tangy?

Because of the loneliness that crept in as I got drunk, I turned on my stream,

With my camera.

<mc>

[What is this?]

[owoUwoUwoUwo]

[Not the size I expected]

[Hello]

>New female streamer on the first day>

[There are two heads on screen?]

[Hi, mama cho]

Dullahan cam.

This is a nickname given to a type of streamer setup that hides everything below the neck.

Also called “beheaded ghost” cam since the camera only shows the head like a ghost.

Commonly used by people who avoid showing their faces during food streams.

Today’s theme: jackcock.

“Let’s have a drink!”

Just a mug with some casual pouring.

I titled the stream like this, so you know I’m drinking.

<ta-da>

[Should have announced it earlier so people could buy drinks lol]

[Certainly an adult, judging from the figure]

[I thought this would be a full-bust stream but it’s just small hands]

[Return my nipples!]

[Blonde dye is too much]

You can figure this out from the crowd’s reactions:

A set of costumes I had previously assembled.

Includes a G-cup cosplay suit and something given to me by Seol Yun.

Added a blonde wig and the amateur set is complete.

<bread lol><bread lol>

[This is nothing like the farmable legend I know!]

[Expectations always lead to disappointment]

[Height and hand size don’t necessarily correlate]

[Sudden drink stream?]

[Is this someone with alcohol dependence?]

“Addiction?! I drank on New Year’s, so it’s been… one, two… three weeks without drinking, you guys!”

[Does 15 days count as three weeks? That’s too much stretching, isn’t it?]

[Alcohol dependence depends more on binge drinking rather than the duration]

[A user donated 1,000 won]

“To prevent you from causing trouble—turn off your stream now.”

“Why are you so noisy, reaction bots? You guys only ever give good comments!”

<hiccup>

[So hostile…]

[Do you mean to use us as an emotional dumpster?]

[You need to tell us what’s bothering you]

“I don’t have any friends. I feel so lonely. Please stay with me.”

<dd>
[What’s that voice?]

[A donor named “Giant Uncle” gave 1,000 won]

“Always supporting you.”

[Much more should be given. What is 1,000 won?]

[Financial therapy doesn’t work on the room owner lol]

[Is it money or emptiness inside that’s lacking?]

[A donor called “Cheerleader for the Legend” donated 100,000 won]

“Here’s the 100,000 you were looking for.”

[What’s this sweetness?]

[Is this the tsundere donation concept now?]

[With that much money, a 1,000-punch is available a hundred times]

[A user donated 10,000 won]

“Must’ve been tough. Thanks for the fun streams. Here’s my viewing fee. Keep it up.”

[Protect our legend’s mental health!]

[Who bullied you? Give the name, we’ll take care of it!]

[For real, revealing locations leads to trouble. Don’t mention any names]

<sol/controversy/location reveal>

[A spectator donated 5,000 won]

“Drunk stream after such a long time—human-like, relatable. Keep it up.”

[Right, this is real streaming lol]

[Feeling like I’m in my living room with family]

[Can you really watch this stream with your parents? lol]

[It’s just a figure of speech]

In the middle of this drunk stream, the door creaked open.

[Is that the manager?]

[Here to arrest the drunkard?]

[Ticket police this way]

[Phew, no accidents before the stream ends]

[The stream itself is an accident tho]

[Let’s have a drink! It was fun, wasn’t it?]

[Let’s have a drink! Such a lively stream, right?]

[Heating broth, we’re moving on]

[Tripped watching the rabbits dancing lol]

[Rabbits die of loneliness.]

My visitor turned off the stream.

[Four watermelons!]

<mc>

<>

I braced myself for a scolding.

But no.

Seol Yun hugged me tightly instead.

But Seol Yun…

“I need to throw up…”

Uweeek!

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