Chapter 574

Posted by Kuze, ? Views, Released on March 2, 2025

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[October 2053 Champion Update Status: Return of Arsteria]

Arsteria, who lived for the revenge of the Selena race, seized the final boss, Archangsa, and dove into the furnace to complete her revenge.

This anime episode received harsh criticism with a score of 1.4 out of 5, garnering a lot of negativity at the time.

And six months later.

In a new episode, the protagonist’s group discovers a younger version of Arsteria.

The Selcore, which was within the Stellar Destroyer, had fused with her body, allowing her to survive against all odds.

It was a development that lacked any semblance of plausibility.

However, the rating for this episode recorded 4.7 out of 5.

Simply because the battle scenes of Petite Arsteria were cute and cool.

“I think so. In fact, we only bother with plausibility when misfortune strikes us… In life, unexpected fortune or misfortune often comes upon us. Yet, we tend to take the given fortune for granted while always seeking reasons for our misfortune. If this is human nature, then so be it.”

– Wow, that’s unfortunate…

– Even if it’s forced, we’re living, right~

– I can’t resist Arsteria, lol

– Why didn’t the jungle traveler escape just before falling, considering how many mobility skills there are?

└ Came back to life from the furnace/ became Arsteria ← Wow, that’s so cute, lol

└ Exactly, lol

Arsteria was inherently a champion whose balance was impossible.

A high-risk, high-return champion ultimately had her life divided by a pivotal battle in the early game.

As a result, the reworked Arsteria was reborn with a completely different skill set.

The setting was that her body itself became a weapon.

Arsteria became an intuitive assassin champion who charges and expends moonlight in the bushes and by the riverside.

[NoName – Diamond IV]

– This no-name character looks valuable.

– Arsteria seemed easy and strong; I wonder how she is.

– Emergency in the Diamond tier!!!

– You might want to hide your nickname in-game.

– For real, a fan meeting is definitely happening, lol.

I selected Arsteria from the pick window.

I perked up my gray fox ears and looked around.

“Wow, I really shrank…”

I could feel that my field of vision had significantly lowered.

Old Arsteria’s height was 180 cm.

But now, she was less than 140 cm tall.

When I touched my chest with both hands, it was as flat as a board.

– Already showing clear signs of dislike, lol

– The room master’s ears are so cute, lol

– I like Arsteria as a Banjang, though, boohoo.

– Is this even League of Legends?

– You’re playing Arsteria that you chose. Endure it with grit.

I jumped up and down in place and ran quickly to gauge my movement speed.

“Still, it feels fresh to be back home. I read in a book that modern people experience existential loneliness because they are from a generation without a hometown. Most who were born in cities find that their childhood neighborhoods do not resemble their former selves. I was blessed in this regard because I was given an unchanging hometown.”

“AD Carry, swap please.”

“I can’t play support.”

“Is a two AD Carry okay?”

“If you want to lose, pick it.”

“Yeah, I don’t care if I lose. This is my smurf account.”

“Your win rate is 45%. From that smurf talk, I understand your life.”

Our bottom duo was fighting even before the game started.

Suddenly, I snapped back to my senses.

What on earth was I thinking…

– My teammates are really wild, lol

– Hahahahaha

– Let’s just drop this insane game, lol

– I’m feeling dizzy, lol

– Home feels a bit intense…

I hid my nickname and decided on a new one for this match.

[Just listen while turning off the screen]

* * *

I themed my broadcast with a calm atmosphere, considering the viewers.

I turned down the in-game sound as much as possible.

After hitting level 2, I made a precious dive into the opponent’s jungle with my flash skill, which could only be used once every five minutes.

“Drimming Mode will be opened after this round. Normally, it would open at midnight, but you can use it a few hours early, so please understand.”

I hid in the bushes and charged up moonlight.

High-output energy pierced through the opposing team’s jungle.

I won the smite fight, and within 2 minutes and 5 seconds from the start of the game, I secured my first kill.

I reduced the supporter who joined late to half health and smoothly retreated to my jungle.

– Whoa, that was super strong!

– So Arsteria went from a late-game champ to an early-game champ.

– Damn, the game broke in just 2 minutes, lol.

– I turned on the screen because of the chat, and now I’m curious.

– Crack plays are part of everyday life.

[Our ally has been defeated]

[Enemy double kill]

However, all I heard was about our bottom lane dying.

I continued to circulate in the jungle without paying it any mind.

“Earlier, we briefly talked about the strike, and I think we need to address this. To summarize the article, hospitals were operating by covering losses through profitable medical revenues, and they said that if I took away only the profitable business, it would create a structure where they couldn’t avoid loss.”

[Our ally has been defeated]

[You have slain an enemy]

Our team, who was solokilled mid, rushed in and picked up the kill.

“So, they say if they distribute the Drimming Mode, it should only be used for high-cost, low-income items like treating critically ill patients or rare diseases… I want to do that. But looking at it realistically, with the current technology level, we can’t create such convenient magic. So that’s why many people are working hard all over the world.”

– Did you really say it that way?

– Telling them to only take away the losing business is really a thief mentality, lol.

– Isn’t this something that was softened a lot by our no-name?

– Yeah, in reality, it was more like, “Please allow the use of Dream Capsules only for critically ill patients and those with rare diseases,” as a query to the government.

– They really are crazy, lol.

– The opposing jungle came to steal again. Did their brains turn?

The already doomed opposing team’s jungle angrily invaded our territory.

Again, I charged up moonlight in the bushes and appeared from behind to get another kill.

[Killing spree!]

[Just listen while turning off the screen – 3/0/0]

“On one hand, I can understand that hospitals can’t operate with only the losing businesses. They do have reserves for special purpose projects, but still, it’s true that they will continue to incur losses in the future, right? But I see this as a completely natural phenomenon.”

The opposing jungle, completely demoralized, gave up jungling and focused on attacking our bottom lane.

[Our ally has been defeated.]

[Enemy double kill]

[Support damage is insanity: The opposing jungle is always in our bottom lane]

[rjsemfwlakfk: Why isn’t our jungle coming?]

[황족미드: Shut up, the jungler is doing fine. Don’t you see the score?]

[Just listen while turning off the screen – 6/0/1]

“Cars can be repaired repeatedly, but when the repair costs get too high, we just get a new car. However, our bodies don’t have that option, and that’s why the costs skyrocket. This emphasizes the role of the government even more. You may not be aware, but the cost-saving effect of the Dream Capsule is estimated at 50 trillion won annually. The answer is already here, isn’t it?”

From mid-game, I completely began looking for the opposing jungle to torture.

I ambushed them while they were eating monsters,

[Just listen while turning off the screen – 7/0/1]

came at them while backing up,

[Just listen while turning off the screen – 11/0/4]

and I even chased down the fleeing jungler to his castle.

[Just listen while turning off the screen – 17/0/6]

And I openly waited in the opposing base to take them down.

[Just listen while turning off the screen – 21/0/8]

[The world is attacking me – 3/15/9]

“Ultimately, it seems best to negotiate with the government to adjust the pricing for losses since this is a business that benefits everyone overall. I wish people would understand that the Dream Capsule is a project whose cost-saving effects are becoming more pronounced.”

[The world is attacking me: Are you seriously mentally ill? Why is the 2-level counter-jungle only looking for me?]

– Wow, the bottom lane has combined for 20 deaths, and you’re still carrying, NoName?

– The opposing jungler’s mentality is shattered, lol.

– Diamond ranks are being treated like bronzes, crazy;;

– Is this really an early-game champion…?

– Arsteria isn’t weak into the late game either!

– Of course, she’s not weak at 20 minutes when she has full items, lol.

– It seems that this level is needed to climb.

– Quietly speaking while playing like a psycho, lol.

The game was a bit tough but quite enjoyable.

I wiggled in front of a jungler who was 4 levels behind.

With every move, my fluffy tail swayed back and forth.

The avatar felt much more natural and convenient to control than before.

‘Could it be that there’s not much difference from my original height?’

I quickly discarded the sad thought.

“Game over, everyone, come back.”

– Finally, League is over, zih zih zih.

– What was the score? lol

– Why is the chat so intense? What happened, lol?

– NoName dancing is super cute, hehe.

– I feel good about winning, yay~

[“Tiramiratte” kindly donated 5,000 won!]

– But what about the doctors who were laid off or fired?

“Unemployment benefits and training will suffice. Almost everyone goes through that, right…?”

– Wow~

– Profound yet simple, lol.

– Thank you, NaMe.

– Why don’t they realize what everyone in the world knows? lol.

– If someone gets laid off, they need to look for another job, right?

– In today’s world, having a side job is just basic; they must not know the reality.

– As NaMe said, if the costs rise, perhaps thoracic surgery and emergency medicine might actually thrive.

└ So those aren’t on strike either.

– Family medicine and ENT might see a significant drop.

└ That’s maintained due to the pandemic, but ophthalmology is already wiped out.

└ Ophthalmology is completely ruined. The mages took all the pie.

“I just played a round of Arsteria. By the way, how should I request skin designs? Personally, I think she’s too short, so I’d like her to be about 20 cm taller…”

[“NaMeRingRing” kindly donated 10,000 won!]

– The viewers will be outraged.

“Then how about just 10 cm more…”

Then the chat flooded like a tsunami.

With overwhelming opposition, I drooped my ears.

There were even voices suggesting that she should be made shorter.

They insisted that she must have twin tails, wear a yellow outfit with blue overalls, have a Schiavona as her weapon, and that the moonlight effect should change from silver to gold.

“That’s just me after dyeing my hair.”

-(YES, NaMe!!)

– Hehehe, I’m going to be NaMe, I’m going to be NaMe.

– To be accurate, it’s Arsteria cosplaying as NoName!

– Wow, NoName skin is making me drool, lol.

– Is League finally coming back to life?

– I’d spend 500,000 won on that, lol.

└ 500,000 won is excessive…

└ No matter what, 500 is crossing the line; NaMe doesn’t reap any benefits from that.

└ Rather, let’s donate that money to NaMe!

[황족미드: Thank you for carrying]

“Yes.”

Even after the game ended, I lingered on the battlefield, feeling the afterglow.

The paladins blew their trumpets from the majestic castle, and the giant Lilly scattered riches all over the street.

I remembered how I hated clicking the button to return to the waiting room more than anything.

At those times, I roamed around the entire map to clear my head.

The place I headed to was the crumbled enemy castle.

‘Those people still haven’t left, have they?’

Four people were fiercely arguing in a 2v2, and one was subtly inciting the fight nearby.

“So why did you go for the counter-jungle when the mid and top couldn’t come right away?”

“If I hadn’t counter-jungled, we would have definitely lost. And if the failed jungle had given the bottom a double kill, would it be my fault because you all went too far and gave away the control gold?”

– This is League, lol.

– How on earth have you survived in this hellhole for seven years? It’s genuinely impressive, isn’t it?

└ Fact) NoName is the most renowned ■■■■■■■ in this hellhole.

└ Whoa, lol.

– In reality, NoName should have been born as a true adult, but because of League, this is how it turned out.

└ What’s wrong with our NaMe!

└ Oh no, please refrain from using inappropriate words towards NaMe!

– I may not watch the games, but I definitely enjoy watching the fights, lol.

I expanded my sound range to eavesdrop on the opposing team’s voices.

Ding—

However, the notification sound immediately gave me away.

“Ah, just in time for the jungler to show up. Come over here. Let’s hear opinions among us about who was more at fault.”

“Me?”

“Yeah, you. Wait, come to think of it, your tone is a bit off-putting, isn’t it? Do you normally play games so poorly?”

“I don’t usually jungle. I’m AD Carry.”

“Haha, so you screw up your lanes and then say you’re innocent!”

– Lol, what is even wrong with the opposing jungle?

– Why is this so entertaining, lol.

– The frustration is palpable in their heads.

“I wasn’t even tacling the jungle at all (9,400 games).”

“Wait, were you a Challenger last season? No wonder your angles were sharp.”

“Well then, you must watch the game sharper, too. As a Challenger, could you analyze the scenes at 3:20 and 8:30? This is driving me to rage.”

“The 1,000 gold from the kill and the 2v2 dive was too extreme.”

“Their ultimate was all down, so we could definitely have attempted it. Don’t talk nonsense.”

“Hey, there’s a NoName in front, so why does it even matter now?”

Whoosh—

All heads turned towards me due to a man’s statement.

“Isn’t that a fake name?”

“NoName #8903 is legit? Whoa, 50,000 games!”

“Why is NoName here in such a shabby place!”

“This guy just referred to NaMe as annoying!”

“Haha, I had a feeling they were phenomenal with Arsteria…!”

The argument ended quickly.

The battlefield was now slowly transforming into a fan meeting of sorts.

– Look at them switch modes.

– An idol in the realm of League is here★

– It’s honestly just funny how they fight over trivial matters, lol.

“By the way, if it’s not too much trouble… Who do you think is more at fault, NaMe?”

– Wow, that’s the League Man for you~

– Asking that in front of NoName is just, lol.

– Diamonds… left with nothing but pride…

I sighed in disappointment.

“Just fight a little more.”

“Pardon?”

“Excuse me?”

“Why don’t you both have a good discussion? I’ll give the chicken gift coupon to the one I feel is less wrong. Please leave a message over here after you’re done.”

“Wait a moment!”

“Oh, if both are offline, we’ll count it as null.”

[NoName has moved to the Waiting Room.]

I left the battlefield while reigniting the fight.

“Why is a battlefield called a battlefield? It must be because the fights never cease. I will open the Drimming Mode right away. If too many people come at once, the payment system could get bottlenecked, so I hope you understand if it takes time to connect after payment.”

– Seriously, how devilish, lol.

└ I couldn’t imagine this, lol.

– Receiving a chicken gift coupon from NoName would definitely be a life event for real.

– They look like they will fight to the end, lol.

– NoName ← If you don’t clarify that it’s not NaMe, please do let me know in the future.

└ No, it’s NoName, please correct that.

– The official long-cap game is ON.

– League of NoName ON, lol.

└ You become the next Satan too.

– Whoa, the Dream Capsule just arrived. Let’s dive in!

* * *

[The Motorcycle Gallery]