Chapter 570

[The Ultra-Exclusive Guests NoName and Saetbyeol Appear in the ‘Couch Hero’ Trailer… The First and Last Filming in the Country?]

└ Ah, I can’t believe it!

└ (Before going abroad) The first and last filming in the country is ridiculous!

└ The reporter’s title is insane!

The day after filming for Couch Hero wrapped up, the trailer was released.

An explosive entrance scene featuring NoName’s charm, only visible to those who have accumulated merit over three generations, and Saetbyeol’s dazzling wit.

And the cast couldn’t help but shed tears upon hearing NoName’s past.

Online reactions poured in, expressing surprise at NoName’s recruitment.

[Couch Hero has grown a lot, even meeting with NoName][186]

(henghengname.mp4)

(pattingname.mp4)

(smackingname.mp4)

How the hell did they get NoName to do this? Hahaha

Did these guys finally get their hands on the hypnosis app?

[Comments]

-Wow, is this real?

-This isn’t a joke; it’s the real deal, hahaha.

-This sounds hilarious, hahaha!

-NoName was actually able to be recruited?

-Hypnotized NoName is full of charm…

-I usually don’t like young kids, but NoName is truly adorable.

-I have to watch the live broadcast for sure.

[Couch Hero features its first ordinary person. Saetbyeol’s AI-like beauty (it’s real).jpg][154]

(Saetbyeol wink.gif)

(Saetbyeol being cute.mp4)

(Saetbyeol popping dance.mp4)

Why is she so good?

[Comments]

-The world’s first person without plastic surgery controversies.

└ She’s already a full-body construct just by existing, hahaha.

└ That’s a bit harsh, hahaha.

-Physique is amazing. Her limbs are so long that she looks like a doll.

-It’s unfair to see a current high school student wearing a school uniform.

-She didn’t look that great when she appeared on NoName’s show last time; why does she look so pretty now?

└ Because she’s bare-faced.

└ Honestly, I didn’t want to admit it back then, but she was really pretty.

└ Why can’t you admit it, hahaha?

-Adella brought back the same reactions she had during her VTuber days, huh, hahaha!

[Honestly, it’s all too obvious that NoName’s appearance on the show is transparent][209]

(The madness of NoName’s Dreamstone photoshop.jpg)

It’s clear that they’re trying to promote Drimming Mode.

Rather than pursuing a concept of mystery, they appear on different TV shows, making it less enjoyable, right?

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[Comments]

-Couch Hero was originally an entertainment program for promoting idols, right?

-NoName promoting is ridiculous, hahaha!

-Hahaha, does she really not know?

-There were over ten million pre-orders for the Dream Capsule just in the U.S.!

-They wouldn’t come out just to promote something that’s hard to get, right?

-There’s an absurd level of questioning here, this is impressive.

-Couch Hero has been promised for a cameo since the shoot with Envy a while back.

-Even if promises are kept or broken, it must be exhausting.

The news of NoName’s appearance on a variety show spread throughout the world.

While it’s a considerable program domestically, it comes with a “really?” label globally.

Programs that wish for “Could it be me?” are bound to increase.

Meanwhile, at the same time, the capsule company Baria announced it had completed the production of 500 units of the Prometheus Edition.

Once permission from the U.S. authorities is granted, they will be ready to sell.

As interest in Drimming Mode reached unprecedented levels, a shocking announcement overturned everyone’s expectations.

[U.S. Consumer Magic Safety Commission Rejects ‘Nascentia’ Review, Handed to FDA]

[FDA Refuses Emergency Use Authorization for Capsule-Type Universal Treatment Function ‘Drimming Mode’]

Both the Magic Safety Department and the Department of Health and Human Services expressed opinions on strengthening regulatory oversight.

Despite NoName and the six capsule companies providing thousands of pages of documentation meeting magic safety standards, it ultimately could not pass.

U.S. agencies cited “it’s not an urgently treatable illness, and the magic needs careful observation over time” as their grounds.

Immediate backlash erupted from the 500 wealthy individuals who had already made deposits, as well as the American Diabetes Association.

Patients protested aggressively, arguing that an innovative treatment is right before them, questioning why they should wait years longer.

However, there was another group anxiously preparing for action.

Leukemia and cancer patients awaiting the release of Dreamstone II.

NoName had previously announced plans to establish a mana link platform and mass production factory as soon as sales from Dreamstone I were realized.

Whether due to a lack of funds or the number of patients in line ahead, the obsession with life for those facing death is indescribable.

Taking advantage of this public sentiment, several clans and major law firms began investigations.

“Spent three years’ worth of money in one shot”… The pharmaceutical industry, betting on lobbying, spent a record $1 billion.

Without needing to delve deep into the case, the cause was clear.

Lobbying is legal in the United States.

Capitalist owners yielded to capitalism.

* * *

Difficult choices or backlash made at individual or organizational levels can often be understood through the lens of interests or cartel logic.

For instance, in the U.S., they must include “vegetables” comprising over 500ml in weekly school meals.

Thus, the influenced members of the Senate and House categorized pizza with tomato paste and crispy fried potatoes as “vegetables.”

Now it creates an absurd situation where one can proudly claim to be vegan while eating pizza and French fries.

As a result, American children receive obesity treatment injections from an early age, while those who can’t afford it live their entire lives with obesity and various adult diseases.

As soon as I heard about the news of the rejection of magic usage approval, I drafted a document addressed to all 51 states in the U.S.

Yeah, I expected this all along.

I just couldn’t be bothered to write it.

[Request for State-Level Re-examination of the Rejection of Nascentia and Drimming Mode Emergency Use Authorization]

Recipient: delaware.gov, pennsylvania.gov, … , alaska.gov, hawaii.gov, puertorico.gov

Sender: NoName (me)

Date: 2053. 10. 02

Content:

Dear Governor,

Recently, the U.S. Magic Safety Commission and the FDA has said these bastards be

(Jansol & Baria popup store opening content)

Thank you.

“Ugh, what do I write?”

I pondered while holding my forehead.

Meanwhile, my hands kept typing and erasing curses.

“I can understand if they say the magic isn’t safe…”

These guys demanded I show them the blueprints for the Dream Stone, the Alchemist’s Mirror, and Nascentia.

Some internally seemed to have their own greed, sending me emails offering to experience the capsules themselves to prove their safety.

Why should I let these politicians use me for their benefit?

I planned to touch upon the flaws of capitalism.

Capitalism is the most effective system for human instincts; it’s not a system derived from primitive human emotions.

Rather, humans have an innate desire to resolve inequality and wish to receive resources equally distributed.

Greed and jealousy.

They spark negative feelings about why someone else has it and I don’t.

The moment even a single dissenting vote arises, public backlash will be maximized.

I should take a short walk to clear my mind.

* * *

Tap-

“Huh? Ahhh nooooo!”

[Sent.]

The moment I tried to get up from the desk, I accidentally hit the holographic keyboard.

“Cancel, why can’t I cancel the send?”

What kind of age is it that the cancel function for sending still isn’t implemented?

With a blank expression, I clicked and scrolled for several minutes, but nothing changed.

“Ugh, such a foolish mistake…”

I covered my face with both hands and buried my gaze in the darkness.

Children think they disappear when they close their eyes; they truly are easygoing beings.

Should I just claim it wasn’t me and say it was impersonation?

“How would I know if impersonation sent the email…”

Moreover, since the sender’s international magician code was attached, there was no way out.

It’s best to modify the email and resend it as soon as possible.

And the worst part is…

[Hello, Ms. NoName the Magician, this is the Governor of Puerto Rico.]

Before I could even modify it, I found myself in the situation where I was being contacted first.

* * *

[NoName]

[Just Chatting – Despacito]

[Broadcast time – 0:08:48]

[Viewer count – 28,565]

It’s been a while since I opened Twish streaming.

Even without prior notice, viewers flooded in during the waiting time.

A Latin pop song that once ruled an era flowed as background music.

Latin viewers, particularly, offered loud cheers, flooding the chat with 😎😎😎.

SSszzzzz-

“Hey Despacito!”

Powww-!

As soon as the broadcast screen turned on, Saetbyeol grabbed the microphone and awkwardly brought her face close to the camera.

She strolled between the seats of the chartered plane, singing passionately.

Viewers, not knowing what the matter was, cheered blindly.

Clunk-

“Waaaaah!”

Then, when the plane shook, she stumbled and fell into the aisle.

[Our flight will land shortly. Please fasten your seatbelts. Thank you.]

I turned the camera and slowly filmed the view outside the window.

“Hello, this is NoName. We’ve just arrived in Puerto Rico, the 51st state of the United States.”

The emerald-colored sea and endlessly stretching white sand embraced the sunlight.

Turning toward the viewers, smiling provocatively, I said,

“We plan to hold a Dream Capsule popup store for a week starting next Monday. I hope to see many of you there.”