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Chapter 562

[Streamer Gallery]

[Summary of NoName’s First Broadcast After Returning to Korea][591]

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Had octopus belly and pork for lunch and heading to Adella’s school.

But what’s left if you take out the eating show from a travel broadcast?

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Breath-taking view, haha!

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Thanks to the training from the national exchange event, it was easy to break through.

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Even painted a mural on the school wall, and NoName really is a master of their craft!

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Didn’t do post-processing, so deleted it like a dog, lol.

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Currently giving a life (LOL) lecture to high schoolers.

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The combination of chick-yellow T-shirt and denim overalls is divine.

[Comments]

– In the end, going around, the basic skin is the best, haha.

– The day of watching the real-life collaboration between NoName and Adella is coming.

└ They are the content in themselves…

└ If Adella starts to spill some tea and NoName puts on a strength show, it becomes Yasji, haha.

└ It always ends up being the same pattern, so it can’t be boring, haha.

– NoName is really too cute; even when speaking, it feels chirpy.

– Born in ’43, how can they be so pretty?

– Doesn’t NoName always have that aura?

└ Seems like a halo is coming out from the head.

– When the mural disappeared, everyone literally grabbed their necks in disbelief, haha.

└ Even if just footprints were left, people would flock, so I think it turned out well instead.

└ They might rip the whole wall down.

[Creating Quotes from NoName Master of LOLㅋㅋㅋㅋ][184]

Summarized some impressive lines:

– The game played by bronze-silver-gold players, challengers, and pros are all completely different types of games. If we assume the pros’ matches are LOL, what bronzesilvers are playing is something disguised as LOL. Challengers are cheap Chinese knockoffs.

– There exists a patience metric for jungle monsters, and humans have it too. With enough big data, you can roughly tell who has the least patience, and if you dig deep here, 90% of the game is already won. Don’t stop your teammates from throwing; make the enemies throw.

– I’m confident that in that tier, just increasing the minimap enough to block the entire view will increase your win rate.

– You can’t change your innate physique. But if you just pick an easy champion, the physique becomes the same.

– LOL is a game closer to communism. Just drop it.

[Comments]

– Currently a Grandmaster with 625 LP, totally relate.

– I didn’t expect a lecture, haha.

– Apparently, “Bronze-silver is a game to rank up Queen.”

└ The one who makes the Queen first wins; if both make it at a similar time, many will win, haha.

– I was really nervous, thinking they would explain a magic theory modeled after champion skills.

– Simply saying LOL is a bad game is already mastering it.

└ I admit it’s communism a hundred times.

– Why is it useful, though? Hahaha.

* * *

Unfortunately, the lecture couldn’t go on for more than 20 minutes.

The teachers’ control had ceased to work, and the hallway was densely packed with students.

“I’ll conclude the lecture here. I hope all of you can elevate your tiers and reach Nirvana one day.”

“Does that mean you want us to quit LOL, Teacher NaeMe?”

Nodding—

If you’ve achieved your goal, deleting the game as soon as possible is better for your mental health.

The students giggled and applauded.

With their enthusiastic response, I felt quite good while giving the lecture.

“There are too many people. If we stay in the hallway, someone will end up in an accident.”

“There shouldn’t be this many kids during summer vacation… Or should we go to our assembly hall?”

“The assembly hall? That sounds better.”

“Hey guys, let’s go to the assembly hall! To the assembly hall!”

We were swept away like a wave, barely escaping the crowd.

Since there were no students to act as security like before, the space between people was very close.

The assembly hall was already filled with numerous students vying for the front row.

A relatively quiet back seat.

I whispered to Saetbyeol while staring blankly at the basketball court.

“Should we play half-court basketball in a 3v3? Let’s split into teams.”

“Can you do it, sister? With that body?”

“What do you mean…?”

“Oh, never mind! Wait, I’ll bring a lava cone.”

While I went in front to attract attention, Saetbyeol began to gather her friends and set up.

[Cast: Reinforcement Interference]

“Whoop whoop. Ahhhh. Hello, nice to meet you, students of Guryong High School. I’m really sorry to interrupt your self-study time like this.”

“No, it’s okay!”

“We weren’t studying anyway!”

“Haha!”

[NoName]

[Just Chatting – Day 1 of Korean Travel – High School]

[Broadcast Time – 1:13:42]

[Viewer Count – 188,506]

– The teachers are crying, haha.

– If there were any kids who should be studying, they all went to an academy.

– But isn’t Guryong High near Daechi-dong? Why are there so many students?

– Since it’s nearby, they all must be rushing to see NoName, haha.

– The school assembly hall is so pretty.

– Is there no vacation in Korea?

– Foreign brothers are shocked by K-education, haha.

– I came to see NoName, you know;;

– Where is Adella?

“I’m not good at dancing or singing, so it seems difficult to show you anything, and standing on the platform alone feels too disconnected, so how about we play basketball over there…? Is it okay with the older brothers and sisters?”

“Did you hear that? NoName called me ‘older sister’!”

“Why is that directed at you?”

“You just said you’re playing basketball, right? Hey, hurry up and go to the back, go back!”

Some sharp-eyed students began to move to the back.

“I’ve set up the cones, so everyone please sit outside the line.”

Just like the baby in a shell, there was order in the chaos.

Even as the students buzzed like bees, they seated themselves orderly.

“Wow, the pressure is no joke.”

Saetbyeol murmured as she joined.

Surrounded on three sides by the basketball court.

“Saetbyeol is pretty!”

“Yeah, I know?”

“I know you secretly get dessert twice in the cafeteria!”

“Who said that? Oh, it was you, huh? Sorry, sorry…”

It was the time when seniors were scarier than teachers.

Saetbyeol rushed over to greet the seniors and shook hands.

“Oh my, can I really touch you, Saetbyeol? You’re not about to melt, right?”

“I’m not a snowman! Why do people keep acting like this every time I meet them…!”

– Honestly, I have some doubts, haha.

– Can’t help it because of the recently released Venom movie, haha.

– Adella = Snow Venom, omg.

– For real, they are the life of the party.

– Honestly, who wouldn’t like someone who looks like that?

We each selected one male student and one female student to form teams of three.

Auras could be dangerous, so we decided not to use them on arms or legs.

“NoName, can you shoot to the hoop?”

“Are you worried about me? Even without aura, I can manage that level.”

Though it may seem so, I’ve trained to handle real swords, so I should have that much strength.

Plop—

I bounced a large basketball on the ground.

It still didn’t stick well to my hands, but I recalled my past life’s memories.

“Whoa! Wow!”

When I showed them a legs-through dribble, exclamations erupted among the students.

I managed to pull off a layup perfectly at the end.

Thump—

I believe that style is important in basketball; I didn’t even look at the ball and elegantly ran towards the center.

– What the heck?

– Wow, super skilled!

– What? They’re surprisingly good, haha!

– I didn’t know they could pass the ball with those short legs.

– (Comment deleted.)

– Oh my.

– They’re a natural when it comes to physical activities.

– The form is neat, but why is it so funny, haha.

– The way they’re showing off is cute!

“Actually, we ordered pizza and chicken while coming here.”

“Are you planning to treat the entire school?”

“Yeah. Since the one who loses in the bet of 10 points will treat, please help me out.”

“I absolutely must not lose! I’m on a diet and NoName is rich, right? Can we trust you guys?”

Beep—

The game started.

Quick passes were exchanged.

As soon as the ball came to me, I instinctively took my stance and shot with one hand.

“Ahhhhh…!”

“That was a little short.”

The shot from beyond the two-point line grazed the bottom of the net and fell.

The ball was passed to the opponent.

The Saetbyeol team was pushed back across the court.

A tall athletic male student was showcasing fancy dribbling right in front of me.

But with that speed, there was no way to outdo my kinetic vision.

Thump—

The male student bounced the ball hard towards the ground while running towards me.

“Uh?”

The ball soared well above my height.

Bounce—

Even with all my might, I couldn’t even touch it with my fingertips.

The male student easily brushed past me and scored with a layup.

“Wooooo!”

“I can’t believe it!”

– What? Why bully with height, haha?

– NoName’s eyes widened, how cute, haha!

– Go! Are you not afraid of 100 million subscribers!

– NaeMe is quite annoyed right now.

“Ha…sorry, NoName.”

“No, it was a fair play according to the rules, so I can’t say anything against that.”

“Hey, pass, pass!”

This time Saetbyeol received the ball.

Thump thump thump—

She lowered her stance and dribbled the basketball.

Just looking at her eyes gave me the feeling.

It seemed she was about to try the same trick from earlier to get past me.

Did she think I would fall for such a trick?

“Now!”

Thump—

As Saetbyeol bounced the ball hard, trying to sidestep, I seized her waist tightly.

Of course, we fell together because of the momentum.

Crash—

“Yikes!”

“Cough. Hey, it’s heavy, get out of the way.”

Being properly pinned under Saetbyeol, I felt pressure on my chest.

With all my strength, I pushed her aside to roll over.

Saetbyeol jumped up to protest.

“Hey, referee! Referee! Isn’t this a foul?”

“There’s no referee.”

“You’re playing basketball, but you’re turning it into a fight! This is definitely a defensive foul!”

“No, I tripped over you, so that’s an offensive foul. I was occupying my space with both feet first.”

I brazenly retorted.

“Huh… you grabbed my waist.”

“Uh. I didn’t mean to; my hand just went out because I was about to fall.”

“No, absolutely not. That was intentional.”

“Okay. Let that be the case then.”

“No, I’m right! Ugh, how frustrating!”

Her hands trembled with grievance.

I couldn’t help but chuckle and dashed after the basketball again.

– For real, the little devil NoName is annoying, haha.

– You aren’t getting past me!

– Rather than break through, I’d rather self-destruct.

– So is that offensive or defensive?

– It definitely seems like NaeMe occupied the space first.

– Without considering that, NaeMe just ran and grabbed the waist, haha.

– Both are driven by competitiveness, haha.

I thought it would end quickly since it was a 10-point bet.

However, the students we picked surprisingly couldn’t play basketball well.

Every shot they took bounced off the rim.

As time passed, we somehow managed to get to golden ball situation.

Starting from the center line, Saetbyeol.

As I quietly moved closer, she lifted the ball with two hands and threw it up hard.

“Hey, what are you doing?”

“Oh, it’s going in… Ohhhhh!”

“Don’t joke, do you think that’ll go in from there?”

Splash—

A sound that shouldn’t have come echoed in my ears.

The students sitting in front gasped and clapped like seals.

The moment I turned my head, the ball was bouncing under the hoop.

“Did it just go in…?”

“Wooooo! We won!”

– Whoa!

– NoName’s cut!

– Finally, giving proper education, haha!

– Adella! Adella! Adella! Adella!

– Wow, can it really go in? The heavens help!

– NaeMe, just don’t play basketball anymore; it breaks my heart,ㅠㅠㅠ.

– The thought of shooting for the golden ball there, haha.

Saetbyeol spread her arms like airplane wings and spun around the court.

I plopped down on the floor.

‘Did I lose? To her?’

The silver-haired cat approached me and bent down.

And what it said was even more ridiculous.

“You really can’t play basketball, older sister.”

“Hey, switch teams and try again.”

“Okay! No!”

The teachers announced that the chicken and pizza had arrived just in time for all the students.

Time to say goodbye to the students of Guryong High.

Students invaded the basketball court and flocked over.

“NoName, don’t be too sad. Basketball isn’t your main skill, right?”

“You were so cool when you were dribbling earlier!”

“Congratulations again on winning the national exchange event. Because of that, I couldn’t study during summer vacation.”

“Wasn’t that because you didn’t study?”

“Oh right, thanks for making pretty and cute Saetbyeol too!”

“What will happen to Saetbyeol now? I hope she continues to go to school with us…”

Saetbyeol answered that question instead.

“I’ll probably take a leave of absence.”

“Quitting school?”

“I might quit too. I think it would be super busy to go to school with NoName.”

“Oh… what should we do…”

“Guys, I will never forget the days I spent with you. And I hope our farewell will be beautiful.”

The friends of Saetbyeol looked gloomy.

I caught them to tell them one fact.

“If I’m going abroad, it won’t be for at least a month.”

“Eh?”

“So during that time, behave and stay in school.”

“Ahhhh then what I just said was…! Why didn’t you tell me sooner, I’m so embarrassed I could die…”

Saetbyeol collapsed on the floor and curled up.

Anyway, she’s a fun friend.

I left the assembly hall, reminiscing about the first defeat she gave me.

It felt bland, neither sweet nor bitter.


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