Chapter 55

Page Five: When it comes to beauty, you can’t win against me!

Tán Lǐn Huā cried as she entered the bathroom, and when she came out again, her face still wore a happy smile, but no longer had tears.

You recover emotions quite quickly? I thought you’d be moved for a longer time.

“Kǎi-Chan, thank you so much!”

Saying this, she threw herself at me in a flying tackle. I instinctively reached out with both hands to catch her, and her arms wrapped around my neck…

It was supposed to be a perfect scene, but unable to withstand this impact, I fell to the ground once again.

Hint:

There were more than one moon quartz in my back pocket.

This time, there’s also Tán Lǐn Huā’s weight to consider.

“Ahhhhh!!!”

“It hurts! It’s splitting apart! This time it’s really going to split apart! I’m going to turn into a four-part butt!”

Moreover, Tán Lǐn Huā couldn’t properly soothe the pain on my buttocks while lying on top of me!

The person using me as a human cushion didn’t reflect at all.

“Tsk, Kǎi-Chan, you’re really weak, aren’t you? Girls won’t like unreliable men.”

She gave me a disgusted look, which was too much!

“Without any preparation, you just jumped on me! Most people wouldn’t be able to hold it!”

She got up by supporting herself on my chest, straddling my stomach, and from under her flipped-up light blue dress, I could see a pair of fair thighs…

Thinking about it, isn’t this position a bit too bad? What’s that part rubbing against my stomach… something is about to go into battle mode.

In every sense, it’s too dangerous.

“Move away, we’re different genders now.”

I pushed Tán Lǐn Huā off me casually, though I felt my face turning red.

“Hehe, Kǎi-Chan must have known the effect of this stone from the beginning, right? Could it be you…”

The black-haired girl sneaked a glance at my crotch.

“No, no, no, I am undoubtedly male! This stone has no effect on me. I wasn’t chosen by the Goddess of Beautiful Girls, so I can give these stones to those who need them.”

I am the Goddess of Beautiful Girls, being chosen would be a ghostly thing.

“Do you think I’m someone who needs these?”

“Let’s say so, how does it feel to become a girl?”

The change in Tán Lǐn Huā before and after the transformation was minimal. According to Master Hālìlùyà’s theory, her personality shouldn’t have changed much.

But I felt like there was something different about her.

“I was very happy just now! But now, unexpectedly, I feel calm, as if I’ve always been like this. I never imagined there could be such a mysterious religion that changes gender. Are you also a follower of this religion, Kǎi-Chan?”

“No, I haven’t been chosen, how can I join? According to what that shrine maiden said, the deity she believes in doesn’t care about the number of followers. The purpose is only to save unfortunate people, thus the divine artifact, the stone.”

Speaking on behalf of Xiǎo Lěi, it feels a bit strange.

“So if I join now, I’ll be a founding member?”

Rapid footsteps echoed from the staircase. Yán Liúzhuǎn, panting heavily, ran upstairs with a paper bag in hand. His school uniform was drenched, as if he had been soaked in water.

As soon as he stepped onto the attic, he fell straight to the ground, barely breathing, looking like he was about to pass out.

“Liu-Liu—”

Tán Lǐn Huā completely ignored his sweaty body and supported him from behind.

But Yán Liúzhuǎn reached out and handed me the dropped paper bag tremblingly…

“Miss Língmèng, put this on and then draw, it will be accepted, right?”

“What is it?”

Opening the paper bag, there was a small plastic bag inside, containing some white cloth pieces… Upon closer inspection, they were named bikini swimsuits.

If I wear a swimsuit, I can cover the most critical parts while getting as close to naked as possible. Yán Liúzhuǎn truly devised a clever plan…

If I were really a girl.

“…How is it?”

“Slap!” I slammed the plastic bag onto Yán Liúzhuǎn’s face.

“How is it?! Who would want to wear this trash?!”

“I’ll wear it!” Tán Lǐn Huā raised her hands high, “Liu-Liu! Now I can be your model!”

“Now?” Yán Liúzhuǎn, unaware, looked at Tán Lǐn Huā in confusion, “After not seeing each other for a while, you’ve indeed become softer.”

“In fact, I’ve become a real girl now.”

Upon hearing this, Yán Liúzhuǎn sat up and nonchalantly lifted Tán Lǐn Huā’s skirt… a little bear, it’s the legendary little bear underwear!

No, why can this guy do such lewd things so naturally?

“…What do you think?”

Tán Lǐn Huā even blushed as she asked for his opinion.

“You’ve done it thoroughly…” Yán Liúzhuǎn stroked his chin thoughtfully, “When did the surgery take place? Has Thailand’s medical technology advanced so much?”

“These are all original goods! It’s a blessing from the deity! Take your hand off!”

Seeing Yán Liúzhuǎn about to touch the little bear, I pulled him away and pressed down Tán Lǐn Huā’s skirt, “You too! Don’t just lift skirts randomly!”

“Original?”

“Thanks to the deity’s blessing, Lǐn Huā is now a 100% original beautiful girl! Actually, I know a girl who claims to be a shrine maiden (omitted)”

I repeated the story of the goddess sect to Yán Liúzhuǎn, feeling like I believed it myself after saying it so many times.

“That’s it, believe it or not, but she becoming a girl is a fact.”

“There are such incredible things in this world. Since that sect only has one shrine maiden, could she be the actual Goddess of Beautiful Girls? How did you meet Miss Língmèng, and how did you get these stones from her? Can you explain it to me in detail?”

“No, it doesn’t matter how it happens. Anyway, it’s good that Tán Lǐn Huā became a girl, right?”

“Liu-Liu, I’ve become a girl. Can’t I be your model?”

“Let me see.” Yán Liúzhuǎn made a sound like Jie Ge.

He wiped his gold-rimmed glasses and looked back and forth between me and Tán Lǐn Huā, nodding occasionally… That gaze felt like he was examining a plaster statue, making me uncomfortable.

“Hmm, Lǐn Huā’s facial lines have softened. The deity’s blessing has indeed beautified you.”

Hearing this, Tán Lǐn Huā showed a delighted smile, but this rhythm…

“But compared to the goddess avatar Miss Língmèng, there’s still a gap.”

What is a goddess avatar?

This kind of praise-and-criticism strategy made Tán Lǐn Huā’s face cold as if she had fallen into an ice pit, and her gaze towards me was piercing.

“But he is a man, is this okay?”

Tán Lǐn Huā exposed my situation with negative emotions.

“Hey!”

I couldn’t help but rebuke, feeling somewhat frustrated…

Tán Lǐn Huā indeed underwent some change. If it were before, she definitely wouldn’t have done something like this.

Yán Liúzhuǎn looked at me in surprise, mouth open but speechless, unable to believe or accept…

I said, you easily accepted Tán Lǐn Huā becoming a girl, why are you surprised at me being a man?!

“Miss Língmèng… Really?”

Even to this extent, I felt somewhat reckless, pulling down my bangs with both hands, forming a circle over my eyes with my index fingers and thumbs.

“Do you remember now, Yán Liúzhuǎn? Classmate Cháng Kǎi?”

“Right… I might have misjudged you.” The latter half was directed at Tán Lǐn Huā, whose selfish behavior was unlike the considerate, thoughtful cross-dresser, somewhat tarnishing her image in my heart.

“Sorry, Kǎi-Chan, I was just a bit out of control.”

Even with the apology, my mood didn’t improve, “Now then, Yán Liúzhuǎn, knowing my identity, what will you do next? If you don’t draw, I’ll leave.”

“Draw! It’s unrelated to your gender. Your beauty is the feminine softness, even if you’re a boy, you are still the ideal model.”

To draw again? Even if you praise me like this, I can’t be happy…

Tán Lǐn Huā went crazy with this response, she questioned Yán Liúzhuǎn hysterically.

“Why! Even if I became a girl, you still can’t accept me?”

…This sounds a bit different, could it be that after becoming a girl, feelings for Yán Liúzhuǎn have resurfaced.

And because Yán Liúzhuǎn chose me (as a model), he considers me a rival?

After analyzing this result, the more I thought about it, the more it seemed to fit.

Why should I be regarded as a rival? What have I done to deserve this?

Ultimately, why am I being treated as a rival as a big man?

“Lǐn Huā, actually, the stone is time-limited.” I combed through my disheveled bangs.

Girl-mode Tán Lǐn Huā might be a nasty, jealous person. I think it’s necessary to revert her back and retrain her.

“It can only last until midnight tonight.”