Chapter 529

“our name really hates waking up to the alarm in the morning, takes over 2 hours for a bath, and flips the table if there’s no meat side dish.”

“Am I some psycho? When did I ever flip a table…!”

It was a moment when I thought I needed to sew up the mouth of Saetbyeol, who was pouring out lies and plots without a break.

“But remember when you used the Buddha’s Avatar in the Round of 16? I’m curious, sis.”

“Yeah, yeah. The reason for using the Western naming method called Deus Aphecto is because in the past, the Kangxi Emperor sent an envoy to Louis XIV…”

“If Buddha and Jesus fought, who would win?”

“What? Is that even a question… No, wait, I think it’s better to talk about this instead.”

“Oh, really?”

Saetbyeol raised her eyebrows and winked.

“The one who initiates the fight would lose, right? Both Christianity and Buddhism emphasize peace and exclude violence.”

“Damn… so boring.”

– Haha, such a wise and funny answer! 😂

– But seriously, who would win?!

– Are all these questions meant to provoke? 😂

– As soon as I heard it, my imagination took off!

– I’m curious about the envoy story.

– Name is currently drained of energy.

– I need to recharge her quickly with ice cream.

After much trouble, we finally arrived at the gelato shop.

“5 euros and 50 cents. Enjoy, Miss Shark.”

I received a two-scoop gelato of strawberry and pistachio from the vendor.

Before digging in with a small spoon, I tasted it with my tongue to gauge the sweetness.

This is because eating something sweet later maximizes its utility.

“Mmm, the strawberry is really sweet.”

“Really sweet!”

“I should eat the pistachio first.”

“I should eat it first!”

Saetbyeol kept mimicking me like a parrot.

“Sis, you’re silly.”

“Name, you’re silly!”

“Anticonstitutionnellement.”

“What are you saying, Anticon…?”

Saetbyeol, with her tongue twisted, finally waved the white flag.

– 😂😂😂

– I feel like my intelligence is dropping the more I listen.

– Why are both of them so childish? 😂

– No Name should guarantee her sister’s appearance rights! Guarantee it!

– Sis, just wave your hand again! 😭

– People are so clingy.

I made sure the camera showed only my face to prevent too much attention on Saetbyeol.

Occasionally, groups of local youths threw glances our way, and Saetbyeol handled it wisely.

“Hey! You’re pretty! Want to be my girlfriend?”

“She’s my daughter. Does your family have a lot of money?”

“Wow…!”

Saetbyeol pointed with our hands linked together.

The naive youths believed it wholeheartedly.

– Do they really believe that? 😂

– What’s with that confidence? 😂

– If Name is her daughter, then she must get married without a second thought!

– Estimated assets of the daughter (at least several billion won).

– It’s a killer point that no one can recognize her with a shark hat on. 😂

– Well, the kids must have some conscience; they don’t mess with married women.

– Is it not racial discrimination but an outright confession attack…?

Of course, the reason for the aggro was also due to Saetbyeol’s appearance, but fundamentally it was because we were doing a personal broadcast with expensive equipment.

Attention-seeking Europeans approached us regardless of age or gender.

At the end of our market trip, a boy who looked around my age sang a line from his rap composition, eliciting great applause from the viewers.

“Let’s go to the beach with a sandy shore next.”

“Do you know the way?”

“I’m not sure… but let’s just go!”

“Seems a bit suspicious.”

The place she guided us to was a beach beautifully lined with palm trees.

It was an artificially created sandy shore like Hawaii, so there was no problem walking barefoot.

“The view is beautiful. I should contact dad and friends to come this way.”

I called my dad and friends to share our current location.

We walked along the sea until we reached an unusually crowded spot.

Pull-up bars, kettlebells, dumbbells, and various gym machines.

“They’ve set up an outdoor gym on the sandy shore.”

Over there, I could also see a boxing ring and octagon.

“Ahhh!”

Suddenly, Saetbyeol covered her eyes with both hands and screamed.

Following her line of sight through the gap in her hands, I saw muscular people working out.

“Was this your goal from the start?”

Saetbyeol stood there with her mouth agape, just watching.

“Let’s go in. If it’s that good, I’ll let you see up close. Plus, we’ll workout.”

“I want to see the workout, not participate! NO!”

I firmly grabbed her hand and dragged her into the gym fence.

Clang—

The door closed, and all eyes were suddenly on us.

To alleviate Saetbyeol’s rebellious spirit, I approached the person who looked the most fit.

“We are currently broadcasting; can we film you while you work out?”

“Broadcast? What kind of broadcast?”

“It’s a travel broadcast.”

“Okay then. Do it well for your friends, I’m doing weighted pull-ups.”

The man hung from the pull-up bar with dozens of kilograms of plates attached to his body.

His broad back muscles moved as if alive.

The viewers all exclaimed in awe, and Saetbyeol watched this scene mesmerized.

– The gym is amazing. It’s paradise!

– Wow, bro is working out like a boss!

– This is insane, insane, insane!

– The elasticity of Black athletes is unimaginable. 😂

– Strength, wow!

– Why don’t we have places like this in our country?

– There are gyms in Korea too!

“Is there only bodyweight training here?”

“If you go over there, you’ll find lots of 100 kg plates. Argh, I was trying not to use aura today, but want to go check it out?”

“Yes, please come, sis.”

“Ughhh…”

Even groaning, she had no intention of backing down.

If she had enjoyed herself so well, it was only right to pay the price.

With tears in her eyes, Saetbyeol grabbed a 200 kg barbell.

“Get your stance right, back neutral, good, stop. The exercise using aura works slightly differently; since you are just about to lift the barbell, your arms are tense. Can you lift it just a little bit off the ground?”

“Ugh! It’s so heavy.”

“Remember the power you’re using in this position. Now put it down. You know that the aura is maximized when placed at the action’s target, right?”

“Yeah.”

“The action you take one second from now is what infuses the aura into each body part. It’s not just bluntly hitting it like before. If this works well, you can even break it down to 0.5 seconds, 0.3 seconds, and 0.1 seconds. I’ll correct you along the way as you do it.”

[‘Kkalsam’ donated 10,000 won!]

– The best authority on practical aura training is giving a PT! 😱

– I wouldn’t even get to do PT with No Name for billions.

– The rash guard and shark costume are really out of place with the background. 😂

– Everyone’s looking at us strangely. 😂

– But sis seems to have talent.

– No matter how much aura is used, it’s not easy to deadlift 200 with that body.

– No Name is just on another level. 😮

In the end, Saetbyeol successfully deadlifted 200 kg, and the audience outside the gym erupted into applause.

“Wow, the shark lady is teaching your sister how to work out? From what I saw, you seem pretty knowledgeable about theory.”

The young man who first showed the weighted pull-up showed renewed interest.

“Yes, I know enough.”

“Wow, that’s amazing! Would the weightlifting hopeful like to try lifting the barbell?”

“It wouldn’t be that hard.”

Saetbyeol struggled to lift it once and was completely out of breath as the barbell rolled at her feet.

“Eh? That’s 200 kg, kiddo.”

I wrapped my hand around the bar’s center and easily lifted it with one hand.

I shook the dust off the plates in the air by bending and straightening my elbows.

“This is too light.”

“I can’t believe this…”

The muscular youth’s eyes looked like they would pop out.

““Woahhh!””

“Wah! That startled me.”

I jumped at the noise and turned around.

It was coming from the balcony of a restaurant in front of the beach.

People watching us removed their sunglasses and let out surprised exclamations.

Some even jumped out of their chairs.

“Who the hell are you! You can’t be an adult…”

“Could it be that friend?”

“Hmm? Do you know this kid?”

Saetbyeol, sensing the possibility of a photo being taken, ran off far away.

Though it was nothing, people started gathering one by one, and soon everyone was swept away by the atmosphere, surrounding the gym.

I took off my shark hat and let my two ponytails come out.

“Hello, I’m No Name, here to compete in the Mado Dae Ryun match in Nice—”

“Wowwww! So cool! Woahhh!”

Suddenly, a young man jumped around like a frog doing sergeant jumps.

Before I could finish my sentence, shutter sounds kept popping out from all directions.

“I knew something was off! It’s unreasonable for a child to exhibit such strength! There can’t be two of them in the world!”

Even those working out in the bodyweight training zone crossed over after hearing the rumors.

“200 kg isn’t heavy at all?”

“There are many people who can do this with bodyweight as well; if you can’t even lift it with aura, you don’t deserve to compete.”

“Wow… So that’s possible. I’m having a unique experience.”

– The aggro is crazy! 😂

– Oh no, people at the beach are all gathering.

– Honestly, it’s more surprising that no one recognized us until now. 😂

– If there hadn’t been a fence at the gym, it would have been a disaster!

– Where did my sister disappear to?

– Name’s worldwide popularity is incredible! 😱

“Then you came to see the match in Nice today?”

“No? There’s nothing happening in the Round of 16 in Nice.”

The Round of 16 was still ongoing.

Yesterday, Cecilia, the US’s third seed, had beaten Sweden to advance to the quarterfinals.

Including Love’s match, there were still four matches left.

“No, no, that’s not it. The streamer… what was their name… the UFC event match hosted by IllusionX.”

The streamer Twish with 20 million followers in France.

Though not well known in Korea, I at least knew the name of the gaming streamer.

But what did that person have to do with the UFC?

“Are you not here to see Matteo Miochichi?”

“Is he coming today? Here?”

“Yeah! Isn’t everyone gathered here for that? These people wouldn’t just come to watch sweaty men exercise!”

“Oh…!”

In that moment, I thanked Saetbyeol in my head 47 times.

“Thank you; I’ll call you sister all day long today.”