Page Forty-Nine … could also reunite.
“I can’t accept them yet.”
Thunder Meow-Meow tilted her head reproachfully, her sorrowful expression reminiscent of a tragic heroine from an eight o’clock TVB drama.
Damn you, I’m losing my mind!
I’ve said soft, hard, emotional, and logical words already.
“Parents remarrying and reuniting the family, I can’t think of any downsides. To be honest, I envy it to death. If you don’t want such a life, I truly can’t understand you. Or do you think I’m incapable of turning you back?”
My legs had gone numb from squatting, so I swayed as I stood up, feeling somewhat unsteady. I glanced at Yuanyue, who was holding Thunder Luo without saying anything, and helplessly shook my head.
Thunder Meow-Meow looked up at me, then turned to look at the group of mullet-haired troublemakers, “No matter if I’m male or female, whether I become an idol or not, I can’t let them go. As for how to live after turning back, we’ll figure it out later. I don’t believe that with our hands and feet, we could starve.”
These words moved the group of troublemakers to tears, and they immediately shouted, “We will always follow Big Sister!” Kneeling down, the atmosphere became like a cult, and Thunder Tiger really had the potential to become a godfather.
“Follow what bullcrap!” Tian Qian rushed forward and kicked one of the kneeling troublemakers down. Her tone was somewhat aggressive, as if she had been holding it in for a long time. “Is this called following or holding us back?”
She had previously told the Renos that no matter what decision Thunder Meow-Meow made, they should respect it. But now, she was stepping forward to speak on behalf of Yuanyue.
After scolding the troublemakers, she turned to look at her older brother, her raised spirit falling with a sigh.
“Brother, we’ve only known each other for about half a month… You’re a genuine person, treating us as brothers from the start… But many of us came to you for money. Lü Yue even sold your information to your mother. We’re not good people, at least not worth you sacrificing your family happiness for.”
“Truly… You were once such a petty person, but now you can say things like this.” Tian Qian didn’t avoid eye contact when speaking, every word sincere. Thunder Meow-Meow smiled in relief.
This was like Zaku becoming OOR.
Not just saying things like this… Tian Qian had once silenced your parents, and even Yuanyue had extended an olive branch to her.
Thinking about it, does this mean my verbal skills aren’t as high as Tian Qian’s? Am I worthy to be the protagonist?
“Sis Tian… Sis Tian is right,” the kicked troublemaker agreed first.
Then others chimed in, “Even without Big Sister, we can still survive.”
“I hope Brother can be happy too!”
“Brother’s looks, being a model idol isn’t out of the question.”
“Big Sister, keep moving forward on the path to becoming an idol!”
“Big Sister…”
For a moment, more than ten troublemakers were clamoring together.
Although they were all rascals, their admiration for Thunder Meow-Meow was genuine.
“If I go back, I’ll have less time to spend with you… Take care of yourselves, and if you have any difficulties, come find me.”
From Thunder Meow-Meow’s words, it seemed she was willing to reconcile with Yuanyue…
Huh, why did I jump in and act tough? I could have just handed it over to Tian Qian, saving myself a chapter.
“There is no permanent feast, but the people and events at the feast can influence us for a lifetime.” Lü Yue, wearing a mask, somehow appeared beside me and sighed poetically. His three whites were slightly red, making him look less intimidating.
“We won’t stay stagnant… Perhaps one day, somewhere, we can become Brother’s strength again. Let us truly follow you then.” True negotiation expert Miss Tian Qian also seemed moved. She took off her glasses without lenses and wiped away her tears.
“Mum…” Thunder Meow-Meow stood up and walked to Yuanyue, who pulled her arm and sat her down on the sofa.
“Do you want to go home?”
“If you all get remarried, I’ll go back… I haven’t truly forgiven you yet.”
“Brat… Brat, running away for so long, going out to mix with society, I’ll have a good talk with you when I get back!”
“Brother, your cute appearance doesn’t seem very authoritative. Let me hug you…”
“Don’t touch my head, you’re not respecting me. We’ll change back tonight!”
“I’ll make friends with the messenger gods, maybe change back later?”
…
I watched the interactions between this family of three, lost in thought. Xiaole tugged at my white shirt and pointed to the door of the private room.
Everyone else had already left the private room, and Lü Yue was holding the door open, signaling me to leave, perhaps to give Thunder Meow-Meow some privacy.
Stepping out of the private room, the group leaned against the wall. I felt a bit down, so I struck up a conversation with Xiaole beside me.
“What if my old mom suddenly comes back one day, like nothing happened?”
“And then your whole family can live happily ever after?”
“Yes, then Dad wouldn’t be afraid of women anymore, and we could travel wherever we wanted.”
“Chairman… Ah! Thank you!”
“Is your mother missing?” Tian Qian brought two cans of cola from somewhere and handed them to Xiaole and me. She really liked this stuff.
“My situation is the opposite. My dad gambled and fled, owing debts, and my mom was driven mad by debt collectors. She took it out on me daily, beating and yelling at me, so I ran away from home.” A fairly common unfortunate family.
“Your mom is alone now, isn’t she…” Thinking about her experience, I couldn’t finish the sentence.
“Ling Meng Little Sister, you are truly a good person. If I hadn’t run away, I might be dead at home now. So, no matter what, I won’t go back or care about her life or death… But if I can find a stable job, I’ll try to send her money anonymously each month.”
“After being treated like that, you still think of this. You could be considered a good person too.”
“Ling Meng Little Sister, you are truly strange. Just spending a few hours with you, I feel different… Before, I wished she would die. But now, thinking about it, she is just another victim, ultimately because of my father’s fault.”
“Mind follows form, perhaps your current appearance has awakened the kindness hidden deep within your heart?” I thought of Hariluya.
“Also, it’s possible that experiencing what Thunder Meow-Meow went through touched your heart and led to your growth.”
“Then, little sister, can I turn back?”
Xiao Lei held the cola can with her teeth, her eyes rolling around.
“That depends on what the deity decides. Without the identity of a deity’s envoy, I’m just an ordinary person and can’t guarantee anything for you.”
Her words were meaningless.
“Rather, do you even want to turn back? I think the blessing from the deity is perfect. Thunder Meow-Meow doesn’t have a figure as good as yours.”
Be proud, you have a 36D bust, second only to mine.
But everyone is enthusiastic about slapping my face. Tian Qian said excitedly, “Of course I want to turn back! This body can’t smoke! I’ve already accepted that I can’t drink, but now I can’t even smoke! Life has lost all its fun!”
“Your life’s fun is smoking and drinking?”
“And getting perms. I plan to get another mohawk.”
“You’re not Yan Qian, teacher! Please don’t get a mohawk! First, cultivate some other hobbies… No, first improve your terrible sense of aesthetics?”
I decided, I absolutely can’t let this guy turn back!
…
When Thunder Meow-Mew’s family came out of the private room, Thunder Luo was being dragged by the mother and daughter, limp like a rag, who knows what she had gone through.
“Thank you all for coming today. After Thunder Meow-Mew decides which company to sign with, we will hold a press conference.”
In the bar hall, Mr. Wen was dealing with people from other entertainment companies.
“This parting is just to become a better version of ourselves when we meet again. Goodbye, boss.”
Lyu Le and the other ruffians left first, leaving behind heroic figures, ready to face the next battle in their lives.
Of course, the invisible earphones and camera glasses taken by Lyu Le were returned to me.
“Eh, you want to hire me as a big brother’s manager?”
“Exactly, I think you have the ability.”
Actually, when Tian Qian was stopped by Elder Yuan Yue and left behind, I had a rough idea, after all, she really helped a lot this time.
Elder Yuan Yue patted Tian Qian’s shoulder heavily, showing great confidence in her.
I whispered to Thunder Meow-Mew, “This guy wants to keep the mohawk. You guys have to watch her… Speaking of which, you should change that half-golden outfit too.”
“Huh? The mohawk and gold are both great, right?”
I couldn’t help but be speechless. This person really has taste at the level of a nouveau riche…
“I’m very sorry about the incident where we beat you and your friend the other day… How about you hit me? No, just hit me until you feel better!”
“Hit them in front of their parents?” Oh, you’re so cute now, how could I bring myself to do it? “And as an idol, it’s very hard work. Are you sure you don’t want to turn back?”
“Yes, I won’t turn back. I want to completely say goodbye to my identity as Thunder Tiger.”
“OK!”
That’s exactly what I wanted to hear.
“You seem to be in a very good mood?”
Yes, although I don’t want to be defeated by Fish Strong, I’m really in high spirits right now!
There’s no need to wait for Old Feng, I can solve one assessment today. It’s really good luck.
Planting flowers may not yield results, but planting willows can unexpectedly grow into shade.
At this moment, my phone vibrated. It was 7 PM, and the call was from… Chang Wei… Dad?
“Hello? Dad?”
“Oh, finally connected. Son… Your dad has cooked dinner. When will you come home to eat?”
Hmm?
Yesterday… I seemed to have promised to have dinner together?
…
Interlude Five: Sister Léiluó
Hmph, those ruffians were smart enough to slip away early. I can’t let them get close to my daughter again! That masked boy seems to be quite deep in his thoughts, I need to be careful.
Little Lingmeng, who is gender unspecified, pulled her mysterious deity envoy girl, seemingly having something important, hung up the phone and left in a hurry.
Although Little Lingmeng is somewhat unreliable and likes to exaggerate, she is fundamentally a good kid. I hope she can reconcile and become friends with my daughter.
“Do you still want to invite them for a meal and apologize, but they left like this?”
Yuan Yue also seemed a bit regretful about this.
However, a goddess of beautiful girls?
I never expected there to actually be deities in the world. But if anyone can show divine signs, why did it have to be…
I observed this completely different body, extending a pair of tender hands through the clothes to touch my chest, um… Although it looks flat, it feels quite full.
“Oh, old Lei, enjoying yourself?”
Damn, because it was such a new experience, I got carried away!
Looking up, I met Yuan Yue’s teasing gaze. My daughter seemed to notice too, deliberately turning her head away, pretending not to see, which made me even more embarrassed.
Her unexpected understanding, which she never had before, actually hurt…
“It’s a misunderstanding!”
My daughter supported her chin, leaning in thoughtfully, “Dad, this will only last until 12 o’clock, right?”
“According to the deity envoy girl, that’s the case.”
“So there won’t be such opportunities in the future either. To avoid regrets…” As she spoke halfway, my daughter looked up and sent a signal to Yuan Yue. I keenly sensed that I might be in trouble, as they planned to arrange something for me.
Capturing this gaze, Yuan Yue half-closed her eyes and nodded, reaching out to embrace her daughter and the somewhat restrained Xiao Qian.
“After thanking Mr. Wen, why don’t we all go out for a meal? We should celebrate our son returning home, oh no, I mean daughter!”
Just a meal?
Sigh, am I overthinking this?
…
“Why is this happening!”
I held the knife and fork, tapping the table incessantly, shouting angrily.
Earlier, in the private room, with just the three of us, I thought they would be moved by our reunion and cry in my arms—although I don’t have such a broad chest now.
Instead, their curiosity about my appearance completely overshadowed any emotion, and they examined me thoroughly in the private room… My daughter was relatively restrained, just touching my hair and rubbing my face, while Yuan Yue treated me like a doll, touching everything.
A black dress with layered, fluffy lace hem, decorated with ribbon lantern sleeves, white collar tied in a bow. This expensive-looking outfit was currently worn by me.
Paired with a black floral hairband
, along with similarly black thigh-high socks and round-toe patent leather shoes.
This is the currently popular Gothic Lolita style… I’m a man in my late forties, and I actually have the chance to wear Gothic Lolita clothes.
Although it still looks quite good.
“Why do you need to buy such expensive clothes?”
Sitting next to me and placing the order, Yuaematsu gently stroked my back through my hair and calmly said.
“Stop complaining, old Lei. You’re now like Cinderella, existing only before 12 o’clock. To leave behind beautiful memories, this money is nothing. Pfft… How well-done would you like your steak?”
Did you just snicker?
“Medium-rare… Stop touching my head, there are children watching.”
Puffing out her cheeks angrily and turning her head, she then felt that this action was somewhat childish and let out the anger.
“Don’t be like that, eating half-cooked food is bad for the stomach. It’s better to have it well-done.”
“I’m not a child!”
“No, you look like a child right now… Miao Miao and Xiao Qian, how well-done would you like your steak? Oh, is it okay if I call you like this?”
Yuanyue suddenly threw the conversation at the two people sitting opposite who were in a spectator state.
“No problem, medium-rare is fine for me,” Xiao Qian, who was slightly flustered when addressed by Yuanyue, replied.
“I want it medium-rare too.” The daughter with her hair tied up in two ponytails habitually clicked her knuckles, making a series of clicking sounds, “Calling Miao Miao sounds a bit like a cat’s name, but calling Lei Ke Lien doesn’t seem quite right.”
Regarding the matter of my son turning into a daughter, it still feels like a dream to me. Perhaps the Goddess of Beautiful Girls wanted me to fully believe it by letting a miracle happen to me.
“Come to think of it, when naming children, wouldn’t they prepare both male and female names? If I had been born as a girl from the beginning, what would I have been called?”
It’s been years since the divorce, so I’ve basically forgotten about these things. However, Yuanyue tapped her forehead, seemingly recalling the moment of naming.
But if we really were to change the name, it’s not too late to think about it now.
“How about Le Baolian?” I suggested.
“Ew, no way, Dad is so old-fashioned, and this name makes me think of cosmetics brands… Tian Qian, quickly help me think of a name~”
Xiao Qian was taken aback, feeling somewhat at a loss.
This girl dressed like a career woman, even wearing high heels, was also transformed by the Goddess of Beautiful Girls. Supposedly, she used to be a delinquent, though it’s hard to tell now.
Her resolute stance in the bar defending her daughter against us left a lasting impression. Thanks to her words, she convinced her daughter to come home with us in the private room.
Regardless of what kind of delinquent she used to be, having a friend like her who thinks so much of her daughter is indeed a blessing.
“Do you want to help me name my brother? Deciding on a name should be done by the parents, right?”
The girl’s nervous movements were somewhat stiff, only robotically waving her hand.
“Really, your attitude is making me nervous too.” The daughter leaned against the girl, wrapping an arm around her waist and pulling her close.
She’s really assertive; she’s very much like her mother in this regard.
“You will be my agent from now on. Being this tense won’t do!”
“I was just thinking… maybe I shouldn’t have disturbed your family dinner?”
“If you say that, I’ll be upset!” The daughter feigned anger, “I’ve always considered you part of the family. This feeling won’t disappear just because I come home! From today on, you are my sister! Understand? My Qian sister~”
Hearing this, Xiao Qian’s tension eased somewhat, and she half-jokingly said,
“Sisters?… Ha, Big Brother, have you really fully integrated into this female identity? If I get the chance, I’d still like to revert…”
“Not being like myself, I can feel that a little… But I clearly know that I am still myself, so it’s all the same.”
My body has changed, considering all the hormone issues, it might affect my personality somewhat. Am I still like myself now?
“I remember, if I had been born a girl, we were going to name her可怜 (Pitiful)! Lei Pituiful!”
Yuanyue patted her forehead and said this, and I recalled it too. I remember that we first came up with this girl’s name, and then derived Lei Ke Lien from it.
But this girl has nothing to do with the word ‘pitiful.’
“Oh oh, then it’s settled! From now on, I’ll call you Lei Pituiful in private!”
Since it’s a French restaurant with decent business, and it’s peak hours in the evening, the time between ordering and getting the food seems a bit long.
During this time, I went to the restroom—using the toilet in this young girl’s body was quite an unusual experience.
When I returned to my seat, I accidentally saw four girls who looked to be quite young coming out to eat. This place has a relatively high consumption level, so it’s rare to see just children queuing here.
Two of the girls were wearing school uniforms, and their school badges indicated they were from Bìyáng Girls’ School.
“That girl, Qiaojue, left a package and ran off without saying anything. I won’t invite her for dinner tonight.” The girl with a single ponytail complained.
The girl with messy hair like seaweed comforted her, “Didn’t you ask her to keep a low profile?”
“Mm, you’re right… Thanks to Cangyu’s backup plan, if not for the listening device on the belt buckle, I would have wasted my efforts!”
The girl with long orange hair tilted her head in confusion, “But didn’t we waste our efforts today?”
“Ku ku ku ku…”
The girl with a single ponytail hugged the orange-haired girl and revealed a playful smile.
“Of course not, Orange Sister~ I’ve got all the information I wanted!”
Though I don’t know what they’re talking about, covert operations, listening devices… Are girls nowadays this scary?
Perhaps because I stood there for too long, the other girl noticed me and greeted me warmly.
“Little sister, are you lost? Do you need me to take you to find your parents?”
This child is so cute, I wish she could be my wife… No, she’s only suitable to be someone else’s wife!
“Sorry, I’m not lost! Sorry for the disturbance!”
I apologized and hurried back to my seat, staring at my daughter opposite for a while…
“Daughter, and Xiao Qian, do you want to go back to high school next year? Bìyáng Girls’ School should be pretty good, right?”
“EH?!” *2
End of page, mission accomplished!
“Of course I remember! I finished my errand! I’ll be right back!”
I hurriedly bid farewell to the group including Lei Miaomiao, declined their dinner invitation, and left the Lost Moonlight with Xiao Lěi in a rush.
Not far from the bar, at a café, Xiao Hǎitáng and Júzi were waiting inside. Along with them were two girls in Biyang school uniforms.
A girl with seaweed-like hair, likely responsible for operating the equipment, was fiddling with her notebook.
Another girl with braided pigtails was playing with Júzi, exuding a mysterious sense of amiability.
“How slow! What happened inside?”
“It’s a bit complicated to explain in detail. In short, Thunder Tiger’s team has disbanded. He was caught by his parents and won’t be able to cause trouble anymore.” I mostly told the truth, though it was somewhat of a betrayal to Xiao Hǎitáng. “His mother had informants within his small team. Even if the police didn’t intervene and you didn’t act, he would have been caught sooner or later.”
“So after all that, I still can’t fight him?”
“So your goal this whole time was to fight him? I wonder how strong Lei Miaomia is now.”
“More importantly, I have something more urgent right now. My dad cooked a meal at home, waiting for me to come back… We made plans yesterday, but I forgot.”
“Oh, then change your clothes first… Why do you look like that? Do you want to wear those clothes again?”
Actually, that’s exactly what I wanted… But since I was in such a hurry… Though Xiao Hǎitáng is wealthy, there’s no reason for her to buy me new clothes.
After changing back, I rushed home, sparks and lightning accompanying my run.
By the time I got home, it was already past eight. Xiao Lěi had eaten her fill at the bar and wasn’t hungry at all. She greeted me and climbed through the window, over the air conditioner unit, and entered my bedroom.
Watching her effortlessly maneuver… I thought about installing anti-theft bars.
Opening the door, I found my father sitting silently at the dining table, where three dishes and a soup—fish soup—were placed. The soup was cold, probably not very tasty.
“Papa~ Your son is back~”
It wasn’t because I was trying to be flashy; the atmosphere was just too tense. I tried to lighten it up.
But it seemed to have no effect. As soon as my father saw me enter, the shadows on him grew heavier. “Son, am I a terrible father?”
“Who said so? I’ve seen worse.”
Like some guy named Lei.
“Still, it seems I’m not doing well…”
I didn’t deny it, quietly averting my gaze. After all, even seeing his own son’s face was too much for him. It was obvious he was failing, and denying it would seem false.
“Don’t be pessimistic. Today’s incident was my fault. I’ll make it up to you by cooking a meal tomorrow, okay?”
I pictured Lei Miaomia’s family reconciling, feeling a bit envious. I wondered what my old lady was doing now. Did she ever think of her son?
“Let’s eat first. I’m starving.”
After eating, washing the dishes, I sat with my dad on the sofa for the first time in a while. He didn’t play galgames, and we just lay there, feet on the coffee table, not talking, silently watching a large domestic TV series—the news broadcast.
Strange as it may seem, it felt like father-son bonding.
Before going upstairs, I brought some snacks and sodas for Xiao Lěi. Entering the room, I noticed the scent of shampoo and shower gel after she had bathed. Looking at Xiao Lěi…
I took a deep breath, but what I saw made me doubt if the world was about to end.
Xiao Lěi was buried in books on my desk.
“What’s with that look! Is reading really that scary?”
“It’s terrifying! Have you been too stressed lately? Go to bed early.”
“If I fail my retake, it won’t just be the tutoring center’s fault. I’ll have to repeat a grade! I’m not calm enough to accept that. Plus, I think I’m smarter than Zhao Zhao, so maybe I can focus better now…”
From my perspective, Xiao Lěi and Zhao Zhao were roughly equal in intelligence, after all, they shared the same brain.
I opened a cabinet, pulled out a folding low table, rolled up my sleeping mat, and unfolded the table on the carpet.
“Since I have to erase Uncle Lei’s name by midnight, I’ll reluctantly give you a quick lesson.”
Though not a top student, I maintained decent grades and could help this struggling friend… probably.
“But before that, I have something important to do.”
That was to outline Lei Kèliè with a marker pen. This was my first time using a marker pen in reality. The irreversible nature of the marker pen made me nervous.
With the black marker, I outlined Lei Kèliè’s name, which gradually turned into a dazzling gold, a sign of qualification.
To the大人notebook, even though Lei Miaomia was wealthy, she was still a unlucky soul.
“Even if you completed your July quota, you still need to continue tracking Uncle Feng’s situation, right?”
“Of course! I’m very responsible! I’ll go take a shower first. You organize the questions you don’t understand, and we’ll work on them when I get out.”
…When I came out, Xiao Lěi threw me a whole workbook.
“Hehe, I don’t understand any of these.”
I realized I’d taken on a ten-star difficulty task…
…
Erasing Uncle Lei’s name, I lay down on the sleeping mat. Teaching Xiao Lěi was more exhausting than doing the problems myself, more tiring than shopping during the day. Exhausted, I fell asleep the moment my head hit the pillow.
Then I woke up in an old office. Looking at the notice board on the wall, I realized I was probably in a police station.
“30 seconds, this new recruit’s physical condition isn’t bad.”
“Alright, Master, stop with the clichés from Infinite Horror.”
The white-haired loli wore a small, well-fitting blazer vest and gray shirt, sitting cross-legged on a desk that was big for her.
This room was a safe haven for Sebastian, the protagonist of Outlast 2, in his mind, and in a sense, a type of dream.
I seriously suspected that Master Hālìlùyà was secretly playing PS4 in my room when I wasn’t home.
“Congratulations, Cháng Kǎi, on completing your first month’s assessment ahead of schedule.”
“Just lucky, the unlucky soul showed up.”
“In fact, luck played a part.
Today marks the day I fulfill my promise.”
The master stood up from his desk, spreading his small hands to look down at me.
“Come on, embrace this old man!”
“Embrace this old man”—these words were too lackluster… Seeing that I didn’t move, the master pounced into my arms instead.
“Oh-ho-ho, Cháng Kǎi’s chest is unexpectedly so out of this world… If placed in reality, how many men would drown in admiration.”
I won’t drown! Why do I feel like I’m at a disadvantage?
“Mas…ter!?”
“In order to wait for you to complete your task, this old man has been impatient… Come, hug me! Cháng Kǎi, no need to be shy.”
“Eh? Don’t rub against me!” I never thought you’d be such a loli granny!
But the master’s hair is so fine and soft, it feels so comfortable… When you gain something, you always lose something, which is the principle of equivalent exchange in alchemy.
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Huaban, in the设定, is the strongest existence. Even if Thunder Tiger uses all his strength, he cannot match her.
She is a nearly perfect character except for her chest. In short, she can be as strong as possible. It’s not strange if Xiao Hai Tang splits a typhoon with one blow in the future.
She has a severe tendency towards violence, but because she has model parents, her values are very correct.
Since the protagonist lacks the ability to show off, all the show-offs are given to her.
Oh, I really want to write the scene where Chang Kaizi and Xiao Hai Tang meet in reality…
Here is the ranking of breast size among the currently appearing characters (from largest to smallest):
Chang Kaizi (exceptional) > Tian Qian > Feng Zi > Xie Yuanyue > Lei Miaomiao > Ju Zi > Tian Xi (male) > Xiao Lei > Lei Luo > Hariluya = Xiao Hai Tang.
So powerful strength naturally comes with a painful cost.
Thunder Tiger, although he is a scoundrel, he is a scoundrel with feelings. Actually, he goes out to collect protection money because the money in his hands will eventually run out. This rich second-generation troublemaker is always trying to find ways to make money. Thinking about it this way, isn’t he quite positive?
Similarly, if his parents were more reliable, perhaps he could become a companion to Xiao Hai Tang.
Lei Miaomiao is set up as a cool and cute idol girl, confident to the point of being narcissistic.
But her budding girlish heart makes her have no resistance to cute things (like herself and Lei Luo), and she often secretly shows off when she goes to the bathroom.
The origin of this stage name comes from what she saw in a KTV, combined with the cat-eye line under Orange’s hand.
Finally, Tian Qian, a mohawk fat guy (laugh).
I didn’t expect this character to turn out so positively. Initially, she was intended to be a small villain and was theoretically meant to be sacrificed.
But after giving her **, my好感 towards this character skyrocketed… I’m really a shallow man.
Preview of the next volume.
The next volume will focus on Yan Liuzhuan, Tan Linhua, Wu Qinglan, and some currently still “shadow + question mark” characters. So, what activity would you think of first in the hot and humid summer vacation?
Of course, that would be beach, swimsuits, and volleyball, etc.! (Crazy hint, again trying to prevent it)
… Of course, due to certain well-known reasons, the female lead, who was heavily inclined in the first volume, is almost missing.
If readers don’t laugh much in this volume, please lower your expectations and look forward to laughing in the second volume.
See you later.
(The second volume only has a prologue, hehe~)
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[Volume Title] Volume Two
Front Page: A gloomy person doesn’t deserve a summer vacation!
July 23rd, Wednesday.
It has been almost two weeks since Old Feng went missing.
Like having some kind of obsession, even though Zhao Zhao went to the hellish summer tutoring class, I still braved the heat and went alone to Old Feng’s bridge tunnel shack every day, sometimes squatting there for an hour, cleaning the water cart or something.
But there was no result. Old Feng never came back.
The only achievement was that my skill at skipping stones on the riverbank became increasingly proficient, hitting up to fifteen skips in a row.
Where did Old Feng go? Is she doing well? Did she encounter any indecent events? Should I report it?
Troubled by these questions, I went to the bridge tunnel as usual today, hoping for a miracle, hoping to see the girl with the astonishing long hair.
In confusion, something seemed to be tapping me…
“Chang Kaizi! Wake up!”
I opened my eyes and saw a round-faced white-haired loli.
“Oh, Master Hariluya? When did I fall asleep?”
Everything around was still the familiar bridge tunnel, with two old shacks where Old Feng lived on the side. It seemed I had fallen asleep leaning against the inner wall of the bridge tunnel.
“Master, you came to see me in the real world?”
“Snap out of it. Do you have such outstanding assets in the real world?”
Noticing the part where the master was tapping, I blushed and covered my chest.
What? This bridge tunnel seems so real, but is it actually a dream?
“So, why did the master come today? Are the treasures we talked about ready?”
“No, the treasures aren’t ready yet.”
The white-haired loli crossed her arms, frowned with delicate brows, and shook her head disappointedly, causing her呆毛to sway.
“It’s just that your anxious appearance recently, I can’t bear to watch. As my successor, how can you be so restless over such trivial matters?”
“But Aunt Feng…”
“Well, I can’t directly tell you her situation, as it’s part of the test. Instead of worrying about her safety, you should worry about yourself.”
“Worry about myself?”
“All the names written in the notebook can sense their situations, including you as the holder.”
“Oh! So the notebook can come to help immediately even if I don’t take it out, because it knows everything that happens to me?”
Wow! There’s no privacy for those written in the notebook?
“Exactly, so you don’t need to worry about Feng Jingsheng. If anything unexpected happens, I and Tian Dao will help.”
“With you here, it really makes me feel secure!”
Don’t panic, it’s not a big deal.
Affectionately, I hugged the master and rubbed against her. She didn’t resist and sat down in front of me, resting her head on my chest, looking very comfortable.
“But as the goddess of beautiful girls, you must be responsible for those you bless. If something happens to those children during your test…”
“What happens?”
“Your test will end in failure. Haven’t I told you about the punishment for failing the test?”
“Eh~ Does that mean I’ll become a jinx?”
This is bad! That’s a big problem!
So, writing Lei Miaomiao and Tian Qian to get revenge on them is digging my own hole? Fortunately, the outcome isn’t too bad…
“In my opinion, since there are no clues, why not try to believe her? Her life experience is much richer than yours. Maybe she has already settled into a new life.”
“But this concerns my entire life’s fortune…”
“Chang Kaizi!” The gentle Hariluya suddenly raised her voice, turning her little head angrily and said, “It’s summer! It’s youth! Someone who is gloomy every day doesn’t deserve a summer vacation! Instead of running to this godforsaken bridge tunnel every day, go play!”
“Mas, Master?!”
“Starting today until the end of the summer vacation, you are forbidden from entering this bridge tunnel!”
“Eh!!!!”
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