Chapter 5

Page Four: Invincible Cat Girl Feels So Refreshing

I never thought of myself as observant, always being the type to realize things later.

But ever since Orange Grandpa came downstairs, had breakfast with us, and now sat on the sofa, she has been in a very awkward state.

Even if I, Chang Kai, were the most oblivious person, I should have noticed her situation by now.

Yes, Orange…

“Orange… could it be that you’re in a state of no undergarments…”

Ah, I blurted it out directly, even though I intended to ask more tactfully.

Then I watched as my cat’s face turned red up to her neck, tightly covering her face in embarrassment before nodding shyly.

Damn, this girl is so cute! Although the process was a bit strange, it’s amazing how the ugly and chubby Orange transformed into such a beautiful girl! Cat girl, good job! Sister, good job!

But being in a state of no undergarments is still too terrible… but we are a single-parent family with just father and son! There’s no such thing as women’s underwear in our house! Even though I look cute, I don’t have the habit of cross-dressing. Men’s underwear definitely can’t be given to her, and if she wanted to wear them, she would have done so while I was unconscious.

So I dialed the only female friend in my phone, Xiao Hai Tang.

To prevent any weird misinterpretations due to odd punctuation, I added a dot.

“Chairman? What’s the matter so early in the morning?”

Chairman is my nickname. It’s quite obvious where it comes from, although I really hate this nickname!

After all, my hair is very dense and there’s no chance of me becoming bald.

“My lovely Xiao Hai Tang~ Kai brother wants to borrow something from you~”

“Wah! How disgusting, don’t talk like that… (Dry heave sound)… What do you want to borrow?”

“Two sets of women’s underwear.”

“Go to hell! Pervert!”

The call was angrily hung up. Xiao Hai Tang really is something, why couldn’t she ask about the context first?

So I dialed another close friend, Zhao Zhao.

“My good buddy, Zhao Zhao~”

“Chairman? What’s up?”

“Why do you also call me Chairman… lend me something~”

“Huh? Lend what?”

“Women’s underwear.”

“Okay, I’ll bring them over right now—do you think I’d say that? Are you crazy? Why would you ask me for women’s underwear? I wouldn’t have such things.”

“Oh, come on, pretending not to know. Didn’t you tell me you stole neighbor Wang Ma’s underwear?”

“You got it wrong! It’s Xiao Baili’s underwear, Wang Ma’s daughter! And it wasn’t stolen! It was blown over by the wind!”

“That’s even better! Just that one!”

“I returned it… No, Xiao Baili burned it in front of me. (Sniffling sound)”

“Alright, buddy, I need your help urgently. Please come over immediately.”

“No way, it’s such a good weekend, I want to play RIDDLE JOKER at home.”

“I have a girl here, a real one.”

“Reporting to Chairman! Zhao Zhao is on his way! Huhu-huhu-huhu…”

Then a whooshing sound came from the phone, could Zhao Zhao be running madly?

Cute girls are the source of energy for boys, the stabilizer for male high school students to maintain their identity.

But the boys in the boys’ school lack this source of energy and stability, making their adolescence repressed.

When this repression reaches its peak, they are no longer just ordinary high school boys; some become perverts, others homosexuals.

My good buddy Zhao Zhao became one of those perverts. Once a sunny sports-loving basketball enthusiast, he now suppresses his desires in the boys’ school, turning into an ultimate pervert. Poor kid, the boys’ school is a hell that destroys human nature.

As for me… I just used a toxic stabilizer called Tan Linhua… No, I don’t want to recall this anymore.

Our two-story farmhouse is located in the urban-rural fringe area. It should have been demolished long ago. But back then, everyone in the village chose to collectively renovate to get more compensation. Plus, the older brother in charge of this project was a rare genius, transforming the original farmhouses into luxurious European-style villas—too much effort resulted in scaring off the developers.

That genius used these villa-like farmhouses as his calling card, achieving success within a few years.

This happened many years ago, but students studying architecture still visit to admire his masterpiece.

Zhao Zhao is also from the village, and his house isn’t far away. Considering he drives and saves time with acceleration, I reckon he should be here soon. I held the notebook of beautiful girls and waited at the entrance hall.

Yes, I’m holding the notebook. I want my good buddy to turn into a beautiful girl to buy some underwear for Orange. Isn’t it obvious?

The monkey symbolizing **, the muscular ape, the clothed mountain gorilla, made a sudden stop with a “slap” sound at my front door.

Of course, he doesn’t have a car. The “slap” sound is the friction between the rubber soles of his shoes and the ground.

He didn’t come in immediately but took a deep breath to calm down, adjusted his casual clothes, and used his Apple phone as a mirror, slickly smoothing his pompadour before entering satisfied.

As he passed by, I noticed his pompadour had red tips. Ming’er might get in trouble with the principal tomorrow.

I closed the notebook, ignored the shocked exclamation behind me, “Damn, Chairman, why am I glowing?” and smugly shut the door.

Speaking of Zhao Zhao, a muscular man turning into a beautiful girl, will he also be muscular? Could he be like a Tequila girl? I carefully turned around, trying not to see anything indecent… peeking…

Hmm, fortunately.

Due to his body shrinking, the short-haired girl with red tips tightened her belt to keep her pants from falling down.

However, the expression on the female version of Zhao Zhao’s face was complicated, unsure whether she was angry or happy.

Orange Grandpa was tilting her head from the living room, peering over.

“Chang Kai! Is this your doing? Hehehehe…”

Although it was a questioning tone, she started laughing oddly.

Not good, thinking about it, turning this perverted mind into a woman feels like an insult to all Earth’s women…

“Listen up, Zhao Zhao, I actually have the power to turn people into beautiful girls.”

Yes, this is divine power. I am currently the apprentice of the Goddess of Beautiful Girls!

“Ma Ji Ga? Can I change back?… Wah! So small!”

Zhao Zhao pretended to be hot and pulled open his collar to peek at his chest.

“Cough, cough, yes, you can, but I have an important task for you… honestly, I’m considering whether I should give it to you… can’t you show some self-respect?”

“Sorry, Chairman, I suddenly need to use the restroom! May I use the toilet?”

This guy is so easy to read… actually, I kind of want to see it too.

Seeing the female version of Zhao Zhao run into the bathroom, Orange came closer from the living room.

“Onii-chan, didn’t you say you wouldn’t write animal names anymore? Why did I see a red-haired gorilla turn into a beautiful girl?”

Did Orange really call me Onii-chan? But Onii-chan and this term ‘laozi’ (I) don’t match well…

Although she looks like a gorilla, she isn’t really one.

In any case, seeing Zhao Zhao as a gorilla is disrespectful to real gorillas!