Chapter 5

<Episode 6> Don’t Just Wing It, You Pigeon-Toed Chick!

Get lost, pervs! Let’s review the Yaoi Game Guide Curl!

Yaoi game trouble to fight side story guide.

Yo, yaoi fiends!

Last time’s guide was more popular than expected, so I’m writing more.

This isn’t main story but a mid-level sub-story,

but it’s surprisingly important – not knowing this could be super disadvantageous.

First off, if you followed my last post, you should’ve beaten Yu-jin Kim in the tutorial.

If you didn’t win, keep trying until you do.

Otherwise, you’ll get a hospital event where…

you straight-up get NTR’d by your childhood friend and get a bed ending.

The childhood friend goes all out first; it’s kinda ridiculous how bad it is.

People trying to complete the compendium can intentionally lose oo

Anyway, once the first class ends and your intelligence increases, NPC dialogue opens up.

There are three characters you can talk to:

1. Class President

2. Homeroom Teacher

3. Nurse

All of them have dialogue and their own events.

Talking to the Class President opens the harem route.

But it’s dumb because it’s called a “harem route” but there’s no actual scenes.

You all know the devs for this game are idiots, right?

seriously, in a yaoi game, the protagonist doesn’t make a move on anyone except the childhood friend.

80% of it is NTR.

Though there is a route where Yu-jin that bastard takes the Class President from you.

Damn, these guys are really committed to NTR huh?

Honestly, the harem route has more cons than pros.

But do you really want me reversing NTR’ing the girls?

Or getting reverse NTR’d by Kim Yu-jin?

Then you can talk to the Class President.

Just warning though, talking to her makes your childhood friend jealous,

which increases the NTR probability, so be careful.

Getting the happy ending is ridiculously hard.

For your first run, I recommend just skipping dialogue.

You can always talk to the Class President later since she’s a sub-character anyway.

She doesn’t have much importance overall.

Next is the homeroom teacher – you HAVE to talk to her.

Otherwise the story won’t progress.

Unlike other characters, choices with her are important.

Depending on what you choose, she’ll start talking down to you,

which is an important story element so you should aim for it.

If you don’t, you won’t get support later and the NTR probability skyrockets.

The homeroom teacher is super cute but secretly capable,

so raising her goodwill early helps.

When she says you’re destined to be a true hero, you’ll gain connections with the association/guild,

making the story way easier.

Seriously, her goodwill will skyrocket once she starts talking down to you.

Beginners should definitely open up dialogue here.

Lastly, the nurse – she’s an antagonist connected to Hwagcheon.

If you talk to her, there’s a route where the protagonist gets eaten.

Not eating others, but actually getting eaten.

Since she’s super loyal to Kim Yu-jin,

she’ll try to seduce and eat you.

It’s honestly kinda ridiculous, but worth seeing once,

though obviously it’s a bed ending.

The ending shows the protagonist and childhood friend as slaves side-by-side.

That said, if you never talk to her…

She does trigger special monster events later.

The monsters give lots of experience.

So talk to her, but don’t respond to anything.

Just literally say hi and leave.

To summarize:

1. Talking to the Class President opens the harem route and increases NTR probability

2. Must talk to the homeroom teacher and get her to talk down to you

3. Can talk to the nurse but should minimize conversation

If you follow these three points, nothing too special happens.

As you know, this game has tons of NTR routes so watch out for landmines,

and if you like bad endings, feel free to intentionally trigger them.

I’ll write another guide next time.

…

School lessons were surprisingly normal.

Rather, they were easy.

Middle school level problems that could be solved easily.

‘This isn’t bad, but kind of boring.’

Yu-jin originally only studied.

This level was something he could solve while half-asleep.

He thought it would be nice if they at least gave problems to solve during class,

when suddenly…

“Uh…then this problem…hiik! How about Young-ho comes up and solves it?”

The homeroom teacher made eye contact then panicked and looked away.

She was short with puppy-like cuteness.

Good at teaching, with a cute voice.

Her only flaw was getting startled multiple times during class.

‘This time I was finally going to gather courage and present…’

For nerds, even raising a hand requires courage.

With her getting startled every time, the timing was always missed.

By the time he realized, class had ended.

‘I wonder if making friends by teaching them would work? Is that too stupid?’

Anyway, no one talked to him during breaks either.

Giving plenty of time for introspection.

He was thinking about various plans for socializing when…

“Uh, uh, Mr. Yu-jin?”

Turning his head, the homeroom teacher was nervously approaching.

Looking again, she was really short.

About the same height as his seated position?

Though Yu-jin was exceptionally tall himself.

She seemed believably middle school age.

“Yes, teacher.”

“Hiiik! Auuu.”

She trembled just from his response.

Her small hands covering her head was quite adorable.

Something about it triggered protective instincts.

‘Auuu? Is there really someone who talks like that?!’

So this world really is different.

They said there were many beauties, and people’s personalities are diverse.

Who knew the homeroom teacher could be this cute.

A small joy added to school life.

“Uh…the nurse asked to see you…”

“No, it’s not forced…we’re originally close! Uh…it’s not wrong…

“To speak casually…”

“I’m, I’m sorry! I crossed the line! I’ll behave properly from now on! Even King Sejong would be surprised at how well I’ll behave!”

Startled, the homeroom teacher covered her head with the textbook.

Amazingly, it completely hid her face.

Every action was from a genuinely cute teacher.

“No, speaking casually is…fine. I prefer it too.”

Of course, many teachers used honorifics as a sign of respect to students.

He understood that.

But Yu-jin, model student of Eastern etiquette,

still found teachers using honorifics uncomfortable.

“Uh…my original speech pattern…”

“Hm?”

“No! I’ll do it! You’re forcing me to use honorifics! No, I mean I will!”

Is it really something to plead this desperately about?

Well, he couldn’t think about talking to classmates anyway.

“Anyway, the nurse said she wanted to see you?”

“Ahh, yes. Ah, no! Uh…yes! She wants to consult.”

The homeroom teacher quickly nodded.

“Consulting. Well, that’s familiar enough.”

Surprisingly, students without friends draw attention in other ways.

Especially significant attention from the school.

Whether they’re being isolated, whether there are any issues.

It’s the teachers’ job to assess that.

Frankly, responding is quite unpleasant.

But one can’t ignore the teachers’ efforts.

“Thank you for delivering the message.”

“Eh, eh?”

Standing up and heading out into the hallway.

After the homeroom teacher disappeared from sight, he strangely regretted it.

Thinking about it, wasn’t demanding speech patterns incredibly arrogant?

Maybe a mere student shouldn’t think themselves above others.

He didn’t know much about this world’s common sense after all.

In this world, maybe teachers using honorifics is average?

‘What if I end up disliked despite being such a good teacher?’

At least the homeroom teacher was someone he could talk to comfortably.

Should he go apologize now?

That would probably look strange in its own way.

Ultimately, Yu-jin walked down the hallway feeling regretful.

“Have to be more careful next time.”

Because of that, he failed to notice the homeroom teacher looking at him strangely.

It had been ten minutes since he couldn’t enter the nurse’s office.

There was no particular reason he couldn’t enter.

“Just don’t want to be alone with someone!”

Simply being alone with another person made his stomach churn.

“Hopefully they won’t say anything about missing class…”

Fortunately, this side has the pretense of consulting.

Though for that, he’d have to enter the nurse’s office first.

“Alright, I’ve come this far, I should at least do the consultation.”

Taking a deep breath, he opened the door to the nurse’s office.

“Excuse me.”

Inside was only the nurse.

She had dramatically thrown off her skirt, wearing only black stockings and panties.

The black stockings clearly showed the panty line and leg lines.

“Dear me.”

“……”

His mouth went dry instantly.

His mind went blank.

Ahhhhhh! What should I do in a situation like this?!

Will I get expelled? Will I be arrested for no fault?

Since I saw it, it’s not technically false accusation, right? Though what is false accusation anyway…

“What are you doing?”

The nurse called out to Yu-jin with a suggestive smile.

She had already changed clothes.

Was it because he saw that embarrassing scene earlier?

The doctor’s coat she wore now somehow looked strangely sensual.

‘Shall we just pass over that situation earlier?’

Well, it was an accident after all.

As a teacher, she wouldn’t want to have awkward relations with students.

Still, for someone who exposed herself to be so nonchalant…

Is this really the response of an adult?

He was slightly impressed.

Yu-jin took advantage of her consideration to bring up his issue.

“Counseling…”

“Oh, did I invite you under that pretext this time? Though coming without any reason is fine too.”

She sat down first, crossing her legs.

Yu-jin glanced around before sitting opposite her.

The nurse smiled faintly.

“Such a reaction and yet no response…my self-confidence as a woman is shaken.”

She playfully tapped her high-heeled foot.

Her appearance was slightly provocative.

!……

!…

………

Completely failing to pick up on that signal, Yu-jin simply sat down.

The nurse openly displayed a disappointed expression.

“…Hmm, nothing today?”

“……”

Yu-jin blinked, not understanding what she meant.

‘What does she mean? Is she asking if anything happened?’

If she’s asking if anything happened, nothing did!

It was an unusually quiet school life.

The only change was becoming friends with Young-hee.

“Young-hee…”

“Ahh, yes! You’ve finally gotten her, congratulations.”

“Got her” sounds strange.

Sure, he got a friend through money,

but it was still sincere.

Young-hee probably thinks of him as a pure friend too.

…Right?

“Young-hee might not think of it that way…”

“That’s true too. Sorry. Though you must have your thoughts, I was too hasty.”

No need to apologize.

Anyway, the nurse uses honorifics too.

Seems like honorifics are standard in this world.

Learned another new piece of common sense.

“What about Chul-soo?”

She seems to already know about Chul-soo.

Well, naturally.

He was practically Yu-jin’s only friend.

But he’s already dealt with that!

“We agreed to take practical classes together.”

At that, the nurse was slightly surprised and nodded.

‘Already prepared everything.’

The nurse highly evaluated Yu-jin.

The foolish executives of Hwagcheon don’t understand.

How remarkable this man in front of her is.

A talent fitting for Hwagcheon.

Still a student now, but his infamy will spread endlessly.

“Getting Chul-soo out of the way and acquiring a girl like Young-hee must all be stepping stones for him.”

And he’s already planned how to deal with Chul-soo.

Truly surpasses all my calculations.

Still, I can’t just admire here and let my subordinates lose face.

“Then I’ll prepare separately too.”

“Hmm.”

Yu-jin silently nodded.

That gave the nurse a strange thrill.

Such an excellent man trusts her.

Just that fills her with excitement and pride.

‘Handle it naturally during class. Need thorough preparation to make it look like an accident.’

The nurse firmly resolved within.

Yu-jin didn’t realize she hadn’t noticed he was just giving appropriate responses.

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Meanwhile, Chul-soo was talking to a female student.

“Class President.”

“Hmm?”

“Can I talk for a moment?”

“Sure.”

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