Chapter 494

[HaruTV]

[Class of ’43 Jeju Math Trip Vlog #1]

[View Count: 280,000 · 1 hour ago]

To attract viewers, place highlights at the beginning.

The vlog from HaruTV perfectly adhered to the age-old adage passed down through generations in the VTubing industry.

[Best Comments]

-(0:01) Noname is standing upside down on a horse, how can I not click this [Likes: 12,000]

└ I seriously doubted my eyes, lol.

└ Who’s the bold one who dared to make a Noname deepfake? I thought it was absurd.

└ Is it really Noname?

└ Of course, is there anyone else who can do that besides Name?

└ Born in ’43, it’s like the world is upside down.

-(0:48) Name’s first appearance

└ It’s obviously Noname from behind!

└ So they actually cut in midway.

└ (0:54) The kids’ conversation is hilarious, lol. “Isn’t that Name? Go check!” “What if it’s right if I go…!”

└ Isn’t it more of a “what if it’s not?” situation?

└ Were they scared of getting hit, lol?

[‘Glasses with a Lock’ donated 5,000 won!]

-Delinquent Name, wow.

“Delinquent? Have you ever seen a delinquent getting bullied like this? I’m clearly a victim, a victim.”

-Today was legendary, lol.

-“Hey, I’m bored, let’s swing.”

└ This is outright slander, lol.

└ Insane, lol.

-Why isn’t there a revelation about delinquent Noname…

└ Maybe they bullied her so much she doesn’t even think about revealing it?

-Ugh! I’m a baby delinquent.

While watching the video, I took out an aloe mask pack provided by the hotel.

It was designed for adults, so I had to crumple it a bit to fit it on my face.

The vlog had already reached the part where we were flying to a pork cutlet buffet.

It also captured the moment I snatched one dish after another from the kids’ plates.

“No, isn’t it true… It’s said that other people’s food always looks more delicious. When you order jajangmyeon, you want to eat jjambong, and when you order jjambong, you want jajangmyeon. No, what am I, a bread shuttle… Everyone, don’t misunderstand. I served the kids everything they wanted after I finished my food. I should be on now, but did they hide it all?”

I contorted my expression as if in injustice.

Really, I only had one plate but brought over more than ten.

[Here’s some pork cutlet and cheese rolls. I also brought a little corn salad because if you only eat meat, you might get sick.]

[Thank you, Name!]

Fortunately, shortly after, a scene came where I could clarify.

I sighed with relief.

“Phew. See? I was right.”

-What the…

-How did they get away with this?

-Delinquent Name, I’m watching you closely…!

-If I get a bit serious, Name is really nice, lol.

After that, a brief chaotic karaoke moment on the bus passed by, and the screen transitioned to the Jeju Horse Experience Hall.

“Hold on a sec. I’ll go throw away this mask pack.”

Finally, it was time for that scene to come up, so I hurriedly left my seat.

[Hey, what are you doing there! It’s dangerous, get down quickly!]

I could hear the instructor’s desperate shout from yesterday.

A chat window capable of holding up to 10,000 people was created.

Looks like we’re getting explosive reactions.

About 30 seconds later, I was back on the bed.

[‘Mystery Man’ donated 100,000 won!]

-Successfully completed the mission of riding a Jeju horse and doing a planche!

“Wow… a hidden mission I didn’t even know about…! Thank you for the 100,000 won donation.”

-They’re making all that noise up there, and the horse is just standing still, lol.

-Jeju horses are super gentle.

-The horses that aren’t gentle didn’t survive…

-The instructor was genuinely shocked, lol.

After that, nothing much happened.

There was a brief controversy over me making the boys do a pyramid, but I firmly handled the viewers and rooted out the noise from the start.

After all, such sympathetic views disappeared completely in 30 seconds.

The kids had made a huge mess in the living room after eating delivered pork belly in my room.

The first day vlog of HaruTV ended with everyone cleaning up together.

I lay on the bed and decided to share the aftermath.

“But really, I thought that was the end, but it wasn’t. After I showered, the girls flocked into my room again. They were so noisy while watching the UFC. Oh, did anyone watch the match yesterday?”

[‘One Punch Three Corn’ donated 5,000 won!]

-I went all the way to Boston to watch it live ^^

“How envious. If I had known the schedule would move up this much, I would have stayed longer in the U.S. The stadium was just 10 minutes from my house. What a shame.”

[‘Rosssol’ donated 5,000 won!]

-Watching the UFC title match live in the U.S. vs. going on a math trip with Academy friends.

“Why keep comparing? Of course, I’d choose the latter. I thought about whether I could have played like today if I hadn’t dropped out of the Academy… Hmm, but don’t you all think it’d look weird if I was still in elementary school? Am I right?”

Most viewers generally agreed with my statement.

I felt reassured that my thoughts weren’t wrong once again.

“I don’t regret the decision to drop out, anyway. If you force yourself into a place you shouldn’t be, problems are bound to occur. As long as I can keep in touch with my friends for a long time, then being apart for a little while is okay, right?”

-ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-So sadㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-It’s profound to say that you need some distance to become close. It makes you think a lot.

-Children who are born geniuses have to get familiar with loneliness…

-That’s true. When others are learning linear equations, it’s understandable to develop feelings you never had before if you win the Fields Medal.

-It’s okay, we’re here.

-Should we ditch Name?

-They were having such a cute time with their friends today that I didn’t realize they had these worries…

Unintentionally, the atmosphere in the chatroom became very downcast.

I pondered if there was anything to lighten the subject, and felt I couldn’t help but say this.

“The sentence that says you have to keep some distance to become close really resonated with me. Maybe it’s not just us humans but also nature and the universe that are designed this way. Just by looking at the potential energy curves of atoms, it shows a U-shaped curve, which indicates that the repulsive force due to the Pauli exclusion principle becomes dominant at very close distances compared to Van der Waals attraction. Similarly, it’s ideal for people to form relationships in a stable state-.”

[‘Menaname’ donated 10,000 won!]

-I’m so sad I can’t understand what you’re saying, Nameㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

[‘Jobless Dog’ donated 5,000 won!]

-My dad said he was impressed that I’m listening to all the lectures and gave me 50,000 won (real touching story).

“You gave me 50,000 won and only 5,000? Since the transaction fees won’t be much, just give me 40,000 won more. No, give it to me. Otherwise, I’ll ban you.”

-LOL.

-You’ve been caught, huh? If you deny it, you’re blacklisted?

-I’m going to lose 50,000 won to see Name’s reaction, lol.

-No, I can’t stand such touching moments…!

-We were having such a good vibe, Name!

[‘Jobless Dog’ donated 40,000 won!]

-That’s why perceptive kids areㅠㅠㅠ But I’m curious, Name, do you have any height-restricted attractions?

-OH…!

-Now that you mention it, no one was checking Noname’s height.

-Are you purposely avoiding height-restricted attractions? lol.

-Noname, explain yourself!

-Just pocketing the money and banning me, right?

I pouted and raised my voice.

“Hey! If you’re over 40 inches, you can ride anything. Do you think I can’t exceed 102cm… Seriously, I’m not that short, you know? Why do people look at me like that… ugh.”

I placed my hand on my chest and calmed down.

Lately, more viewers have been rising up.

Since I respond to each of them, they probably find it entertaining and provoke me even more.

I held the camera with both hands and made an annoyed expression, warning them directly.

“Don’t talk about my height. It makes me uncomfortable.”

Did they think I was genuinely angry?

The viewers collectively gasped, and long apology messages began to appear one after another.

I finally managed to raise one corner of my mouth and smirk.

“Heh, I’m just kidding. You can do that as much as you want. You all love me because I’m cute, don’t you?”

Everyone was surprised.

I gently placed a hummingbird drone with its camera on top of my palm.

I carefully stroked the head part with the camera.

“I personally hope you all feel a sense of awe towards me, but given this kind of treatment, I eventually think it’s an expression of affection. However, those who say it directly will all be given the Finger-Whirler treatment, so you’d better be prepared. Got it?”

Knock knock—

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong—!

The sound of the entrance doorbell rang incessantly.

I hopped down from the bed and dashed to the door.

Suddenly, a white pillow flew towards my face.

Thump—

What is this? There’s no shock, but it feels pretty bad.

Setting the pillow down, I saw Han Seori with her bright blue eyes making a mischievous face.

“I’ve come to declare a pillow war, Noname! I’ll hit your head a hundred times and make you one meter tall!”

“The sample comes out immediately. Let me show you what’ll happen.”

“Huh? Who are you talking to… Kyaaaaa!”

I lowered my center of gravity and dashed toward Han Seori.

Before she could even react, I dove and landed with my head placed at her feet.

I wedged my legs between hers and wrapped my hands around her knees and ankles.

Like a rabbit caught by an anaconda, her left leg was tightly bound.

“Waaaah!”

Crash—

Han Seori landed on her bottom.

Normally, I should wrap her ankle to complete a heel hook setup, but…

I grabbed the fallen pillow and started smacking her head with it.

“Don’t mess with! My! Height!”

“Aah! I won’t! Kyaaaa, save me, Name!”

“Do you have any idea how much I worry? What if 150 is my limit? What if I can’t even exceed 140?”

“Ehehe! Name, your chick panties are showing…!”

“What do you mean? When did I wear those panties—”

My pants didn’t come down, did they?

As I subconsciously tried to pull my pants up with one hand, I suddenly felt a thud to my back of the head.

Thump—

“Name fell for that! Nice one, Han Seori!”

“Eheh, don’t announce my death…! Quack-quack.”

Han Seori fell valiantly, and the kids who followed swung pillows at me.

Did I really fall for such simple-minded words…?

Me?

“Charge! Don’t stop, take down Name!”

Pillows flew in without rest.

At this moment, my body hurt more than my heart; rather, I felt filled with indignation.

I’ve become so soft that I fell for such childish tricks.

Yet, “chick panties”? That was too much.

I was on the verge of tears from injustice.

“Oh? Isn’t Noname crying?”

“No, who said I’m crying?”

“Hey, Name, are you crying? Or… am I wrong?”

The moisture in the tear ducts, which had been welling up, evaporated completely.

There’s an opening.

I gripped the pillow tightly in both hands and rolled out of the encirclement.

I ignited my eyes, rapidly spinning the pillow.

Swish swish swish swoosh—

“You’re all dead.”

Bang—

A loud explosion erupted from my hands.

A fluffy white ball floated lazily in front of me.

The hotel pillow couldn’t withstand the pressure and burst.

This situation is a bit perplexing.

My friends also fell silent and lowered their weapons.

“Name again.”

“?”

“Looks like Name messed up again.”