Chapter 491

Chapter 491. Don’t Leave Creativity to the Users. (3)

And on the long-awaited morning of the event day.

I decided to send what could be considered the most decent creation by Nero and Gryanarr, the so-called “Parts Tree.”

“This is truly one of our masterpieces. Thanks to it, the supply of parts for ships and bases has become smooth.”

“Y-yeah, th-thanks to this, the r-repair speed of ships has s-significantly increased…”

“Hmm.”

Moreover, as those two mad scientists said, for some unknown reason, its performance was subtly impressive.

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[Living Parts Tree]

[The insane obsession and intelligence of Dr. Nero and Dr. Gryanarr, two mad scientists.]

[Time based on idleness when there’s nothing to do at the right moment.]

[And finally, overflowing resources combined to produce something impressive, as always.]

[Although sometimes strange things happen.]

[The creators themselves responded, “We made metal parts grow on a tree, what more do you want?”]

[Effect]

[Repair speed of bases and fleets +1%]

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‘What is this?’

Based on the setting that parts grow on the tree, making supply smooth, something that unexpectedly increases repair speed pops out.

But besides this, looking at the submissions made by users with superhumans, there were all sorts of things with oddly impressive yet subtly strange performances…

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Title: What is this Expo submission lololol

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [Something shaped like a gourd, the inside is too dark to see.jpg]

Someone submitted this, claiming it’s a rapid growth pot.

[After putting in a dandelion, it transforms into a plant-type monster and fights superhumans.gif]

Why does it turn into a giant monster?

Comments:

-[Lololol]

-[There are so many like that in the Expo submissions]

-[There are tons of weird stuff like that]

-[The funny thing is, that plant monster is super weak lolol] (Author)

-˪[How so?]

-˪[Just your average B-tier level?] (Author)

-˪[It eats up a ton of resources though]

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Title: Watching Expo submissions is so fun

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [A pink dildo with a powerful beam at the end, and a beam cutter forms on the surface when swung.jpg]

This kind of thing pops up in adult content.

They say you can turn off the beam and just hit with it.

Comments:

-[I think I’ve seen this in a cyberpunk game]

-[But if you get hit by that, whether you’re a superhuman or not, your mental state would just break]

-˪[The commander actually likes it when superhumans get hit~]

-˪[Can’t help it with the meat hammer]

-[But is the performance good?]

-˪[You know from other submissions, it’s just for entertainment]

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“The submissions for the Expo, none of them have exceptionally outstanding performance.”

“That’s true.”

What should I even say?

There are a lot of unique things, but most of them are just unique and nothing more.

Just looking at the items in the posts I saw now…

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[Acceleration Growth Pot]

[Anything you put in grows quickly.]

[But you have to take it out fast, or it turns into a plant monster.]

[Effect]

[If you put in 1,000 minerals and 100 rare resources, a B~C-tier plant-type non-humanoid monster is created.]

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[Shining Glow-in-the-Dark Meat Hammer] – [Adult Version]

[Just made it for fun]

[It’s a particle beam, not an optical beam, so spraying it like a spray can have a more satisfying effect]

[Normal soldiers die if hit]

[No special effects, what more do you want from a modified dildo]

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Most of them just look impressive, but their effects are underwhelming or inefficient.

Or they’re just literally toys submitted for fun.

But because of that, users, who might have felt pressured by the name “Expo,” started to feel more free.

And as everyone started submitting freely, the users’ creativity was genuinely stimulated.

However, as time goes on, regardless of the pressure fading away… the sheer idiocy that surpasses users’ creativity has started to pump up in full swing.

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Title: Expo has some pretty decent stuff

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [A beautifully modified ‘General Grade’ Battleship.jpg]

It’s only the exterior that looks like that, it can’t actually fire cannons or anything.

Seems like they created some kind of creative ship?

Comments:

– [Oh, the quad-barrel cannons are so cool]

– [Did they replace the VLS with just cannons?]

– [Where did they sell off the air defense system;;]

– [It’s a retractable system, pops out when needed] (Author)

– [Retractable? That’s kinda hot]

– [?] (Author)

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Title: Brought out the outfit I was going to submit to Ero-Sense

Author: Ranger

Content: [A bright and flashy dress.jpg]

Just wanted to make something pretty, so I tried it out.

They accepted it as a creative piece anyway.

Oh, by the way, some people might not understand why this was meant for Ero-Sense (adult content).

[Back view of the dress, open from the neck collar down to the tailbone.jpg]

It’s for doggy style while wearing the dress.

Comments:

– [So naughty]

– [Way too lewd]

– [How do you even live daily life wearing this?]

– [[Additional back cover.jpg]] (Author)

– [[Cape.jpg]] (Author)

– [There’s a sub-option for you (extra charge)] (Author)

– [Dang, this guy’s good at business]

– [Seizing the moment to shamelessly promote]

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Beyond just bringing ships, superhumans, or outfits for users to wear… after realizing that there are no brakes except for the ‘precautions’ mentioned by the staff… they’ve fully unleashed their madness, going on a wild rampage.

Starting from so-called modern art—’unidentifiable sculptures that make no sense’—to vending machines that somehow work (with a weird smell)…

A so-called automatic hair-cutting machine, but in the demo video, it naturally ‘sliced the neck’ and removed the source of hair—a crazy murder robot.

A mobile device that users or superhumans can ride, but turns out they just stuffed D-grade superhumans inside and covered them with robot-like limbs.

Or a bizarre piece of equipment that, when equipped, suddenly makes a swastika spread in four directions, supposedly for ship aggro.

In many ways, while preventing brain-melting content from becoming outright disgusting, they’ve let everything else run wild.

Seeing all sorts of bizarre and grotesque things popping up mercilessly in ‘general content’… I felt no courage to venture into the ‘adult content’ section, which I had only glanced at earlier.

The only saving grace was that there were plenty of others who would check it out, so I didn’t have to personally suffer eye trauma—just read other users’ reviews.

But right after that thought…

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Title: Adult Content Viewing Review

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [A mosaic-covered list of adult content exhibits at the Expo.jpg]

They warned in the title, and blocked dangerous images unless users directly accessed them.

But overall, it’s…

I recommend good kids don’t go.

The deeper you go, the more you realize how twisted 500k users can get.

Comments:

– [What’s there to make it so bad?]

– [The tamest one is a superhuman stuffed into a toilet circulation system] (Author)

– [What?]

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After seeing that review, I decided not to even glance in that direction.