Chapter 45

Pyongyang cold noodles came out, and 1 minute later.

The noodles, of course, and even the broth were completely emptied.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Are you a former food fighter, Gyesekkihoon?

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, you eat so fast.

【Yoho】—Seems like it suits your taste?

【Min Ji】—Vinegar… Mustard…

【Jujijoa】—You eat so luxuriously.

【Qkrnfl892】—Thought it was a vacuum cleaner.

【Maehwa Tree】—The sound of slurping, wow… Recording complete.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Send me some too.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—You eat so roughly. I wish you’d eat me roughly too… (〃ω〃)

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Shut up, you crazy bitch. Before I pierce you with this 3===D.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—(⌒_⌒;)

I placed the empty bowl on the table with a thud.

And silently stared at the chat window.

【Qkrnfl892】—Your face looks like you just ate military rations.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Was it not good?

【Jujijoa】—You’re not mad, are you?

【Drifting AI】—I’ll speak. Based on facial analysis: Anger 94%. Sadness 3%. Annoyance 2%. Excitement 1%.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! Is the analysis accurate?

【Drifting AI】—Probability of accuracy: 1%.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—You crazy bastard.

To conclude, it wasn’t a bad taste.

Though bland, it wasn’t as bad as the Pyongyang cold noodles I had last time.

‘At this level, even people who dislike Pyongyang cold noodles could eat it without rejection.’

Now I think I understand why this place has good ratings and reviews.

Anyway, to give my taste evaluation.

“It’s somewhat tasty?”

I could say it was tasty.

Of course, it doesn’t suit my taste.

I was just evaluating based on people who like Pyongyang cold noodles.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Tasty?

【Jujijoa】—Must be different because it’s expensive.

【Yoho】—Pyongyang cold noodles are delicious anywhere. Hehe.

【Handsome Licker】—But no matter how tasty, 54,000 won for a bowl of cold noodles is a rip-off.

【Qkrnfl892】—Exactly. Too expensive for cold noodles.

“Well, it’s expensive as you say… But it’s not an incomprehensible price.”

【Handsome Licker】—?

【Maehwa Tree】—Hmm.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—It’s an incomprehensible price, you bastard!

【Qkrnfl892】—Is it that tasty?

“The taste is one thing, but the interior is done in traditional Korean style.”

【Yoho】—Right. The traditional style makes the atmosphere nice. I want to visit later. Hehe.

【Handsome Licker】—What does the interior have to do with it? Damn.

【Qkrnfl892】—Can’t follow the thoughts of rich people…

“And after finishing the cold noodles, mango bingsu comes as dessert.”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Yeah, reviews say the mango bingsu is really good. Tastier than the 100,000 won bingsu from some hotel.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—What? So the mango bingsu is the main dish?

【Qkrnfl892】—Seems like it.

【Handsome Licker】—Even considering all that, I still can’t comprehend the price. What kind of cold noodles cost 54,000 won?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—There are places that sell 3 servings of pork belly for 100,000 won.

【Handsome Licker】—That’s the problem with the people who go there.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn, those idiots.

“If you’re unhappy with the price, just decide not to come here. It’s not like they’re harming you. The price is up to the owner, and I don’t intend to argue about it.”

I decided to avoid the price debate.

It could harm the restaurant.

My broadcast has few viewers, so it’s unlikely to cause harm, but you never know.

“Let’s stop talking about the price. Now, the mango bingsu…”

Just as I was about to change the topic and call a staff member.

An annoying chat caught my eye and made me lose my train of thought.

【Min Ji】—That’s not how you eat Pyongyang cold noodles… You should add mustard and vinegar… ㅠㅠ

Min Ji had been posting the same chat over and over.

I tried to ignore it, but she was persistent.

Just as I was about to say something.

Yoho countered Min Ji’s chat for me.

【Yoho】—Eating it plain is also delicious.

【Min Ji】—That’s the wrong way to eat it…

【Yoho】—It’s not wrong, just different. There’s no right way to eat food.^^

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! If you had to add it, they would’ve served it that way!

【Min Ji】—Ah, I phrased it wrong. I just wanted to say it’s tastier with vinegar and mustard. Sorry…

【Yoho】—^^

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Many people dislike vinegar and mustard.

【Qkrnfl892】—Yeah, everyone’s taste is different, so don’t force your way of eating on others.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Guys, isn’t Yoho’s preference just wrong?

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, eating mint pineapple hongeo bibimbap is definitely wrong.

【Yoho】—^^

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—I’ll tear your eyes out.

【Min Ji】—But really, adding mustard and vinegar makes it… tastier… Hehe.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Shut the hell up, you bitch. Before I shove mustard in your armpits and vinegar in your pussy.

【Min Ji】—ㅠㅠ

After such earnest recommendations, I got curious about the taste.

How different could it be?

“……”

After a brief consideration.

I reluctantly decided to try Min Ji’s method.

“Fine. Since I’m here, I’ll try it your way.”

【Min Ji】—Hehe! Add mustard to the broth, and lightly sprinkle vinegar on the noodles before eating! That’s how I eat it!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—?? Gyesekkihoon, you’re surprisingly lenient with Min Ji?

【Handsome Licker】—Now that I think about it, you always go easy on Min Ji.

【Jujijoa】—Playing favorites? ㅡㅡ

“What if I am?”

【Jujijoa】—Just asking.

【Qkrnfl892】—Lol, immediately backing down.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Jujijoa got hard and then immediately soft.

In the end, I ordered another bowl of Pyongyang cold noodles.

***

I tried the Pyongyang cold noodles the way Min Ji suggested.

It took 2 minutes to finish, savoring the taste.

【Min Ji】—How is it? Hehe, tasty, right?

“Maid. Mute Min Ji.”

【Maid】—Hahaha!

【Min Ji】—???

『‘Min Ji’ has been muted. Remaining time: 00:05:00』

“It’s definitely better the way Min Ji said. For my taste.”

【Handsome Licker】—?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Huh? Then why mute her?

【Qkrnfl892】—Not a kitten, but every action is incomprehensible…

“Now, let’s eat the mango bingsu.”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Not even explaining the mute reason now? Lol.

After eating two bowls of Pyongyang cold noodles, I called a staff member to order the mango bingsu.

It’s a service, so I couldn’t leave without eating it.

***

I finished the mango bingsu cleanly.

This time, it took about 3 minutes.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn! Eat slower!

【Handsome Licker】—Who’s threatening you to eat fast with a knife?

By the way, the bingsu was 200 times tastier than the Pyongyang cold noodles.

It felt like this should be the main dish.

“The bingsu is really tasty.”

【Qkrnfl892】—Lol, your face looks so satisfied.

【Yoho】—Your face brightened up a lot.

“Anyway, now that we’re done eating, let’s go.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Huh? No taste description?

“I just did. It was tasty.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—That’s it? Damn, what kind of food exploration is this!

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—What did you expect? He just turned on the broadcast while eating out.

【Qkrnfl892】—Lol, exactly.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow.

After a satisfying meal.

I got up without hesitation.

Once the meal is done, there’s no more business at the restaurant.

As I was about to leave the room and naturally exit the restaurant.

“Already finished?”

“Already finished?”

The owner and staff peeked out from the corner and asked.

I almost swung my fist in surprise.

Not a mole, but suddenly popping out.

“…Yes. I enjoyed it.”

“Haha. Glad you liked it!”

“Glad you liked it!”

The owner and staff smiled brightly.

I don’t know why the staff keeps repeating the owner’s words.

Is it a parrot concept?

What a strange person.

“By the way… If it’s not too rude, may I ask which platform you broadcast on?”

The owner cautiously asked me.

Seems like they had something in mind.

I had no reason not to tell.

After all, my broadcast address is already spread across various communities.

So I readily told them the platform and broadcast name.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Lol, what are they gonna do with that info?

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, even if they know, they can’t join.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow. Gye Se-hoon’s guards are holding strong!

After that, I left the restaurant and headed to a nearby mountain.

I planned to do a hiking broadcast until dinner.

***

A post was uploaded on the community.

[Posted by: Reverse Rape Lover]

—Today’s update on Gye Se-hoon.

[Photo]

Visited an expensive Pyongyang cold noodle place today. Even though he usually doesn’t like Pyongyang cold noodles, he praised this place. The mango bingsu dessert was also tasty.

By the way, I’m just starting to watch the broadcast now because I had school. Got caught using my phone at school last time and got scolded. Hehe.

Anyway, planning to rewatch the recording from the start after the live broadcast ends.

My mom was recording the broadcast for me. Lol.

[Upvotes: 1037][Downvotes: 341]

└Thanks for always posting photos.

└You’re the only one. ㅠㅠ

└Feels like I’m watching the broadcast with you. Lol.

└Get on the broadcast, you bastard!!!

└Isn’t this the kid who proved his IQ was 71 last time?

└I want to watch the live broadcast too! Damn!

└People actually go to that restaurant. ㄷㄷ

└Ah. That’s a place rich people go.

└I know that place. Famous for giving Pyongyang cold noodles as a service when you order mango bingsu.

└└Isn’t it the other way around?

└Post the recording instead of photos.

└└【Reverse Rape Lover】Can’t, our house is being watched.

└Your mom watches male streams at her age? Is she a moron like you?

└└【Reverse Rape Lover】Don’t insult my mom.

└└Why the personal attack?

└└Crossing the line, bitch.

└└Damn bastard, insulting our Reverse Rape Lover. If you don’t post photos, will you take responsibility?

Perhaps because of the last comment.

For the rest of the day.

No more screenshots from Reverse Rape Lover’s broadcast were posted on the community.

***

The hike lasted over 4 hours.

Enjoying the scenery, the hike took quite a while.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Hiking broadcast is boring. ㅡㅡ

“I’m coming down now, you bastard.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—?? Why the sudden swearing…

【Handsome Licker】—Why the surprise? It’s not like you’re new to being cursed at.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn sex fiend.

After descending.

I bought 10 boxes of 1.5-liter cola from a nearby mart and loaded them into the truck.

Sadly, there were no 2-liter colas.

【Qkrnfl892】—Se-hoon really loves cola.

【Jujijoa】—How many are you buying?

【Maehwa Tree】—You’ll die early at this rate.

There were 120 individual bottles.

The reason I bought so much was because of the teddy bear at home.

It loves cola even more intensely than I do.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Se-hoon seems to match well with me. I also love cola.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—You just need to get hit.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow. Trying to find any common ground to connect!

【Handsome Licker】—Lol, sometimes I really want to hit the Defense Team when they chat.

【Min Ji】—The moral teacher is hitting…

【Handsome Licker】—It’s love taps. Lick.

【Yoho】—Room Master. Are you heading home now?

“Huh? No?”

Getting into the car, I entered my home address into the GPS and answered.

“I’ll eat dinner out and then go home.”

I plan to eat out for dinner today too.

However, I don’t plan to search for a famous restaurant like at lunch.

If I find a decent-looking restaurant on the way home, I’ll eat there.

***

While driving on the national highway.

Suddenly, thick fog covered the road.

Visibility dropped significantly.

“…Can’t see well ahead.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Go slow.

【Yoho】—Lower your speed. It’s dangerous.

【Jujijoa】—Drive slowly, you might crash.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! Fog village!

The viewers also knew about the situation ahead.

To help find a restaurant along the road, I set the camera to face the front right instead of the driver’s seat.

I asked them to notify me via voice message if they found a good restaurant.

【Maehwa Tree】—Can’t see any buildings along the road because of the fog.

【Qkrnfl892】—How are we supposed to find a restaurant like this?

“We’ll find one where the fog clears. It’s not like the fog will last until I get home, right?”

Just as I said that.

The fog cleared as if it were lying.

No, it didn’t clear—it disappeared.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—?? What?

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow. The fog just evaporated.

【Jujijoa】—ㄷㄷ?

It was a strange situation.

Checking the rearview mirror, there was no fog behind.

Just as I was wondering what was going on.

『‘Min Ji’ has sponsored 10,000 won.』

└Se-hoon! There’s a restaurant right ahead!

Min Ji sent a voice message.

I immediately checked the front right.

There, a lone wooden building came into view.

【Qkrnfl892】—What’s that building? Looks so shabby. Lol.

【Jujijoa】—Is it a restaurant?

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow. Isn’t that just a hut?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Is it the Drifting Restaurant?

【Handsome Licker】—Looks like an illegal building. Lick.

【Yoho】—How is that a restaurant?

【Min Ji】—It is a restaurant.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Is Yoho blind? Can’t you see the roof? It’s obviously a restaurant.

【Yoho】—Ah.

As Min Ji and Guburi said.

The giant fork and knife models decorating the roof made it clear it was a restaurant.

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