Chapter 433

Chapter 433. The Birth of the Central Zone Guardian, Death Woong. (3)

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Title: Today’s News) Current Status of the Central Zone.txt

Author: News Boy

Content: [A rotten orange covered in mold-like Central Zone map.gif]

The situation is really, really complicated, and local reporters are in quite dangerous situations, so please understand if the details are lacking.

Up until yesterday, it was just chaos upon chaos, with almost no stable areas—a complete mess.

But today, a group of users named the “Central Zone Base Alliance” collectively nominated Icarus, a top-ranked user in the Central Zone, as their Clan Leader.

They declared their intention to create the only clan in the Central Zone.

Although Icarus themselves haven’t said anything yet, if this actually happens…

-[A map of the Central Zone with white dots representing bases, connected by lines forming a complex shape.gif]

…about three-fifths of the Central Zone would become this clan’s territory.

Because of this, the existing clans and users in the Central Zone are reportedly quite shocked.

Comments:

-[What the heck?]

-[What kind of crazy nonsense is this?]

-[Even we’re stunned just watching, imagine how the people involved feel.]

-[LOL for real.]

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And as this news spread through the gallery to users everywhere…

Even the lone-wolf users, who usually keep to themselves, and the “Yellow Turbans,” who were gaining influence in the Central Zone, were visibly baffled.

Clan users from other zones couldn’t hide their confusion either.

No, it wasn’t just confusion—it was pure chaos.

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Title: Real-Time Central Zone Situation LOLOLOL.txt

Author: The Power of Pahupahu

Content: [A burning toad, a screaming toad, and a toad with a frozen expression stuck between them.gif]

Most solo users, as always, are like, “Whatever.”

But the Yellow Turbans are furious because the high-level bases they were eyeing suddenly united under one faction.

[Yellow Turbans (self-proclaimed freedom fighters) chatroom status, with all kinds of curses being thrown at the Base Alliance.jpg]

For real.

And the users from other zones who came in hoping to snack on some bases are in the same boat.

Except for the bases that were quickly snatched up, like Spiralus, the rest are banding together, forming what looks like a mega-clan.

So now, everyone—Yellow Turbans, clan users, and base users—is at a standstill LOLOLOL.

Because of this, regular Central Zone users are celebrating this rare moment of peace by happily PvPing or looting with nearby users.

Comments:

-[A rare moment of peace has arrived.]

-[Peace is the best (while looting other users).]

-[Why does it always end like this LOL.]

-[Seeing the end, I’m relieved to see the Central Zone is the same as always.]

-[LOLOLOL.]

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Among all this, the most baffled person was probably me.

“…Since when was I ruling as someone’s representative?”

“Who knows? It seems like it just happened without you noticing.”

“Interesting.”

What kind of nonsense is this?

Who decided to nominate me as their Clan Leader and try to use me like this…?

I’m completely lost and utterly confused by this situation.

But unlike me and the Central Zone users, the users from other zones and the refugees getting “trolled” by regular Central Zone users seem to have a different perspective.

Especially the users in the “Icarus Triangle Zone”…

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Title: Announcement) Users of the Icarus Triangle Zone Welcome Icarus’s Election as the Central Zone’s Sole Clan Leader

Author: ㅇㅇ

Content: [A suspiciously cheap-looking placard.jpg]

Honestly, they’re the only user in the Central Zone with a Level 7 base, right?

Plus, the Leviathan Fleet is stationed inside.

This is the real deal.

Now is the time to push forward with the Central Zone’s clanification…

It’s time for all users to unite!

Comments:

– [???]

– [Is this really about the people in the Triangle Zone?]

– [Isn’t this fake? They probably don’t even realize they’ve turned into a triangle pyramid.]

– [LOLOLOLOLOL]

– [Ugh, what the hell are you doing?]

– [I thought these guys were done for, but they’re just role-playing and having fun among themselves LOLOLOL]

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[Triangle Zone Official Chat Room]

[Notice: Looking for Clan Preparation Committee]

– [LOLOLOL]

– [Wait, what’s this notice?]

– [Didn’t they say they weren’t going to make a clan?]

– [All the other bases are supporting it, shouldn’t we go with the flow?]

– [True.]

– [Agreed.]

– [But did they get permission from Icarus?]

– [Everyone’s pushing for it, there’s no way they wouldn’t allow it.]

– [Wait, what the hell?]

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Unlike the constant chaos in the Central Zone, life in my Triangle Zone has been sweet. Now, it seems like they’re seriously considering forming a clan.

Seeing everyone suddenly rushing at me from all directions, I started wondering where and how I should even begin to handle this.

And then, our IQ 150 Jessica, who was standing next to me, said:

“Maybe they think they can stop paying the ‘base rental fee’ to the Commander and just enjoy the benefits of docking?”

“…Oh, I see! That could be a thing!”

No wonder she’s the smart advisor type. She pointed out something I hadn’t even considered, explaining why the users here are manipulating public opinion.

I gave Jessica a cheek pinch and a pat on the head for her insight, then decided to show the gallery how seriously I’m handling the situation.

And of course, that meant…

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Title: Who said anything about forming a Central Clan?

Author: Icarus

Content: [List of users banned for 1 hour.jpg]

Who said they’re the Clan Leader?

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

To the wannabes.

Comments:

– [???]

– [Out of nowhere!!!]

– [What’s going on?]

– [Wait, is this for real?]

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[Anonymous Chat Room]

[Let’s all use polite language and maintain etiquette.]

– [Not forming a clan.] (Icarus)

– [Get lost 🖕🖕] (Icarus)

– [Is this the real Icarus?]

– [Nicknames can’t be duplicated, so it must be real.]

– [Suddenly popping up to declare no clan leadership.]

– [Whaaaaaat?]

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[Triangle Zone Official Chat Room]

[NEW Notice: Not Forming a Clan – (Icarus)]

– [I have no intention of being the Clan Leader.] (Icarus)

– [Wait, really?]

– [Didn’t they already collect payments? LOLOLOL]

– [I was just minding my own business, and suddenly this happens. What kind of reaction did they expect from me?] (Icarus)

– [I’ll let it slide this time, but if they try this again…] (Icarus)

– [[Picture of Kraken storming the base of the user who pushed for Icarus to be Clan Leader.jpg]]

– [I won’t let it slide next time.] (Icarus)

– [Oooooh]

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Even in the chat rooms.

I decided to make it clear in all the communities I know: “I absolutely have no intention of being the Clan Leader!!!”