Chapter 41

Page Forty

Lose Moonlit Stealth Operation (Four)

Masked Spiky Hair wasn’t wearing a leather jacket, which was not a good sign. It meant these guys were starting to learn how to hide their characteristics. Had their battles with the Biyang Student Council and the police made them evolve?

If they had taken off their leather jackets, I might not have recognized them, but this combination of spiky hair and mask was too familiar.

Back on Mí Fēng Street, it was this spiky-haired jerk who had locked me from behind. His hairstyle resembled a pile of foamy excrement.

While Zhao Zhao’s spiky hair was just upward-spiked short hair, this masked jerk’s hairstyle was like that of Eastern JoJo’s hat brim-style, also known as a Banchō head.

“Is that guy Thunder Tiger’s little brother?” Xiao Hai Tang realized what was happening as she watched Masked Spiky Hair disappear from view.

“Yes, looks like he’s heading to the bathroom. I’ll follow him.” I stood up and said.

“Chairman, please sit down,” Xiao Lei pushed me back onto the sofa and took my black-framed glasses, putting them on herself.

“They recognize your face. It’s safer if I go… Hey! I said I’d go, so stay put.”

Seeing me struggle to stand again, Xiao Lei pushed me back into my seat.

“No, I’m not trying to argue. I just need to use the restroom.”

After eating too much in May Rome, I needed to relieve myself.

“But won’t you bump into that thug if you go now?”

“Miss Ling Meng, which restroom are you planning to enter? The men’s or the women’s?”

Xiao Lei and Xiao Hai Tang asked simultaneously, leaving me unsure whom to answer first. But then I realized I could give one answer to both.

“This bar’s restrooms are separated; men’s on the left, women’s on the right. So I won’t run into that masked thug.”

“Oh really? So you’re going to the women’s restroom? Looks like you’re not far from wearing proper women’s clothing, Chairman,” Xiao Hai Tang quickly retorted.

“Ugh, that’s a slippery slope argument. Entering the women’s restroom and wearing women’s clothing are two different things!”

But with my face, I can’t use the men’s restroom. If I encounter some men in there, it would be awkward. In contrast, the women’s restroom has stalls, so I can enter and leave normally without affecting anyone else.

Going to the women’s restroom is a rational choice.

It’s not like I want to check out the women’s restroom!

“The platter of fried dishes,” the waiter brought a platter of chicken nuggets, squid rings, shrimp, dried fish, and potato cakes, with a small dish of red dipping sauce in the middle.

The portion wasn’t large, but since I was still full from lunch, I wasn’t very hungry.

“Leave it here. We’ll be back after we use the restroom.”

“Alright… Wait, what?”

As we headed towards the respective restrooms, I went to the women’s restroom while Xiao Lei, dressed as a girl, went to the men’s restroom. The young waiter’s jaw dropped, his mind in disarray, as he went to talk to the bartender.

Life is like a comedy. Despite no one being at fault, misunderstandings arise. Hopefully, today’s events won’t affect him negatively, and he can live on strong.

From the entrance hall to the main hall, the bar’s lights were dim, giving it a mysterious allure. However, the restrooms were different. The women’s restroom was as bright as a five-star hotel. The design was incredibly fantastical: below the waistline, the walls connected to the black lacquered marble floor; above the waistline, they connected to the golden mirror glass ceiling.

Mirrors in front, mirrors on the sides, mirrors above, and reflective marble below.

Standing here, I could always see the pitifully beautiful girl, making me want to cherish and dote on her—ugh, I’m shameless. The beautiful girl is me.

Fortunately, the stalls inside had no mirrors, and they were well-sealed, allowing me to breathe. Otherwise, seeing my own face would make it hard to perform.

Through the earphones, Xiao Lei and Xiao Hai Tang’s conversation about tracking someone in the men’s restroom could be heard.

“Why hasn’t that guy come out yet? Is he generating electricity in there?”

“Generating electricity!?”

“Ah, Xiao Lei doesn’t know what ‘generating electricity’ means? No, there’s no reason she wouldn’t know.”

“I-I know! It’s just boys using their…”

Xiao Lei made a bubbling sound at the end. Why were they discussing lewd topics outside the men’s restroom?

“Chairman, please turn off the earphones. The volume is louder than you think, and I don’t want to hear you using the restroom.”

“You can hear that?”

Turning off the invisible earphones, I felt the world fall into an eerie silence.

—Red Shield! Red Sword! Five bottles! Super Attribute Liberation Slash!

The exhilaration of the super move was almost irresistible. With a joyful smile, I walked toward the circular sink in the center of the restroom.

Only then did I notice a woman standing across from the sink, leaning against it and smoking with her back to me.

I couldn’t see her face clearly, but judging by her white shirt straining over her impressive bust and her mature office lady attire, she seemed to be a sophisticated career woman.

Her figure was impeccable, with a slender waist and a round, firm butt encased in a blue skirt. She sighed and kicked off her red high heels, revealing her white, bare feet on the black marble floor, with slight swelling around the ankles.

Oh, to avoid misunderstanding, let me clarify: I wasn’t lying down. It’s just that the bottom of the circular sink is high enough to see!

She smoked skillfully, her pale fingers holding the cigarette to her lips, inhaling deeply before exhaling slowly… “Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough!”

The person whose smoke was snatched inhaled through mouth and nose. It looked cool.

The OL lady, choking and tearing up, turned around with her hair hanging down, extinguishing the remaining half of her cigarette in the water and throwing it in the nearby trash can. “What’s the point of living if I can’t even smoke?”

Now I could see her face. She was younger than expected. But she wasn’t wearing any makeup, and her features were quite striking. She must have confidence in her looks.

Our eyes met, her resentful gaze widening in shock.

Was she shocked by my stunning beauty?

Give up. In terms of looks, you can’t beat me.

“It’s all your fault, you bitch!” She suddenly lunged at me.