Chapter 376

[V-tube]

[Trending Shorts – Broadcast]

[#1 Life as Described by a 9-Year-Old]

[#2 Noname, Mistakenly Thinks It’s Over, Shows Endless Charm for 30 Seconds lol]

[#3 Laughter Challenge Major Fail (feat. Noname’s Charm)]

[#4 Noname Possesses a Genius of Magical Duels.]

[#5 “Katsuhata Emika vs Cécilia Nieto De Sampaio” Match 60 Highlights]

The broadcast of Noname, who has taken over the Korean V-tube platform.

At this point, the algorithm was practically actively seeking to take action.

[What are the current related keywords for Noname? lol]

[Noname: Noname

Noname’s Charm

Noname V-tube

Noname Competition

Noname Genius

Noname Interview

Noname Terror]

What’s this Noname Charm at the top? lol

Is it really possible for this to blow up like this?

[Comments]

– lol

– The first recorded charm in broadcast history lol

– But is that really charm?

– Puffing up her cheeks isn’t charm, what is it then!

– If it’s cute, it’s charm, right? lol

– Why did I miss this live?! Damn!!!!!

Most people who watched Noname’s live broadcast were often disappointed for similar reasons.

“There’s a broadcast hosted by a 9-year-old? Wow, that sounds super cute!”

These expectations were thoroughly shattered when Noname maintained an expressionless demeanor throughout the entire broadcast.

“This isn’t what I wanted! What’s up with this cold 9-year-old?!”

But humans have a knack for finding joy even in unexpected places.

“Three eye-smiles? Wow, today’s broadcast was fulfilling!”

Viewers captivated by Noname’s charm.

Whenever she sneezed or let out a quiet laugh, viewers clipped those moments to relieve their daily stress.

For those whose threshold for charm had dropped significantly, the “Puffing Cheeks, Making Lip Sounds, and Yawning While Rubbing Eyes” three-step combo was a seismic event.

Online, the natural disaster led to countless victims.

A major streamer who held a 3 million won laughter challenge collapsed helplessly at Noname’s charm during the final stage.

This event became known as the “3 Million Won Charm,” leading to its further amplification and reproduction.

The waning popularity of magical duels and national exchange events surged alongside.

Simultaneously, a video of Noname discussing life seriously surfaced.

“Living towards the direction of realizing this is, I think, the essence of life’s fun and happiness.”

Age-appropriate charm and an age-inappropriate mental age.

People, dazed by the sweet and salty combination, began binge-watching Noname’s broadcasts.

And this was not a concept limited to Korean society.

“Sir, bringing in outsiders without consulting the council…”

“Oh, he’s a friend who trained with us. Is there a problem with watching the match with a friend?”

“…”

“Winning and expressing gratitude often leads to distorted intentions. Whether the heir wins or loses in the finals, Katsuhata must fulfill its obligations to those who helped. If there are no objections, I will order the video to be uploaded as is.”

The Katsuhata School called for Noname on its official social media.

Although it was just a one-minute video, the sincerity contained within was not to be overlooked.

The elite magicians of the Katsuhata School were lined up in two rows wearing white martial uniforms.

Lord Katsuhata Akitaro strode forward, his long hair flowing behind him.

Thump-!

He planted his katana into the ground at the center, placing both hands neatly on the hilt.

“Our Katsuhata does not betray our faith.”

His grateful gaze shone fiercely, like a tiger.

Thanks to Adele’s invention, a new horizon of aura swordsmanship has been opened.

Training together has awakened a broad perspective in the heir.

And above all, spreading the greatness of the Katsuhata style to the world.

In expressing gratitude and respect for all of Noname’s actions, Lord Akitaro concluded the video with:

“It would be an unparalleled joy if you became a member of our family! Oh, and I’ve left a seat open next to me for the finals, so I’d love for you to come. That’s all!”

Lord Katsuhata’s influence in Japanese politics is immense.

Re-elected, third-term lawmakers can’t even catch a glimpse of him, and only those who are five-term lawmakers can dare to raise their heads.

Such a lord invited Noname to sit beside him.

As for why, the answer was already given earlier.

“Join the Katsuhata School.”

If Noname agrees, she would acquire citizenship without needing approval from the Japanese Ministry of Justice.

The Japanese government, surprised by this sudden news, was caught off guard,

And the American foundations and Korean major clans, who had already set their sights on Noname, were furious,

While the Korean government, in a panic, began to formulate countermeasures.

Before these institutions could even issue statements, Noname appeared on the national exchange event broadcast camera.

In the Tokyo Dome VVIP Sky Lounge.

Right next to Lord Katsuhata Akitaro.

* * *

“I really enjoyed the broadcast.”

“Oh, you watched that too…”

“You need to recognize your own strengths. After all, cuteness has been an excellent survival strategy since the primitive era.”

“Yes, I understand.”

I fanned my flushed face.

How did such a video blow up and bring me to this embarrassing moment?

It seems that people always focus on bizarre things rather than what truly needs attention.

“I don’t understand, I really don’t.”

Through the glass window, the opening ceremony performance was in full swing.

The colorful fireworks lighting up the night sky and the passionate singing of the artists created a euphoric atmosphere.

Japan, and Russia.

In the finals, the magicians representing each side walked in, showcasing beautiful magic and sword dances.

“Do you know why Miss Noname is having such a grand opening ceremony?”

Lord Akitaro elegantly swirled his wine glass and asked.

When I met him before in Seoul, he had looked like a bandit; now, he seemed to be putting on airs after just a shave.

It’s understandable since this is the place for such things, but I don’t quite get it.

“Perhaps it’s about raising the stakes. If you equate it to poker, it’s all-in. The more that’s at stake, the greater the sense of achievement and joy when victory is attained—both for the players and the public.”

“Indeed, it’s survival of the fittest. The competitors are in the waiting room, and thus have no chance to see the performance at all. The more magnificent the opening ceremony, the stronger the desire to win becomes. If you lose in this match, everything becomes someone else’s. The performance today will probably never be seen again in their lives.”

“I hope that won’t be Emika.”

“I’m fervently wishing for that as well.”

Lord Akitaro clenched his fist on the armrest, indirectly revealing his anxiety.

While I was glancing at him, my eyes met those of the couple seated across from us.

Unlike Lord Akitaro, who sported a long ponytail, they had a more ordinary appearance.

They smiled and greeted me, so I nodded slightly.

“Hello…?”

“You’re Noname, right? Nice to meet you, haha.”

“Oh wow, just as I’ve heard, you’re so cute…! It’s a bit forward, but may I shake your hand?”

“Oh yes, of course.”

“Nice to meet you. Thank you so much for being such a dear friend to our Emika.”

As I stood there, startled, Lord Akitaro provided an explanation from the middle.

“These are the biological parents of our heir.”

“Oh, I see.”

Japan certainly has a unique system.

To adopt a perfectly fine child legally to make them the heir of a family.

I returned to my seat.

“Joining the Katsuhata School doesn’t mean severing ties with your parents. In fact, it could strengthen those bonds. Various social programs are in place.”

“Oh.”

“And from what I see, Noname, you have a natural talent for swordsmanship. This is something even Mr. Koizumi and the council agree on. If you join the Katsuhata School, support will be plentiful. How about it?”

Lord Akitaro chuckled as he bantered.

Are we slowly getting to the main topic now?

Despite Professor Cheon sitting right behind me, he displayed the calmness of a strong individual.

“I understand well that the Katsuhata School is eager to recruit me. But, oddly enough, I’ve been having similar thoughts.”

“Does that mean I can take it positively?”

“No, I meant I’ve been thinking similarly to you, Lord. Just as you wish for me, I wish for Katsuhata Emika.”

Lord Akitaro narrowed his eyes.

The ambiguity in the word ‘wish’ can mean several things.

I leaned back in my chair.

My feet didn’t reach the ground, causing me to naturally sway back and forth.

I explained how exactly I wanted Emika.

“Next week, when I return to Korea, I will establish a clan. Personally, I would love for Katsuhata Emika to be a founding member.”

“A clan? A founding member? Emika?”

“Yes. You can engage in the same activities within the school. However, as long as you’re in Korea, you will be a member of my clan.”

Lord Akitaro let out a short groan, contemplating.

“Has the definition of a clan changed without my knowledge?”

“No. It’s not a game; it’s real.”

“But how will you manage that?”

“High-level magician.”

Professor Cheon chimed in from behind.

“Not long ago, Noname underwent the evaluation for high-level magician qualifications, and it’s highly likely she will pass.”

“Is that true?”

Professor Cheon reluctantly nodded.

“I’ll also mention the benefits. If Emika joins my clan, she will have access to the original source of the Demon Lord’s horn. If desired, Adele can come as a package deal.”

The atmosphere in the venue turned tense.

Especially, Emika’s master, Koizumi Yoshihiro, looked deeply distressed.

“That’s ridiculous, Noname. The heir’s position is not something that’s easily shared across various places.”

“Is there a formal regulation about this?”

“It’s common knowledge.”

“Relying on common sense prevents innovation. Think about it carefully. In the past, selling the Demon Lord’s horn was straightforward with businesses involved; nowadays, it’s harder to manage alone.”

And that wasn’t entirely untrue.

The machinery connected to the mana power plant system was still running hard in my home’s storage room.

“You’ll have to participate in the competition next year, right? France.”

Emika is 15 this year.

So, if she wins the national exchange event next year, she would set a remarkable record of two consecutive victories.

The smile on Lord Akitaro’s face faded.

“Hmm, you wouldn’t refuse to be threatened, would you? Haha, I suppose I should take that as a light-hearted child’s joke? Is it that I’ve aged recently, making it hard to distinguish between jokes and reality?”

“If you don’t want to feel threatened, how about we make a bet? Just watching is boring, right?”

[Final Match 63]

[Mikhail Balabanov] [100% | 100%]

[Katsuhata Emika] [100% | 100%]

Finally, the display board lit up.

“When Katsuhata Emika enters the arena, which foot will she step with first? I’m going to choose the left. What about you, Lord?”

“…”

“Oh, she’s already entered. It was indeed the left foot. In any case, if I win, I win; if we both get it right or wrong, it’s a draw, and if I lose, I lose. We’ll take turns every minute. The one who guesses the most correctly wins this bet.”

“…hahaha! That I would ever be tested on my judgment of matches by you. Very well, I accept! Noname seems to have more humor than you’d expect! Then what if I lose the bet?”

“No, Lord!”

“Oh, just keep quiet.”

“Survival of the fittest.”

With those words, I turned my head toward the arena.

Katsuhata Emika drew her katana from its sheath.

Russia’s nightmare, Mikhail Balabanov, raised his hideous battle axe, Buddysh, high into the air.

Who has the better swordsmanship?

“The truth is, there’s nothing on the right side.”