Chapter 368. It’s a Fun Time for Rerolling (1)
And so, spending time like that, on a peaceful afternoon one day.
“Why is everyone so tiny except for me?”
“Who knows.”
“Well, I can get bigger if I go into battle mode…”
“Since we’re all here, let’s loosen up and chat.”
After Bendalope became a 130-year-old horned girl due to TS.
For the first time, I managed to gather the three direct mercenary captains and was leisurely trying to clear the remaining quests at the command center.
Just then, a familiar *ding* sound rang out, and a long-unseen ‘Event Notification Message’ appeared before my eyes.
However, the content of that message was an event that neither I nor any other users could have anticipated.
What was it, you ask? Well, it was none other than…
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<<<Global Notice>>>
<New Event Notification!>
<Hello, Commanders!>
<To cut to the chase, we’re launching a new event this time.>
<However, this event is not related to 'combat.'>
<While compiling all the data recorded in the system so far, we noticed that some Commanders have an unusually low dimensional causality fixation rate.>
<This event is designed to help those Commanders.>
<Here are the details!>
<'Eternal Reset' Event Launch!>
<All Commanders will receive a special 10-use Dimensional Causality Fixation Ticket.>
<This ticket can be used up to 1,000 times.>
<That means you can use it 10 times in a row, up to 1,000 times!>
<However, if even one SSS-tier ship or superhuman appears during the use of this ticket,>
<And based on how long it takes for an SSS-tier to appear, rewards will be given to those unlucky Commanders!>
<'Lifeline of Salvation' Reward>
<It has been confirmed that some Commanders are unable to operate their bases normally due to extreme environmental conditions.>
<Special measures will be taken to protect the bases of these Commanders for a certain period, so please enjoy the game without worry.>
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“Hoh.”
“What’s up?”
“Nothing, just thought the event format was… unique.”
To think they’re giving out a ‘practical’ infinite reroll gacha now, something you’d usually only get at the start of a game or as a reward.
What on earth are the devs thinking? I couldn’t wrap my head around their decision…
I was filled with an indescribable,微妙 feeling, wondering why they’d take such an approach.
Of course, that confusion only lingered in my mind for a brief moment.
Once that moment passed, I felt my heart swell with excitement at the thought of finally getting compensation for the 500 or 600 gacha pulls I’d wasted before.
‘Kyaaaaaaah!’
And since this message was a ‘global notice,’ this joy wasn’t something only I could feel.
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Title: Starting Now, Let’s Praise the Devs
Author: Mistral
Content: [Astral Lagrange Logo]
The light of my life
The flame of my soul
The joy of my existence
My sin
My spirit
Ah. Boom.
Comments:
-[Are you saying the almighty King God Devs are on the same level as you?]
-[LOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Dev worshippers]
-[Didn’t you just trash the devs yesterday for being idiots?]
-˪[Shh, quiet](Author)
-˪[LOLOLOLOLOL this guy got exposed]
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Title: “Hey, Jesus, why aren’t we starting the meeting?”
Author: ㅇㅇ
Content: [A group of toads cosplaying as the Four Great Saints, all sitting together and looking forward.jpg]
“Why isn’t Astral…”
“The Lagrange staff didn’t show up.”
Comments:
– [What do you mean ‘show up’? They should come, lolololololol]
– [“This is the last time.”] (Author)
– [They’re really coming, huh]
– [Can’t wait for 1,000 consecutive pulls until the SSS rank comes out]
– [Lolololololol]
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Title: If the staff finally gets their act together, I’ll give them a thumbs up lololololol
Author: ㅇㅇ
Content: [Full text of the event notice message.jpg]
Yeah, this is it.
I’ve been waiting for an event like this for a long time.
Comments:
– [Actually, me too]
– [Really?] (Author)
– [Just kidding]
– [For real]
– [Our staff has changed]
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Not only in the gallery, but also in chat rooms, the event is being evaluated quite positively.
No, saying “quite positively” feels like an understatement.
It feels like the fanaticism (?) for the staff is being revived.
Even among those positive evaluations, as pointed out in the comments.
It seems to include users who were criticizing the staff just yesterday.
From various perspectives, including mine, there’s a bubbling sense of anticipation for this event.
And while I was distracted by the gallery reactions, focusing on this for a moment.
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<Event>
<Reward Received!>
<Content>
<The rewards for the 'Eternal Reset' event have been delivered to the Commander!>
<The delivered rewards can be used at any time!>
<Result>
<Dimensional Causality Fix Usage Ticket (Event Exclusive) x10>
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With a *ding* sound, the event message popped up, notifying me that the ‘reward’ mentioned in the notice had been delivered to my warehouse.
Finally, I thought it was time for me to get some new ships or superhumans specialized in artillery through this ‘salvation’ event.
As soon as that thought crossed my mind, I closed the gallery window.
I grabbed Jessica, who was busy handling something on her tablet, and headed straight to the place with the dimensional… gacha machine.
Of course, as mentioned before, the distance there is quite far.
So, I took the newly installed monorail to the <Multi-Dimensional Fixed Causality Generator> and embarked on the journey.
And shortly after.
“Finally, the day we’ve been waiting for has come.”
“Yeah, right.”
Holding the Black-Ticket that allows 10 consecutive pulls 1,000 times, I was licking my lips in anticipation, staring at the <Multi-Dimensional Fixed Causality Generator>.
Of course, while I was busy burning my hope circuits, Jessica, who was dragged along, seemed oddly bored.
Naturally, I asked her if there was something wrong…
“Jessica, is there something I don’t know that you should tell me?”
“No, not really. It’s just that no matter how much you hope, I can only see a future where you fail at this, Commander.”
“Wha… what.”
Hearing Jessica confidently drop the “Your gacha luck is trash, you know,” I felt like I had been punched in the gut, unable to breathe.