Chapter 342

청 put his hand on his waist.

“Alright. Focus, focus!”

“I can’t do this. No way. What the heck is this? You wanted me to have a son, right? And the one asking for a son is here doing this? I didn’t expect silk sheets and scented candles, but at least it should be ordinary! I can’t do it like this. This isn’t happening.”

“Promises are different—”

“No, you fed me that mountain-sized meal! The guy is so timid, I’m worried I’ll scratch my nose or something! What in the world? Am I less than a beast? You think I’m just this much for you?”

“Huh?”

“I’m really feeling sorry here. The military next door throws rose petals everywhere in the wedding chamber, making it feel like paradise, suffocating with fragrance every breath. What, did I ever ask for that? Did I ask for a gold ring or anything? Were you meeting me to do this? You only care about my body, right?”

청 vented the frustration he was feeling before leaving the dojo on the unfortunate Dou Sam.

Wherever he was, a man is still a man, flexing the kind of remarks that stir fear in a man’s instinctual territory.

“No, that’s not it—”

“Then what is it? Right now, you have no thought other than that! You never think about me, do you? You don’t know how I feel? Do you really have no idea why I’m acting like this?”

“Umm… I’m sorry. I’m really sorry.”

“You wanted a son, right? Is a kid going to pop out just like that if I drop my pants? Tying me up like this every time? What, do you think that’s good for your brothers and sisters too, just to give them a turn? What’s the point of this loyalty?”

청’s tongue dripped slowly with unspeakable bitterness.

“Is this your way of loyalty? What does it mean for me, the mother of your child? What, so once I give birth to a son, you’re going to bring him here and say, ‘This father forced your mother to bear him.’ Wow, the screams I let out could make my ears bleed. You too, when you have a girl you like later, you just tie her up here!”

“Stop. I’m sorry. I messed up. My thoughts were shallow, so please, just stop.”

At that, 청 sniffled.

Then, he forced his vocal cords to add some moisture to his voice, making it sound just like a crying child.

“It’s my first time. I mean it. But this is too much! How can you treat someone like this?”

First time!

Is there a word that can resonate so deeply in a man’s heart?

Dou Sam was caught off guard.

“Well, I thought you’d be brave, I didn’t know you had experience or were this sensitive.”

“You’re going too far. Really, how could you say something like that?”

“I’m sorry. I misspoke. Just take it easy today, and tomorrow I’ll prepare properly…”

“Just leave it! Hold my hand!”

With that, 청 stretched out both hands.

Dou Sam felt an almost irresistible urge to take them.

Wasn’t the atmosphere suggesting he should hold her hand?

In a daze, Dou Sam reached out, and 청 seized his hand with hers, entwining their fingers.

Then, like the blooming of spring flowers, a bright and dazzling smile blossomed on her face.

Dou Sam’s pupils widened.

Without realizing it, his mouth fell open, and he thought that the delicate bony structure he felt between his fingers was softer than any silk in the world.

Dou Sam had never shown much interest in women, having spent his life indifferent to such matters.

He had once worried secretly if there was something wrong with him, but now he understood.

It wasn’t that he had no interest in women, but rather he had never met a woman worth interest.

His heart pounded as if it would explode, the dry heart of a man in his fifties now momentarily refreshed with feelings—a first love, a first love.

As Dou Sam’s heart raced, 청’s expression turned shy and then alluring.

Her large, truly all-consuming eyes filled with a poignant longing that appealed to Dou Sam.

Her lips, slightly parted as if wanting to say something—or was it merely thirst-seeking, softly opened.

Oh, those lips!

Dou Sam sensed it.

This was the moment.

Slowly, Dou Sam leaned in.

Lips drew closer.

청 sensed it too.

This was it.

At the same moment, her knees surged upward.

The clash of kneecaps and pelvis!

Though they were of equal height, 청’s waist was slightly higher, creating a perfect angle for an interruption.

In the midst of everything that had been holding them apart with “awwww!” sounds.

“Ugh.”

Even if it were the realm of transformation, the helplessness from gender reversal would surely be unbearable.

Dou Sam’s eyes rolled back, revealing the whites.

“I hate assault! I prefer romance! Think from a woman’s perspective! So, I will make you a woman! And there will have to be two holes!”

With that, 청’s foot returned to the ground and launched once more.

BAM!! This time, the solid sound of bone clashing along with 청’s knee made her ache.

Wow, is it because she’s a master of transformation that even amidst all this, her resilience is tremendous?

Even though he must have been in pain, Dou Sam’s hands flailed and struggled to escape.

However, the fingers interlaced in a tight grip belonged to the world’s strongest supreme hand-to-hand combat master, a woman with the most powerful grip among all humanity.

To clarify, calling her a woman was a mistake.

Even the legendary warrior Xiang Yu from the past was weaker than 청, so calling her a woman is entirely wrong.

Xiang Yu should properly be called Namcheong.

He was just an ordinary muscular man who existed before 청 was born.

With both hands of 청 pressing down like squeezing a piece of paper.

Feeling a strong resistance pushing back, she threw her head back and struck!

The hard sensation of breaking his nose echoed as if you pushed straight into the head. Ah, I might be addicted to this.

There’s a theory that says a man’s nose size is proportional to their courage.

I’m not sure if it’s in physiognomy or not.

But at this moment, that theory was indeed spot on.

Crushed from top to bottom.

“Ahhh!”

In the moment the pain drained him, a flurry of exhilarating cracks filled the air and 청’s fingers brushed against Dou Sam’s wrist.

This meant three fingers were dislocated, and his wrist had broken along with a chain of tendon ruptures.

One hand from the left and one from the right equals one plus one.

청’s bloodthirsty nature was always generous.

“Does it hurt? I don’t feel pain! Isn’t it frustrating?”

BAM!!

That sound was 청’s foot meeting Dou Sam’s shin.

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

With both hands completely bent, facing each other with nowhere to escape, the shock and pain of gender transformation, along with the combined wounds from this terrible ordeal, left them both dizzy.

“No! What the heck! Why are the bones so tough? Did you drink a lot of milk or something?”

Crack. Finally, the sound of his shins snapping!

I’ve taken out the shinbone!

“Here’s the question! Do you know what it means when a hand fool meets a foot fool?”

청 giggled with excitement.

“Uh? Isn’t that you? Wrong! You’re right that you’re the hand fool and foot fool, but do you think I created just one of those? Wrong, so, penalty, we’re going into round two!”

청 spun around right there.

It was that playful method of rough play that fathers typically give to their children, often ending with a smack on the back.

However, Dou Sam was quite heavy for this, but thankfully, 청’s strength transcended human limits.

Holding tight onto his intertwined fingers, 청 spun around.

Though she was always a bit dizzy, now she spun very rapidly, like a turning, frenetic whirlwind.

Dou Sam’s body circled around her, horizontal to the ground.

A little fun fact: fingers have no muscles.

In proportion to Dou Sam’s muscle mass, the centrifugal force exerted on the severed bones was merely supported by weak flesh of only a couple of nerves.

As a result, without her letting go, Dou Sam’s body was unexpectedly lifted away from her gravitational pull at a tremendous speed.

BANG!!!

A thunderous crash echoed, fitting for the incredible velocity.

Oh wait. I didn’t let go.

As 청 looked down at her hand, she found the exhibition of fingers left behind by their former owner.

In total, six fingers had been left behind.

“Why were you in such a hurry to leave? Don’t you want to enjoy a bit more?”

청 slowly walked over to Dou Sam.

Looking at Dou Sam’s sprawled form on the ground, she stumbled upon an astounding realization.

Oh my gosh, he looks just like the Young Master!

Wow, chills, real chills.

Fingers had fallen off in abundance, and one of his legs had a broken shin bone protruding outward.

The first child of the Great Chief and the first subordinate lay sprawled out in the same position, taken down by the same person.

What a twist of fate, what an incredible coincidence!

Isn’t this the stuff you’d expect from a Sunday morning surprise show?

Why, but you know the whole thing!

Of course, the creator god of the Central Plain doesn’t have a concept of a week since, like the gods of the Western regions, they worked for six days and rested one.

Thus, there are no Sundays or weekends.

Naturally, in primitive, uncivilized civilizations, there are neither screens to gaze into when bored, nor exists the concept of a surprise reveal in the first place.

“Ugh.”

In that doll-like, free-spirited posture, perhaps called avant-garde, Dou Sam coughed up blood.

However, it appeared he had come back to his senses.

“Why, why…? ”

“What do you mean why? You need to ask properly.”

“Why, the promise, it wasn’t bad for you…”

“You’re still not getting it. Think from my perspective. If a sweet-talking man suddenly glued himself to me and begged for a roll, would I want to kill him or let him go?”

“Ah.”

Dou Sam instantly understood.

The greatness of empathy was upon him.

A bitter smile formed at Dou Sam’s lips.

“So, what should have happened for our relationship to be, cough, hack, not so bad?”

“Well, when we first met, I wanted to say I was tired of being a bandit. I wanted a new life. So I wanted to help clean up the trash. Let’s defeat the Great Chief and burn the Green Forest, and then I could have accepted you as a comrade, right?”

“Yeah, that could have happened. Why didn’t it? It wasn’t so bad anyway. Either way, once I have a child, I wanted to avoid being pointed at like me.”

“Well, that’s because you always threatened me to get something in return. If you want to live, give me a child. Isn’t that faster and more convenient than growing close step by step from comrades?”

“I didn’t exactly say that.”

“Isn’t saying I’ll spare your life if you bear my child the same thing? You just expressed it a bit more indirectly. Alright, enough chit-chat.”

“Since we’re at it, please go easy on me.”

Dou Sam gently closed his eyes.

Yet, beneath that obedient demeanor was an utterly wicked heart.

Come closer, come even closer for the moment when I sever your breath, revealing the gap.

With skills akin to a master of transformation, even surrounding 강기 would become deadly.

Even with a shaky hand, a swing of the hammer would take him down once he breaks his stance.

This time I ought to just chop his limbs off so he can’t escape.

Indeed, in making a child, it doesn’t matter about the mother’s limbs.

I’ve been thinking; it’s not just for me. The Great Chief needs a new child as well.

No, that shouldn’t work, it should be completely mine.

If I cut off the limbs and take care of him, they’ll ultimately have to depend on me and open their heart to me, right?

Completely reliant on me, without me, they’ll panic and cry, losing their mind.

Great. Perfect.

Dou Sam closed his eyes, concealing the dark thoughts as he concentrated on the distance.

Though it’s pathetic, after both hands and one leg break, there’s really no way to win other than a surprise attack.

So what can I do?

However, with 청’s incredulous tone, Dou Sam snapped awake.

“What are you talking about? You know plainly how the children of the Great Chief met their end, and yet you expect an easy death? This room is soundproof, right? Well then. I hope a master like you doesn’t die helplessly. Let me see, is there a branding iron? Or a stove? Oh, and a knife’s up top. Where can we tie him up? Ah, let’s try that out once. What should we call it? The Beast Coitus Frame? Anyway.”

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