Chapter 29

Announcement: Notice of IP Blocking in Specific Areas

Posted by: Head of the Gallery☆

There was an attempt on my life by someone who came all the way from Adrian to assassinate me.

Feeling a significant threat to my life, I deemed it a serious and excessive act of disruption.

To protect the peace of the Gallery, I will be permanently banning all IP addresses from that region.

I appreciate your understanding.

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– Wow, it’s really starting now.

– Permanent expulsion from the Gallery? That’s seriously scary.

– If it were me, I’d just go buy the next chapter.

– Lol, asking for understanding after doing all this.

ㄴ Does that look like a request to you, Gallum?

ㄴ Wouldn’t you be pissed off?

ㄴ Head of the Gallery☆) Asking for understanding!

ㄴ ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ

ㄴ Gallum should be cautious and chill out…

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July 14, 00:00.

Ten minutes before the IP blocking time for the Adrian Empire that I announced.

The Gallery was ablaze.

– Please save me!!! There are people here!!!

– Please repeal it, please repeal it!

– (Hug me icon)

ㄴ (Crying frog icon hugging)

ㄴ (Frog icon pointing at the guillotine)

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Title: Head of the Gallery, you’re really hasty. Is this right?

(Elf spinning around and dancing icon)

Yes, that’s right.

The Elard IP is just fine.

Then again, who told you to cause disruption?

As long as there are no elves, it’s all good ㅋㅋㅋ

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– Damn.

– Does this mean I can’t even see such crap anymore?

– Sigh… I’ll miss those elf disruptions…

– Who’s gonna post clickbait and take care of my adrenaline rush now…

ㄴ Poster) Why is everyone like this, sorry!

ㄴ Let’s meet in the next life.

ㄴ ㄷㅇㅅㅇㅂㅈ ㅈㅁㅇㄷ

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And precisely at the moment it turned the 14th.

– (IP blocked)

– (IP blocked)

– (IP blocked)

ㄴ Poster) Why is everyone like this, sorry!

– (IP blocked)

– (IP blocked)

ㄴ Poster) Whoa, savage!

ㄴ No, it’s really scary, seriously.

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All the people from the Adrian Empire, who held a significant share of the Gallery, disappeared.

“Wow… they really got kicked out, Myoran.”

“That’s right.”

If they had kept it moderate, I wouldn’t be in this situation.

I can assure you that, even if I were to drop tactical nukes, I’ve never used a permanent IP ban before.

The assassins who directly threatened me are all dead, but the friends who indirectly supported them remain.

Crisp.

As I chewed on a carrot Myoran had handed me, I slowly inspected the Gallery.

“They’ve come back.”

Less than a day later, the dwindling number of posts began to rise.

– Kekeke, cough!

– Phew!

– Mm mm, sure, I did escape an IP ban from Adrian after all.

– The important thing is an unwavering heart.

– Escaping Adrian is a matter of intelligence.

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Gallums began to emerge, escaping the empire.

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Concept Post: 100% Real Inside Situation of Adrian.jpg

Hey, I was an Adrianian until yesterday.

I just managed to escape and I’m writing this immediately.

At the time of the IP ban one day prior.

While drinking cola, I suddenly heard a commotion outside.

So, I looked out, and what did I see?

(A picture of a warehouse burning fiercely.)

Did someone set fire to the Baron’s food storage?

The Baron came out, shouting and threatening to kill everyone while causing a ruckus.

He slapped the captain of the guard, cursing and insulting him for not stopping this.

But the Baron was rumored to have been a famous royal lackey for a long time, right?

So, as he continued to bring up the Gallery incident while intensely berating him…

(A picture of the guard captain shaking in rage.)

(A picture of the guard captain executing the Baron.)

The captain of the guards couldn’t hold back and killed him ㄷㄷ;

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– Wow, is this actually happening in reality?

– This is why people need to watch what they say.

– Man, how upset must he have been for his veins to bulge like that?

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– So what happened to the captain of the guards?

ㄴ It’s murder of a noble, so obviously a direct execution!

ㄴ What?

ㄴ Poster) No, no, he became a leader of revolutionaries.

ㄴ What the…

ㄴ Poster) It seems that all the soldiers in the territory are Gallums, so they just went along with the situation.

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Title: Current Situation in Adrian.jpg

(Picture of a rebellious citizen with veins popping.)

(Picture of people escaping across the border.)

Right now, the entire Adrian is falling into chaos ㅋㅋ.

You can either run away or fight.

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– What does fighting even mean?

ㄴ Capturing the Crown Prince and doing ‘things’ to him.

ㄴ Ah, I see ㄷㄷ;

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It had been only two days since the IP ban was implemented.

The Gallery was filled with stories of Gallums who had escaped from the empire.

However, it was surprisingly different than expected.

“The Gallery IP blocking isn’t the only reason, huh?”

Adrian had been rotting for a long time due to various issues.

Wasting taxes was just the basics.

Mixing sand into soldiers’ food or small and large corruptions.

It was even popular to bribe nobles into positions.

Amidst this turmoil, when the Gallery was banned, it sparked a flame.

– Nobles are gathering in the capital now.

– Rebellions are erupting simultaneously across various regions.

– Ugh, I don’t know anymore~

– Adrian has finally reached its end.

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I, on the other hand, made it to the blacklist.

And I lifted the ban on the IP of the knight named Lloyd, who had fixed my leg last time.

– Lloyd) What’s this? Why am I able to connect?

– Head of the Gallery☆) Do you want to become a military knight?

– Lloyd) Huh?

“I need to know the internal situation to some extent.”

And as soon as Lloyd had his IP unblocked, he began posting real-time updates on the situation in Adrian.

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Title: It’s burning nicely!

(Picture of flames rising all over the capital.)

(Picture of nobles being tried and executed in front of a crowd.)

(Picture of protests in front of the royal palace.)

Ah, lol, it barely made me a knight after 4 tries, and now my shop is closing, lol.

I don’t know anymore, lol.

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– Wow, the scale of this is absurd.

ㄴ Just look at the way people’s eyes are wide open.

ㄴ You can tell who the nobles are without even looking.

ㄴ The regular folks are skinny as hell, but the nobles are all puffed up.

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– Humans’ rise and fall is way too fast.

ㄴ Sometimes just going outside, you see the central nation changing.

ㄴ Lifespans are just too short, right?

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– But it was once the greatest empire in the world…

ㄴ I don’t think that’s the case.

ㄴ Hehe, did they get too drunk with the low alcohol?

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Ultimately, the bloodline of Adrian comes to this.

The long-living elves viewed it with little concern.

Human civilizations bloom in a flash but extinguish just as quickly.

As was often the case with many tyrants, I had expected Frederick to be deposed in such a manner.

However, this royal family was a bit different.

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Title: Surprisingly Clean Inside!

Posted by: Lloyd

(Picture of the empty royal palace interior.)

(Picture of several shaking maids and servants.)

(Picture of the imperial food storage in flames.)

Damn, it’s way too clean!

Where did everything go?

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– Wait, what the heck?

– Where did the Crown Prince go? Is he making a run for it?

– No way, he seriously escaped? For real?

– ㅈㅉㅇㅇ?

– In the midst of all this, they took all the money!

– Those crazy folks set fire to the food storage and ran away!

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“What the…”

The Crown Prince fled the royal palace.

And he burned all the food as well.

In that moment, as the Gallery was stunned and aghast, a new post appeared.

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Title: They say they’re heading north?

Posted by: Lloyd

It seems like they’re planning to take refuge in Duke Isaac’s territory.

Is this for real?

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– Who are they taking refuge from?

ㄴ Lloyd) Their own people.

ㄴ The reason they burned the food was precisely this.

ㄴ Method to resolve rebellion = abandon the capital and burn the food before running away.

ㄴ What the fuck, has an enemy nation invaded? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is an absolute classic against their own people.

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– Poster, where have you gone?

ㄴ Poster) Damn…

ㄴ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I worked so hard to get that knight certification but the state ran away.

ㄴ They said it was ironclad security! Ironclad security!!

ㄴ Knight = Not, Job = Gone, this guy is just too funny ㅋㅋ.

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Title: But how did he escape?

Because there are eyes all over the routes, so how did he manage to evade the flames and get north?

Yet there was a puzzling point.

The entire Empire was boiling, with uprisings occurring everywhere heading towards the capital.

But what route did he take to flee north without encountering this inferno?

The answer to that was simple.

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Title: These dumb commoners ㅋ

Posted by: Frederick

(Picture of soldiers who broke out.)

(Picture crossing an open field while raising hands.)

How dare the commoners rebel against the heavens.

Without a proper army or system, how long do you think they can hold against the monsters?

Without food or weapons, they will struggle and die.

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As soon as the assassination plan failed, he had chosen to flee under the cover of darkness.

He was completely escaping the Empire, taking a long detour to flee.

—

This is quite the mess.

The Empire’s land was absurdly vast.

Even if more than half the territory had been consumed by monsters, the Empire and the north remained fine.

Especially as the north was heavily influenced by Isaac.

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– But will they take him in the north?

– They probably will, since that’s Duke Isaac’s territory.

– Isaac has always played everyone against one another, so he’ll probably enter before any decisions are made.

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Moreover, it was also a place with little concern for food.

Since the Gallery IP was also blocked, even if the nation was in chaos, they probably wouldn’t know the current situation well.

“Well, unblocking the IP now feels a bit tricky.”

Even if I were to lift the block, it didn’t seem that the northern nobles would unite.

After all, most of them were supporters of Duke Isaac.

With ominous rifts emerging all over and monsters running rampant, a prolonged conflict would be the worst.

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Title: I will become emperor!

Posted by: Frederick

(Picture of all the stolen food.)

(Picture of the imperial crown passed down through generations.)

I will go north, officially appoint the duke’s territory as the capital, and become emperor.

It will be too late by the time you crawl back.

Just wait there and die of hunger.

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– Whoa, you seriously want to run this course?

– Are you ready for a one-on-one showdown with me?

ㄴ ㅋㅋㅋ For real, just do it.

ㄴ If Frederick gets a bounty, that’d be grand.

ㄴ Just give a thumbs up for him ㅋㅋ.

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During this, Frederick kept on causing disruptions.

While I was pondering what to do, someone commented on the Crown Prince’s post.

– I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire) Hey, Head of the Gallery.

– I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire) Isn’t this quite a disruption?

ㄴ Frederick) Ah, shit.

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I had forgotten about that walking legend, I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire, appearing in the post.

ㄴ Whoa.

ㄴ Why does their tone sound surprisingly intelligent?

ㄴ Did they give up on the concept?

ㄴ ㅇㅈ It sounds so much better now.

– I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire) Not a concept but a curse.

– I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire) Just slightly eased up.

– I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire) Still, long sentences. Hard.

ㄴ Ah, I see, I see;

ㄴ Just replying is creepy as hell… this person is…

ㄴ ㅋㅋㅋ just a fine dose of etiquette.

ㄴ Head of the Gallery☆) Yeah, this is a legendary disruption at this point.

ㄴ Head of the Gallery☆) How do we resolve this?

– I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire) Of course.

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Title: Disruption Elimination

Posted by: I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire★

(Picture of I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire floating with a sickle.)

(Picture of a panicking royal army.)

Just do a reality ban.

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“Whoa.”

I couldn’t help but gape at the I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire picture.

It was my first time seeing their complete form.

I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire was holding a huge scythe as they wore a naive expression.

Truly, a reality version of a grim reaper.

However, not everyone was terrified.

Duke Isaac stepped forward to confront her, glaring fiercely.

– Whoa, look at Duke Isaac being unfazed.

– He could drop dead right there in a sunny spot if he wanted to ㅋㅋ.

– Is he a genius in swordsmanship or something?

– Isaac vs. I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire ㄷㄷ My heart is pounding.

ㄴ I’m sorry for pulling aggro just to show this…

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Naturally, the Gallery was buzzing about the fighting duo.

Now that I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire had appeared, no one seemed interested in escaping anymore.

– Hey, Head of the Gallery, isn’t there something you need to do?

– This feels like it’s going to end badly!

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In that atmosphere, my head cleared as I read the posts urging me on.

“I need to do what I gotta do.”

I hastily fiddled with the system and created a new post.

Vote! The First Ever / Inter-Gallery Reality Massacre Competition

Posted by: Head of the Gallery☆

The Deputy of the Gallery vs. Disruption.

Who will win?

1. I Will Not Die Even If I Am a Vampire

2. Duke Isaac

*Minimum betting of 100 Mana Pills.

Come on, everyone, place your bets fast!

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– Shit, ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– This guy is just a beast, ㅋㅋㅋ.

– Wow, this is truly something? Just admirable;

– Is this the elegance of Head of the Gallery?

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I had found a way to fill the lacking experience points.

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