Chapter 253

The dog does not bark.

The unusual apology video from Valpurgis undoubtedly concealed ulterior motives without requiring deep contemplation.

In the apology video they posted, a high-ranking official named Al-Zarkawi stood alongside twenty members dressed in black hoods.

Naturally, the ratio of likes to dislikes reached 1 to 20, with a flood of negative comments pouring in.

Some media and nationalistic VTubers boasted about how the terrorists were intimidated by South Korea’s defense capabilities, but this was a gross misrepresentation.

What could these fanatics, rushing in headfirst, possibly think about South Korea, the strongest nation in human history, led by the United States that doesn’t hold back?

One can easily understand this by looking at the case of the Holy Kingdom in the past life.

It seemed they were quietly forging a peace treaty between humans and Mazak on the surface, while simultaneously preparing an elaborate trap in collaboration with the empire to capture me.

[We love all the children of the benevolent God equally. However, the slander from the unbelievers disrupts the world, and we will never tolerate those who threaten such peace.]

Valpurgis cleverly mixed the Qur’an’s teachings, loudly proclaiming that they sincerely wished for world peace.

Of course, how could the response be positive?

Nonetheless, upon close inspection of the apology, it’s clear that their response was excessive.

Islam does not treat children, women, and the elderly with special consideration.

The most extreme sects of Islam claiming to advocate for equality should be seen as utterly foolish.

It was evident they wanted to avoid conflict with me as much as possible.

I didn’t know the reason.

I had no desire to understand and had no intention of wanting to understand in the future.

Ultimately, the two-minute apology, which was worse than not doing it at all, sufficiently vexed me and propelled me to create a video response myself.

Regardless, if they were dangerous individuals, maintaining a level of tension at all times was far safer than being caught off guard and betrayed.

“Hello, this is No Name.”

What is the most effective way to insult a religion?

It’s simply to mock the God and leader they follow.

In my previous life, it was a straightforward task of storming into the Pope’s chamber and uprooting every last hair on his head, but in the civilized 21st century, one must use an appropriate method.

“I would like to express my gratitude for the many citizens who have shown concern for me through this video. Currently, I am focusing on recovering my health with the assistance of excellent medical personnel at the hospital, so it might be best to put your worries aside for now. With wonderful people by my side, I suppose I am truly fortunate.”

In this life, I had met an astonishingly large number of great people.

Innocent and adorable male and female children, Professor Cheon, who always thinks of me first, and the numerous connections formed through broadcasting.

How long has it been since I’ve experienced this fortunate life?

I didn’t want to let this precious daily life be stolen by those mentally polluted individuals.

“I heard that, thanks to the efforts of the police working day and night, the culprit has been caught. I will never forgive that person. However, I will forget them for the rest of my life. The fact that they sent me such a ‘gift’ is too trivial to even be a part of my life. So, I hope they pay their due price out of sight. I don’t want to be caught up in gloomy thoughts when I still have many happy days left to enjoy.”

I slightly furrowed my brow and opened my eyes wide.

I drew the camera close to my face to fill the screen.

“And Valpurgis, I really don’t understand why you all are trying to run away now when the culprit has already confessed everything during the investigation about the magic bomb you tried to make to kill me. Did Allah teach you that?”

Holding the camera at a slight angle made my chubby cheeks stand out, which I didn’t particularly like, but it was still the best angle.

Very, slightly, annoyingly annoying.

Okay, let’s stick with this.

“And why do you keep referring to me as a child of God? Did your boss have a night together with Allah to give birth to me? Sorry, but I was born to my mother, and obviously, I’m female.”

Get angry.

And bark.

Bark continually until the entire world is forced to put leashes and muzzles on you rabid dogs.

For that, I would sacrifice my shame as much as needed.

But…

When it came time to do it, the words wouldn’t come out.

What does it matter? I’m eight years old.

Knowing precisely how I am perceived in various countries around the world allows me to say this.

I indeed have the power to influence, yet holding back doesn’t seem to match my temperament.

‘I am eight years old. I am eight years old. I am eight years old. I am eight years old. I am eight years old.’

Finally, I recited my devout prayer and flashed a bright smile.

“Haha! You can’t even make a proper bomb, you incompetent fool! If you’re frustrated, come find me, and I’ll gladly face you! Scared?”

I found it so disgusting that I hastily pressed the stop recording button and threw the camera across the room toward the bed.

“Ugh…”

If Valpurgis genuinely had business with me, it would be better for them to come directly rather than touch my acquaintances.

I should have responded like this in my previous life as well; the bittersweet regret lingered on my lips, and I licked them a few times.

It is certainly not because I am ashamed of what just happened.

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[NoName Official] [Subscribers: 2.84 million]

[Report on Bomb Terrorism / A Letter to Valpurgis] [Views: 12.85 million · 3 days ago]

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[Real-Time No Name Update.realfact]

Miraculously surviving the magic bomb terror, South Korean star No Name (How did they survive?!).

In a recent video, shocking statements provoked over 500,000 comments, leading to chaos suitable for an arena.

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What on earth did they say to provoke such intense reactions?

(Hyperlink: Report on Bomb Terrorism / A Letter to Valpurgis – NoName Official)

Ah, I see.

No Name reportedly asked the leader of Valpurgis if they had a night with Allah… (For reference, homosexuality is punishable by death in Islamic countries.)

Lastly, they even replied directly in the video, completing a perfect teabagging.

(NoName: This video was not made to belittle world religions. For the record, I am also a Buddhist.)

Told to do whatever they wanted, and now facing real terrorism, No Name is now also threatened by further terrorism… (Is this kid actually eight years old?!)

It feels like their safety is becoming more and more at risk.

[Comments]

– No, No Name never said anything like that. Please don’t distort the facts, haha!

└ The poster was definitely in the wrong, lol!

└ It’s written so plausibly that now new believers are popping up, what do we do!

└ It’s all No Name’s fault. Everyone thinks they could say such things because of them.

– I’m really glad they survivedㅠㅠㅠ If something had gone wrong, the U.S. would have likely razed all of Valpurgis.

└ I’m actually more scared because it seems like America would do that…

└ What are you talking about? With so many magical facilities in the Middle East, they definitely can’t do it. It would set human civilization back 300 years.

└ No way, the American boys are real men when they get serious.

– If you’re one of Valpurgis members listening to “You’re incompetent, repeat” for an hour, thumbs up!

└ Hahaha!

└ Valpurgis probably can’t help but laugh at No Name’s antics, haha!

└ They’d be grinning from ear to ear while watching.

– Seriously, it’s not annoying at all, I just find it amusing, what about you?

└ Am I the only one feeling incredibly annoyed?

– The personality level of a League of Legends girl, lol!

└ A League of Legends girl, haha!

└ I’ll make sure to send a PDF of this to the No Name managers.

└ Haha, it’s undeniable that a childhood education through League of Legends would be extraordinary~

In South Korea, an emergency has been declared.

It seems that Valpurgis viewing my video without leaving any comments has worked as an even greater pressure.

It was unfortunate for the soldiers who had planned their vacation schedules, but a military leave restriction was enforced for a week.

It couldn’t only be seen as an overreaction from the Ministry of Defense, as Valpurgis’s military suddenly displayed a massive movement.

They’re finally starting to bark.

Not biting is a good sign.

Instead, I gifted 1,000 subscription vouchers to my viewers still on duty, sending my sincere words of comfort.

On the contrary, chaos was brewing in Europe.

Being nations that prioritize ‘freedom of expression’ above all, a deluge of high-level caricatures poured out.

The most famous of these, the French weekly Charlie Hebdo, kicked things off with a caricature depicting the naked sexual encounters of Valpurgis’s mysterious leader, dubbed ‘Allah’.

Thanks to this provocation, Muslims were increasingly harboring hostility toward Western Europe rather than South Korea.

This video was unexpectedly uploaded without going through Semaaru, the editor, leading to numerous worries from acquaintances.

However, it was needless concern. I am not in Korea right now.

“Name student.”

“…”

“Nameya?”

“Yes?”

“Is the Academy treating you well?”

“Has Professor Cheon contacted you?”

“No? I just asked out of curiosity.”

“Yes, I’m doing well, Principal.”

While still remaining in Korea, I found a place safer than Korea.

That place was the Seviron Academy site, where extraterritoriality was applied.

“Principal, didn’t Professor Cheon really not contact you?”

“If you’re worried, why don’t you try reaching out to Name first?”

“No, they must be busy with work.”

I uploaded the video recklessly without a care because I had been in runaway mode ever since I had a huge argument with Professor Cheon.

“It’s strange; I thought they would be restless by now.”

How could a person be so heartless?

Seated quietly on one side of the principal’s office floor, I tried to pretend to be nonchalant as I flipped through a Naruto comic book that barely caught my eye.