[No Name_11]
#1
(in-flight meal photo.jpg)
[Spaghetti looked tastier than bibimbap.]
[Comments]
-Kariri_ohsry★(5 hours): If Name-chan is picky, she won’t grow tall!
└ Name? No Name?
-Isn’t it crazy that it’s the official No Name account?
-Isn’t bibimbap the truth for in-flight meals?
-Plane? In-flight meal?
-I came after seeing the first feed coordinates!
-No Name can’t be seen in Korea anymore…?
#2
(scene from the movie ‘Unjust Investigation’.jpg)
[Watching a movie while others are sleeping. It’s quite fun.]
[Comments]
-Name-namya that’s a restricted rating movie…?
-‘Unjust Investigation’ is fun at age 8.
-If favors continue, you start thinking it’s a right!
-Name barely reflects on screen, so cuteㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-Just saw ‘Surado’ right before ㄷㄷ
-Why watch ‘Surado’ and ‘Unjust Investigation’ instead of Pinocchio or Frozen?
#3
(Civ VI ‘Luxembourg’ current territory.jpg)
[Competing with fellow passengers while having breakfast. Starting with Luxembourg, currently in 1st place. #WorldUnification]
[Comments]
-?????
-Luxembourg united Eurasia!
-‘At war with Korea/Japan’???!!!
-How is the scientific development rate 1400%? What on earth did they do?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Did they kidnap King Sejong?
-What’s this K-Pop ban?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Opium War ON
In-flight meals, movies, games.
Namer, who enjoyed all the entertainment on the plane without sleeping, proudly posted pictures on SNS.
SNS provided a different kind of joy compared to broadcasts. While emotions from the audience in the broadcast chat flowed out fragmentarily in real-time, Instagram comments felt more like an attempt to communicate with the account owner.
Just posting a few entries gave the effect of having streamed a broadcast.
Namer, with a satisfied expression, fell asleep as they were almost at their destination.
Meanwhile, the couple sitting in the back seat could hear the soft breathing of their sleeping child.
As a Nobel Peace Prize winner once said, “If the world had ten times more cuteness than now, there would be no wars,” their hearts calmed down naturally.
But it seems the world is yet to realize this.
The small peace that can be felt at an altitude of 10km has not reached Korea.
It wasn’t news worthy enough to be on the main page, but if you browse the media websites, you can see several articles about Namer.
[No Name Minor Gallery]
[Did Namer flee from Korea?]
(OO News: 「Young people leaving Korea, genius girl ‘Noname’ was no exception.」.jpg)
What is happening here?
So to summarize what happened overnight, Noname claims that Korea abandoned her first and immediately took a flight to Germany, declaring that she prefers spaghetti (Europe? Italy?) over bibimbap (Korea), and watched Korea’s crime noir movies ‘Surado’ and ‘Unjust Investigation’, and then coincidentally filmed a scene in the game where she attacks Korea and Japan from Luxembourg?
[Comments]
-One mistake is an accident; twice is coincidence, but three times… isn’t this the phrase for that?
-This is a blatant confession…
-“I’m throwing off all the shackles and bindings of Korea-”
-No! Namer, you can’t do this without you!
-But can’t we just keep broadcasting as usual?
└ If we’re abroad, we can’t attend the fan meeting later!
└ You need a visa even to visit the private room.
But the misfortune of others is one’s own happiness.
Foreign viewers make up 58% of Namer’s broadcasts.
Many foreigners who flowed in through Kariri opening Namer’s SNS account were busy greeting her in their own languages.
-Welcome to the artistic and romantic city of Frankfurt. (flag waving emoji)
-If you think she will stay in a boring city, you are incredibly foolish.
-We are on a mission in Switzerland, the greatest generation in the world.
-Are there no residents of Luxembourg here? I was truly moved to see the Civ results.
-Just like summoning the President of Korea in a hospital, I hope you can bring the German Chancellor out too ㅎㅎ
-Why didn’t she show her face pic on Instagram? This is a clear violation of international law.
“Namer… Namer!”
“Hmm?”
“We’re almost there. Didn’t you sleep at all earlier?”
“Oh, well, it’s better to stay up late to adjust to the time difference anyway.”
The time difference between Korea and Frankfurt is 7 hours.
Even when getting off the plane it was 6 am local time.
Yoonseul waved her hands, saying the time difference wasn’t the issue.
“You need to quickly post something explaining on Instagram or Twitter right now…”
“I know.”
“Hmm?”
“I know everything. So I don’t have to care… yawn.”
After fastening her seatbelt, Namer gently closed her eyes again.
“She’s crazy… It’s simply not a normal person’s way of thinking.”
* * *
[Semaaru: You’re just traveling, right?]
[Noname: Yes, that’s what I’m saying.]
[Semaaru: You almost gave me a heart attack! What would Yuna have done if she saw the news before me?]
[Noname: Then you should explain well.]
[Semaaru: Just have fun;; and don’t cause any trouble.]
[Noname: ^o^]
[Semaaru: What’s with that ambiguous reaction?]
Oh, my phone died. I had multiple messages from acquaintances. They were all similar in content.
Actually, when I posted the second feed on Instagram, I didn’t think much of it, but I realized as messages asking for updates came flying in.
Coincidentally, the post seemed to convey a nuance of actually leaving Korea.
It’s not bad if they misunderstand it among themselves.
I even thought about what if I had been born in another country rather than Korea.
In ‘Civ VI,’ the randomly selected nation was Luxembourg.
Fortunately, it’s a wealthy country that ranks first in GDP per capita worldwide.
Since games are just games, it’s not too hard to overpower the French kingdom and absorb the Qing dynasty with Luxembourg.
However, I realized that Korea wasn’t as weak as I initially thought while playing.
If I had been born in a Central American island country without proper magical infrastructure, I would have been in a far more desperate situation than now.
Sometimes it’s also necessary to have gratitude for what is given.
The German sky was filled with gray clouds.
We passed by colorful houses and Europe’s unique stone streets, which are hard to find in Korea,
Eventually arriving at the spacious Römerplatz, adorned with parasols and public benches outside the restaurant.
We stood there for quite a while, like a discarded burlap sack next to a statue.
“Principal, shouldn’t we drop off our luggage at the hotel first?”
“Hmmm… It’s been so long since I’ve been here that I’m not sure which way to go…”
“Can’t you just look at the map?”
I was lost.
If I had known, I should have memorized the way in advance.
Unfortunately, my phone was dead and unusable.
Daniel, who was stepping foot in Europe for the first time, was placing her bags down and strolling around the square.
I called her to give a warning.
“Niel Unni, you can’t just leave your bags like that on the floor. This isn’t Korea, so there are lots of pickpockets here.”
“Oh, really? Got it.”
“Yep.”
Especially in Europe, one must always be aware of crimes against Asians like pickpocketing and snatching.
Rustle-
Yoonseul approached from behind and was rummaging through her bag.
“If you’re looking for a snack, it’s in the front, not there.”
“…”
“Still can’t find it, Yoonseul Unni?”
“Did you call me, Namer?”
“…?”
Yoonseul was now with Daniel.
Principal Gu Onyu was searching for directions on a bench.
Then who is rummaging through the bag behind me?
“…!”
As I turned around, I saw a man sprinting away without a care in the world.
‘My phone and power bank…!’
Wait, is he really pickpocketing so brazenly?
Without a moment’s thought, I reached out and drew a magic circle.
[Cast: Friction Coefficient Adjustment]
In one second, the magic circle was completed.
In my urgency, I even overcharged with mana, but the spell showed no signs of working.
The pickpocket staggered slightly, but it seemed he still had no trouble running away.
‘Why?’
[Cast: Arabesque Knot – Gold]
Just in case, I tried using other spells, but instead, I felt that mid-tier circle magic was inherently blocked.
As I was about to follow up with Aura on my legs, Principal Gu Onyu noticed and took out her wand.
[conflict: burst]
“Gahhh!”
The criminal let out a loud scream and properly crashed to the cobblestones.
My initial intended spell successfully hit him.
In a haste to retrieve my precious phone, I rushed towards him.
As he fell, my phone tumbled several times unprotected across the stone floor.
Now that I looked closely, the screen was heavily cracked.
I tried to keep a calm expression but found it difficult to hide my irritation.
What kind of experience is this for a first overseas trip?
If this were a previous life, this guy would definitely be facing the death penalty, no exaggeration.
Hiding from Principal Gu Onyu, I packed Aura into my heel and stamped on the back of his hand.
“AAAAAAAAH!”
“Oops, mein Fehler!”
* * *
The reason the spell didn’t cast was not because I had set the casting language to Korean incorrectly.
Of course, it operates on an international standard runic language.
Germany was not a country where the freedom of magic was allowed. Specifically, it only grants magic freedom to German citizens.
“So Korea was a bit special.”
A country that can capture any defaulter and has the terrifying administrative power to expel someone from the country without any repercussions.
These two conditions made it more beneficial for such countries as Korea, Switzerland, and specific states in the USA to distribute access to mana generation facilities, whereas European Union countries riddled with terrorism did not adopt such approaches.
Thus, the reason Germany restricts magic for outsiders is not due to a discriminatory view.
Rather, I learned that they were implementing friendly policies that do not exclude refugees and stateless individuals.
“This brat made my hand like this! What about my hand? Get me to a hospital!”
“Let’s organize the situation again. Are you saying that this young lady didn’t do it, but rather that girl wrecked your hand?”
“Exactly! That’s it! Ouch!”
“Madam? I’m still unmarried.”
“Ah, my apologies.”
“Is this really the time to discuss unmarried or married? My hand! My hand!”
I sent Niel and Yoonseul off to the hotel first, and I went with Principal Gu Onyu to the police station.
A scruffy man in a white t-shirt was being interrogated by the police with his hands tightly restrained.
If he kept moving, the bone fragments would shift, causing immense pain, yet his endurance was impressive.
“Could you both show me your passports?”
Principal Gu Onyu presented my passport along with hers from her handbag.
A blue regular passport and a gray official passport. The latter belonged to Principal Gu Onyu.
The officer gazed at them blankly for a moment before eventually turning his attention to me.
“There’s a streamer called No Name from Korea; do you perhaps know her?”
He asked while unfolding my identity information sheet with my photo.
“Yes, I know.”
“The name is so interesting; is it true that her real name is No Name?”
“Please be careful when pronouncing it. It’s Noname. Name.”
“Aha, Name. Name… wait a minute…”
“Max, is there a problem?”
“Levi, come over here for a second.”
“…?”
Two young men with bushy chins were alternating their curious glances between the monitor and me.
“Scheiße! Ah, I’m sorry. Is this real? Are you really ranked first in WOA?”
“Oh my God, is this really you? No Name?”
“Yes? Yes…”
“Wow… wow…! I can’t believe it. How did you achieve this ranking at this age?”
“What’s going on? Who is she?”
The pickpocket seemed utterly confused by the ruckus from the two officers.
“Miss Gu, are you her guardian?”
“Yes, that seems to be the case now.”
Principal Gu Onyu replied placidly.
“I apologize for the commotion earlier. No Name is immensely popular on the internet, especially in gaming. We are huge fans.”
“See, No Name, I have 70,000 points as a healer too. But how did you score 135,000 points? You’re truly a monster!”
“You played as a Paladin, right? You’ll play as a Priest next time, right?”
“Of course! If not as a Priest, I’m not a healer!”
We rapidly gained a bond with the Frankfurt city police over gaming as a common theme.
A man introducing himself as Maximilian imitated a finger-wiggling gesture.
“Can we take a photo with you? Can we post it on SNS?”
“Um… okay, I suppose.”
“Max? What are you doing, not going out on patrol!”
“Chief! Chief! Come quickly and take a photo with us! You don’t realize who she is, do you? If you get an autograph, your son will surely love it.”
“Who is she?”
Before long, Levi had prepared the selfie mode and walked over to me, extending his arm.
“Nice to meet you, Namya. You look exactly like your avatar!”
“Why did I only realize it like a fool! From head to toe, you look just like it.”
“You bastards! My hand! Don’t take photos and just take me to the hospital!”
“Shall I take the photo?”
“Oh, thank you, Miss Gu!”
The photo captured two happy young men giving thumbs up on either side of me, along with the somewhat intimidating police chief who accidentally joined in.
After checking the photo, the young man bowed toward Principal Gu Onyu with a satisfied expression.
He seemed to have quite a strong understanding of Korean etiquette.
“There have been too many pickpockets recently. Germany used to be one of the least affected countries in Europe, but it seems that has changed, haha.”
“You’re working hard day and night.”
“It seems we may have given you a bad experience right after you entered the country; we sincerely apologize on our behalf. We hope you only have good experiences for the remainder of your trip in Frankfurt!”
* * *
[maximill_1010]
(group photo.jpg)
[I just met “No Name” at work. The cutest child in the world, but in virtual reality, she’s the world champion.]
[#Frankfurt #NoName]
[Comments]
-An angel entered the police station!
-Max, is this friend of yours?
-You’re skipping work again!
-The police chief’s expression seems to hold some heartache.
-Why is she the world champion?
└ She is ranked first in the story ranking in WOA.
└ ????? I can’t believe it.
└ But it’s true. Besides, she’s only 8 years old.
…
-Nonaname, what are you doing hereㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-What did she do to take selfies with the German police in the police station?
-Now… Nah, Namer do whatever you want…
-Wow, I can’t help but laugh at being robbedㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Why is her face so cute even in the midst of that?