Chapter 22

Page Twenty-One

Zhao Zhao’s Revelation of Doom · Continuous Transformation

Coincidentally, the old man with the claw hammer happened to run a pharmacy. At this moment, he was treating Zhao Zhao’s wounds. The broken skin naturally came into contact with medical alcohol, causing Zhao Zhao to grit his teeth in pain again.

Uncle Policeman Lei La spoke about his son, Lei Ke Lie, who was a complete scoundrel.

Uncle Lei La had divorced several years ago, but during the divorce, Lei Ke Lie was awarded to his mother, who had better economic conditions. However, as a career-oriented woman, she naturally did not have much time to care about family matters. And Uncle Lei La, being a busy police officer, Lei Ke Lie grew up in a neglectful environment, making him associate with some second-rate thugs.

If he were just wealthy, he would be considered a target for exploitation, but he was also a martial arts enthusiast, someone who was extremely capable in combat. Such a person, with wealth and power, naturally attracted the attention of small-time thugs. Gradually, he found himself with a group of followers, which made him feel inflated, and he started calling himself “Thunder Tiger.”

The feeling of being idolized by his followers filled the void in his heart, replacing what should have been provided by his family.

“Children from single-parent families lack love and often have psychological issues, making them more likely to go astray.” I scoffed at Uncle Lei La’s statement.

“Huh? Since I was born, I haven’t seen my mother or father, who is always out working. According to your logic, I should now be hanging around with Thunder Tiger? That idiot?”

Hearing me say this, Zhao Zhao, who was applying red medicine on his bed, suddenly laughed. He said with a chuckle, “Chairman, you haven’t turned into that kind of social trash, thanks to me and Xiao Hai Tang filling the love you lacked, right?”

“Get lost, I don’t want your love. I only want Xiao Hai Tang and Ju Zi’s love.”

Originally, it was just a casual remark, but unexpectedly, there was an example right before me. Uncle Lei La’s lips twitched.

“A week ago, his mother called me, saying that the kid took money and disappeared. When I investigated, I found out he became a thug. I swore then that I would find and discipline him.”

Heh, finding him is impossible, you might lose this scoundrel son of yours.

Now that I know his real name is Lei Ke Lie, what could stop me from ruining his life? As a target for revenge, I don’t even need to consider whether he’s alone. I hope he transforms in public and gets sent to the research institute for dissection, or let his followers do something unspeakable to him.

Currently, I am the dark side of Chang Kai, the embodiment of sinister malice, and my role is Avenger!

After the treatment, the old man gave each of us an ice pack to help reduce the bruising. Uncle Lei La pulled out his wallet before us, insisting on paying for the medication. But the old man from the pharmacy waved him off, saying that a bit of alcohol and red medicine didn’t require payment.

Then he tried to give the money directly to Zhao Zhao, who still refused.

“Uncle, if you really want to compensate us, why not put more effort into catching Thunder Tiger and prevent him from harming anyone else? Police can’t be so helpless as to catch a bunch of thugs, right?” Zhao Zhao’s words made Uncle Lei La uncomfortable.

He had searched for Lei Ke Lie for a week but hadn’t even managed to touch the tiger’s tail.

The young policeman watching for a long time defended him: “Because they are just a bunch of thugs, there isn’t much police force assigned to catch them… Plus, those guys are very alert and will escape when things get tough. They haven’t returned to the Balance Commercial District recently.”

It’s probably because they discovered the police were investigating them in the Balance Commercial District, so they moved their base to the urban village. Unfortunately, they ran into Xiao Hai Tang and were driven away.

As we left Mí Fēng Street, night had fallen completely. Uncle insisted on using the police car to take us home. This time, I didn’t refuse. For me, who had lost my large-framed glasses, not being exposed to the crowd was the best option.

Originally, we were going to have dinner at Old Feng’s place, but seeing Zhao Zhao’s injured state, I feared Old Feng might guess something.

When the police car entered the village, I noticed Old Feng subconsciously wanting to close his stall and run away… Did he mistake the police for city management?

On our way home, to avoid startling my dad who has a phobia of women, I held a bag in front of my face when opening the door.

Dad, who usually comes home early, was still in the living room playing his beautiful girl dating game, seemingly treating it as a form of therapy…

“Son, what are you doing? Are you too ashamed to show your face? Ah, Zhao Jia’s boy, you… you went to fight?”

Seeing me enter with a backpack on my face and noticing Zhao Zhao’s bruised body, he couldn’t help but ask in concern.

“We encountered some thugs, but it’s fine now. It looks worse than it is, it’s already taken care of,” Zhao Zhao didn’t hide anything and briefly explained the situation.

“How did you get targeted by thugs?”

“It’s a long story, it’s just that my glasses broke. Do you really want to hear it?”

“Oh, forget it… Don’t take off the backpack, I’ll go back to my room first!”

I almost dropped the backpack.

Hey? Is there any other father in the world who considers his son’s face a disaster?

“Wait, we haven’t eaten yet. Is there anything edible at home?”

“There’s nothing ready-made. There are ingredients in the refrigerator. Cook some spaghetti yourself.”

After he said that, he fled upstairs with his laptop like a fugitive. When I heard the sound of the door closing upstairs, I took out the black-covered notebook from my backpack.

Before eating, let’s conduct an experiment about some characteristics of the notebook.

Lying on the sofa like Ge You, Zhao Zhao weakly nodded and let out a sound like a fighting rabbit: “Alright, let’s start the experiment!”

“First is the first phase…” I took out the matching pencil and wrote down “Zhao Zhao.” After the dazzling white light and the little star effects faded, a short-haired girl in a dirty white shirt appeared on my sofa.

The girl sat up and curiously examined her body. Her flawless skin was as smooth as a newborn’s, without any trace of bruises.

Zhao Lei raised both hands in surprise: “Wow! The bruises have disappeared!”

“Then comes the second phase…” Next, I erased the name “Zhao Zhao.”

With a transformation effect, Zhao Zhao, still covered in injuries, slumped back onto the sofa, wailing, “It hurts again, it hurts again!”

“So, this notebook can’t heal wounds, but it can remove them during transformations?”

“Alright Chairman, quickly turn me into Zhao Lei.”

“Mm, there’s still a third phase of the experiment to conduct.” I wrote down “Zhao Zhao” again.

Then I took out scissors and reached for Zhao Lei’s shoulder-length hair, cutting off a lock of red hair, leaving a noticeable gap in her hairstyle.

When Zhao Lei shouted, “Hair is a girl’s life, you bastard!” I erased “Zhao Zhao” again.

Unexpectedly, not only did Zhao Zhao’s head show no sign of hair being cut, but the lock of Zhao Lei’s hair in my hand remained intact. Even when I transformed Zhao Zhao into Zhao Lei again, the gap in Zhao Lei’s hair did not disappear.

“Zhao Zhao and Zhao Lei are two bodies made from the same piece of Play-Doh, but their data are relatively independent. Considering the color of the highlights, Zhao Lei’s body should be based on Zhao Zhao…” I muttered, summarizing my experimental results, while Zhao Lei looked impatient.

“Stop changing me already!” Zhao Lei snatched the pencil from my hand, complaining unhappily about the constant gender switching: “Are you trying to get me ready for Super Transformation? I’d definitely get full marks!”

“Don’t be angry. Everything you’ve experienced is to help me better use this notebook. It’s like being a scientist’s guinea pig! Doesn’t that make you feel great?”

“You call that great? It’s just being a guinea pig… I don’t care, I’m hungry. I want to eat pasta, Chairman, go make it now!”

She started using her female identity to boss me around? Just as I thought of saying something sarcastic, a warm feeling washed over me at the memory of him taking a beating for me, and my lips curled upward involuntarily.

“Wow, Chairman, your smile is really devastating… I might bend… No, should I say straight or bent now?”

“Stop fooling around, go watch TV. I’ll cook for you.”

“Huh, who wants to eat what’s below you… Are you being lewd?”

I walked into the kitchen, put on an apron, and took out various ingredients from the refrigerator.

Boiling a pot of water, I then chopped tomatoes and onions on the cutting board and mixed them with minced meat, throwing them into a frying pan brushed with olive oil. The unique smell of tomatoes filled the air, making my stomach growl.

I tossed the hard noodles into the boiling water and added some salt, covering the pot to cook for ten minutes.

In the frying pan, I added tomato sauce, MSG, salt, and pepper, stirred briefly, and the meat sauce was ready.

Because it was summer, after cooking the pasta, I rinsed it in cold mineral water before serving, making it easier to eat and enhancing its slightly firm texture. Finally, I poured the tomato meat sauce over it, completing a simple Italian dish.

Zhao Lei, equally hungry, could hardly wait. When I brought the plate out of the kitchen, she was already sitting at the dining table.

“Chairman, you can cook too! How virtuous~” Zhao Lei rubbed her hands together, eyeing the fragrant pasta.

“Not really, anyone can do this simple stuff, right?”

“I completely can’t… This tastes really good… slurp.”

“Cough, actually, my experiment has a fourth phase…” Hearing there was more to the experiment, Zhao Lei stood up from her seat, trying to use chopsticks with squinted eyes. “Don’t get excited! For now, don’t change… Just stay as you are. We’ll undo the transformation in a couple of days to see if Zhao Zhao’s bruises have healed. If they haven’t, it means Zhao Zhao is in a state of time stop. In that case, it would be best for you to rest and recover.”

“Leading with a supernatural deity title and wielding a supernatural notebook, yet conducting scientific experiments?” Zhao Lei spread her hands, launching a verbal attack.

I didn’t refute her because I had another matter to attend to, but I hoped she would support me.

“Zhao Lei, listen to me.” Facing my sudden serious tone, she paused with her chopsticks, looking nervously at me.

“Now I’m going to do something irrational, even though I know it stems purely from my own desires.”

“Desires! What do you mean?”

She covered her sparse chest with her hand, stuttering.

“I want to write Thunder Tiger’s name in the notebook.”

This was purely out of revenge.

Drinking buddies only drink beer, which is quite easy to handle.

Originally, several hostesses should have been called to show off, but the money taken from home would eventually run out one day, so I had to be more frugal. It would be best if I could find some way to make money.

“Big Brother, why did you let them go?”

The chubby mohawk with a flushed face staggered closer, step by step. This guy was too narrow-minded.

“Because I broke my vow… Tian Xi, do you believe in fate?”

“I don’t! My fate is in my hands, not in the heavens!”

He raised his beer bottle and shouted loudly, his mohawk-like hair on top of his head swaying as well. Eventually, he started dancing, twisting and turning, even taking off his clothes while dancing.

Anyone could tell he was drunk… But we had just entered the private room five minutes ago, and this guy hadn’t even finished one bottle of beer yet?

Seeing my confusion, Lü Yue, who wore a mask and had spiky hair, explained, “Big Brother, you don’t know, Tian Xi’s drinking capacity and manners are really bad. We usually give him Kou Luo, but today we forgot about it.”

Only giving him sugary drinks like this, is that why he’s so much fatter than you? Could you at least take off your mask when you drink?

Seeing Tian Xi’s porky hand sliding over his protruding belly and resting on his belt buckle, someone exclaimed in shock, “Quick, hold Tian Xi down! This guy is going to take off his pants!”

After a great effort, the brothers managed to pin down Tian Xi, who was now shirtless, back onto the sofa in the private room, and soon he fell asleep snoring.

Absolutely no one wants to see a fat man stripping, no one.

After dealing with Tian Xi, Lü Yue sat back next to me. “Big Brother, what did you mean by fate just now?”

So he wanted to hear this?

I lit a cigarette and placed it on the ashtray beside me. I didn’t smoke it, just to create an atmosphere for storytelling.

“You probably think I’m just trying to look cool or act tough by saying I don’t hit women, right? Actually, I really can’t raise a hand against women. Whenever I hit a woman, I get into big trouble. That’s my fate.”

Just starting the story, these guys stopped singing and gathered around to listen. I felt like a kindergarten teacher holding a storybook, and they were all preschoolers.

Rubbing my chin, I thought about how to put it, “About a year ago, I met an old Taoist on the road. His face left such a deep impression that I still remember the wrinkles on his face. He had long white hair and beard and wore simple white Taoist robes, truly like a transcendent figure. He stopped me on the road and said we had a connection, insisting on telling my fortune and looking at my face.

At first, I thought he was just a con artist under the guise of being a Taoist, but since he said he wouldn’t charge for reading fortunes, I let him do it.”

Lü Yue asked, “What did the fortune-teller say?”

“That old Taoist said I was naturally unlucky with women, warning me never to fight with women, or else I would suffer immediate retribution, and even face bloodshed. But at first, I didn’t believe in fortune-telling. Later, due to various reasons, I got into an argument with a female teacher at school. In a fit of anger, I pushed her, but she was fine. However, I had a car accident as soon as I left the school gate and ended up in the hospital for two weeks.”

“What if… what if it was just a coincidence?” It seemed a bit far-fetched, and everyone was a bit tense.

“I thought the same, but I only pushed her lightly and ended up in a car accident. If it were more serious, I might have lost my life. Some things are better believed than doubted — besides, not hitting women sounds pretty cool when you say it.”

Though it’s a story, everything I said is true.

When faced with women, especially those who can fight, I’m at a disadvantage. The girl from yesterday was a wild child, and her roundhouse kicks were fast and fierce. If it came to a fight, I’m not sure if I’d come out on top.

“Big Brother, but you just hit that cross-dressing girl, didn’t you? If that’s the case…”

I nodded, confirming Lü Yue’s words, and sighed helplessly, “If there’s such a thing as immediate retribution, I’m probably in for some bad luck soon. Staying in the KTV won’t likely result in anyone dying, but it’s not like a tank is going to crash into the KTV, right?”

As soon as I said that, something inexplicable happened. My vision was suddenly covered by blinding white light, so bright I couldn’t open my eyes, and the source seemed to be from within me. Not only did I become a human light bulb, but I was also emitting golden stars, the most terrifying part being that I couldn’t feel my body.

“Big Brother! Are you okay, Big Brother!… Ugh, Big Brother?”

Fortunately, the strange phenomenon didn’t last long. When the eerie white light dissipated, I could feel my body again. Opening my eyes, I found Lü Yue and the others staring at me with strange expressions, silently watching me intensely.

Feeling unnerved by their stares, I couldn’t help asking, “What exactly happened?… Ah~ Ah~ Ah~… Hm? What’s wrong with my voice?”

My voice sounded a bit odd, unusually high-pitched. I also noticed something unusual about my body. Looking down, it became even more shocking.

My clothes had become excessively large, my golden ring slipped off my slender fingers, and a mysterious fat lump bulged out from my chest, supporting my vest. A strand of golden long hair draped over my neck, falling in front of my eyes.

Even if I were slow-witted, I would have realized— I had turned into a woman.

I raised my hand to cover my forehead, rubbing my temples, trying to calm my nearly exploding mind.

“Is this karma? Because I hit a woman, I have to turn into one?”

Fate truly loves to play tricks.

I pulled out my phone and opened the front camera. Since I’ve turned into a girl, I might as well check out what I look like now.

Hmm, not bad. Even by my own standards, she’s quite beautiful. Especially her almond-shaped eyes, which naturally exude a strong aura, almost making her seem suitable for wielding a whip.

This is much better than turning into a hideous monster.

“Big Brother is still Big Brother!” “Big Brother looks so pretty as a woman; this isn’t karma, right?” “Call her Big Sister now!” “Big Brother, can we have some fun?”

“Go back and jerk off yourself!”

Knowing that I was still Thunder Tiger, these guys were even more excited than me, chattering around me. It was so noisy that I felt a headache coming on. I even felt terrified being surrounded by such a group of men. For a moment, I didn’t know what to say.

Perhaps he wasn’t used to interacting with women, Lü Yuè kept glancing sideways, as if he couldn’t look directly at me… Though he was a gangster, why did he act so immature?

He awkwardly leaned close to my ear and whispered, “Big Brother, your… chest…”

It took me about ten seconds to understand his meaning. Looking down, I saw two prominent points standing proudly on my newly formed breasts, protruding through my black tank top.

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier!” Without hesitation, I quickly zipped up my leather jacket. But thinking that they had been staring at me for so long, my face felt hot, and they would probably fantasize about me in their electrical engineering class.

“Hey, where did this girl come from?”

At this moment, the drunk Tián Xī, who had been out of it, was awakened by their shouting. He didn’t seem to know who I was, approaching me with a lecherous expression. His chubby belly and wiggling hands made him look particularly perverted, causing an instinctive disgust within me, making my skin crawl.

“Stop him!”

I urgently ordered, and several brothers instinctively reached out to grab Tián Xī.

“Wo da! Wo da! Wo da!” Unexpectedly, this fat man became more agile after taking off his shirt. He jumped up shouting strange lines and lunged at me, but considering his size, it was like a small bomb. With my current body, I wasn’t sure if I could withstand the impact.

When Tián Xī was in the air, he suddenly emitted a burst of white light and sparkles… Ah, this scene seemed familiar.

“F*ck, no way?” That’s the same effect that turned me into a woman!

Instead of the expected human bomb, I felt an indescribable soft touch in my arms. Even through the leather jacket, I could feel the incredible elasticity, but in an instant, I understood the true nature of this gentleness… It was above me… huge breasts.

Huh, why am I comparing myself to her?

Probably because before the transformation, he was fat, so when he hit my chest, it was a curvaceous giant-breasted girl. Although I don’t know how female sizes are measured, this pair of eyes-catching breasts must be at least 36DD.

Most importantly, he was shirtless before the transformation! If not for me holding her and covering her exposed parts, this book would have crossed the line of healthy harmony.

“Awooooo—!!” A series of enthusiastic wolf howls erupted on the spot, filling the room with a festive atmosphere.

“Everyone, get out first! Lü Yuè, bring Tián Xī’s clothes over!”

But I need to stop the situation from getting out of control. If these guys really turn into wolves, then I’m another piece of meat besides Tián Xī. I’m not sure how many I can take with my current body.

“Oh! Okay!”

“Big Brother wants to keep those huge breasts all to himself!” “Lewd scenes are great, but can’t reproduce!” “Strictly speaking, this is gay.” “Will this karma spread to others?” “Tián Xī, who looked like a pig, turned so beautiful; what kind of karma is this?”

Fortunately, these simple-minded guys were somewhat obedient. Despite their complaints, they stood outside quietly, though most of them bent over… This wasn’t their fault. After experiencing the impact of 36DD, no normal man could remain calm.

“Little beauty~ Fat brother wants a kiss~” The drunkard in my arms hadn’t realized the situation yet, placing his hand on my chest and trying to kiss me. I held her tightly to prevent any exposure…

After Lü Yuè threw her leather jacket at me, he also went out bending over.

Fortunately, her original belly was big enough, making the leather jacket big enough to cover her impressive upper body.

I hurriedly put the jacket on her, zipping it up quickly and pulling her arm inside. After all, those 36DD were irresistible, even in my current female form.

After drinking just one bottle of beer, why is he this drunk? Is he here to make a joke?

I shouted towards the door, “Done, everyone come in.”

Next, I need to think about how to proceed from here.