Chapter 208

Young Werner was drooling on Hadaesu’s back, giggling happily. The man himself was busy to death, but having to carry the kid while working was a living hell.

Countless beings aimed for the seat of God. There were those who called themselves Demon Kings, Heavenly Demons who boasted of standing at the pinnacle of nothingness, and Grand Sorcerers who stood at the apex of magic. Of course, most of those guys disappeared without a trace after Hadaesu slapped them.

“These cockroaches are so annoying…”

The type Hadaesu hated the most were those who relied on sheer numbers. For example, the fleet of cosmic battleships he was currently dealing with while carrying young Werner. It was more like a cluster of stars than a fleet, with planet-sized battle robots mixed in.

“Robots! Robots!”

Young Werner, being a baby, showed interest in the robots, but what the robot sent wasn’t fan service—it was an antimatter laser capable of vaporizing an entire nation.

“Daddy…”

Of course, Hadaesu, knowing he’d be in serious trouble if Werner got hurt, took the attack head-on. Normally, young Werner should have vanished without a trace, but not even a scratch appeared on his body.

“Daddy and…”

With those words, his fist turned the giant robot into dust.

“Mom, you damn bastards! Do you know how much trouble I’ll be in if this kid gets hurt? Taking care of my boss’s kid is already hell, and now you’re making it harder?”

“Mom! Mom!”

“Ah, he learned another one. What a genius.”

Hadaesu patted baby Werner. It was too late to hide the swearing now; he just hoped his boss wouldn’t meet the kid before he learned some other words.

“Ah, young master, remember this one thing. No, engrave it into your soul. Those bastards who rely on numbers, firepower, and cheap tricks…?”

Hadaesu swung his fist again, obliterating a massive battleship approaching him without a trace.

“Those damn bastards need to be blown up without exception. F***ing trash.”

“Bastards! Bastards!”

“Why does he only pick up the bad words? I’m going crazy.”

“Crazy!”

“Haha…”

Hadaesu imagined the future where he’d get beaten black and blue by his boss, Werner’s mother. It was clear he’d be beaten until the paddle turned red.

“You damn bastards! It’s all your fault! Die!!!”

Eventually, his fear turned into anger, and that anger was directed at his enemies. Not entirely innocent… but it was clear he was venting his rage for ridiculous reasons.

After 15 minutes of chaos, the fleet was annihilated, and Hadaesu was still fuming as he fed Werner a bottle. Love him or hate him, there was no one in the universe as strong as him. He was the strongest shield protecting Werner’s mother, the God of the universe. And no one had as much childcare experience as him. Sometimes his children called him the cosmic version of Whitebeard. Of course, most of those kids ended up with broken bones.

“Honestly, I’m buried in childcare. But are the kids I raised any good? They’re always picking fights, threatening chastity, not treating their father properly… and young master’s nanny is the peak of it all. He got mad when I told him not to call me ‘father,’ so now he calls me by my name and treats me like a friend…”

He expertly burped Werner. A true veteran dad with billions of years of experience.

“Right… Anyway, please listen to that kid. It’s fine if he ruins my life. I’ve already got kids ruining my life left and right, and after living for so long, my insides are already rotten. So… don’t ruin my daughter’s life and just take it out on me. Wait, am I a grandfather now? I’m still a bachelor… I’m already a grandfather. I should really stop adopting kids. Who’s going to stop me…”

At that moment, a floating case entered his view.

It seemed the parents had hastily sent the child away before their ship was destroyed.

“Ugh…!”

Groaning in pain, Hadaesu had to carry Werner in one arm and the unidentified girl in the other. Despite everything, he couldn’t ignore a pitiful young life.

“I can’t die yet! Damn it! Damn it!”

“Damn it! Damn it…!”

“Why does the young master keep learning these…”

Unfortunately, it wasn’t just Werner who absorbed the swearing.

“Damn it…”

“Why are you like this too…”

—

Young Werner was nursing on Sabriel, his nanny. With his hearty appetite, satisfying Werner’s hunger was also her job.

“Ah, our young master eats so well.”

Of course, Hadaesu was watching the scene with disapproval.

“Is it good for an unmarried girl to do that? Adjusting her body and all…”

“Shut up. You’ve never even touched a woman’s chest.”

“I could if I wanted to. But I’m a pure love kind of guy. I won’t just grope any chest. I’ll only touch the chest of the person I love. So there’s a difference between a pervert who gropes any chest and a pure love guy who only touches the chosen chest…”

“First, you teach him swearing, and now you’re teaching him dirty talk? How impressive. And you’ve never even held a woman, yet you act like you know everything. It’s always the guys with no luck with women who claim to be pure love types.”

Hadaesu, hit where it hurt, calmly counterattacked.

“So, you’re living a promiscuous life far from pure love, huh?”

“Yeah, I’m popular, unlike you. I just reject confessions.”

“Right, I get it. You’ve got cobwebs down there.”

“Yeah, I hope you use your asshole often.”

“Yeah, I like adult women. Not some baby…”

“Hey! It’s maternal love!”

“You, with cobwebs down there, talking about maternal love? You’re just waiting to eat them when they grow up. You’re gaslighting them from infancy. If you switch the genders, it’s a crime. No, even without switching, it’s a crime, you criminal.”

The father and daughter, always close, were once again sparking invisible flames over something trivial.

Then, a voice came from behind them.

“Hey, it’s fine to fight, but don’t fight while holding the kid to your chest. It’s unsightly.”

It was their boss and Werner’s mother, the God. Well, she wasn’t a typical mother who gave birth; she had crafted Werner’s soul herself.

“Ah, Supreme God. I apologize. I didn’t know you’d come and see us in such an unsightly state…”

Sabriel bowed politely, but…

“Ah, you’re here. You dump all the work and childcare on me, and I’m dying because of it.”

Hadaesu, who had known Werner’s mother the longest, had no reservations. Or rather, he had no manners.

Of course, Werner’s mother didn’t mind his attitude. She just pulled Hadaesu’s cheek, scolding him for his daughter’s impudence.

“Let go.”

“How can an Apostle of God act like this! Where’s your respect!”

“I’ve known this guy for billions of years. It’s funny to see you fussing about manners now. Besides, he’s so heartless that respect and all that are meaningless…”

Ignoring the bickering pair, Werner’s mother smiled at young Werner. Werner, in turn, proudly showed off what he had learned from his nanny and Hadaesu.

“Bastards! Bastards!”

At those words, Werner’s mother was momentarily speechless, and the father and daughter were stunned.

“Did I hear that wrong…?”

“Motherf***er! Damn it! Your mom…!”

As the tirade continued, Werner’s mother calmly pulled out a pair of knuckles from her pocket and put them on.

“Explain what’s going on in two seconds.”

The stunned pair tried to explain the situation as rationally as possible.

“It’s not what you think… It wasn’t meant to be like this…”

“Time’s up. I’m not convinced. Die.”

After about three hours of beating, the two were finally free.

“Ah, my tooth is loose…”

Werner’s mother sighed as she watched Hadaesu check his teeth.

“So, you didn’t come just to show off the kid’s swearing… Why did you want to see me?”

Hadaesu, now serious, answered.

“I observed something strange recently. No, not just strange… something filthy and horrifying.”