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Chapter 184

As soon as we reached the top floor, the atmosphere went quiet, and all eyes immediately landed on us.

Then, as if nothing happened, the room returned to its original mood, but during that fleeting moment of silence, Qing gathered plenty of information for the Phoenix ladies.

The women exchanged glances and gauged the “rank” based on the intel they gathered.

What the hell, hiding her face.

And here I thought she was using some fancy silk. Is she a ghost or something? That fabric looks like a total luxury item.

But is that the only luxury she has? Must be lacking in confidence with that face.

Look at that body shape! Did she eat too much, spreading it all around?

Ha. With those boobs, no wonder the clothes don’t fit. And what’s up with that butt? The skirt isn’t going to fit either.

Not that I’m jealous or anything—nope, definitely not!

But hey, that outfit? The fabric’s decent, but it’s not high-end or anything.

Clearly, she doesn’t care much about her looks.

She wore a long top that reaches her knees and had her collar crossed high, so no clavicle showed. How suffocating is that just to look at?

More of a martial arts sect than a noble house, and definitely from the Taoist school among them.

And two swords? Please, she just walked in, thinking she can play the flute or something.

But hey, at least she has a decent flute, although what’s with that? Is it a flute or a dogbone?

Plus, if she’s here, wouldn’t it be nice to at least say hello instead of awkwardly looking around?

So the conclusion is that she’s just some ugly country bumpkin from a Taoist temple.

The women’s guard dropped dramatically.

If we took a snapshot of each scene with Qing, we might find it pretty entertaining.

All eyes temporarily focused on Qing, only to shift back to the few women who had already settled in the room.

And those women locked eyes, slyly reading each other’s expressions.

Those women were the leaders of their factions, the bidding matriarchs.

This was the bidding process for them.

Who’s gonna take that bumpkin?

She doesn’t look special. Count me out.

She seems like an amateur warrior.

Taking her would be pointless—she’s clueless and offers no benefits. Ugh, what a washout.

No one bothered to ask who she was first, which meant she failed to make an appealing entrance, leaving no one reaching out for her.

So, she had two choices as a woman, and one as a warrior.

If Qing were a socially adept woman, she would have approached the desired faction’s matriarch, introduced herself, and smiled as if saying, “I want to be friends.”

Or, she could slump her shoulders, realizing the Phoenix Association really bombed her debut, and just head over to the rejected candidates’ seats.

(The Phoenix Association gatherings always had a “losers’ corner” where things were pretty gloomy.)

And for a warrior? Well, they’d be clueless about women’s skirmishes or just uninterested and head to the designated “female warrior zone.”

That zone was where women who had no interest in complicated bidding gathered—basically, female warriors more aligned with men.

Would Qing even be aware of this complicated backstory?

She thought, “Someone mentioned Young Lady Gongson might be here,” and took a slow sweep around, feeling quite simply.

Wow, everyone is dressed so extravagantly!

Just then, Tang Nan-ah climbed the stairs.

“Hey, Qing-Ah! I said wait a sec, but you went up already! Here, let me drape this silk over you; it’s my favorite, after all—it’s pure silk!”

Tang Nan-ah proudly draped the fabric across Qing’s arms, making a show of it.

The fabric was wide and long, typically draped over the shoulders, hanging down the back and sides. It was the kind of long cloth seen in fairy paintings.

“I don’t even get why we wear this. Isn’t it just uncomfortable? You can’t even lower your arms when wearing it!”

With the fabric on, your arms end up in this awkward noodle-throwing posture, or else it drags on the ground.

“Well, it’s pretty, that’s why! Oh, it’s so pretty.”

Just then, an air of tension returned to the room.

Isn’t that the ‘Poison Hua’? That’s totally her!

Wow, fancy seeing you here! That brat who was holed up in Sichuan is finally out in the open; what gives?

Poison Hua is offering her belongings? Looks like she messed up with poison again!

Tang Nan-ah slyly shot glances around, aiming for the faction leaders. Everyone exchanged smirks while hiding their laughter.

Isn’t this a servant trick? The great Tang Nan-ah is sticking to this plain Jane?

And that girl seems completely clueless about it. What’s the point of dragging someone who knows nothing?

Just then, a tiny voice called out like a screeching bird.

“Sister! Sister Qing!”

“Oh? Hyang? Is that you? What are you doing here?”

Qing swooped down and spun around with Jiegal Hyang in her arms.

The seven-year-old lady laughed happily, her giggles ringing like a sweet chime.

“Oh, Sister Qing! Have you seen my brother? It’s been ages, and he didn’t even come to play with me. That’s just mean!”

Your brother is over there, hanging with the men. Today, he’ll likely head home, so just ask him later to play more!”

“Hehe, okay!”

As Qing tried to set the child down, Jiegal Hyang wouldn’t let go, wrapping her arms tightly around Qing’s neck.

Qing chuckled and pulled her back into her embrace.

That sight raised the women’s vigilance again.

Who knew that the adorable Jiegal girl wasn’t just anyone?

In the middle of it all, a beautiful lady smiled widely.

“Hey, Hua, the new Phoenix member is here! Aren’t you going to introduce her?”

When Qing looked at that woman, she swallowed hard. Whoa, what is she wearing?

Her outfit was drastically eye-catching.

Known as the “Pak Tunno,” it combined thin, transparent, and revealing fabrics. She wore a belt right below her ribs, lifting her chest, draped in a long skirt. On top, she threw on a sheer fabric vest, completing the whole “Pak Tunno” look.

Many poets were inspired by this desirable outfit, penning famous lines about it:

“The front flowers are surrounded by white snow,” or, “Her exposed chest shines like the bright sky,” or, “The revealed chest glimmers like the sky’s reflection.”

Every phrase links the chest to eyes or skin’s beauty—so it’s not really plagiarizing; it’s just that her porcelain skin makes her stunning.

How much skin someone shows depends on their confidence, wealth, and power level. The higher they are, the more skin they flaunt.

And the confidence the lady had was dangerously high.

Qing struggled to steady her wandering gaze and said, “Ah, well! Hello, everyone! I’m Seomun Qing, a disciple of the Divine Maiden Sect. I lack in many ways but have studied under Seomun Sulin.”

“Great Lady!” “Best Female Martial Artist!” “Great Lady!”

This call was unisex.

And this sharp chorus had a rhythm to it, echoing like a chant, and it seemed they only had to shout together, with their meaning slightly varying—this is something I might try one day instead of just standing around like an idiot.

Qing promised herself this.

And that opportunity soon emerged.

Seeing Jin Seol waiting for something, Qing suddenly got the vibe.

Oh, this is the moment I’m supposed to shout!

Um, so, Jin Seol, who the heck are you?

Qing realized she was in deep trouble.

Shouldn’t I know a bit before I shout out something?

Just then, Jiegal Hyang blew warm air in Qing’s ear, escaping the fabric. “That’s Jin Seol from the Gwangdong Jin Family! She’s the White Lotus among the Five Beauties of the Martial World!”

“White Lotus!”

Qing absurdly copied the answer, even if her timing was way off, and Jin Seol nodded proudly.

In the classic Chinese poetry, it’s said, “Seated, she’s a peony; standing, she’s a paeonia; walking, she’s a white lotus.”

This describes beauties, particularly the white lotus, noted for its fragrance and purity as the Flower of Flowers.

And Jin Seol was just that.

For reference, Geomhwa Mo Yong Joo-hee claimed that since Jin Seol lacks any particular specialty, she’s just tagged as the “lotus” because she’s often seen with her chest uncovered.

And it didn’t stop there; she also said, “With no other points to boast, she always runs around exposing her chest, trying to look flashy and ridiculous,” showing her hostility.

Truth be told, that wasn’t an unfounded remark.

The Poison Hua, oddly serious about her poison, and Seolhwa, who’s clever and uses ice magic.

But really, they’re all five beauties, pretty faces all around, so only Jin Seol doesn’t have any notable features or specialties.

Of course, she claims she’s the most beautiful of them all.

“Wow! Your little Hyang is basically a reincarnation of Zhuge Liang! The blood of the Jiegal clan is indeed reliable!”

“Hehe!”

Qing gently rubbed her cheeks against the little girl while the seven-year-old chuckled happily, and Tang Nan-ah glared at the sight.

It was the ugly envy of a nasty woman feeling jealous of a seven-year-old.

Jin Seol subtly tested the waters, feeling things out.

Despite any disparities, the Taoist and Buddhist schools were strict, but the martial families hardly cared about such things.

“Let’s see. We need to find a place for Young Lady Seomun. Where is there an empty seat…”

Just like in cold water, there’s an upper and lower tier, so there’s a hierarchy at the Phoenix Association banquet.

This is something that no one officially explains, but ignoring it triggers a backlash of subtle ostracisms.

So, one must decipher the unspoken rules themselves and choose their spot wisely.

And Jin Seol’s intentions were to shove her to the lowest tier among them, aiming at the bottom of the hierarchy.

If she knew nothing, she’d be mocked for sitting at the very bottom, and if she did know, she’d still be forced to accept a humiliating debut at the banquet. It was a truly malicious ploy.

Not that I hold any ill will, but since Tang Nan-ah is hanging around, it complicates things.

That damned girl is trouble. The humiliation and shame still burn clear in my mind.

Ultimately, it was all Tang Nan-ah’s doing.

And just as Jin Seol was about to make her move!

“Ah! I’m good, thanks. I’m just here to see Young Lady Gongson and engage in some personal conversation before I take my leave.”

“Oh, I see. But since fate has brought us together like this…”

“I wish I could stay longer, but I must ask for your understanding as my companions are waiting.”

Jin Seol’s friendly face suddenly turned a tad forced.

Yeah, naturally, she’d be thinking differently.

‘Right, guess I’ll slip out of this, huh? Okay, companions, huh? What’s this even about?’

She was likely scheming to check out the men from the other factions.

Ha, funny to think any guy would understand a woman’s bidding drama.

“Then will you definitely attend the meeting tomorrow? I’d love to chat with you more, and the entire Dragon and Phoenix Association will gather; it would be great if your companions could join, too?”

“Oh? Really? Are there going to be a lot of delicious dishes?”

“Absolutely! We’ll have a buffet of rare dishes from across the Central Plain.”

Qing’s eyes lit up.

Then I can’t miss out, can I?

“Um, is Young Lady Gongson here? Ah, there she is. Alright, Hyang, I have something personal to discuss, so our chat ends here.”

“Our chat? Is that regional dialect? But I understand what you mean right away…”

Qing lightly nudged Tang Nan-ah, suggesting she catch up with someone she knew.

Tang Nan-ah boldly stepped forward, shoving aside the lady next to Jin Seol, claiming her seat instead.

Qing assumed they knew each other within the martial beauties’ network.

As it turned out, Gongson Yo-ye happened to be seated right at the very bottom of the hierarchy, but Qing had no clue.

Even if she did know, she wouldn’t have cared. Still, that’s no excuse for ignorance.


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I Am This Murim’s Crazy B*tch

I Am This Murim’s Crazy B*tch

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2023 Native Language: Korean
I became a female character in a wuxia game I’ve played for the first time. I know absolutely nothing about Murim, though…

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