Chapter 178

Handsome Licker.

And the Mania Mother and Daughter have arrived.

Handsome John, with an awkward smile.

Stammering heavily, he greeted me.

“Se… Se, Se-hoon, hi…!”

“Yeah. Long time no see.”

“Y, yeah. It’s been a while…!”

A demeanor reminiscent of Guburi.

Quite different from how he treated the Mania Mother and Daughter.

Well, he was like this when we first met at the driving test center too.

Seems like he gets particularly nervous in front of me.

He doesn’t seem to have any issues when dealing with others.

【Semen Thief】─Handsome Licker, is that guy sick? His lips are trembling like crazy. Looks like an idiot. LOL

【Team Leader Park】─Let’s not make fun of someone who’s sick.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─LOL He’s completely different from how he acts in the chat.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Is that guy really Handsome Licker? He stutters worse than me. F*cking idiot. LOL

【Cat-eared Woman】─He must be nervous in front of Se-hoon oppa.

“Handsome John. You seem to be trembling more than last time.”

“It’s… it’s been too long since we last met…”

While talking, Handsome John kept moving his lips.

And as if trying to calm himself down.

He clasped his hands together and started taking deep breaths.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─LOL What a freak, you b*tch.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Inhale~ Exhale~

【Team Leader Park】─Well, it’s natural for him to act like that. Even my sister was nervous.

【Semen Thief】─Who’s your sister?

【Team Leader Park】─It’s a secret.

【Semen Thief】─Is she your real sister?

【Team Leader Park】─Not my real sister.

After finishing his deep breaths, Handsome John looked straight at me again.

Fortunately, or maybe not.

At least he wasn’t avoiding eye contact like Guburi.

And this time, he seemed to have calmed down a bit.

Unlike before, he continued the conversation without stuttering.

Guess he was just extremely nervous earlier.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What the f*ck? That guy suddenly stopped stuttering.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─LOL Missing your comrade?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─What are you talking about, you b*tch? I don’t stutter much anymore, you idiot. LOL

After talking with Handsome John.

I also exchanged greetings with the Mania Mother and Daughter who were closely following him.

“Th, thank you for inviting us. Se-hoon, our god! Gomen!”

“Thank you! Se-hoon, our god! Gomen!”

Both of them smiled brightly and stuck close to me.

Now, they started following me around, leaving Handsome John behind.

They looked like little ducklings following their mother.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Why is the Mania mom so skinny? Gotta feed her a lot.

【Team Leader Park】─You’re not cursing at her, huh.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?? Do you think I’m a mad dog that barks and curses at everyone I see? F*ck.

【Semen Thief】─Wasn’t that the case?

【Cat-eared Woman】─First time hearing that.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─He’s always like that in the chat. LOL

By the way, I decided to drop formalities with the Mania mom too.

Even though she must be quite old to have a daughter like Mania, she’s still my viewer.

If it were Palkgui’s mother, I would’ve used formal language even if she were a viewer, but…

The Mania mom didn’t make me uncomfortable at all.

She even looks like she’s around my age.

Anyway.

To avoid confusion, I decided to call them by their real names.

The mother is Do Mi-rae.

The daughter is Do Mi-so.

I quickly memorized their names to avoid forgetting them.

The Mania Mother and Daughter were still following me around.

Hugging a stone sculpture modeled after me.

“Gomen.”

“Gomen!”

They kept shouting “Gomen.”

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─By the way, the Mania mom looks really young.

【Semen Thief】─Right. Are they perhaps Jijeowomen too?

【Cat-eared Woman】─Nope. They’re just ordinary humans.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─?? What’s a Jijeowoman? A yokai?

【Semen Thief】─No. They’re humans.

【Team Leader Park】─Not Hitwomen, but Jijeowomen? What’s that?

【Drifting AI】─Let me explain. Jijeowomen are humans who were exiled underground long ago. And Jijeowomen age slowly.

【Cat-eared Woman】─I read about it in a book before. Long ago, humans who harmed others, like succubi or vampires, were exiled underground, and their descendants are the current Jijeowomen.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Dang. Vampires? Can you even call them humans? They’re more like yokai.

【Semen Thief】─Jijeowomen are humans too. Don’t discriminate. -_-

【Team Leader Park】─Thief, are you perhaps a Jijeowoman?

【Semen Thief】─Secret! You didn’t answer my question earlier, so I won’t tell you either. LOL

【Team Leader Park】─Then can you at least tell us where you live?

【Semen Thief】─Seoul.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─What. If you live in Seoul, you’re just a normal human.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Probably a Jijeowoman living underground in Seoul. The way you talk doesn’t sound like a normal human.

【Cat-eared Woman】─By the way, Semen Thief. I’m curious, are there any incubi among Jijeowomen? Hehe.

【Semen Thief】─Nope.

While moving to the kitchen with Mania.

I caught a glimpse of the viewers’ chat.

They were talking about Jijeowomen or something.

‘There really are all kinds of races.’

And it seems Semen Thief is a Jijeowoman.

She didn’t explicitly reveal her identity, but it was clear.

She was giving off strong Jijeowoman vibes.

She once posted a chat saying, “I’m glad I came up to the surface.”

【Cat-eared Woman】─I envy you, Semen Thief.

【Semen Thief】─What’s there to envy?

【Cat-eared Woman】─You might get added to Se-hoon oppa’s viewer collection. There haven’t been any Jijeowoman viewers so far.

【Team Leader Park】─Se-hoon seems to have a hobby of collecting unique viewers.

I read the chat again.

After confirming that Jijeowomen age slowly, I turned around and asked the Mania Mother and Daughter.

“Hey, are you guys Jijeowomen?”

The Mania Mother and Daughter tilted their heads and answered.

“Jijeowomen? What’s that?”

“I’m a Reverse Rape Woman!”

“Miso, you should say girl, not woman.”

“Ah! I’m a Reverse Rape Girl!”

They seem to be just ordinary humans.

No reason to hide their identity from me.

Later.

We arrived at the kitchen where Guburi was cooking.

Guburi was being relentlessly licked by Handsome John, who had arrived earlier.

“F*cking bastard!! What the hell are you doing!!!”

“Lick! Lick!!”

“Get off!!!”

【Cat-eared Woman】─LOL

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─And that guy’s a moral teacher? The world’s going to hell.

【Semen Thief】─Guess he’s really a lesbian.

Oh, upon closer inspection, Handsome John wasn’t actually licking.

He was just pretending to lick by sticking out his tongue.

The Mania Mother and Daughter waved and greeted Guburi.

“Guburi! We’re here!!!”

“Mr. Guburi! Hello!”

They approached Guburi and greeted him warmly.

Do Mi-rae greeted him politely.

But Do Mi-so giggled, clenched her fist, and playfully tapped Guburi’s arm.

“Guburi Punch!!”

【Cat-eared Woman】─What’s with the Nyan Nyan Punch. LOL

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Mania’s so cute. LOL

【Semen Thief】─With that kind of punch, she probably couldn’t even kill an ant.

【Team Leader Park】─Looks like she’s never properly used her fists in her life.

Her punches were dozens of times weaker than the other viewers’.

***

Before we knew it, all the cooking was done.

Guburi transferred the last dish into a small bowl and handed it to the Mania Mother and Daughter.

“You guys eat first… You must be tired from walking…”

Guburi must have been watching the broadcast while cooking.

The Mania Mother and Daughter, after receiving the plate.

Picked up the food with chopsticks and made expressions of being deeply moved.

And they huddled together, whispering to each other.

“Mom, this is really delicious! Let’s ask if we can take the leftovers in a plastic bag later!”

“Okay. I’ll ask Se-hoon and Guburi later.”

Guburi must have heard that.

He coughed into his hand and approached the mother and daughter.

Of course, without making eye contact.

“Why… why take the leftovers? I’ll cook more for you to take home… I have plenty of ingredients…”

“Really? Is that okay?”

“Oh my, really? But wouldn’t that be too much trouble…”

“It’s no trouble…”

Guburi answered like that.

Then he trotted over to me and asked in a low voice.

“Se, Se-hoon. Can I pack some food for them to take home using the leftover ingredients…?”

“Of course. And since you’re in charge of the ingredients, don’t ask me every time, just use them as you see fit.”

“Y, yeah. Thanks…”

【Semen Thief】─Guburi’s been especially kind to the Mania Mother and Daughter.

【Cat-eared Woman】─What’s a Mania Witch?

【Semen Thief】─Mania Mother and Daughter.

【Cheerful Hyeon Ji】─Probably because they were drooling next to him while he was cooking. LOL

【Team Leader Park】─I think it’s because the Mania seniors’ stomachs were growling so loudly.

After that, I gathered the viewers.

Since the cooking was done, we needed to move everything to the table in the yard.

With the viewers’ help, we moved all the food to the yard.

Guburi. Handsome John. Balloon Gum.

Defense Team. Maid. Palkgui.

Yoho. Min Ji. Maehwa. Juji.

Meng Yao. Big Girl. Mania Mother and Daughter.

Reubangyi. Min Neong. Kyu Mi-ho.

And me, excluding Drifting AI, everyone sat around the table.

I scanned the seated viewers and muttered to myself.

“When is Drifting AI going to show up…”

At that moment.

Sssssss-!

A mechanical sound I’d never heard before came from above.

Me and the viewers looked up at the sky simultaneously.

An unidentified flying machine was floating in the sky.

“What, what is that?”

“Is, is that a UFO?”

“Looks like a drone.”

Guburi and Do Mi-so jumped up in surprise, while Meng Yao stroked her chin with interest.

Then.

A mesmerizing voice started coming from the unidentified flying machine.

<Coordinates confirmed.>

It was a beautiful voice, similar to the one Kyu Mi-ho makes when she sings.

<I will now begin the transmission.>

The voice came again.

And with it, a brilliant light flowed down from the machine like a waterfall and landed on the ground.

Then, a woman gracefully descended with the light and lightly stepped into our yard.

A black-haired woman in a black dress.

The woman, with an expressionless face, looked around at me and the viewers, then slowly spoke.

<I will now say, nice to meet you.>

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