Chapter 160

The characters of this world were readable.

Thanks to the real-time translation feature of the lenses I was currently wearing.

I don’t know when it happened, but Drifting had added a translation feature.

Anyway.

I definitely read the word “꽝” (Lose) written on the paper.

But suddenly, a goblin started shouting that someone had won a “special 꽝,” and that the special 꽝 was the first prize, and began celebrating.

“First place! First place! Goblin, goblin, goblin!”

[Wow! Oppa is amazing!]

[Popo!]

[I’m jealous, Reubang.]

“Kyu… Why am I even working here…?”

Even the yokai around me congratulated me sincerely.

“Congratulations!”

“Co-congratulations!!”

Other goblins gathered around me, wearing awkward smiles and celebrating together.

It was a rather unnatural scene.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—What’s wrong with those guys?

[Reverse Rape Mania]—So there was a special 꽝. Didn’t know that.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—A 꽝 is a 꽝, what’s so special about it? Damn.

[Handsome Licker]—Se-hoon’s lucky. *Lick*.

While I was flustered and surrounded by goblins, other viewers started entering the broadcast one by one.

[Semen Thief]—Hello! It’s easy to break into rooms these days.

[Drifting AI]—I’ll explain. This is the world of yokai, so measures have been taken to prevent ordinary people who don’t know about yokai from entering the broadcast.

[Semen Thief]—Ah, I see.

[Min Ji]—Ugh. I’m late.

[Yoho]—I’m late too. T_T

[Meng Yao]—Hey hey, I just got here. What’s going on?

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—Yeah, what’s going on?

[Meng Yao]—?

[Reverse Rape Mania]—There’s a festival in the village, and Se-hoon won the first prize at the raffle booth.

[Meng Yao]—Ah, I see. Thanks~

[Se-hoon Defense Team]—Everyone’s late to the broadcast today. Isn’t that unusual?

[Big Girl]—Right. Has your love for Se-hoon cooled off? You’re disqualified as a fixed viewer.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—You’re late too, damn it.

[Maehwa Tree]—It’s normal to have times like this. Honestly, it was weird how everyone used to join the broadcast the moment it started.

[Qkrnfl892]—Now that you mention it, yeah. What’s wrong with these guys? Don’t they have lives? LOL

[Se-hoon Defense Team]—Palkgui, you’re not one to talk.

[Min Ji]—Exactly. What kind of soldier spends all day watching broadcasts?

[Min Ji]—And the rest of you, how do you manage to watch Se-hoon’s broadcast without missing a single episode while having jobs? Unless you’re unemployed like me… Are you even human?

[Jujijoa]—I’m unemployed now. LOL

[Balloon Gum Collector]—Wakya! Me too!

[Maid]—Warkyakya! Feels like there are more unemployed people now!

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—You’re unemployed and still late? Damn it.

[Jujijoa]—I was showering, so I was late. Can’t stare at my phone all day.

[Balloon Gum Collector]—Wakya! I was late because I went to buy condoms!

[Maid]—Wakikikikya! The unemployed need to reflect! You’re more pathetic than Guburi!

[Handsome Licker]—True. Guburi’s not unemployed anymore. *Lick*.

[Min Ji]—Maid, why are you so fired up today?

I didn’t have time to greet the viewers.

I immediately compared the papers the other yokai had drawn with mine.

‘…No matter how I look at it, they’re all the same?’

The papers the other yokai drew.

The “꽝” written on theirs and the “꽝” on mine were exactly the same.

Is it a limitation of the translation feature?

Was the original text slightly different?

Thinking that, I showed the paper to the goblin and asked.

“Is this the special 꽝? I don’t see any difference…”

“Ah. May I see it for a moment?”

I handed the paper to the goblin.

The goblin took it and immediately turned around to do something.

Not long after, it turned back and returned the paper to me.

“You must have missed it because it’s written very small. Do you see it here on the side?”

Listening to the goblin.

I checked the paper again.

<...꽝>

A tiny dot-like character.

Upon closer inspection, it said “special.”

It wasn’t there before.

“Wait, did you just add this…?”

“Anyway, congratulations! Now, please follow me to receive your first prize.”

“……”

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—LOL, this is ridiculous.

[Reverse Rape Mania]—Do they think Se-hoon’s a fool?

[Handsome Licker]—Se-hoon seems speechless too. *Lick*.

[Drifting AI]—I’ll explain. The first prize was already decided to be Gye Se-hoon.

I pondered how to react for a moment.

Then, I decided to just go along with it.

There was no reason to refuse if they were giving me the first prize.

It was too bothersome to argue.

“…Guys, let’s follow.”

[Okay!]

[Popo.]

[Reubang~]

“Kyu…!”

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—Reubang seems in a good mood today.

[Reverse Rape Mania]—It’s because she took a bath with Se-hoon yesterday.

The fox…

No, Kyu Mi-ho had to be left behind.

She had won a prize and was now working here as staff.

By the way, the fox’s name is Kyu Mi-ho.

It wasn’t a name I gave her; it was her original name.

[Meng Yao]—By the way, the club the goblins are holding, doesn’t it look like a dildo?

[Reverse Rape Mania]—Maybe they made it by catching Reubang’s relatives.

[Handsome Licker]—If you said that in front of Reubang, you’d be dead. *Lick*.

Anyway.

We followed the goblin to receive the prize.

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[Meng Yao]—What? Isn’t this the same place as yesterday?

[Handsome Licker]—Yeah, it is. *Lick*.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—I really want to rip out Handsome Licker’s tongue.

[Qkrnfl892]—Why did we come here?

The place to receive the prize was familiar.

It was none other than the village chief’s house we visited yesterday.

I didn’t know why we were receiving the prize here, but thinking too much would only give me a headache, so I didn’t bother.

“Welcome. It’s good to see you again.”

The moment we entered the yard.

The village chief came out to greet us, hands clasped respectfully.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—Rocket boobs, hi!

[Min Ji]—Wow. Clasping your hands in front to emphasize your chest, huh? So gross. -_-

[Qkrnfl892]—Min Ji, jealous of your flat chest? So ugly.

[Min Ji]—It’s not small. ㅗ

“I heard that Se-hoon won the first prize at the festival raffle.”

“Ah, yes…”

I answered with a stiff expression.

The village chief then smiled artificially and spoke.

“Congratulations. There’s never been a first prize winner before. Se-hoon, you’re really lucky.”

From the looks of it.

The village chief seemed to be in cahoots with the other goblins.

His awkward acting was noticeable.

‘I don’t get why they’re going this far to give me a prize.’

If they want to give a gift, why not just give it?

Are they doing this because they think I’d feel burdened?

‘Or do they still misunderstand me as a god and are trying to flatter me? Is the prize some kind of bribe… no, a tribute?’

Many thoughts crossed my mind.

But I couldn’t figure out the exact reason.

For now, since they’re offering, I decided to accept it without refusal.

I was a bit curious about what the first prize was.

“Then here…”

The village chief handed me a box and opened the lid.

A strong blue light burst out from inside.

“Here, take it. This is the first prize.”

Inside the box was a radiant orb.

It looked familiar.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—Sex? I feel like I’ve seen that before.

[Yoho]—Yeah, where have I seen it?

[Qkrnfl892]—Do you two have the memory of goldfish? Damn.

[Drifting AI]—I’ll explain. Your memory is quite pitiful. Gyeongsaeng Guburi is fine, but Yoho needs to reflect.

[Yoho]—I’ll reflect…

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—Why am I fine, you bastard?

[Semen Thief]—The orb is so beautiful…

[Maehwa Tree]—What is that? Why is it there?

[Balloon Gum Collector]—Wakya! Why does a goblin have that?

The village chief continued, holding out the box.

“This is the Yeoui Boju. It’s an orb that evolves a Great Yokai into a Queen-level Yokai. There are other uses for it, but nothing else has been discovered yet.”

[Reverse Rape Mania]—Yeoui Boju. ㄷㄷ

[Big Girl]—It’s Yeoui Boju.

[Maehwa Tree]—I never imagined Yeoui Boju would be a prize. It’s something you can’t get even with millions.

[Se-hoon Defense Team]—Oh. So Yeoui Boju exists in that world too. It’s not just in our world.

[Maid]—Wakya! Yeoui Boju! Yeoui Boju!!! Gye Se-hoon! Can’t you give it to me!?

[Meng Yao]—Isn’t that orb only for Great Yokai? Maid, you can’t use it.

[Maid]—Wakya?! I can’t use it?

[Maehwa Tree]—I told you before. Yeoui Boju is a legendary orb that evolves Great Yokai into Queen-level Yokai. You’re not a Great Yokai, so of course you can’t use it.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—Stupid teddy bear. Go die, you idiot.

[Min Ji]—A yokai beyond comparison in stupidity.

[Handsome Licker]—Give me permission. *Lick*.

[Maid]—Wah, sulking…

[Jujijoa]—Maehwa. Are you sure only Great Yokai can use it?

[Maehwa Tree]—Not entirely sure.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—Huh? You go die too, bastard.

[Maehwa Tree]—But since that goblin just said it evolves Great Yokai into Queen-level, it’s almost certain.

[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]—ㅗ

The first prize the village chief gave me was the “Yeoui Boju.”