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Chapter 155

A yokai with countless female genitalia attached all over its body.

The fox called this creature…

“Yumbugi.”

“···What the hell? What kind of yokai is that?”

The moment my eyes met Yumbugi’s, my body froze.

It wasn’t out of fear.

It was just that the yokai’s appearance was so absurd.

Even though yokai are supposed to be non-human creatures…

I never thought a yokai with such a horrifying, disgusting, and vulgar appearance could actually exist.

The viewers seemed to share my thoughts.

The chat window was currently in a state of shock and chaos.

【Qkrnfl892】—Crazy, what the hell. I feel like I’m gonna puke.

【Jujijoa】—That’s really gross.

【Yoho】—Ugh… That’s creepy.

【Min Ji】—What the hell? What kind of yokai is that? Ew!!

【Drifting AI】—I declare. Such a hideous yokai must be eradicated immediately.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—LOL, just like Maehwa said, a real “pussy yokai” exists.

【Maehwa Tree】—I was just joking when I said that.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Huh?

【Maehwa Tree】—I was just kidding when I said there was a “pussy yokai.” No such yokai has ever been found in our world.

【Handsome Licker】—Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Damn!

【Meng Yao】—You’re not gonna lick that, are you?

【Handsome Licker】—Why the hell would I lick that, you crazy bitch? You think I just lick anything without thinking? Ptooey.

【Meng Yao】—LOL, really? I didn’t know that.

【Big Girl】—Hmm. If Guburi were a yokai, I think he’d look exactly like that.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—Yeah. He looks just like a pussy-dick-sex thing.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Shut up, you damn bitches.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! That thing looks like it reeks of raw fish!

【Maid】—Wow! She’s got a ton of parts I don’t have! How dare she!

【Semen Thief】—Wow?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Ugh. I never want to go to that world.

Yumbugi looked down at us with hollow eyes.

Those eyes soon turned into the gaze of a predator eyeing its prey.

And then…

“Uh, we need to run!”

The fox tugged at the hem of my pants, shouting in a terrified voice.

“Quick! Kyuu, kyuuu! Kyuuuuu!”

But I didn’t move.

I didn’t feel the need to run.

I was confident I could win against that yokai.

“Well, it’s clear there’s a lot of hostility… Fox. Do you think it’s impossible to resolve this through conversation?”

I asked just in case.

If we could talk it out, there’d be no need to fight.

The fox shook her head and replied.

“If it were possible to resolve this through conversation, I wouldn’t be telling you to run! Yumbugi is a yokai driven by instinct rather than reason, so trying to talk would be pointless!”

“Really? Then I guess we have no choice but to fight.”

“Huh? Fight? Are you crazy? Yumbugi is one of the top thirty strongest yokai under the Black and White Yokai!”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Top thirty? What kind of baseless standard is that? Damn.

【Handsome Licker】—Probably based on yokai with thirty fingers. *Lick*

【Yoho】—Ugh. Why is that fox so dramatic? The room master will win anyway.

【Min Ji】—She probably doesn’t know how strong Se-hoon is yet.

Top thirty strongest.

I almost burst out laughing when I heard that.

As Guburi said, it was such a baseless standard.

But I held back my laughter.

The fox was being dead serious, unlike me.

I cleared my throat and asked the fox again.

“Is being in the top thirty considered strong?”

“Of course! Anyway, this isn’t the time for chit-chat! If you don’t want to die, we need to get out of here now!”

The fox answered while glancing at Yumbugi with eyes full of fear.

I followed her gaze and looked at Yumbugi again.

‘Even looking at it again, its appearance is seriously disgusting.’

Seeing the sticky fluid oozing from the holes all over its body made me instinctively frown.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn, that nasty bitch is drooling all over.

【Yoho】—That’s not drool. It’s the fluid secreted from a woman’s vagina, so it’s more like vaginal fluid.

【Qkrnfl892】—Don’t explain it. Damn.

Yumbugi scanned us for a moment, then fixed its gaze on Reubangyi.

And staring intently at Reubangyi, it spoke in an excited voice.

“Dick…!”

It seemed like it was talking to Reubangyi.

Since there were only two men here—me and Popo—I had mistakenly thought it was talking to us.

【Qkrnfl892】—?? Why is Reubangyi a dick?

【Reverse Rape Mania】—It does kinda look like a dick.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—LOL, it does look like a penis at first glance.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! I wanna put a condom on Reubangyi!

【Maid】—Wow! We’d need a giant condom!

【Yoho】—Huh. Is Reubangyi male?

【Big Girl】—Isn’t Reubangyi genderless, like the maid?

【Meng Yao】—Actually, it’s closer to male, right? Dolharbang means stone grandfather.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Yeah, the maid is closer to female, and Reubangyi is closer to male. Neither has genitals, though. LOL.

【Handsome Licker】—I always thought it was female because of its voice. *Lick*

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Its voice and appearance are kinda ambiguous. LOL.

【Min Ji】—But the more I look at it, Reubangyi really does look like a male penis…

【Maehwa Tree】—What do you mean closer to male or female? If it’s genderless, it’s just genderless.

I glanced at Reubangyi out of the corner of my eye.

It really did resemble a male penis at first glance.

‘Now I can’t unsee it…’

I hadn’t thought about it before, but once I noticed it, Reubangyi started looking more and more like a “dick.”

‘Let’s just erase that from my mind.’

I shook my head to clear my thoughts.

Then I looked at Reubangyi and asked.

“Reubang. It seems like Yumbugi is targeting you… What do you want to do? Do you want to take it on?”

[Reubang…]

“No, no! No!!! We need to run now! This isn’t the time to be chatting!”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Shut up, damn fox.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Reubangyi could probably win. Despite its appearance, it’s still a great yokai.

【Min Ji】—Isn’t Yumbugi also a great yokai? It’s too big to be a regular yokai.

【Qkrnfl892】—Judging by its size, it’s queen-level. LOL.

【Jujijoa】—Queen-level? It’s as big as the Mermaid Queen’s booger.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Maehwa. Is that pussy yokai also a great yokai?

【Maehwa Tree】—I don’t know. I’ve never seen anything like Yumbugi before.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—Maehwa is a liar. -_-

【Drifting AI】—I declare. Yumbugi is indeed a great yokai.

【Jujijoa】—Drifting seems more knowledgeable about yokai than Maehwa. Just let Drifting be the exorcist from now on.

【Handsome Licker】—LOL, Maehwa, you should retire. You’re washed up. Ptooey.

【Maehwa Tree】—You idiots.

【Semen Thief】—I think Reubangyi might lose. The size difference is too big.

【Big Girl】—Hmm. Even though it’s big, it’s probably slow, so it might be worth a try.

【Handsome Licker】—Stop pretending to analyze. *Lick*

【Yoho】—It doesn’t seem that slow, though.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—I just thought of a genius way for Reubangyi to win.

【Min Ji】—What is it?

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Reubangyi should use its whole body to poke Yumbugi’s pussy. LOL.

【Min Ji】—Go die.

【Meng Yao】—Drifting. Compare Reubangyi and Yumbugi’s combat power.

【Drifting AI】—I declare. Comparing combat power…

【Drifting AI】—Comparison complete.

【Meng Yao】—Tell us the results.

【Drifting AI】—I declare. If you want to hear the results, you must pay.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—What do you mean pay? Damn, just tell us, you bitch.

【Drifting AI】—I declare. Nothing in this world is free.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn, this AI is so stupid.

Reubangyi hesitated to answer.

It seemed reluctant to fight Yumbugi.

“Why, are you scared?”

[I’m not scared, Reubang.]

“Then why are you hesitating?”

[That yokai is too disgusting to fight, Reubang…]

Reubangyi frowned as it looked at Yumbugi.

[I don’t want to touch it, Reubang.]

It was a reasonable reason.

Honestly, I didn’t want to touch that disgusting yokai either.

And it seemed like the other yokai felt the same.

[It’s too dirty… The smell is awful…]

Posun, unable to stand the stench, was gagging while covering her nose.

[Po. Po. Popopo…]

Popo, shocked, was on the verge of tears.

Next to them, the fox was still muttering to herself in fear.

“Uh, what do we do…? Why won’t you listen when I tell you to run…? I can’t just run away by myself… Kyuuuuuu…”

Well, I decided to handle it myself.

Since Reubangyi was reluctant to touch Yumbugi and didn’t want to fight.

I cracked my knuckles and took a step forward.

Then I slowly raised my head and faced Yumbugi.

For some reason…

Yumbugi was still standing there, not doing anything.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Why is that pussy yokai just standing there? Is it a scarecrow or something?

【Min Ji】—That’s a lame joke.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Shut up, bitch. I’ll burn your nipples off with a fireball.

【Min Ji】—Your threats are so low-level.

【Qkrnfl892】—Guburi’s right. It’s not doing anything. Why is that?

【Reverse Rape Mania】—Maybe it’s too excited to move?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Nah, look closely. Yumbugi is totally checking out Se-hoon.

“Eh? It’s checking me out?”

I examined Yumbugi closely.

Yumbugi was glancing at me, trembling, and slowly extending and retracting its hand.

It really did seem like it was checking me out.

【Maehwa Tree】—Maybe it’s scared of Se-hoon?

【Jujijoa】—Could be.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! How does it know Se-hoon is strong?

【Maid】—Wow! Does it have some kind of combat power comparison ability?

【Drifting AI】—I declare. Based on facial expression analysis, Yumbugi is currently instinctively thinking that Gye Se-hoon might be stronger than itself. However, it’s not certain and is hesitating to attack.

【Meng Yao】—Oh. Now you can read thoughts just by looking at expressions?

【Drifting AI】—I declare. It’s just a guess. Anyway, my eyes are rotting from observing Yumbugi, so I need to take a break.

【Min Ji】—Digital beings have eyes too?

【Drifting AI】—◎.◎

It wasn’t a bad situation.

If Yumbugi was scared of me and backed off, we could avoid an unnecessary fight.

I didn’t want to dirty my hands either.

Not in the metaphorical sense of killing, but literally—I didn’t want to physically touch Yumbugi.

Maybe I should’ve just swallowed my pride and run earlier? It would’ve been fine to lower my pride against that yokai.

I briefly thought that.

It’s not like I was avoiding it out of fear, but because it was disgusting.

‘Please just go away… I really don’t want to touch you…’

Unfortunately…

My wish didn’t come true.

After a long deliberation, Yumbugi made the wrong decision.

“Dick!!!”

Yumbugi let out a roar and started reaching toward us.

It seemed unable to suppress its instinct to desire Reubangyi.

Well, whatever.

Since it attacked first, I wasn’t going to just stand there and watch.

‘I’ve already got my fist guards on…’

After a quick preparation…

I immediately dashed forward.

I briefly considered running away due to the disgust, but it was already too late.

The only option left was to fight.

“Uh, uh? Where are you going?! Come back right now!!!”

Ignoring the fox’s pleas…

I charged at Yumbugi without hesitation, at full speed.

“No! You’ll die!!!”

Upon reaching Yumbugi, I jumped high into the air.

【Qkrnfl892】—Crazy. Can a person jump that high?

【Handsome Licker】—Se-hoon isn’t a person, remember? *Lick*

【Qkrnfl892】—Oh, right.

“Dick…?”

“What are you looking at?”

Yumbugi and I were now at eye level.

Hovering in the air, I pulled out a fake tail I had swiped from the fox and wrapped it around my fist.

I couldn’t hit that disgusting yokai with my bare hands.

【Qkrnfl892】—When did he grab that? Damn.

【Min Ji】—Wow!!! Kill it!!!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Let’s go! Pussy punch!

【Handsome Licker】—Pussy punch!!! Ptooey!

【Semen Thief】—Semen punch!

【Yoho】—Pussy punch! Pussy punch! Pussy punch!

【Reverse Rape Mania】—I want to get hit too.

【Drifting AI】—I declare. I will ■■ punch.

With the viewers’ support, I slammed my fox-tail-wrapped fist into Yumbugi’s face.

The moment my fist made contact…

BOOOOM!!!

A massive explosion sounded, and Yumbugi’s head burst like a bomb.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Pussy explosion!

【Reverse Rape Mania】—Gye semen.

【Maehwa Tree】—LOL, one-punch exorcist.

【Semen Thief】—Wow. That’s insane…

【Min Ji】—Wow!!!

【Jujijoa】—Now it feels like he’s ignoring gravity.

【Qkrnfl892】—Why does Se-hoon keep getting stronger?

【Drifting AI】—I declare. Praise me.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—He wasn’t this strong before. At this rate, he might become a god. LOL.

【Handsome Licker】—God-level nonsense. LOL. *Lick*

And so, the battle with Yumbugi ended anticlimactically.

A quick, one-hit victory.

‘What, it’s that weak? Even Reubangyi could’ve easily beaten it…’

Yumbugi was all bark and no bite.

It was surprisingly weak and pathetic.

The title of “Great Yokai” was undeserved.

【Yoho】—Big Girl. You’re not saying you want to fight the room master anymore, are you?

【Big Girl】—I won’t fight.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! Se-hoon is on a level where you can’t even call him human anymore!

【Meng Yao】—Yeah, he’s way beyond human.

【Maid】—Wow! He’s more yokai-like than the yokai!

Right after the battle…

Black blood from Yumbugi’s head rained down, soaking the ground.

I landed lightly on the puddle and turned to look at the fox.

“Huh? Uh… What? Kyuu…?”

The fox, as if her brain had short-circuited…

Was staring blankly, making strange noises, and alternating her gaze between Yumbugi’s corpse and me.


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