Chapter 149

The backpack was stuffed with countless wads of tissue.

Not new tissues, but ones with traces of use.

And what those tissues were used for…

Even if Guburi didn’t say it, I kinda had a feeling.

There was only one obvious use for them.

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**[Se-hoon Defense Team]**—LOL, why did you even bring that?

**[Min Ji]**—Ew, I’m gonna throw up. Seriously.

**[Maehwa Tree]**—What kind of tissue is that? Is it what I’m thinking?

**[Cat-eared Woman]**—It’s probably exactly what you’re thinking, senior.

**[Yoho]**—Am I the only one who doesn’t know what kind of tissue that is?

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Stop pretending to be innocent.

**[Balloon Gum Collector]**—Wow, Guburi, you have a hobby of collecting tissues with… fluids on them?

**[Big Girl]**—What kind of hobby is that? He probably just didn’t clean up his trash.

**[Handsome Licker]**—*Lick lick*.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Stop licking, you crazy b*tch.

**[Qkrnfl892]**—Wait, why did you even bring all that trash? LOL.

**[Jujijoa]**—I brought it in case he needed it. I just swept up everything in his room without thinking. I can’t just throw away someone else’s stuff.

**[Se-hoon Defense Team]**—You’re insane, LOL. You think that’s an excuse?

**[Meng Yao]**—That’s a lie. You definitely brought it just to mess with Guburi.

**[Drifting AI]**—I agree. This seems like part of a bigger plan to socially destroy Gyeongsaeng Guburi.

**[Jujijoa]**—LOL.

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Guburi stared blankly into the backpack.

Then, his body started trembling, and he pulled out his phone and started furiously typing.

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Jujijoa, you f*cking b*tch. Do you wanna die for real?

**[Jujijoa]**—Why?

**[Handsome Licker]**—Why? LOL. *Lick lick*.

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Why? Why the hell did you bring this disgusting sh*t, you crazy b*tch?

**[Jujijoa]**—I told you. I brought it in case you needed it.

**[Jujijoa]**—And instead of thanking me for packing your stuff, you’re just cursing at me? Ungrateful brat.

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—I’m really gonna kill you, you f*cking b*tch.

**[Balloon Gum Collector]**—Wow, Guburi’s about to cry!

**[Handsome Licker]**—If you cry, I’ll lick your tears. *Lick lick*.

**[Qkrnfl892]**—LOL, Guburi, are you mad? Aww, poor baby!

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Guburi spent a while angrily cursing at Jujijoa in the chat.

His face was bright red.

It seemed like anger and shame were hitting him at the same time.

Then, he glanced at me and sent another message.

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—F*ck, these tissues aren’t even mine. Jujijoa brought them from the trash just to mess with me.

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It was obviously a lie.

But I decided to play along.

Guburi was on the verge of tears.

His eyes were already watery.

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Gyesekkihoon, seriously, those tissues aren’t mine. Don’t misunderstand.

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“Oh? So Juji just brought them to mess with you?”

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Yeah, f*ck.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—?? You believe Guburi?

**[Drifting AI]**—I’m telling you, pay attention.

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“Juji, you should know when to stop with the pranks. Apologize to Guburi right now.”

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**[Qkrnfl892]**—LOL, Se-hoon sounds like he’s reading from a textbook.

**[Se-hoon Defense Team]**—A. Po. Lo. Gize. LOL.

**[Jujijoa]**—Sorry, Guburi.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Wait, it was really a prank? I thought those were actually Guburi’s used tissues.

**[Big Girl]**—Mania.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—What?

**[Big Girl]**—Nothing.

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Apologize properly, you f*cking b*tch.

**[Jujijoa]**—I’m really sorry. I went too far with the prank.

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Juji went along with my lead without saying much.

She’s a quick-witted viewer.

‘I’ll thank Juji later with a private message.’

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After Juji’s apology, I patted Guburi on the back and said,

“Guburi, Juji said she’s sorry, so let it go this time.”

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—I’m gonna beat the sh*t out of that b*tch when I see her.

**[Jujijoa]**—You’re gonna beat me? Should I come back now?

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Nah.

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As I believed him and Juji apologized, Guburi’s anger seemed to subside.

She’s such a simple-minded person.

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***

After the tissue incident was resolved, the teddy bear dolls came and took all the tissues from the backpack.

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“Hmm… Now that the tissues are gone, there’s not much left.”

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Guburi’s belongings were quite meager.

A computer and monitor.

An old mattress, blanket, and pillow.

Some clothes and underwear.

Etc.

Only the bare essentials for living.

The rest were just useless junk.

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—I’m a wanderer, so I don’t have much stuff. LOL.

**[Se-hoon Defense Team]**—Wanderer? More like a homeless person. LOL.

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—LOL, actually, I threw away a lot of unnecessary stuff when I moved to the one-room tel.

**[Handsome Licker]**—Guburi stopped crying. Too bad. *Lick lick*.

**[Qkrnfl892]**—I really wanted to see him cry.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Let’s beat him up later and make him cry. I’m jealous his room is bigger than my house.

**[Drifting AI]**—I’m telling you, humans are truly vicious creatures.

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“Make sure you didn’t forget anything.”

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Nah, everything’s here. Sex.

**[Maehwa Tree]**—You could’ve just thrown all that stuff away.

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Nah.

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Anyway, Jujijoa, you f*cking b*tch. Thanks for bringing my stuff properly. I really wanna beat you up for bringing the tissues, but I’ll let it slide this time.

**[Jujijoa]**—LOL, okay. Thanks for letting it go, you idiot.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Guburi’s kinda nice.

**[Big Girl]**—Juji’s the nice one.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Why is Juji nice? She played a mean prank on Guburi.

**[Balloon Gum Collector]**—Wow, Mania’s hopeless.

**[Drifting AI]**—I’m telling you, he’s an unimaginable idiot.

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“Hmm… So this is everything?”

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I said that while glancing over Guburi’s belongings again.

Then, I took out a card from my wallet and handed it to Guburi.

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“Guburi, take this.”

“…Huh?”

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**[Meng Yao]**—Is he a zombie?

**[Handsome Licker]**—Huh? LOL. *Lick lick*.

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Guburi took the card, looking confused.

Then, he started typing on his phone.

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—What’s this?

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“Can’t you tell? It’s a card. Don’t tell me you’ve never seen one before?”

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**[Yoho]**—Wow, he’s never seen a card in his life?

**[Min Ji]**—No way. Even cavemen know what a card is.

**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—No, I know it’s a card, you idiot. I’m asking why you’re giving it to me.

**[Se-hoon Defense Team]**—LOL, Guburi’s so happy.

**[Maehwa Tree]**—Isn’t this too much?

**[Cat-eared Woman]**—When you love someone, you give them everything~

**[Maehwa Tree]**—Don’t cross the line.

**[Big Girl]**—Sigh… This feels a bit off.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Wow, I’m so jealous of Guburi. Se-hoon’s card probably doesn’t have a low balance.

**[Min Ji]**—Hmm. It feels like you’re spoiling him too much.

**[Yoho]**—This is suspicious. Very suspicious.

**[Handsome Licker]**—Suspicious. *Lick lick*.

**[Drifting AI]**—I’m telling you, I agree that this is excessive support.

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“What’s excessive? I dragged him here and locked him up, so I should at least do this much.”

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**[Drifting AI]**—I’m telling you, I actually thought the same thing.

**[Qkrnfl892]**—What’s up with Drifting?

**[Meng Yao]**—Must be a glitch.

**[Jujijoa]**—Drifting’s been acting weird lately.

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“Anyway, Guburi, hurry up and order a bed.”

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**[Gyeongsaeng Guburi]**—Now? Won’t the delivery be delayed because of the snow?

**[Se-hoon Defense Team]**—LOL, Guburi’s so happy.

**[Min Ji]**—His face is so bright.

**[Yoho]**—What’s with the random typing?

**[Balloon Gum Collector]**—Wow, Yoho’s gone crazy.

**[Meng Yao]**—Probably hit the keyboard too hard.

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As Guburi grinned and started shopping on his phone…

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*Creak.*

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The maid and Min Neong cautiously opened the door and peeked in.

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[I told you not to come in! Don’t disturb them until they’re done organizing the room!]

[Shut up! I need to play with Guburi!]

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Ignoring Min Neong’s protests, the maid ran over to Guburi and stopped in front of him.

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[Wow! Guburi! Who are we?!]

“Uh, uh? Wow, wow…?”

**[Qkrnfl892]**—LOL, what a dork.

**[Handsome Licker]**—So cute. *Lick lick*.

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—Lesbian, just go die.

**[Balloon Gum Collector]**—Wow! I should join the Wow family too!

[Louder! Who are we?!]

“Wow family…!”

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The maid smiled brightly, satisfied with Guburi’s answer, and hugged him tightly.

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[Wow!]

“W-what? Don’t cling to me…!”

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It was a heartwarming sight.

The maid, who had been violent earlier, seemed to genuinely like Guburi.

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[I wanna hug Guburi too!]

“D-don’t come over!”

**[Reverse Rape Mania]**—I’m jealous.

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Anyway, that’s how we got a new member in our household.

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