Chapter 146

Guburi’s chat suddenly cut off.

The screams that echoed through the living room were no longer heard.

“…It suddenly got quiet. Did he die?”

【Qkrnfl892】─Did he die? LOL

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! The maid killed Guburi!

“Guburi, are you okay? Should I come get you if the maid keeps bothering you?”

About a minute after asking that question, Guburi’s chat popped up again.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Wow! No need to come! I’m going to cook with the maid!

【Big Girl】─?

【Min Ji】─??

【Yoho】─The maid?

“Really? You guys got close already, huh? Alright.”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, that’s clearly not Guburi.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! The maid stole Guburi’s phone!

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, this is hilarious.

It seems fine to leave the maid alone.

Since Guburi himself said he’d cook with her.

I decided to sit quietly on the sofa and watch the viewers’ chats until the cooking was done.

【Qkrnfl892】─But don’t you just wanna punch Guburi in real life? LOL

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! He looks so punchable!

【Min Ji】─His face really makes you want to throw a punch.

【Handsome Licker】─I think Guburi looks cuter in real life. *Lick*

【Yoho】─By the way, don’t the yokai seem to really like Gyeongsaeng?

【Big Girl】─I’ve been feeling that too.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Isn’t Guburi the type to get eaten by yokai?

【Maehwa Tree】─He might just have a constitution that attracts yokai. It happens sometimes.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow?

【Reverse Rape Mania】─What? A constitution that attracts yokai? Is that some kind of superpower?

【Cat-eared Woman】─No, it’s just a simple constitution.

【Jujijoa】─What a weird constitution.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─I’m jealous. I wish I had that kind of constitution…

【Maehwa Tree】─It’s not something to be jealous of.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Exactly. If he ran into a bad yokai, he’d probably get captured and kept as a pet.

【Yoho】─So it’s not a good thing.

【Min Ji】─Wow, Guburi has managed to avoid bad yokai and survive all this time.

【Cat-eared Woman】─Most evil yokai get exorcized before they can interact with humans. South Korea is small, so it’s easy for exorcists to operate here.

【Handsome Licker】─Ah, so that’s why I’ve never seen a yokai before. *Lick*

【Qkrnfl892】─Anyway, I really wanna punch him. It’d feel satisfying.

【Min Ji】─Punch Guburi in the face!

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─LOL, Guburi would probably start crying immediately.

【Handsome Licker】─*Lick* his tears.

After that, the chat continued to roast Guburi for a while.

—

About an hour later, the maid’s bear minions started entering the living room, carrying plates of food.

【Min Ji】─The bear minions are so cute.

【Qkrnfl892】─LOL, they’re waddling so cutely.

【Yoho】─Looks like the cooking is finally done.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─Took forever to cook. -_-

【Big Girl】─It’s understandable. There was a lot to make.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Yeah, an hour is pretty fast, right?

An hour is indeed fast, considering Guburi had to cook for dozens of people.

【Big Girl】─The food just keeps coming. Can you guys really eat all that?

【Qkrnfl892】─Why did he make so much?

“It’s better to have leftovers than not enough. We can just store the leftovers in the fridge and eat them tomorrow.”

As I said that, the living room was soon filled with various seafood dishes.

The food looked even better than expected, and the aroma was mouthwatering.

“Anyway, Guburi really is good at cooking…”

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Wow, it looks really delicious.

【Drifting AI】─I’m drooling just looking at it.

【Min Ji】─Even digital beings have appetites.

【Big Girl】─Guburi must be really good at cooking.

【Yoho】─We don’t know that yet. It might just look good but taste bad.

【Maehwa Tree】─Yeah, we won’t know until we try it.

As I was admiring the food laid out in the living room…

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Sex.

With that vulgar chat, Guburi appeared in the living room, holding the maid in his arms.

When Guburi made eye contact with me, he quickly looked away.

“…Guburi, why do you keep avoiding my gaze?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─I’m actually Medusa. That’s why I can’t make eye contact. LOL

“Stop messing around…”

Guburi kept glancing at me out of the corner of his eye and sat down quietly in front of the food. He still seemed shy, so I guess he’s more timid than I thought.

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Why is Guburi sitting so politely?

【Jujijoa】─Right? He’s not even a lesbian.

【Meng Yao】─Disgusting Guburi. LOL

【Handsome Licker】─LOL, even the way Guburi sits is cute. *Lick*

【Cat-eared Woman】─Even if Guburi isn’t, Handsome Licker definitely seems like a lesbian.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】─Handsome Licker is definitely a lesbian.

【Reverse Rape Mania】─She’s 100% a lesbian. My mom shivers every time she sees Handsome Licker’s chats.

【Handsome Licker】─*Lick*

【Reverse Rape Mania】─She said she’s going to report you to the education office.

【Handsome Licker】─Don’t you dare, you b*tch.

The maid was still in Guburi’s arms.

It seemed like they had gotten closer, and Guburi didn’t seem to mind.

[Guburi! I’ll feed you! Eat!]

The maid picked up some food and brought it to Guburi’s mouth.

Guburi frowned and turned his head, seemingly uncomfortable.

“I’ll eat by myself…”

[Wow! I’ll feed you! I’ll take care of my subordinate!]

*Thud. Thud.*

After getting hit a few times by the maid, Guburi sighed and accepted the food.

I watched the scene with satisfaction, then turned my gaze to the other yokai and spoke.

“Guys, before we eat, let’s thank Guburi for cooking.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Huh? What kind of thanks is that? Just eat, dammit. -_-

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! Guburi’s embarrassed!

【Handsome Licker】─Shy Guburi. *Lick*

【Drifting AI】─SCP-096

【Min Ji】─Guburi’s face is all red. LOL

【Maehwa Tree】─LOL, what a loser.

[I’ll eat well, sis! Thank you!]

[Popo!]

[I’ll enjoy it, Lebang!]

[Wah! Itadakimasu~]

With lively thanks, the yokai started devouring the food.

They must have been really hungry.

[Umm… Wow! Sis, this is so delicious!]

[Nom nom. Lebang. Slurp. Lebang.]

[Popo…! It’s so good…!]

[Yum yum! It’s really delicious! So sweet! Umai!]

[Wow! Guburi! Eat this!]

“You eat it…”

【Jujijoa】─Why has Min Neong been speaking Japanese since earlier?

【Cat-eared Woman】─He was watching Japanese anime while waiting for the food. Guess he got influenced.

After confirming the yokai had started eating, I picked up a piece of steamed fish with my chopsticks, put it in my mouth, and slowly chewed to savor the flavor.

【Yoho】─Room Master, is it really delicious?

【Meng Yao】─How is it? Good?

“…It’s delicious.”

【Yoho】─Wow.

【Maehwa Tree】─Don’t lie just to hype Guburi. Be honest.

【Jujijoa】─Nah, he’s lying.

“No, it’s really delicious. I’m not exaggerating at all. It’s easily in the top five best things I’ve ever eaten.”

【Meng Yao】─Wow, that good?

【Balloon Gum Collector】─Wow! How delicious is it to get such high praise!

【Drifting AI】─I’m saying it. I’ve started seeing Guburi in a new light.

【Min Ji】─He suddenly seems like a different person…

As my praise ended, Guburi awkwardly smiled and started tapping on his phone.

Soon after, Guburi’s chat popped up.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Sex~ Of course it’s delicious. I cooked it.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─But damn, you guys are eating like crazy. LOL Are you all starving?

【Min Ji】─Tsk tsk. Guburi’s all happy because Se-hoon praised him.

【Meng Yao】─Guburi’s mouth is twitching. LOL

“Guburi, if you have something to say, just say it out loud… How long are you going to keep chatting?”

Guburi glanced up, checked my reaction, then looked down and tapped on his phone again.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Shut up, you b*stard. LOL

“…You’re really something else.”

I think this guy needs some serious education.

With social skills like this, he’ll get fired from any job he manages to get.

I decided to start a new broadcast project soon:

‘The Guburi Rehabilitation Project.’

If I leave him like this, he’ll eventually isolate himself from society, lock himself in his room, and make some extreme choices.

‘I need to come up with a plan.’

While eating, I spent a long time thinking about how to turn Guburi into a proper human.

—

Whether it was because they had big appetites or because Guburi’s cooking was just that good, the yokai finished all the food without leaving a single bite.

[Phew. That was so delicious. Thank you, sis.]

[Popo.]

[I want to eat this every day, Lebang.]

[Ugh… I can’t eat anymore… I’m so full…]

[Wow… I haven’t eaten this much in a long time…]

The yokai, now full to the brim, looked satisfied.

Guburi, who had been watching them happily, glanced at me and started typing on his phone again.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Gyesekkihoon, I’m gonna head out now.

【Min Ji】─Aren’t you going to do the dishes? -_-

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Shut up, you b*tch. I’ll kill you. Anyway, Gyesekkihoon, I’m leaving now. Can you give Min Neong a ride?

“Huh? Where are you going?”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─Where else would I go, dumbass? Home. Just give Min Neong a ride and send him off.

He finished the cooking I asked for, and now that the meal was done, he seemed eager to go home.

But unfortunately…

“What are you talking about? You’re not going anywhere.”

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】─?

I had no intention of letting Guburi leave so easily.