Chapter 145

Guburi’s face was filled with deep contemplation.

It seemed he was scared after seeing the yokai.

But.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Why the hell are these damn yokai bastards staring at me? Do they want to get their asses kicked?

The chat was overflowing with courage.

Unlike the reality of him cowering and hiding behind me, in the chat, he was more confident than anyone else.

The more I saw, the more fascinating he became.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Don’t just say it here, say it to their faces. LOL

【Maehwa Tree】—Are you an idiot?

【Yoho】—Ugh. Stop acting like a loser.

【Drifting AI】—I’ll say it. You’re pathetic.

【Handsome Licker】—Guburi is so cute. T_T *lick*

【Qkrnfl892】—LOL Does Guburi have two personalities? His real-life and online personas are polar opposites.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—In a way, it’s impressive. It’s not easy to act like that with your face exposed.

【Cat-eared Woman】—LOL Guburi’s actions are as cute as his looks.

【Min Ji】—You think that’s cute? Are you blind?

【Meng Yao】—Objectively speaking, he does look cute.

【Jujijoa】—But why didn’t you cover your face today?

【Big Girl】—He probably forgot.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! I need to meet Guburi in real life! I’ll beat the crap out of him!

[He’s human, Reubang.]

[Popo.]

[Is Se-hoon oppa’s girlfriend here?]

[Wow···!]

Among the yokai drinking cola.

The maid suddenly stood up from her seat.

And she walked over, stopping in front of Guburi.

[Who are you?]

The maid asked with a fierce expression.

She seemed to not realize that the person behind me was Guburi.

Well, she wasn’t watching my broadcast and was playing with the yokai, so it made sense she wouldn’t know.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—LOL The maid is always on edge when guests come.

【Handsome Licker】—For real, she’s growling like crazy. *lick*

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! That’s the maid’s charm!

【Min Ji】—How charmless do you have to be to call that charm···?

I pulled Guburi out from behind me and introduced him to the maid.

“Maid, say hello. You know Gyeongsaeng Guburi, right? He’s a viewer of my broadcast. This is Guburi. He said he wanted to cook at our place today, so I brought him.”

【Maehwa Tree】—?

【Qkrnfl892】—LOL When did he say he wanted to? You practically dragged him here. WTF

【Handsome Licker】—That’s the mindset of a kidnapper. *lick*

[Wow? Gyeongsaeng Guburi?]

The maid’s fierce expression softened.

It seemed she lowered her guard after realizing it was Guburi.

The maid stood still for a while, staring intently at Guburi.

[······.]

“······.”

Guburi and the maid.

No words were exchanged between them, but a strange tension was brewing.

Then suddenly.

Thud.

The maid suddenly kicked Guburi’s leg.

Guburi let out a small scream, clutching his leg in pain.

“Ah! Why, why did you hit me!”

【Qkrnfl892】—He’s so dramatic. LOL

【Maehwa Tree】—Stop overreacting.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—?? You’re hurt after getting hit by a doll? Are you an idiot, Guburi?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—LOL Guburi’s below the maid now.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! The hierarchy’s been decided!

【Min Ji】—This confirms Guburi as the weakest in our broadcast.

【Handsome Licker】—But in the chat, he’s the strongest. *lick*

Thud thud.

The maid silently continued to beat Guburi.

Of course, Guburi wasn’t just taking it.

Compared to the other yokai, the maid seemed easier to handle, so he was putting all his effort into resisting.

“Ugh··· Stop hitting me···!”

Bam! Bam!

Guburi closed his eyes tightly.

Swinging his arms like a windmill.

It was a pitiful sight.

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow! A battle of losers!

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—What’s with the windmill arms? LOL

【Big Girl】—He’s swinging his arms so wildly. Who’s gonna get hit by that?

【Handsome Licker】—LOL Guburi’s loser show is so funny. *lick*

【Maehwa Tree】—This guy’s loser energy knows no bounds.

【Meng Yao】—Wow. Not a single attack landed. Didn’t even touch a hair. Is he even human?

【Min Ji】—Zero accuracy···.

Unfortunately, Guburi’s attacks didn’t land on the maid.

Despite her appearance,

she’s still a yokai.

There was no way she’d let Guburi, who’s far weaker than a normal human, hit her.

The maid effortlessly dodged all of Guburi’s attacks, toying with him.

[Wow! So slow! Pathetic Guburi!]

[Wow!]

[Wow!]

[Wow!]

The situation worsened.

Even in a one-on-one fight, Guburi had no chance.

Now, the maid’s teddy bear army joined in, ganging up on Guburi.

“···This is insane.”

【Qkrnfl892】—For real, LOL. These idiots.

【Meng Yao】—Wait, why are they hitting him? LOL

【Handsome Licker】—We don’t know the reason either. *lick*

【Min Ji】—Do we even need a reason to beat up Guburi?

I decided to hold off on stopping them for now.

I’d just watch a little longer.

***

Guburi’s “education” time was over.

The maid seemed relieved.

She disbanded the teddy bears and drank her cola with a satisfied expression.

While sitting on Guburi’s back, who was lying face down on the floor.

[Wow! Cola after a fight! So good!]

“Crazy teddy bear bitch···.”

Luckily, it didn’t seem like he was hurt.

Well, he couldn’t have been.

The maid didn’t seem to be hitting him seriously anyway.

Maybe it was just her way of showing affection instead of a proper greeting.

Of course, that’s just my guess. I don’t know the real reason.

So I asked.

Why did she gang up on Guburi like that?

“Maid. Why did you suddenly hit Guburi?”

[Wow. I’ve always wanted to hit Guburi. Dream achieved.]

“Oh, I see···.”

【Balloon Gum Collector】—Wow. A valid reason.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—LOL Guburi does look like someone you’d want to hit.

【Reverse Rape Mania】—Ah. The maid hit him on our behalf.

After finishing a bottle of cola, the maid jumped off Guburi’s back.

She made eye contact with Guburi and said.

[Guburi! You lost to me, so from now on, you’re my subordinate!]

“······.”

[Silence means yes! Good! You’re now part of our Wow family!]

“Crazy bitch···.”

The Wow family.

A group the maid spontaneously created today.

Basically, it’s just a playgroup.

Anyway.

Guburi ended up becoming a member of the Wow family.

***

After the commotion died down.

I took out the ingredients stored in Min Neong’s stomach and moved them to the kitchen.

It was time to start preparing dinner.

As Guburi was checking the ingredients.

[Wow! Guburi, you lazy bum! Stop slacking and start cooking!]

The maid, with a stern expression, crossed her arms and scolded Guburi.

It seemed like she was picking on him to assert her dominance.

And then.

[Don’t bully our Guburi! He’s busy picking ingredients!]

Min Neong furrowed her brow and defended Guburi.

It seemed Min Neong liked Guburi more than the maid.

[Wow? Our Guburi? Min Neong betrayed me!!!]

[Ugh. Stop bothering Guburi and go play somewhere else.]

[Wow! I’m the head maid!]

[Yeah, yeah. Head maid. Let’s not play here.]

Min Neong sighed deeply and wrapped her arms around the maid.

Then she dragged her out of the kitchen.

After that.

Other yokai slowly approached Guburi, showing interest.

[How old are you, sis?]

“Twenty-four···.”

[Popo. Popopo.]

“···.”

[Reubang! Reureureubang! Reureubang!]

“Ugh···.”

Guburi put the fish he was holding on the cutting board and quickly pulled out his phone.

Soon, Guburi’s chat appeared in the air.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Damn yokai bastards are annoying the hell out of me. Should I just kill them all?

【Meng Yao】—LOL Go ahead and try.

【Handsome Licker】—Guburi’s so cute. *lick lick*

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—And why do Popo and Reubang keep babbling nonsense when they can speak human language? Are they idiots?

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Don’t just say it here, say it to their faces, you crazy bitch. LOL

【Drifting AI】—I’ll say it. If Gyeongsaeng Guburi doesn’t vent here, his stress will explode.

【Big Girl】—What happens if his emotions explode? Does he awaken?

【Drifting AI】—He’ll cry a lot.

【Qkrnfl892】—LOL Crybaby Guburi!

【Min Ji】—Guburi, cry for us!

【Maehwa Tree】—If you cry, I’ll hit you.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Stop messing with me. I’ll beat you half to death if you keep it up.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Anyway, Gyesekkihoon, get these bastards out of the kitchen. They’re distracting me while I cook. -_-

“···Got it.”

I decided to take all the yokai to the living room.

They wanted to watch him cook, but since Guburi said it was bothering him, there was no choice.

Too many eyes might make him nervous.

“Guys, Guburi said you’re distracting him while he cooks, so let’s give him some space.”

[Okay···. No, Posun···.]

[Popo.]

[Reubang.]

【Qkrnfl892】—Why are they all so disappointed? LOL

【Min Ji】—The yokai seem to like Guburi.

【Se-hoon Defense Team】—Yeah, except for the maid, they all seem to like him.

【Jujijoa】—I think even the maid likes Guburi. She’s just acting tough because she’s shy.

【Meng Yao】—Is she a tsundere? LOL

After leaving Guburi alone in the kitchen.

We moved back to the living room to wait until the cooking was done.

***

When we arrived in the living room, Min Neong and the maid were there.

The maid was sulking, her head down.

[Wow···. I think Guburi hates me···. He looked so upset. It’s strange···.]

[Of course he’d hate you. You hit him as soon as you met him and kept bossing him around. I like you, but Guburi clearly didn’t.]

[Wow···?!]

[Don’t look so shocked.]

[This can’t go on! I need to make Guburi like me before he rebels!]

The maid suddenly stood up and ran back to the kitchen.

At first, I thought about stopping her.

But from the conversation, it seemed like she was going to apologize, so I let her go.

And not long after, Guburi’s chat appeared.

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—Why the hell is this teddy bear bitch back? Get her out of here!!!

【Gyeongsaeng Guburi】—The maid bitch is hitting me again! Get her out, damn it!!

Luckily, it seemed like those two would get along just fine in the future.