Chapter 140

Page Thirty-Three Pseudo·Dual JK Time (Extra Update!)

I put on the girls’ school uniform as if I were a clone of myself.

Compared to what Lǐn Huā and the others have for summer wear, this one came with an additional black blazer with white edges.

“Should I button up the blazer or leave it open? Hmm, Cháng Kǎi looks better with it open! Haha.”

I tried to make a joke, but instead, a sudden cold breeze blew, making me shiver.

“The school badge on these thigh-highs can only be seen if the skirt is rolled up above the knee, right?”

Since I don’t have control-top stockings, I’ll just keep the skirt down… Yeah, right!

No way! I’m a JK, aren’t I? Isn’t wearing a short skirt part of being a JK?

I rolled up my skirt to ten centimeters above my knees and used two black hair clips to pin back my side bangs. I admired myself using the front camera of my phone. Oh, adding the hair clips made me look cuter!

My bangs were already long, so I’ve used headbands, hair clips, and even rubber bands to avoid them getting in my way while playing games.

Becoming a vibrant and beautiful girl! Click click! Can’t stop taking selfies! Click click! I could now understand Xiao Lei’s desire to take photos.

This face looks exactly like the original body on the bed. The Notebook gave me these breasts to distinguish me from the original body, right?

Though big breasts are great, they’re troublesome when they’re on your own body!

Yes, breasts are like cats. People without cats constantly admire them online, while cat owners want to strangle their pets every day.

Of course, I’m not talking about Orange’s sister~ Hehe~

“Youthful, sexy, and cute, that’s what being a JK is all about! Qí Luó Xīng~ Hehe~” (☆<ゝω・)

...

Damn, why am I getting so excited? Instead of shining, I'm just being silly! It seems the influence of inner correction is too deep. Keep calm, keep calm.

But it was too late.

"What are you doing, Chairman?"

The curtain was pulled aside, and Xiao Lei was perched on the windowsill, staring at me as if she had seen a ghost.

The atmosphere was awkward. Being caught while acting silly by Xiao Lei made me want to push her off the balcony to get rid of her, but then I remembered that falling from the second floor wouldn't kill anyone.

"Wait, why did you suddenly become so hostile!?"

She climbed in and, when she lifted her leg onto the table, the flipped-up skirt revealed black lace panties.

What bold underwear is that?

"How did you get here so quickly? Didn't you go to the Balance Commercial District?"

"The clothes there are too expensive. The senior student couldn't bear to spend that much money."

"Then where did you go?"

Xiao Lei answered as she placed her shoes on the balcony: "We went to the Commercial Area. We visited You Ou Ku. Everything was available there, and the prices were reasonable."

Even though I've become a girl, their shopping mindset remains very masculine. They decide what to buy, grab it, and leave without any interest in browsing... Plus, I think the clothes at You Ou Ku are really unattractive, especially for women.

"You guys are so efficient."

Hearing the sarcasm in my tone, Xiao Lei slumped her shoulders and sighed, "Ah, I wanted to shop, but after visiting a few stores, the senior student started trembling."

"Trembling? Why?"

"Wanting to buy things but being poor and having to restrain oneself, causing a fierce internal struggle. The whole person trembles because of it."

Oh! I totally understand that feeling!

In short, it's all about being poor. When I went shopping with Lǐn Huā and Fēi Jiě, seeing those prices also shook me up.

But in the end, I still bought a lot of clothes and brought them home. Although I'm poor, I have Lǐn Huā Dàxiǎojiě supporting me!

Damn, why do I sound like a freeloader?

"Speaking of which, what's with this outfit?"

"It was given by Lǐn Huā. She asked me to visit the girls' school."

"Ah? Are you going?"

"Not for now. I'm just trying it on." I spun around, looking pleased with myself. "How does it look? Does it fit well?"

"It fits well, it fits well. Chairman, you look good in anything."

Pushing my original body inward, she sat cross-legged on my bed and said,

"How unfair, you're prettier than me, and now you have such a great figure. It's not fair!"

Her envious tone left me speechless.

"You're taller than me, aren't you?"

"No girl would be happy about that!"

Because of switching genders the most times? This person has serious dissociative identity disorder!

"Hey, don't use someone else's body as a pillow!"

Ignoring my protest, Xiao Lei lay on the bed, her head resting on my original body's stomach. Coincidentally, my body had gained some weight recently, so the belly was particularly soft.

She remarked, "But this feels really strange. Don't you feel like we're two real high school girls having a chat between friends?"

It wasn't surprising that she thought this way since we were both wearing the girls' school uniform.

"Do you want to go to the girls' school?"

"Ah? You want me to accompany you to the girls' school?"

"Not exactly. I said I'd give you the bookmark once my fracture heals, right? What will you do about your identity then? Will you tell your parents?"

It's time to consider this matter.

"I guess I'll just tell them. My mom would be so happy. She always complains about why I'm not a daughter. This will finally fulfill her wish. Think about it, feeding a son until he's eighteen and then getting a daughter for free, isn't that a good deal?"

"Is raising a fool a good deal?"

"I'm not a fool! Only Zhào Zhào is the fool! Foolish Chairman!"

She kicked her legs in frustration, her head rolling over my stomach like kneading dough.

Even though my soul wasn't in my body, it was painful to see my body treated like this. I pulled her off the bed, turned her around, and sat her on the computer chair. I sat on the bed, protecting my body from Xiao Lei's rough handling.

"It's almost time to change back."

"Eh, are you kicking me out?"

"Aren't you going to do your homework?"

At the mention of homework, her eyes drifted to the textbooks on my desk.

"I won't let you copy mine!" I laughed, remembering her earlier words. "After all, you're not a fool, right?"

Xiao Lei entered the bathroom with the bag containing the boys' school uniform. I erased our names.

When I woke up again, my soul had returned to my body.

Zhào Zhào had already changed clothes and was copying my completed homework.

I sighed helplessly and scolded, "Fool, don't copy everything identically. It'll raise suspicion!"

He confidently gave me a thumbs up.

"Don't worry, I've thought about that situation. I'll change each answer a little, so it won't be obvious!"

"But that means all the answers will be wrong! This is math homework!"

Doesn't he want to graduate? No, how did he even get into high school?

Afterward, I chased him out of the house with a crutch.

Xiao Qianxia didn't come to play tonight, leaving me feeling a bit lonely.

...

The next Wednesday morning, it poured rain heavily. If the heavy rain last Sunday had dispelled the summer heat, today's rain brought autumn chill.

To ensure my casted leg didn't get wet, I wrapped it in several layers of garbage bags and wore a raincoat. Zhao Zhao, who was pushing my wheelchair, also held an umbrella for me.

With such thorough preparation, I arrived at school completely dry. However, Zhao Zhao got soaked, and his underwear was wet, which was quite pitiful.

"Endure it. We'll wash up at the secret base during lunch."

"The clothes sticking to my body are so uncomfortable. I feel like I might catch a cold."

"Don't worry. Didn't someone say fools never catch colds?"

"Huh? Don't underestimate me! I'll definitely catch a cold!"

What is this person arguing against?

Sure enough, he caught a cold during the bath at noon, sneezing incessantly but still boasting.

"See, I'm not a fool, right?"

"No, it only proves that theory wrong, because you've shown through action that you're not."

He proved that "Zhào Zhào is a fool," which is the universal first law.