Chapter 136: Crying? Crying Counts as Time!
“Ugh…”
Tang Qi’s eyes instantly turned red, his mind trembling, caught in a violent struggle.
“What have you done to me? I can’t control myself!”
He screamed furiously, staring at the Listening God Pig, a strong primal instinct surging forth, nearly consuming his rationality!
In the beginning, Tang Qi had abused the Infatuation Insect, intending to use it to control the Little Demoness.
However, he was countered by Mu Ran Ya, linking him to a wild boar, thus leaving him with a weakness.
Now, it was time for him to pay the price!
“Ding ding ding…”
Zhou Tong lightly shook a bell, inside of which was a mother Infatuation Insect, emitting strange fluctuations that made the insects within Tang Qi’s body restless.
In an instant, Tang Qi’s anger flared, and he could only keep pounding his fists against himself, trying to use pain to maintain his clarity.
“Absolutely not… I cannot go mad here, or I would become a laughingstock for everyone!”
He warned himself, fear etched on his face, mixed with an uncontrollable desire inside, feeling as if he were about to go insane.
“Don’t hold on any longer, release your infatuation, and I will give you a hand.”
Zhou Tong revealed a cruel smile, channeling the Joyful Harmony Celestial Skill fully into the bell.
“Ah ah ah…”
Tang Qi’s sanity instantly crumbled, looking at the Listening God Pig with an extremely lewd grin.
“Beauty… I’m coming!”
He shouted as he lunged forward, throwing his arms around the Listening God Pig, ready to kiss it wildly!
This scene shocked countless living beings.
Even the Devil King was stunned, as if struck by lightning, unable to believe what was happening.
Although he had a thorough understanding of the diversity of humanity, witnessing something like this still challenged his worldview.
“Is this also your doing?”
You Jingfeng pointed at Tang Qi, filled with disdain.
“Nonsense, how could I do something so vile? Do not tarnish my reputation!”
The people below, one and all, were dumbstruck, turning into a pile of clay statues.
Just moments ago, they hadn’t believed that Tang Qi was under the control of the Devil King, but now they were utterly convinced.
After all, while preferences are free, being free to such an extent is indeed quite rude.
So it must have been the work of the Demonic Race!
“I want to have you, I want to have you! Surrender to me right now, and I will take you to the heights of bliss!”
Tang Qi became even more reckless, tearing his shirt to shreds, fully mounting the pig.
“Hmph… Roar!!”
If it were an ordinary wild boar, he might have succeeded, but what kind of being was the Listening God Pig?
It was a divine beast proficient in Netherworld Force and spatial power. Even Zhou Tong couldn’t manage it without using ninety Spirit Talismans!
Suddenly, the divine pig emitted a blinding light, stomped its hoof down, and its whole body became like a bomb, exploding with a violent shockwave.
“Ah ah ah!”
Tang Qi screamed as he was blown away, taking the brunt of the blast in his groin!
“Does it feel fun, exploding like that?”
Zhou Tong mocked, but Tang Qi was oblivious, lost in his obsession.
Ignoring the pain, he dashed towards the divine pig once more.
“Beauty, just surrender to me, today I will surely have you, I will make you my legal spouse!”
Tang Qi exhibited an abstract posture, running in a disheveled manner, spouting filthy words as he desperately chased.
“Ah!! It stings my eyes!”
The female cultivators below covered their eyes, weeping, feeling as if their hearts were shattering.
This monster must have been sent by the heavens, a special punishment for them.
Zhou Tong watched this scene, feeling immensely relaxed.
A perfect gathering of infatuation surged forth, quickly filling his Three Poisons Heart in just a few breaths.
Greed, anger, and infatuation were primed and ready to officially break through!
With a crack, Zhou Tong crushed the bell, waking Tang Qi up.
At that moment, he was still hugging the Listening God Pig, standing dazed in the void.
“I… what did I just do?”
He looked around, only to see countless mocking glances cast his way, his face instantly paling.
“You didn’t even get to do it!”
Zhou Tong ridiculed, making him tremble all over, while the Listening God Pig took the opportunity to break free, returning to Zhou Tong’s side.
“You plotted against me!!!”
Tang Qi’s eyes were bloodshot, tears flowing down; he understood he was utterly ruined.
This heart-wounding tactic was truly wicked; from now on, people wouldn’t remember him as the first prodigy of the younger generation, but rather as someone who attempted to commit an indecent act with a wild boar in broad daylight!
“Haha… what an eye-opener.”
Zhou Tong gave him a thumbs up: “I’ve long heard that Young Master Tang is pure at heart, unrestrained in nature; today’s display truly proves it!”
As he spoke, he began to inscribe an array.
In the blink of an eye, countless recording arrays materialized out of nowhere, glimmering like stars, continuously replaying the scene of Tang Qi chasing the pig!
“What… what are you doing?”
“Just helping you to become famous. Young Master Tang is so charming, daring to do what others wouldn’t; you’re a model existence. I wish to spread your elegance across the world, making everyone pay their respects, how does that sound?”
“Stop it!!”
Tang Qi felt a surge of anger, unable to stop the recording arrays as they scattered like flowers in the sky between heaven and earth!
“No!”
Seeing this scene, Tang Qi felt as though his spirit had been drained, and he helplessly screamed.
“Look how happy you are; from now on, everyone will spread your legend. Even if you become an emperor in the future, you could directly be titled the Love Pig Emperor!”
This statement easily shattered Tang Qi’s heart. Becoming an emperor had originally been his ultimate goal, but now he found it tasteless.
What emperor in the world could be obsessed with pigs? An emperor could not be so pathetic!
“Pfft… Wuwu…”
He spat blood in a frenzy, unable to stop crying, even losing the desire for revenge against Zhou Tong.
This blow was simply too great, making him wish to die.
“Crying? Crying counts as time!”
Zhou Tong had a teasing expression, still inscribing the array, ready to record all his embarrassing moments.
“You’re dead, I want to perish together with you today!”
Tang Qi completely went mad, charging at Zhou Tong!
“Get away!!”
At that moment, Zhang Chuqiao broke free from Zhao Wutian’s battlefield, rushing over with an incredible speed, delivering another kick to Tang Qi’s groin!
“Taiyi Crushing Egg Kick!!”
The Senior Apprentice Sister went all out, even using the destructive Taiyi divine power to completely eradicate that matter!
Seeing this, all the men present instinctively clenched their legs, their faces turning pale, even Zhou Tong couldn’t help but feel a jolt in his heart.
In contrast, Tang Qi rolled his eyes back and fainted.
He was utterly ruined; if he wanted to restore his former glory… it seemed he would have to defy heaven and change his fate!
