Page Twenty: Actually, It Was Lǐn’s Sudden Attack
“I’m mad! I’m really mad this time! Kǎi-Chan, you idiot!”
Lǐn Huā sat on the sofa, pouting and yelling at me. My mop had left a wet stain on her back, though it was freshly wrung out, it was still a mop, and she was wearing a plain-colored polo shirt which made it look particularly dirty.
Lǐn Huā was someone who loved cleanliness, and this was definitely not something she could tolerate well.
I never would have guessed that the person hiding behind the door was her.
“Truly, I am very sorry, but you didn’t even give me a heads up… hiding at the door and not ringing the bell.”
“I just wanted to scare you! Is that not allowed?”
She bared her teeth at me, looking like an angry cat.
“You succeeded. I was truly frightened. I thought I was being robbed.”
“Don’t ramble! Explain first. What are these melons? Didn’t you say the divine stone has no effect on you? Lying to me every day, can’t you just tell me the truth? Idiot! Fool!”
As she spoke, she started crying, wiping tears with her lips. I was suddenly at a loss.
“Sorry, I didn’t actually tell you about this…” I blurted out a half-truth: “Before, there was no way, but after fracturing my arm, I suddenly could use the divine stone. I think it’s special care from the deity?”
She glared at me with teary eyes, asking, “Really?”
“Yes!”
“Did your leg get better after turning into a girl?”
She glanced at my right leg, then looked up along it, finally settling on my chest… wait, I mean, my bust.
“Kǎi-Chan, your outfit is really something.”
It was a white shirt after all… she might as well not have mentioned it, as soon as she did, my face turned hot.
“There’s nothing I can do, I can’t even wear my own clothes!”
She kept staring at my chest, the intense and envious gaze making me uneasy.
“After all, you were originally feminine, becoming a girl doesn’t seem out of place at all, even your voice hasn’t changed much… But this isn’t good! With a chest like yours, not wearing a bra for long will make it sag, it’ll look terrible.”
As she spoke, she reached out to grab my chest, so I quickly turned sideways to dodge her hand.
“Why are you embarrassed? Touching it won’t make you lose any flesh. You’re bigger than Sister Qiàn, maybe even E cup?”
Even though I knew I was considered big-chested, having… an E cup? That surpassed the legendary 36D!
In surprise, I didn’t back down, stubbornly saying, “Since it won’t make you lose any flesh, why don’t you let me touch yours?”
Unexpectedly, Lǐn Huā shyly held her cheeks, saying, “Do you really want to touch? Your current state isn’t bad.”
“Is that possible? Even though I can turn back into a man.”
She added, “But touching me is no different from touching your own knee.”
…This sounded strangely melancholic.
“Stop fooling around, anyway, by tonight I’ll turn back. What does it matter if it sags or not?” I waved my hand and pointed at the water stain behind her, asking, “Do you want to take a bath? My clothes should fit you.”
We didn’t have a high-tech dryer that could dry clothes in half an hour, so I had to let her wear my clothes. Although Xiǎo Lěi’s clothes were also in my wardrobe, taking them out would require too much explanation.
To be honest, being flat-chested is great. Like me, I don’t even have clothes to wear…
“Kǎi-Chan’s clothes? Then I’ll just rinse off a bit.”
“Then I’ll go prepare some things. Sit here for a while.”
I went upstairs to get Lǐn Huā a loose T-shirt. The main body was still in the bedroom, so I couldn’t let her use my bathroom. Luckily, there was a shower in the downstairs bathroom, so she could wash there.
After preparing her clothes and towel and returning to the living room, Lǐn Huā was lying on my sofa, talking on the phone. Seeing me peeking, she hid the phone more, which made me even more curious.
Only when she put down the phone did I ask, “Who were you talking to?”
“Fēi Jiě, I asked her to come over.”
Fēi Jiě was quite familiar with this area, after all, she had run a stall at the village entrance for a long time.
“What did you need Fēi Jiě for, just to bring clothes?”
Maybe she didn’t want to regret anything in her life, Fēi Jiě took her studies seriously. This moment, she was probably still studying hard at home. If I disturbed her for such a trivial matter, it would feel like a sin.
“The point is you! Fēi Jiě’s clothes should fit you, so I asked her to bring two pieces.”
She pointed at my chest.
“Even if it’s only for a day, you can’t dress like this, like a pervert.”
Even though I was at home, why did I have to be told what to wear… Jealousy! This was blatant jealousy!
Then, Lǐn Huā took my T-shirt into the bathroom, and soon, the sound of water could be heard. After dealing with the mop, it returned to its regular duties. Yes, I started mopping the floor.
Lǐn Huā and I had different notions of time. This girl said she’d “just rinse off,” but ended up in there for over half an hour. By the time I finished mopping, she hadn’t come out yet.
I felt heartbroken about the water bill, but I dared not say anything, after all, the electricity and water at the secret base were provided by her for free.
The doorbell rang, and I peeked through the peephole. It was Fēi Jiě, so I hurriedly opened the door.
Today, she was wearing a blue floral satin dress, looking very mature. Though it wasn’t quite fitting for a seventeen-year-old high school girl, her long black hair flowed gracefully to her ankles, like silk curtains, like satin, and if there were a Milky Way reflected on her face, she would be beautiful beyond compare under the sunlight.
I stood there stunned for a moment.
“Aren’t you letting me in?”
Her forehead was slightly sweaty, dampening her bangs, sticking to her forehead.
“Oh! Please come in.” I hastily moved aside and bowed.
Fēi Jiě held a handbag in her left hand, probably containing clothes.
In her right hand, she carried several plastic bags, filled with ingredients: celery, yam, meat, but the type of meat was unclear, and lastly, a thick plastic bag containing seafood.
Seeing her walk into the entrance hall and remove her shoes, I asked a pointless question, “Fēi Jiě, are you going to cook?”
She turned to look at me expressionlessly, her gaze finally resting on my chest, her brows furrowing slightly before she handed me the left-hand bag.
She calmly said, “Go change your clothes, I’ll make lunch.”
Concise and to the point, like a commanding general.
“Yes, ma’am!”
Lunch… At 10 o’clock, the main body had eaten instant noodles, and this avatar didn’t feel hungry at all, even wanting to belch, but saying that would dampen Fēi Jiě’s spirits.
Fēi Jiě carried the ingredients into the kitchen, which had already become her battlefield. Lǐn Huā was still taking a bath downstairs. I opened the handbag, throwing everything haphazardly onto the sofa, and out fell a bundle of black clothes and a sealed plastic bag.
Inside the plastic bag were naturally a bra and panties. The set of lingerie Fēi Jiě brought was new, the pink-white bra still had its tag on. I flipped the tag over and saw:
Retail price ¥679.
…What the hell is 679?
I held the bra trembling slightly and quietly stuffed it back into the plastic bag.
I had seen the dress before, the one Fēi Jiě wore the first time we met at the bookstore, sleeveless with a small V-neck, the hem flared like ruffles. The black dress complemented her long black hair flowing to her ankles, perfectly matching her气质.
Thinking I needed to change upstairs, I feared Lǐn Huā would see my real body, so I stripped off my white shirt right there in the living room.
The white fat exposed before me, yet I remained surprisingly calm, like a man looking at his own weapon, without any lewd thoughts, with a heart as pure as Buddha… After all, I had touched it many times, what was the harm in looking? I was used to it.
I thought the dress would be like a T-shirt, pulled on from below, but the dress was fitted, the waistline getting stuck at my chest.
It took me a while to realize that the dress was meant to be worn from top to bottom, legs first, then pulled up, arms through the sleeves.
The dress fit well enough, but another problem arose, my joints weren’t flexible. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t reach the zipper on my back.
What should I do?
