Chapter 120

[Notice: I really didn’t want to do this, but I’m revealing my gender…]

Author: Head of the Gallery*

So, here I am, everyone

I know well about the memes in the Gallery

Especially the trend of the worship memes featuring the Head of the Gallery

But it’s getting out of hand

Building a statue of me and praying, sincerely worshipping, but talking about it doesn’t seem to get through

(Screen filled with Elf lips memes)

Then I must be rewarded, right?

For the time being, worship is strictly prohibited; now that I’ve seen the Head of the Gallery, templates, God.jpg, goat are all off-limits

If you break these rules

I will interpret it as a challenge against the Head of the Gallery and deliver punishment.

[Recommended 8123] [Disapproved 3121]

– ^^ Did you just mess with me? This is my daily routine

– sax

– Damn, someone give a warning about the Elf memes

ㄴ Honestly, I think they’re kind of pretty…

ㄴ ?

ㄴ What do you mean, Gallum?

– Hm… Is there no advance guard?

– For real, isn’t there any martyr?

– Damn, this is an announcement from the Head of the Gallery… I have to worship!!!!!

ㄴ [Banned for 24 hours by the system]

ㄴ Oh no

ㄴ What the heck, 24-hour ban from the Gallery? Is the Head of the Gallery a demon?

ㄴ I’ll remember this!

ㄴ x

It was about time for some disruption to regenerate.

I decided I needed to clean up the Gallery.

“But the level of disruption is a bit different, isn’t it?”

The problem is, these aren’t your average disruptors.

They weren’t drawing memes of Orcs in unconventional poses or those temptations from Stone Golems; these were true worship disruptions.

And they weren’t just joking around WWE-style; they were serious zealots.

These guys were the trickiest kind of disruptors.

“They don’t respond to reason.”

What about typical disruptors?

Sure, they don’t respond either.

[Title: Hee-ing… I’m a Rabbitfolk and my libido is too strong, I’m troubled ㅠㅠ]

(Muscular Orc males arm wrestling)

Beware of curiosity

For your curiosity will ultimately lead you to death

I will save you this once

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– Kraaak, Kraaak!!!!!

– Ah!!! Damn!!!

– I pulled out all their eyes and said I saved them, lol

– I always wonder, why do these guys do this while injuring themselves?

ㄴ “Because it’s fun”

ㄴ Seeing your reactions has more value

ㄴ Author) (Image of an excited Orc)

ㄴ Damn, lol

But physical force does work.

Disruptors are like terrorists striking when the activity is least.

They aim for those quiet moments, fearing being banned.

If we inflict even greater pain by honing the Gallery’s activity,

It should easily neutralize them.

– Head of the Gallery*) lol so fun

ㄴ Head of the Gallery*) Divine punishment “100 times”

ㄴ Author) ??? Wait, when do you even sleep?

ㄴ [IP has been blocked.]

ㄴ [Ban duration – 100 hours]

ㄴ Whoa, damn

ㄴ The Head of the Gallery is everywhere

Orc memes? Compared to Grandma’s temptation tactics, they seem like cute puppy gifs.

To someone toughened by my past Gallery experiences, typical disruptions didn’t stand a chance.

The true opponents were these worship disruptors.

[Title: Accept it]

Author: Darian

Why do you mourn?

It is a test given to us by God

Weep in joy

For God is watching you

[Recommended 502] [Disapproved 12]

– Ah, I finally understand the meaning

– Oh God, please take everything from me!!!

ㄴ [Banned for 24 hours by the system]

ㄴ Whoa, God is watching

ㄴ Brother, I’m so envious!!! Please, give me too!!!

“No, are you crazy?”

This was why worship disruptions were genuinely frightening.

Whatever I did, any positive outcomes from it would be credited to me,

While any losses or flaws were entirely their doing.

If I beat them senseless, it was their fault for daring to challenge me.

On the contrary, if I threw a tuna can, they’d interpret it as my mercy.

– Head of the Gallery*) (Ah, it’s so terrifying, the Head of the Gallery Con)

ㄴ (Praise him! Con)

ㄴ Oh, my Head of the Gallery!!!

ㄴ Aaah, the Head of the Gallery has been watching me!!!

So regular disruption training methods simply don’t work.

A whip reveals its limitations in these matters.

“Hm, then what should I do?”

Caught in thought, it was time to pull the carrot from the initially considered carrot-and-stick method.

I tore my gaze from the Gallery and looked at the shop interface.

[Spam 340g] – 3p

Do you hate spam?

You must be a spy?

Perfect timing for the right carrot.

– Damn, those Cathedral bastards lol

– I know they’re pious, but why us?

– Free the tuna cans!!!!

– I feel like I’m going insane, going insane, going insane, going insane

It’s been 12 hours since I struck the marketplace with a whip.

Barely a day had passed, yet those attuned to the Gallery were already starting to scream.

Not just dozens, but millions around the globe were in an uproar.

At this point, any group would begin to falter.

“It’s a test.”

“Ah…”

“Do not waver.”

In the prayer room, filled with sunlight.

As the warrior turned his back to the pretty girl statue of the Head of the Gallery to speak, all the believers deeply bowed their heads.

These were all fervent believers in the Head of the Gallery.

Each owed their lives to the Head of the Gallery for their unique reasons.

Having experienced the Head of the Gallery’s effectiveness, they believed deeply in its powers.

“Warrior, but the Head of the Gallery also told us not to do this…”

The Cathedral Knight Colin spoke cautiously, but Darian’s expression was resolute.

In that moment, Colin sensed that these people would not back down.

‘What the Head of the Gallery has shown is indeed colossal…’

Colin wasn’t a zealot, but he understood their reasoning.

Creating food from thin air

Reattaching severed limbs

Turning rifts into mana pills with unfathomable magic.

‘Is it odd not to believe?’

He was starting to question if he himself was the abnormal one.

Just when he thought this deadlock would continue for a while…

– Oh no, item appeared in the marketplace!!!

– What’s this? Just one sitting there

– Did they post it by mistake?

ㄴ Mistake or not, let’s max buy it anyway!

The Gallery suddenly erupted.

Curious about what was happening, Colin quickly clicked on the post.

[Concept Post: Yep~ I successfully purchased it~]

(GIF of spam held in hand)

Seems like it’s food

Looks similar to a tuna can but the texture is different

Of course, it’s the first time I’ve seen something like this, so it’s hard to describe its texture

(GIF of spam lump)

But what is this?

Something slimy appeared, and I took a bite—hmm… it’s tasty but strange

It doesn’t seem to measure up to a tuna can?

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– What the heck, this guy is quick

– Are you eating alone? Share a bit

– (Elf Con crying on the ground)

– I’ve tried it too, and it’s a bit ambiguous, yeah

“Hmm? A new food, I see.”

But most reviews showed that it wasn’t as good as tuna.

Of course, in comparison to the food here, it tasted heavenly, so selling out was a given.

‘Is this what the Head of the Gallery provided to prevent us from starving?’

Colin mused as he clicked on another post.

And the next post had dramatic reactions.

[Title: Woof woof!!! Growl,… Woof woof woof!!!!!]

Author: A delicious dog

(GIF of spam cooked till golden brown)

(GIF of spam served on rice)

Woof woof woof! Grrr, umm…

– LOL what the heck is this?

– Dying of laughter while eating, lol

– But wasn’t the taste just okay?

ㄴ For real, just like a yellow dog?

ㄴ Author) Damn, you’re crazy

ㄴ Oh no

ㄴ Is it really that tasty?

ㄴ Does it taste better when it’s grilled?

What is the Gallery?

It’s a place where they study how to enjoy the food presented by the Head of the Gallery the best way.

Considering that to them, even a 1000-won bread sold in stores is a luxury food,

To them, grilled spam is like a taste from the heavens.

– Whoa, I feel like I’ve lost half my life

– Wow, no, wow… wow, lol

– Only laughter comes out, lol so fun

ㄴ For real, the taste is simply entertaining, lol

ㄴ Ah… I’m so happy… I truly feel alive now, hehe

ㄴ Damn, I couldn’t buy it

ㄴ (Elf Con snickering)

Grilled spam.

Spam dipped in the ketchup I had saved up.

Spam wrapped in golden white rice.

Realizing these unique qualities, the Gallum enthusiastically began to share cooking methods like crazy.

[Title: Please give us more, please give us more]

(GIF of someone crying while eating spam)

So delicious, I can’t take it anymoreㅠㅠㅠ

Why didn’t I know this sooner?

(GIF of looking up from below)

Head of the Gallery, please give us more ㅠㅠ!

– Whoa

– Head of the Gallery*) Hehehe

ㄴ LOL

ㄴ No way, did you just put out 1000 more in the marketplace?

ㄴ Author) Thank you!!! ><

ㄴ So honest, lol

“No way, is it really this delicious?”

Colin’s eyes were shaking uncontrollably.

Before being a Cathedral Knight, he was a Gallum.

He knew it was exhausting to even describe how delicious the food coming out of the marketplace was.

He immediately pressed the purchase button but…

[Cathedral IP cannot make purchases.]

“What the!!!”

The Head of the Gallery blocked it.

“It’s a test! Do not waver!”

Darian shouted to the uneasy believers.

But everyone felt.

Darian’s eyes were trembling.

How his lips and hands were shaking at the thought of the spam.

“Ugh…!”

“Warrior?”

The warrior was someone who had never blinked, now was nearly losing consciousness over Marketplace food.

How tasty was that tuna can?

The taste was such that every vein in his body seemed to scream.

A flavor so gracious, he felt alive.

– Whoa, this is even better than tuna???

– No seriously, it’s too close to call;

– Wow, it’s unbelievably delicious, lol!

– Thud

Eventually, Darian knelt down, trembling.

“Head of the Gallery, why have you brought this trial upon me…!”

It was when his breath became labored and tough.

At that moment, a notification arrived for Colin.

Head of the Gallery*: Want to eat spam?

Colin: !

Head of the Gallery*: Then try giving a piece of spam to the warrior

Head of the Gallery*: Then I gift you 10 pieces of spam, lol

Colin’s eyes widened immensely.

10 pieces of spam!

Dividing one piece into three would mean covering 10 days of meals.

“B-but…”

How could he betray him?

At that moment, the Head of the Gallery offered up a timely banner.

Head of the Gallery*: Oh? This is ‘divine fate’

Head of the Gallery*: Hurry up

“Di-divine fate…”

Colin knew better than anyone.

The Head of the Gallery detested being treated like a god.

And this was merely a means to justify it.

But he too was human.

“…Warrior.”

He placed a hand on Darian’s trembling shoulder.

The moment Darian struggled to turn his head.

“I’m sorry, blame me!”

“Colin! Ugh!”

In one swift motion, he shoved a well-grilled piece of spam into the warrior’s mouth.

*

[Monthly Bounty has ended!]

[Your rank is 1st. Well done!]

[1st Place Reward: ‘AK47 Temporary 7 Days’ has been issued.]

A man who had been active as a bounty hunter received a reward in his hand.

The mere shape was enough for him to be moved by the Head of the Gallery’s grand magic.

“AK47…”

He’d obtained a 1st place reward that granted him that power for a week.

For a while, he smiled joyously before quickly preparing to load the chamber.

– Click!

“At last, I can achieve it…”

He walked towards Kellierhton with an ominous grin.