Chapter 118

Especially during the intense first week’s activities.

While the members were cutting down their sleep to handle the music broadcast schedules, Seven’s pre-recorded variety show was being released one by one.

– Wow, they really filmed a lot of variety shows this time. Just the trailers alone are quite a few!

– Daily bread, really grateful, ㅠㅠ

– Did you see the Harmony Bridge trailer? Just hearing a bit from Sara and Ye-eun already has me excited…

└ Seriously, she’s an auditory girlfriend, how did she achieve this visual…?

– Hmm… Hana Kwon and Gong Chae-rin. Just looking at the trailer for ‘Idol Childcare,’ their parenting skills are amazing. They’ll both become wonderful mothers. Nice. You two, I permit you as my future daughters-in-law.

└ This person really has a consistent comment…

└ At this point, it seems genuine…;;

Seven’s fans were thrilled while watching the pre-release videos and trailers coming out every other day.

The first variety show that aired was the group variety show [Idol Human Theater] on KBC YouTube.

Fans tuned in to the channel according to the info post on the fan community and Seven’s official cafe, just in time for the YouTube live streaming.

– It’s starting!

The broadcast began with the famous and familiar BGM of Human Theater.

[• An unusual vibe can be felt in this place.]

And the familiar narration of the Human Theater.

At the bottom of the screen, the subtitle read [Seven’s Practice Room].

Do-hee entered the practice room as the door opened.

Do-hee exaggeratedly looked around.

[Do-hee: What time is it for practice and no one is here? These guys are really hopeless.]

[• Who is this person?]

The screen cut to a different camera angle of the practice room.

Do-hee sitting on a chair with Hana clinging next to her, bothering her.

And in the back, the members sitting on the floor.

A woman’s voice that seemed to be part of the production staff could be heard.

[PD: Could you please introduce yourself once more?]

[Do-hee: Hello! I’m Do-hee Lee, the oldest sister and the charismatic leader of Seven!]

– LOL, Do-hee is the leader?

– Must be a night study time.

– It’s a concept practice, huh? LOL

And at the same time as her answer, the members were jeering from behind.

Amidst the ‘Boo-ing’ sounds, the narration flowed out.

[• The authority of the leader, dropped to the ground.]

The screen cut again to Do-hee standing alone in the practice room.

Then, the members who entered through the door lined up beside her.

[• Finally, the members have arrived.]

Do-hee pointed to her empty wrist, showing a dramatic angry act like something out of a sitcom.

[Do-hee: What time is it now?! Why are you guys so late?]

Seo-yoon said while hugging Hana.

[Youngest’s (a bit spoiled) older sister/Seo-yoon: Sorry, unnie. The youngest is being a bit needy, so you know, our youngest is not really listening…]

Hana, with her pigtails, giggled.

[Cute youngest (a bit spoiled)/Hana: That’s right! I totally don’t listen!]

– LOL, during “Cram Session Time,” Hana really is the youngest!

– Pigtail Hana is super cute! LOL

– Seo-yoon’s position is funny. So, she usually doesn’t spoil the youngest?

Hearing their words, Do-hee frowned.

[Do-hee: I think you guys are a bit mistaken… As far as I know, the youngest actually listens really well!]

[Seo-yoon: No? The youngest totally doesn’t listen.]

[Do-hee: Are you sure? Are you really sure?]

[• The leader gets mad when the youngest is scolded?]

The scene cuts back to the interview.

[PD: Is the youngest causing trouble?]

[Do-hee: Um… I think it’s a bit exaggerated. Actually, among our members, the youngest is the most well-behaved and serious one.]

The members behind her shake their heads in unison.

Next to Do-hee, Hana, the youngest, also shakes her head.

[• Oh my goodness.]

– LOL, the way they all shake their heads at the same time is so funny!

– Hana, why are you shaking your head when you’re playing the youngest? LOL

The screen returns to the members sitting around in the practice room.

[Do-hee: First of all, before we practice, I’ve heard that there are a lot of complaints among the members. As the leader, I’ll help resolve them, so let’s sort this out. Who wants to go first?]

Sara quickly raised her hand.

[• Looks like Sara has been holding in a lot of complaints.]

[Do-hee: What is it?]

[The third member with a lot of complaints/Sara: I like cute things… but when that member tries to hug me, they act annoyed, so I hate them.]

[Cute leader/Do-hee: Then let’s go with hating them! Next.]

[• Seems like the leader has a cool personality.]

– LOL, Sara seems genuinely hurt!

– Wow, no matter how you look at them, next to pretty girls, they’re all pretty for real!

– Info: Do-hee is surprisingly a cold person. But she’s cute.

Next, Chae-rin raises her hand.

For some reason, her hand is shaking.

[Seven’s chatterbox/Chae-rin: I want to say something. It’s quite a lot though.]

Some members swallow nervously.

[Chae-rin: First, there’s this one member who uses two towels in the dorm but doesn’t put them back. That’s why I had to dry my body with the hairdryer.]

[Me: I got wrapped up in this situation.]

[Chae-rin: The one who keeps turning the water on and off while I’m showering. The one who makes the cold and hot water alternate.]

[Chae-rin: The one who sings and dances loudly at night, but sets the alarm song to max volume and doesn’t wake up. Should I say more?]

[• Chae-rin’s rap skills aren’t to be underestimated.]

– Chae-rin is genuinely serious, haha.

– At this point, I feel sorry for Chae-rin, lol.

– Chae-rin is definitely the suffering position, haha.

– But I can guess who the last person is, lol.

Now we transition to an interview scene with Chae-rin and Sara sitting on chairs.

As always, the other members are sitting on the floor in the back.

[Director: Who is the main culprit?]

[Chae-rin: If I had to pick one person… (points) It’s that person.]

As Chae-rin speaks, the camera zooms in on Ha-rang and Seo-yoon, who are sitting side by side, playing a clapping game.

[Seo-yoon: You can’t be talking about me?]

The camera catches Chae-rin’s gaze.

A look saying “no.”

The camera slightly rotates to focus solely on Ha-rang.

[Most Silent Member / Ha-rang: ……!?]

Ha-rang tries to express her innocence through facial expressions and gestures.

[Ha-rang: Eep…!]

[• Ha-rang seems to be noisy even without saying much.]

Do-hee claps her hands and said.

[Do-hee: Okay, now that all complaints are settled! We need to spice things up, right?]

Ha-rang nods and mumbles.

[Ha-rang: Eep!]

Chae-rin pulls Ha-rang’s lips.

[Chae-rin: Can you just be quiet for today!?]

[• None of the complaints have been resolved.]

[Do-hee: Our Seven’s official comedian, Ye-eun, has prepared some jokes. Let’s give her a round of applause!]

[Super Funny Second / Ye-eun: Uh…?]

Now it’s an interview scene with Ye-eun, Seo-yoon, and still mumbling Ha-rang.

[Director: Are you a comedian, Ye-eun?]

[Seven Comedian / Ye-eun: Hehe… Director, I can’t do this…]

[Ha-rang: I can’t either! I’m going to say something!]

[• The two’s immersion was briefly broken.]

Back to the scene with them sitting together.

[Ye-eun: …I’ll give it a try?]

Ye-eun looks determined.

[Ye-eun: What’s the most arrogantly apologetic country in the world?]

[Seo-yoon: What is it?]

[Hana: What is it~?]

[Ye-eun: It’s… Myanmar!]

Hana’s eyes widened round.

Hana’s eyes were shaking.

[Shocked Hana.]

Meanwhile, one member was holding their belly alone.

[Do-hee: Hehehaha!]

[• Having fun alone.]

– Hahaha Myanmar is totally my taste 😂

– Do-hee’s laughter is so refreshing 😂

– Hahaha I’m 30… Honestly, Ye-eun is funny 😂

– Grandma is satisfied, Ye-eun…

– At this point, it’s actually funny, why? 😂😂😂

The interview scene crossed again.

[PD: Does Do-hee like dad jokes?]

[Do-hee: Wasn’t that really funny? This one was recognized as funny, right?]

Members behind making an X with their hands.

[• The members don’t seem to agree.]

Ye-eun, feeling embarrassed, tried to undo the X, but the youngest, Hana, had such strong muscles that it wouldn’t budge.

Back to the sitting-in-a-circle screen, Ye-eun looked determined as if this time was the real deal.

[Ye-eun: Let me try one more…!]

And the subtitles [Ye-eun full of determination] appeared.

[Ye-eun: Do you know what happens when a cow dies from electrocution?]

Ye-eun’s dad joke continued.

With the subtitle [Trembling Eyes] the members’ anxious glances flashed through frame by frame.

[Sarah: Pikachu’oo’…?]

Meanwhile, Sarah was eagerly answering.

That answer seemed shocking as Hana’s eyes widened once more.

[Ye-eun: It’s… ‘U Sign Bolt!’ So, U, Sign, Bolt. Hehehe.]

In the end, Hana gasped and opened her mouth.

[Hana: Wow…]

Amidst this, Do-hee was laughing as if dying.

[Do-hee: Hahuhaha.]

[• The other members are pure silence.]

– This one is kinda….;;

– Honestly, I laughed my head off 😂

– Hahaha am I the only one who finds it funny?

– It’s even funnier that only Do-hee is laughing 😂

Seeing Do-hee laughing more, Sarah was jotting down dad jokes in a notebook from who-knows-where.

Hwang was adamantly questioning Ye-eun, who had shown the dad joke.

Chae-rin seemed to be pulling Hwang’s mouth as if all her pent-up frustration burst out.

And Seo-yoon, observing coolly, was just watching.

It was a complete chaos.

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